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Anonymous01/20/26, 16:39No.16895498Cow tools are real now
https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/01/meet-veronika-the-tool-using-cow/
How can we prepare for the bovine-dominated future?
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Anon01/20/26, 17:47No.16895536
They already dominate us
They have humans who are forced to squeeze their nipples.
The cows like it, but dont want us to know this
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Anon01/22/26, 04:44No.16896479
who can explain this cartoon, scientifically speaking, I never understood it.
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Anon01/22/26, 20:01No.16896908
Kek I also thought about this cartoon when I saw that article in our local news.
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Anon01/23/26, 06:56No.16897160
Does it still count if the cow was definitely trained to do that by some attention seeking owner instead of actually figuring out how to use tools on its own?
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Anon01/26/26, 10:41No.16899541
>cow uses broom to scratch its ass
>"""scientists""" spend a week conducting 76 trials to statistically prove that the cow was indeed scratching its ass
Defund science, abolish universities, then make every researcher make their case from scratch for why they deserve any public funding for their bullshit.
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Anon01/28/26, 04:22No.16900581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq3odE3OuGA
bros, I want a pet cow now
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Anon01/28/26, 18:48No.16900836
if it scratches its butt against a fence post is it using a tool?