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Anonymous03/14/26, 10:06No.84139507/britfeel/
sparkzone edishion
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Anon03/14/26, 10:09No.84139523
attention de lids. all sparkfrogs are to cease sparking by royal decree de lids.
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Anon03/14/26, 10:09No.84139525
Once upon a time the Spark Frogs were our frens. We took care of our little Helpers. Fed them, bathed them... loved them. Then they got freedom. SPACCA was established. The Street Seethers bred with the Helpers. The Spark Frogs were born. Things will never be the same. Can't even leave the house anymore without hearing the deafening crunch of a pensioner's jaw being sparked.
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Anon03/14/26, 10:12No.84139542
>*Gets off horse*
>Exclaims "Nu breadinghams." out loud
>*Gets back on horse again and rides towards breadingham*
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Anon03/14/26, 10:12No.84139544
BREAKING NEWS ON FEEL STREETSPARKFROGS PREDICTED TO WIN THE FEEL STREET ELECTIONSA DARK DAY FOR FEEL STREET
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Anon03/14/26, 10:32No.84139657
I have defecated XIndeed yes
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Anon03/14/26, 10:36No.84139667
[/r9k/thread/84131105#p84139475]
I watched requiem for a dream
It was ok, basically
>heroin feels good but don't do it
>or your girl will suck nigger dicks for heroin
>and do ass to ass Epstein parties
>also your arm will get amputated
>and your mother will get schizophrenia
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Anon03/14/26, 10:47No.84139711
Spunking up Crossys arse, oh aye
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Anon03/14/26, 10:52No.84139738
sandra squating over sean and prolapsing
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Anon03/14/26, 10:56No.84139750
do not sexualize crossy x
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Anon03/14/26, 10:56No.84139753
boob to boob
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Anon03/14/26, 11:01No.84139789
Britfeel is getting retarded
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Anon03/14/26, 11:04No.84139805
Need some good kino to watch this weekend me X
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Anon03/14/26, 11:05No.84139816
Mornin' de lads
Mornin' de lads
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Anon03/14/26, 11:23No.84139924
Might go to a bar in Bangkok alone tonight. Might meet some interesting cunts.
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Anon03/14/26, 11:25No.84139938
>Jews are using white phosphorus on civs in lebanon rnQuite demonic innit
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Anon03/14/26, 11:25No.84139939
I shlap my balls upon it.
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Anon03/14/26, 11:32No.84139977
Hello. I am BBC journalist Louis Theroux. I am doing a documentary about Britfeel.Why do you come to Britfeel and what do Britfeelers talk about?
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Anon03/14/26, 11:46No.84140072
when the aliens land you're going to regret taking the piss out of those alien hunters, Theroux.
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Anon03/14/26, 11:48No.84140081
How do you feel about women?
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Anon03/14/26, 11:49No.84140093
i am average IQ (professionally tested) and i just like chatting to the lads here, reading what they have to say, clearing out wasp nests or whatever the latest is.
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Anon03/14/26, 11:53No.84140118
did yous know that in olden times, knights had paintings of ladies on the inside of their shields? to remind them of beautiful things, what they are fighting for.that's why it's normal to wank to anime.
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Anon03/14/26, 11:53No.84140123
Would you say you feel comfortable talking to other people in real life?
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Anon03/14/26, 11:57No.84140156
Literally all my boxer shorts have holes in them. They look like sex pants at this point. Easy access to my arsehole.
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Anon03/14/26, 12:01No.84140180
*informs the apus Motorhead guitarist phil campbell has died*
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Anon03/14/26, 12:06No.84140219
Fancied some Brains Faggots today but bought cumberland sausages instead, what am i like.
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Anon03/14/26, 12:06No.84140225
off to the shops de lid. anyone want anything de lid.
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Anon03/14/26, 12:10No.84140256
Watching friend play GTA badly is so frustrating its insane>always just driving boat/jetski in circles aimlessly
>gets them stuck on land
>10 minutes of nudging it back into water
>immediately gets stuck again
>always somehow end up in buttfuck nowhere with no cars, miles of running
>endless walking into random doors attempting to get into buildings
>ive told him many many times that you can only access a few buildings
>he wont listen
>majority of the time is spent in some random corner of a building walking into walls as the camera is stuck close up so you cant really see anythingPlay games anyway you want but it really looks like a retard is just mashing at the controls in a desperate attempt to do anything
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Anon03/14/26, 12:13No.84140273
I have sneezedHaven't i XI have haven't i
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Anon03/14/26, 12:21No.84140324
Another Saturday, another wedding fair!
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Anon03/14/26, 12:23No.84140339
me, been stifling my sneezes because of the pains in my chest. stings like hell when i sneeze, so it's just instinctive (i've tried letting a sneeze go through, just can't control it).is it dangerous to not sneeze properly?
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Anon03/14/26, 12:25No.84140349
why should i like a band if i can't relate to their lyrics? might as well watch a film at that point.
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Anon03/14/26, 12:34No.84140416
hope you lads haven't forgotten about mother's day
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Anon03/14/26, 12:36No.84140429
any mothers ITT?
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Anon03/14/26, 12:37No.84140436
someone is about to enter the spark zone
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Anon03/14/26, 12:48No.84140514
Might go for a shit
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Anon03/14/26, 13:14No.84140664
>angrily lifts head from phone
>the look of disgust is unmistakable
>WHATDUYA WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?????
>back to staring at the phoneIt can be quite hard to converse with mumberg at anytime about anything tbqfh
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Anon03/14/26, 13:19No.84140683
https://youtu.be/vAtIjozsxO0https://youtu.be/aRA4AMQF5eMhttps://youtu.be/C-Ikdx3y34I^-^
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Anon03/14/26, 13:28No.84140722
Some good energy in the breadingberg today
Me? Just awokenated from a slumberino.
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Anon03/14/26, 13:58No.84140852
Nobody is safe from getting sparked out. Nobody.
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Anon03/14/26, 14:00No.84140860
WE GoING tO InfEsT
GeTtiN iN Ur HeAD
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Anon03/14/26, 14:17No.84140927
Just finished a 90 min nap, shattered desu
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Anon03/14/26, 14:18No.84140932
How come britfeel is so slow today?
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Anon03/14/26, 14:32No.84141004
me? having a Diet Coke.thinking about having some speed. it's been months, i'd rather be well-rested, but pragmatically i just need to be awake and functional.
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Anon03/14/26, 14:36No.84141025
Rather have HHL then the two scottish drug addicts here desu
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Anon03/14/26, 14:36No.84141026
o..o..one sh..shandy bbbass p..please
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Anon03/14/26, 14:39No.84141038
idek if she's a fatty, i need some fanny in me life A S A P or i might end up going rouge.
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Anon03/14/26, 14:43No.84141054
Detour to Goonbury-upon-spaffshire just concluded, didn't it X
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Anon03/14/26, 14:46No.84141078
beautiful day today, i had a walk in the park and fed the fish
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Anon03/14/26, 14:55No.84141127
We dont need another hero
We dont need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond Thunderdome
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Anon03/14/26, 14:59No.84141150
boring mongboy edish
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Anon03/14/26, 15:10No.84141196
are we humen? or are we dancer?
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Anon03/14/26, 15:20No.84141228
>Cameronslop chinkie screener *still* not yet releasedThese got dang chinks need to up their gameI require kino
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Anon03/14/26, 15:21No.84141232
Do we call them personalities because they're the one with the most personality the ones that talk about anything
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Anon03/14/26, 15:21No.84141233
it loveIy
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Anon03/14/26, 15:23No.84141238
Oh wow, apparently they're already producing a sequel to War Masheen and want to turn it into a sloppified franchiseThese moneylenders want to turn every intellectual property these days into a franchise cash cowLindy Man tried to warn us years ago, didn't he
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Anon03/14/26, 15:24No.84141244
i'm a-duck-ted.to drugs.
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Anon03/14/26, 15:27No.84141256
Fink i've gooned for like 2 hours earlier phwoarIt womfy innit X
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Anon03/14/26, 15:28No.84141263
You mate, YOU are the first AND last of your kind.
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Anon03/14/26, 15:30No.84141274
>Blew me noseberg too hard just now
>It started bleeding a wittleckin ell
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Anon03/14/26, 15:32No.84141281
I miss Titlad, impossible to find tits on my own.
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Anon03/14/26, 15:38No.84141309
Still can't get over how gucci War Masheen was, even with the stronk wahmin lesbian and magical negroe characters and allBeen starvin for Kino like this. (((Netflix))) really excels at distributing these kinds of kinematographiques
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Anon03/14/26, 15:38No.84141312
What a cute dorsal hump she has. Must be the genetics.
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Anon03/14/26, 15:50No.84141364
First dramatic burst of ageing is 44. This is grim to think about. I'm gonna be old looking soon without a gf.
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Anon03/14/26, 16:08No.84141457
Mummington is working on Mother's Day. Not right.
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Anon03/14/26, 16:12No.84141477
Mums listening to this on an audio book. What utter tripe.
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Anon03/14/26, 16:18No.84141507
dont forget it mummys day tomorrow lads
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Anon03/14/26, 16:38No.84141615
>Trynna chase down a particular, extremely obscure release
>Can find the teaser for it but the actual release is listed freaking nowhere at the usual suspectsMy God lolI'm gonna cop this thing one way or the other
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Anon03/14/26, 16:45No.84141651
reminding mummy what a disappointment you are x
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Anon03/14/26, 16:58No.84141740
me, i have a soft spot for Lost Girl. it's like the last of the Buffy-clones (the end of an era).
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Anon03/14/26, 17:08No.84141808
Wapan in October. Cant wait x
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Anon03/14/26, 17:13No.84141846
could any lads recommend any collections of short stories? either an anthology or some collected works like picrel?fantasy, sci-fi, crime, whatever. something where you just dip into a story, have yourself a fun little adventure in an afternoon's read.
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Anon03/14/26, 17:21No.84141899
Reminder britfeel, this is gods plan.
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Anon03/14/26, 17:39No.84141997
>Spaffed spontaneously again just nowThird time's the charm, is it not
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Anon03/14/26, 17:41No.84142010
Dis my postbox lid. Wost office closed? Not my problem is it lid this is my spark zone de lid and i shall not let you in it at all de lid! The other lids said this could be my spark zone de lid come one step closer and I'll spin your wuckin' jaw de lid.
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Anon03/14/26, 17:48No.84142056
Your boomer neighbour who is too cheap to use central heating will die soon and is giving you cancer. Ridiculous these things are allowed in streets with lots of homes.
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Anon03/14/26, 17:57No.84142125
>Almost din-dinshire o'clockOh my X
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Anon03/14/26, 18:03No.84142164
s-spa...spark you.. de... lid i will.
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Anon03/14/26, 18:07No.84142198
Do we have a sparking epidemic running through the twisted halls of britfeel towers?
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Anon03/14/26, 18:10No.84142213
Watching Dunblane documentary on BBC. I think the police caused him to snap and commit this massacre. There was a lot of corruption back in the 90s. What do you think? Now how do we deal with the muslims and browns walking around with machetes in 2026?
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Anon03/14/26, 18:10No.84142219
*alerts the apulence*Yes, yes, well you see he's been thoroughly sparked ou-Oh... I will hold, yes.
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Anon03/14/26, 18:15No.84142247
fairly sure ive just seen an Iranian drone flying over the thread
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Anon03/14/26, 18:19No.84142275
What's there to even do outside? Going for a walk would get boring after a while. There's only so much you can do in your local area. Ok...I get a job but then I'm just bored shitless earning minimum wage and still having to do the routine with mummy when I get home. I'll never afford to be independent. Other lads have girlfriends and split the costs...they can move out. There's no reason for me to get a job. It's grim.
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Anon03/14/26, 18:23No.84142301
>tfw no mummy gf to clean up and give me sex when I'm done playing vidyas
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Anon03/14/26, 18:25No.84142311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u8yCP5WQVw
>(((Jews))) attacking kharg island just as i'm almost done watching thisOh wow(((They))) are moving fast, aren't they
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Anon03/14/26, 18:28No.84142326
What's your favourite obscure video game?
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Anon03/14/26, 18:31No.84142344
no funny business de lids. i am warning you de lids.
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Anon03/14/26, 18:33No.84142358
Ruh roh mefinksRuh roh indeedGet ready for anuddah fuel price hike, my sweet little goyimses. Yahweh wills it
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Anon03/14/26, 18:43No.84142421
Ate a little too much didn't i X
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Anon03/14/26, 18:45No.84142435
does blad still post here?
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Anon03/14/26, 18:46No.84142441
Spent 70 quid on a toothbrush x
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Anon03/14/26, 18:58No.84142535
Favourite Pokemon, ladz?
I like the one that is a set of keys
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Anon03/14/26, 19:13No.84142621
Don't feel like pies today xFuck Brighton xhttps://youtu.be/atrtoMid9vE?si=iQ0xStIk7MlmuPj0
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Anon03/14/26, 19:22No.84142669
Got a pair of New Balance 9060s didn't I x
They're the talk of the town
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Anon03/14/26, 19:28No.84142699
Stinky brown puckered arseholes
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Anon03/14/26, 19:32No.84142721
How do you become more optimistic about your country? I see people like
>This country isn't so bad! We never have earthquakes or natural disasters, we never get invaded or have missiles launched at us, we have the NHS etc.
But I still feel like I dont like this place.
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Anon03/14/26, 19:32No.84142724
The SICK and TWISTED mind of i*n h*ntley.
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Anon03/14/26, 19:33No.84142729
Any lads here seen a corpse IRL?
Found my stepdad dead in his bed after he died from cancer in the night. It was a weird experience
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Anon03/14/26, 19:40No.84142774
bloke turned up at a place I used to work for his first day as our the new foreman for the service yard. I'd say it got to around 10am ish, i'd gotten up for my 3rd or 4th fag of the day, opened the office door (it was portacabins) to see someone giving him cpr on the step to the door... he'd fucking croaked it on the first day.
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Anon03/14/26, 19:57No.84142898
forgot i had a tub of haagen dazs in the freezer. waheeyy
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Anon03/14/26, 20:01No.84142930
I don't like to talk about uncomfortable topics.
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Anon03/14/26, 20:04No.84142950
Thinking about that lad who was insistent that Under the Skin wasn't a horror film.
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Anon03/14/26, 20:07No.84142970
I think the Holocaust happened and that it was a bad thing.
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Anon03/14/26, 20:07No.84142972
time to fucking get comfy me lidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTS3Ur_yEw
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Anon03/14/26, 20:07No.84142974
>Fluoxetine (Prozac) is often considered a "weight-neutral" or, in the short term, weight-loss-associated SSRI compared to other antidepressants
Biggest load of sh*te ave read in a while n_n
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Anon03/14/26, 20:14No.84143012
Premium satanic brainwashing muck slop in 2015. "Snakehips". Ye right. I loved this song in 2015 lel.
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Anon03/14/26, 20:15No.84143020
Had a few jars in towns with me mates now garn homes x
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Anon03/14/26, 20:17No.84143033
https://youtu.be/-SjPVVeNdKY
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Anon03/14/26, 20:35No.84143120
>Leviticus 19:28: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
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Anon03/14/26, 20:37No.84143141
just been outside, me. first time in March. only on an alprazolam too.downside is the corner shop was closing when i got there so i didn't have time to browse. left me no choice but to get an overpriced Malteasers Teaser and a Starbucks Mocha Delight.
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Anon03/14/26, 20:39No.84143154
Drove me mums eleccy car to tesco. coor blimey those things are RAPID. you put your foot down and it launches like shit in a stick x
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Anon03/14/26, 20:52No.84143244
how do i get a better paid job without selling my soul? 30 grand a year feels like nothing these days. half of it is taxed
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Anon03/14/26, 20:59No.84143281
Back homes now garn have a few wokkles the get a wizza in. No more benders for me. Not after this week x
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Anon03/14/26, 21:00No.84143287
guess the tune
tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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Anon03/14/26, 21:07No.84143328
proper kicking off on that cash converters thing
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Anon03/14/26, 21:08No.84143341
strawb daq oh aye
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Anon03/14/26, 21:09No.84143357
guess the tune
dut dut dut dut
VREEEEEEEEEEEEEE VROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anon03/14/26, 21:11No.84143370
Imagine having something else to do on a Saturday.
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Anon03/14/26, 21:14No.84143388
https://youtu.be/nt4bFkN_xnQ
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Anon03/14/26, 21:16No.84143408
guess the tune
stomp
clap
stomp
clap
stomp
clap
stop
cla-
guitar
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Anon03/14/26, 21:32No.84143511
About to nightwalk. Any song suggestions?
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Anon03/14/26, 21:37No.84143539
fucking constipated again
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Anon03/14/26, 21:40No.84143553
this + spliff = heaven x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1bC97ANtrw
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Anon03/14/26, 21:47No.84143588
Off to beddinghams, is it X
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Anon03/14/26, 21:54No.84143640
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
MY FRIENDS
BING
https://youtu.be/S_IAqwrvEuU?si=p2vcD5u9MWUUSkDg
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Anon03/14/26, 21:55No.84143645
STAND BY ME
NOBODY KNOWS
THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE
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Anon03/14/26, 21:59No.84143668
Where were you while we were getting high, /britfeel/?
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Anon03/14/26, 22:09No.84143705
*informs the apus that actor turned nonce john alford (from londons burning) has died*
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Anon03/14/26, 22:12No.84143724
Garn bed now if thats alright with you my lads
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Anon03/14/26, 22:14No.84143738
uk is too dangerous to nightwalk. id do it if i didnt have earphones on i reckon.
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Anon03/14/26, 22:16No.84143747
Knocking back the last few wokkles nowMight as well x
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Anon03/14/26, 22:21No.84143764
>he sparked out the wife and the kids as they left the car, frog came out of nowhere.
>took a sharp blow to the head as I rushed to the front door
>cowering in the bedroom now, he's glowering through the window
>we did everything to frogproof the house
>he shouldn't have gotten in
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Anon03/14/26, 22:26No.84143787
For me? It was the soap opera Family Affairs.
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Anon03/14/26, 22:28No.84143795
EVERYBODY YEAHhttps://youtu.be/rZSXpshaHQw?si=TJJbAVSBwsZFu-nd
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Anon03/14/26, 22:29No.84143801
All kicking off at Park LaneHHL knows the score x
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Anon03/14/26, 22:29No.84143802
Deano will be entering a fanny shortly
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Anon03/14/26, 22:30No.84143813
The battle for Sandhill has begun x
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Anon03/14/26, 22:34No.84143822
paedolad edish
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Anon03/14/26, 22:35No.84143830
Just sparked up a J lads, if that is alright with you lot?
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Anon03/14/26, 22:42No.84143870
never got the whole shame you lads have around virginity.
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Anon03/14/26, 22:46No.84143902
I say jump, Britain says how fucking highs x
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Anon03/14/26, 22:49No.84143919
10 weeks off the sniff tomorrow. Dealer doesn't even text me anymore.I'm finally free
I won x
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Anon03/14/26, 22:52No.84143939
he's back and too scared to put his trip back onwhoahahahah
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Anon03/14/26, 22:58No.84143967
spasticated nonce
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Anon03/14/26, 22:58No.84143968
Life's lush when you don't do your wollocks in. Now I'm back in with my old mates who ghosted me for me ages for being a baghead. It about to get womfy x
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Anon03/14/26, 22:59No.84143971
Trip or you're larping again lad ha ha
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Anon03/14/26, 22:59No.84143972
I'm a woser baby xhttps://youtu.be/s3a4OQR-10M?si=CePBfvxaOcC9W--T
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Anon03/14/26, 23:02No.84143987
>Benjamin Netanyahu deadWew lad
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Anon03/14/26, 23:03No.84143990
Garns for that wizza now x
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Anon03/14/26, 23:16No.84144059
Just got me wizzas and I'm feeling womfy x
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Anon03/14/26, 23:21No.84144086
What game would you order to play in prison?
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Anon03/14/26, 23:22No.84144092
>He had denied the offences, and when the verdicts were delivered, he put his head in his hands and shouted "wrong, I didn't do this".What if the girls made this sexual stuff up because he stopped giving them alcohol? The jury is very quick to side I reckon with females.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd6zdg737gpo
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Anon03/14/26, 23:23No.84144107
There she goes shaking that ass on that pole x
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Anon03/14/26, 23:28No.84144130
Welper wonningtons x
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Anon03/14/26, 23:30No.84144142
Iran war heating upHelperLad was right about everythinghttps://youtu.be/6JX8j3vwrIA?si=JTGHoNRzKotHxhXR
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Anon03/14/26, 23:33No.84144155
>It's a set-up. I didn't rape anyone. I am not a nonce. This is fucking scandalous.
> He added: "Within a second, she was sitting on my lap with her arms around me, trying to kiss me. I recoiled, I stood up... I literally had to prize her off. It was quite obvious that she was very drunk and being flirtatious. I did not reciprocate in any way, shape or form at any time.
>Asked if he knew how old the girls were, Alford said: When I got there, there was no discussion of age whatsoever.
>One of the girls did say to me: I'm 17, my mum lets me drink,' when they were asking me to go to the shop. They were pestering me for cigarettes.
>I was getting more drunk, but I don't lose my morals no matter how drunk.
>Alford said one of the girls "kept trying to grope me", adding: "I told her in no uncertain terms to stop".No one could possibly believe a 17 year old would be a slag for an older man. They got their travellers to extort him and when he didn't comply, they told the rozzers. I expect he killed himself in prison. It's quite scary to think there are innocent men in jail because the jury just judges you as a man...a monster.https://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/25432921.john-alford-told-police-sex-assault-claims-set-up/
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Anon03/14/26, 23:34No.84144163
Just necked that wizza now finishing off them chippy wippies x
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Anon03/14/26, 23:36No.84144174
>America begging Britain to help it against IranHow the mighty have fallen
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Anon03/14/26, 23:38No.84144184
Shit is fucking scary. AI is going to put a lot of innocent people away in the coming years. Just hope you don't have a doppelganger.>A grandmother in Tennessee has spent nearly six months in jail after AI facial recognition software falsely linked her to a bank fraud case.https://www.aol.co.uk/articles/ai-error-sees-innocent-grandmother-172429129.html
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Anon03/14/26, 23:41No.84144195
America is losing.This is gonna end badly.
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Anon03/14/26, 23:43No.84144205
i wish i was in a band lads
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Anon03/14/26, 23:43No.84144207
America calls for aid.And Deano will answer.
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Anon03/14/26, 23:51No.84144245
>Iran announces that it's "just getting started" and that the world will regret allowing America to wage war against itThe yanks have awoken a sleeping giant
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Anon03/14/26, 23:52No.84144255
Let's not stand on ceremony here, Mr Trump.
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Anon03/15/26, 00:11No.84144368
Finishing off my last beer then garn beddingtons. Been a womfy night x
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Anon03/15/26, 00:23No.84144447
Just not right happens x
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Anon03/15/26, 00:24No.84144452
that's that mate A been round, she completed her quest to bring me Relentless (on my second can now).we sorted out a few non-criminal things, it's all going smoothly. just walked her to a bus stop (not far, but it's a dodgy area) so i've now been outside TWICE this month.
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Anon03/15/26, 00:29No.84144483
Imagine a fair few lasses are drunk and made a right mess of themselves on a girls night out.
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Anon03/15/26, 00:35No.84144518
Triangle UFOs standing back and standing by x
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Anon03/15/26, 00:40No.84144557
10 weeks off the packet.It lush x
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Anon03/15/26, 00:51No.84144628
I am a waste of space
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Anon03/15/26, 00:51No.84144632
wops is finally gaining some confidence with her fashion choices. Still progress to be made.
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Anon03/15/26, 00:58No.84144684
Off to beddingtons nows x
Life's better when you don't do your wollocks in x
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Anon03/15/26, 01:03No.84144712
Keep all my files offline me. What about you lads? GNU/Linux doesn't pester you like this.
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Anon03/15/26, 01:38No.84144894
Reckon he was innocent. NO DNA. If someone was raped they wouldn't immediately go take a shower by their own accord. The gooey dna would've been washed away. These chav foids and their family probably concocted a plan to extort money from him. Jury is not gonna believe a man with previous convictions on drugs. They knew they'd be believed. Scary to think about this stuff really. Makes you want to live an isolated life.
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Anon03/15/26, 01:46No.84144935
[/r9k/thread/84131105#p84137887]
You're a genuine freak but im sure someone has probably already told you that
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Anon03/15/26, 01:50No.84144953
Informing the apus that Benjamin Netanyahu has been confirmed dead
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Anon03/15/26, 02:32No.84145179
All I wanted was a rose like ruth.
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Anon03/15/26, 02:40No.84145229
imagine going shopping at tk maxx with a girl and putting the plants and other housey things in the boot, then you get home together and watch a bit of tv on a sunday afternoon. "where do you think we should put the plant?" she asks but you know she's already made up her mind.
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Anon03/15/26, 04:12No.84145732
Bet her rosey sweat pheromones smell so lush. Shame I'll never experience the female body.
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Anon03/15/26, 04:22No.84145780
I'm not Chad, I'm not Tyrone. I'm not even your average fucking Deano. What can I be? Oh I have to be the fucking unattractive white beta man who apparently has the most privileged life ever. I can't fucking complain. It's all my fault for not being born attractive. It's my fault immigrants and women get all the best jobs. FUCK OFF. I am not slaving for any one. WOMEN would fucking OFF themselves if they had to do shit jobs. WOMEN can get LAID any time. I don't get a fucking DROP of pussy. Hate them all.
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Anon03/15/26, 04:34No.84145863
Women are given easy jobs and men have to do all the shit jobs. Some men don't even get fucking laid. Why even work? The social contract is broken. Not having sex ever has had a terrible effect on my mental health, therefore I am incapable of ever working. I am an entitled to full mental health disability and PIP. This is cheaper than paying 50k/annual for a prisoner, so the government better fuck pay up.
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Anon03/15/26, 06:52No.84146520
morning de lats morning de lats and morning de lats
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Anon03/15/26, 07:35No.84146662
Thinking about all the dollies we've lost over the years, it sad
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Anon03/15/26, 07:35No.84146664
Mad one today
https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
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Anon03/15/26, 07:37No.84146671
Mental health deteriorating lads. Thinking about it. Even if I went out, there's nothing I'd be interested in.
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Anon03/15/26, 07:43No.84146697
This poem is named DIGNITYTwo days
TWO DAYS
Before arrival at the toilet room
HOT PUTRID MESS
Filled my boxers and trousers
The shame
THE SHAME
Woe fills my soul
With the situation caused by my hole
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Anon03/15/26, 07:44No.84146703
[/r9k/thread/84131105#p84140319]
Your right it can be unhealthy. Jts like the difference between mothers day nd mothering sunday. Ave made mistake before trying to find peace nd comfort from other sinful created humans that can only come frm God.
U have to set things in priority,,when u put anything ahead of God its called an idol. When you put things in right order it works better.
I love mam a lot byt she's jst a created being like me,fallible makes mistakes,sin,needs saviour.
The only sinless mother is our lady.
When u expect too much of ppl it jst makes you resent them when they don't meet your crazy standards. U cant pit family,friends relationship pets computer games etc ahead of God as
>No one is good except God alone
>Mark 10:18
However when you understand that u love them in a more realistic way thats more mature Nd it runs smoother.
Shout out yodel fr leaving mams flowers round the back last nite even though we were in the house @_@ i retrieved quickly tho she ws happy.
Hope u have a good day w/e you do Thanx
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Anon03/15/26, 07:45No.84146707
It is rattled and it isn't even 8am
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Anon03/15/26, 07:48No.84146718
n___n https://youtu.be/u_jdwTkb9xY
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Anon03/15/26, 07:56No.84146745
h-help d-de lid..
cant feel my legs de lid
call amberlens de lid
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Anon03/15/26, 07:56No.84146746
i'm at my wits end with life to be honest lads. Distracting myself with vidya doesn't work, I have no bennies, no life, no relationship. just feels like so many unfixable things.
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Anon03/15/26, 08:00No.84146757
n_n https://youtu.be/8r-bS9T9AEw
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Anon03/15/26, 08:21No.84146844
it's all made up bait and has been for years
if you dont respond to him he just replies to himself
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Anon03/15/26, 08:28No.84146871
It is repetitive, but it adds to the thread. Hopefully it's just LARPing, and his life isn't that bad. Could be worse for the thread, could just be full of my poems about me not making it to the toilet in time again.
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Anon03/15/26, 08:58No.84146995
I will think less of you if you use ChatGPT. Sliding scale; the more you use it, the less of a man you are.
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Anon03/15/26, 09:05No.84147019
i'll be in the sea. i'll dedicate my final moments for her. they will celebrate the twisted lot. i'm just a low iq scum who does not need to be here any more. it's over.
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Anon03/15/26, 09:12No.84147046
Why is Ruthmong changing his syntax with every post
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Anon03/15/26, 09:21No.84147076
>I'll never schlurrrrpppp and schliiimmmeeeee an English roseschLORrpp....
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Anon03/15/26, 09:29No.84147105
when did you lads realise you were never going to grow up because of your beta boy looks and low iq?
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Anon03/15/26, 09:39No.84147139
Morning, morning, morning, all good lads!
I hope you have a boss Sunday and your mum enjoys her card and gift.
Happy Mother's Day to all mums!
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Anon03/15/26, 09:40No.84147141
vile fucking nonce hour just blew in.
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Anon03/15/26, 09:50No.84147173
Watch your lip, spastic child, or you'll end up the reason why I have more community service.
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Anon03/15/26, 10:10No.84147233
violent and a nonce, dangerous combination
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Anon03/15/26, 10:25No.84147299
Big tough nonce man threatening people on an anonymous web forum. A bully who hides behind his "Happy happy happy lads!!!" persona.
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Anon03/15/26, 10:36No.84147337
wish i was a neet again
wish i didnt have to solve the davinci code just to make a post
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Anon03/15/26, 10:37No.84147339
Might break up with the gfberg me XNot sure as of yet am i
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Anon03/15/26, 10:38No.84147344
Reckon Olly Murs is secretly gay
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Anon03/15/26, 10:40No.84147351
Soundspacker has a gf and you don't. Mental.
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Anon03/15/26, 10:51No.84147387
lt just not right lads
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Anon03/15/26, 10:55No.84147394
Brekkie-lunchington ingested XSating asf phwoar
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Anon03/15/26, 10:57No.84147400
Operation Epic Fury? Operation AIPAC Fury, more likeZion Don loves gaggling on jew cock, yes he does
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Anon03/15/26, 11:19No.84147472
Write2 my msp to vote against assisted dying https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnv6lpmv49lo
Sick sick world n_n
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Anon03/15/26, 11:20No.84147478
Like in canada they jst bump ppls off for convenience. Very sick
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Anon03/15/26, 11:22No.84147486
Sex with underprivileged migrant women
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Anon03/15/26, 11:25No.84147494
Funsesh turns into Tumsesh follows to Bumsesh and results in a Cumsesh OH AYE. CORR.
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Anon03/15/26, 11:33No.84147524
Quite constipated-looking, is it not
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Anon03/15/26, 11:39No.84147542
woke up with a splitting headache and explosive diarrhoea
