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Anonymous03/14/26, 21:07No.84143331Biggest loser on /r9k/ contest
I'm genuinely the biggest loser on the entire internet.
I don't think anyone can beat me.
>26
>college grad
>meme degree
>no skills
>26K salary a year
>live with parents
>KV
>too depressed, lazy, and demoralized to do anything.
I'm genuinely convinced I'm the biggest loser on 4chan. Like most of you guys have at least had gfs or a high paying tech job. I don't have shit.
Doubt anyone's a bigger loser than me
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Anon03/14/26, 21:09No.84143348
muh loserdom
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Anon03/14/26, 21:09No.84143356
any unemployed person losermogs you
Stop spamming
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Anon03/14/26, 21:10No.84143362
dawg there's dudes here over 40 that have never had a job and dropped out of highschool and have never hugged a girl. i mean hey a biggest loser contest is fucking gay as hell but you certainly are not the biggest loser hereat 26 you can get your shit together man, just gotta figure out some mental heuristics and tricks to pull on yourself to fool yourself into doing it really
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Anon03/14/26, 21:12No.84143376
nigger youre a college grad. I didn't even graduate middle school
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Anon03/14/26, 21:14No.84143389
buddy you aren't even close.>35 nearly 36
>KHHV
>grew up middle class
>had a paid for college education, no loans, flunked out because I wouldn't do my work
>neet, never worked just sat and played vidya
>lived with mom until she died 3 years ago
>living on savings until that's gone then idk, have maybe 5 years at current spending rate.
>have house but its a complete pigsty since I don't clean, ever.
>like hoarder level filthy, if the health department found out they'd likely condemn it.
>things break and don't get fixed because I don't want anyone to see how bad the house is and its too much for me to even attempt to clean.
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Anon03/14/26, 21:18No.84143418
>>meme degree
gender studies?
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Anon03/14/26, 21:21No.84143436
>he went to college, got a degree, makes money, he hugged and held hands (KV)
you're definitely not the biggest loser
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Anon03/14/26, 21:24No.84143451
at last you have a job, I am two months unemployed.
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Anon03/14/26, 21:28No.84143481
>21
>permaneet elementary school dropout
>on disability
>lost over 100lbs but still ugly
>khhv
>haven't had friends since the age of 9
>not even online friends
>literally just play games all day
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Anon03/14/26, 21:29No.84143491
I don't participate in these anymore because I get accused of making things up.Quick summary:
>terrible autist with ADHD, OCD, and schizophrenia
>almost 50
>still play NES games, still watch the Simpsons, still read manga>all my life stories are hyper cringe Chris-Chan Chandler level interactions with people
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Anon03/14/26, 22:02No.84143683
that's because she was waiting for you to take a seat and the other guy got cucked because he took a seat right away
it's like lifesavers but a drug
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Anon03/14/26, 23:36No.84144175
>24
>college grad
>meme degree
>no skills
>$0K salary a year
>live with parents
>KHHV
>anxiously trying to do things and still being rejected from jobs and shut out of society in general
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Anon03/14/26, 23:39No.84144187
You'll never top Love from the mid to late 2010s
The biggest loser in the history of /r9k/, she even beats out the literal child rapist Discord owner
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Anon03/14/26, 23:41No.84144196
why is your table so small and why do they have online graduate degrees
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Anon03/14/26, 23:55No.84144271
i'm 28
>>college grad
i never went to college and dropped out of high school
>>meme degree
i don't have a degree or a diploma
>>no skills
me neither
K salary a year
i'm unemployed
>>live with parents
me too
>>KV
me too, and i also have no frens
>>too depressed, lazy, and demoralized to do anything.
me too
i think i'm a much bigger loser than you 2bh
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Anon03/14/26, 23:58No.84144287
>Biggest loser contest
>literal first stat is college grad
Is this the humble brag thread?
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Anon03/15/26, 00:07No.84144343
Yes I can beat you
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Anon03/15/26, 00:14No.84144382
im 28
>>college grad
I got a college diploma
>>meme degree
mine is the lowest quality toilet paper possible
>>no skills
yep
K salary a year
I can't even get hired for minwage
>>live with parents
yep
>>KV
yep
>>too depressed, lazy, and demoralized to do anything.
yep
I don't think I'm the worst here, but I'm certainly close to it
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Anon03/15/26, 01:01No.84144697
>meme degree
What degree?
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Anon03/15/26, 01:09No.84144750
>26
>college degree
>I'm genuinely convinced I'm the biggest loser on 4chan. Like most of you guys have at least had gfs or a high paying tech job. I don't have shit.
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Anon03/15/26, 01:14No.84144763
I've been unemployed and simped over a whore that used me for attention and then ditched me before she moved to a place with more men
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Anon03/15/26, 01:17No.84144780
>34
>khhv
>0 friends
>highschool dropout
>never worked
>live with parents
>haven't been outside since I left school
>only leave my room to eat and use the bathroom
>been wearing the same clothes for like a year
>literally bedrot all day
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Anon03/15/26, 02:35No.84145205
Exactly the same as you but I'm 31, so I'm winning. You loser! Loser retard!
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Anon03/15/26, 04:42No.84145894
26 is still time to turn your life around.
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Anon03/15/26, 04:43No.84145901
why are you so obsessed with this? it's obviously barneyfag. but you think your personal life is so fucking pertinent that you want rewards for it
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Anon03/15/26, 04:47No.84145918
At least you have a job, I don't even have a job
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Anon03/15/26, 06:09No.84146327
>36
>Never went to college/uni
>No skills unless you count rough sketches and driving, which means jack shit in wagie/normie life
>$0/yr, ~$3k in savings/stonks
>NEET for 13 years
>Live with parent
>KHHV, never been on a date, rejected by every girl I ever approached
>Depressed for most of my life (officially diagnosed recently btw)
>No IRL friends
>Don't care about anything anymore except gaming and cooming
Nah.
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Anon03/15/26, 06:12No.84146348
Imagine someone incel older than you with no job and no degree. That's me.