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Anonymous11/29/25, 03:57No.16859256
What’s the most retarded element?
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Anon11/29/25, 03:59No.16859257
Are we including isotopes?
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Anon11/29/25, 04:00No.16859259
>What’s the most retarded element?
OPium
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Anon11/29/25, 04:07No.16859261
Frogonium
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Anon11/29/25, 04:13No.16859264
Has to be one of the noble gases, so I'll go with Helium.
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Anon11/29/25, 04:56No.16859290
(You)ranium
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Anon11/29/25, 05:05No.16859293
Ne!
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Anon11/29/25, 05:18No.16859300
americium
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Anon11/29/25, 05:47No.16859312
Hydrogen
Just a glorified proton
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Anon11/29/25, 05:48No.16859313
Carbon. Fuck Carbon for allowing the creation of taxes.
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Anon11/29/25, 12:33No.16859465
Astatine or anything with an absurdly high atomic mass. (e.g: Nihonium)
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Anon11/29/25, 12:34No.16859466
Beryllium
>Light as fuck element
>Cannot be made in stars
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Anon11/29/25, 13:15No.16859479
The e element of surprise
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Anon11/29/25, 17:03No.16859569
fucking mercury
>only non-oxidizing room-temperature liquid metal
>frustratingly toxic
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Anon11/29/25, 17:06No.16859572
Astatine for being a tease. Fuck you Astatine.
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Anon11/29/25, 17:11No.16859577
I guess Plutonium because Pluto is not a planet anymore.
92, 93, and 94 were all supposed to be named after the outer planets at the time.
Uranium, Neptunium, and Plutonium were all based on at-the-time planets.
But it's kinda stupid now, because Pluto is no longer considered a planet anymore by the modern definitions.
Lol.
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Anon11/29/25, 17:15No.16859583
Helium. Not good enough to be #1 yet pretentious enough to avoid bonding with the commoners and to stupid to know what's going on. Major little dick energy
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Anon11/29/25, 18:29No.16859631
bismuth. the most common isotope is a wee bit radioactive with like 10^19 years of halflife. that decay is quite retarded.
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Anon11/29/25, 19:37No.16859668
The human element
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Anon11/29/25, 22:55No.16859759
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Anon11/30/25, 02:40No.16859865
Osmium. I hear it's quite dense.
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Anon11/30/25, 02:53No.16859870
The element of surprise
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Anon11/30/25, 08:10No.16859981
it's gotta be boron, moron
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Anon11/30/25, 08:14No.16859983
beryllium
waste of number 4
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Anon11/30/25, 15:17No.16860141
I'd have to go with those fake ones they keep adding at the bottom of the periodic table that can only exist for like 0.00000000000001 seconds because they're so unstable
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Anon11/30/25, 18:59No.16860377
Yttrium.
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Anon11/30/25, 19:07No.16860383
Pb
look at all the boomers that grew up on TEL gasoline fumes
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Anon12/03/25, 02:15No.16861978
Iron. What a lazy piece of shit element. Doesn't even have the spare energy for fusion or fission, it just sits there all day.