blue oni quest

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Anon08/05/26, 19:27No.6449726

More recently, you have agreed to help the local Daimyo calm a river spirit. Your friend Yuki attacked you for some reason, but you knocked him out using guile and misdirection. After, a turtle agreed to take you to see said river spirit on its back. It may seem like a two week journey to some, but really it was only a few hours! Luckily you spend that time descending down into the river in luxury, otherwise that would have been really annoying! This turtle has all the amenities, cool!

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Anon08/05/26, 19:30No.6449727

When you reach the depths of the river, you see the palace of the river spirit! It is grand and opulent! The coral palace shimmers and wiggles! Towers stretch much higher into the sky then should be possible for a river of this depth. You jump off the turtles back and head to the entrance. leaving no tip (you don't believe in that kind of thing)!However, the entrance to the palace is blocked by two guards..."! HALT, NO ENTRY FOR VAGRANTS !"You are no vagrant! You are a beloved friend of the river spirit and were invited here! You point to the collapsed turtle that ferried you here."! IS SHE ON THE LIST? !""! NOT ON THE LIST !""! NOT ON THE LIST? NO ENTRY !"Hmmm, it seems you have encountered your first obstacle.>What do? - Give them a savage thrashing! (STR check) - Try and convince them that you are a proper noble lady - Look for a way to sneak in - Ask the turtle for help! - Actually, you have come to deliver your liver!

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Anon08/06/26, 07:02No.6449909

You are no vagrant! but a noble lady of the court! And if you are not on that list, well, its because you are on a more exclusive list then that one! In fact, you wouldn't be caught dead being on some rinky dink list they give to guards!This seems to work, at first... The guards are stunned by your brazen confidence but their next question statement combo leaves you stumped!"! WHAT DO YOU DO? !""! DO SOMETHING REGAL !""! PROOF DO YOU HAVE PROOF? !""! WE MUST SEE PROOF!!! !"Uhhh... what DO noble ladies of the court do? You cant say you ever seen one, much less talked to one... Think Oni think! You are almost in!>What do? - Fake it till you make it baby! (INT roll) - Attempt a witty write in!

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Anon08/06/26, 20:47No.6450040

You select all the objects in your inventory, select all the options, and go through every dialogue option trying to get through this encounter. Unfortunately, this backfires!"! YOUR EXPLOITS ARE INDEED GRAND !""! HOWEVER !""! A PROPER LADY DOES NOT DO ANYTHING AT ALL !""! A LADY IS BEYOND DO, SHE NEEDS SIMPLY BE !"You are classified as some kind of servant or magistrate, and as such you SHOULD be on the LIST! They will not let you through the main gate...Well, you cant out wit every encounter. There are still other ways to get into the castle!- Give them a savage thrashing! (STR check) - Ask them how to get on the LIST - Look for a way to sneak in - Ask the turtle for help! - write in

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Anon08/07/26, 07:51No.6450202

How do you get your name on the list? Well its shrimple really. All you have to do is walk down to the third magistrate's office and fill out the proper paper work. The River spirit makes time for all his subjects who wish to speak with him, so he has modernized the process!>what do? - FUCK THAT just shove your way past the guards and enter. What the hell are they even going to do? - Ok you are going to need to ask the turtle - Get in line of course! The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago, but the second best time is today!

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Anon08/07/26, 21:02No.6450305

You double back to your best friend the turtle for some advice on how to meet with the river spirit."If you don't plant a seed, nothing will grow" he repliesWhat? You don't want to plant a seed you want to see the river spirit"Hmm... ok... how about 'rather than rely on a walking stick, rely on your own legs'"You don't need a walking stick! Speak plainly old man!"HMPH! It means be self reliant you damn youngster! Figure it out for yourself and kiss my turtle ass"

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Anon08/07/26, 21:03No.6450306

With the turtles wisdom and guidance you are able to slip past the guards unnoticed! It looks like turtles are on the list!

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Anon08/07/26, 21:09No.6450307

The River spirits castle is PACKED! You don't get much further then the doorway before you are stopped in your tracks by a massive school of supplicants! Much worse then the line to the magistrates office, all sense of personal space is lost here! A fin slaps you in the face and a tentacle steps on your leg! You want to SCREAM but it would only get lost in the endless buzzing of fish talking and squabbling!>What do? - Strike up a conversation with your neighbours - Ask to cut in line from someone ahead of you - Start eating the supplicants to thin them out! - Big Oni push forward! You are to important to be waiting in line! -Cause a big distraction and sneak ahead! - Wait in line!

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Anon08/08/26, 19:56No.6450638

You make some chit chat with your neighbours and get some generic responses."my dad spent his life getting my name on the list, I hope to get my son to see the river spirit!""I just slipped the guards some seaweed and they let me right in""The river spirit may need me, so I'm waiting around here just in case"You explain that you urgently need to see the river spirit to resolve the issue at the temple."I need to urgently see the river spirit too, did you know cats eat fish?? That's SCARY!!!""I heard some gossip about the temple, a crab has been impersonating a priest and at night he eats his colleagues. I wonder if its true?""Actually, I don't even know why I am here." one fish swims away and the waiting room decreases by one person!You ask by what metric do they let people into the next area"I'm not sure, they just call your name""You are supposed to go to the front and get a number, this is the line for that""No no no, you are simply called when needed. You just have to wait! You will get kicked out if you make too much trouble!"

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Anon08/08/26, 19:58No.6450639

"Ah! Sumimasen! they have a mind of their own you know!">What do? - Just politely wait! - Push your way to the front! - Scream! - Leave, this is not working out!

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Anon08/09/26, 20:20No.6451011

You take firm grasp of the octopus and use his body as a battering ram! The sea of supplicants parts as you make your way to the front! However, your aggressive stance is noted by the locals who comment on your ogreish behaviour."These gaijin are so rude... cant the guards do something about them in our country?""Ah, another foreigner acting belligerent... I guess it cant be helped...""It is how 'they' are... Its to be expected..."Their pointed racism causes you to suffer some damage to your psyche, especially since you are playing into the stereotype!

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Anon08/09/26, 20:21No.6451014

You reach the front to find one big fish! He is sleeping right in the doorway. Its no wonder no one can advance when he is blocking the way to next area! You give him a punch in the gut!"Wake up fish! before I make you a dish!""oooh, i'm so tired... just another hundred years..." he mumbles before turning over and continuing to sleep.Looks like if you want to get through you are going to need to deal with this fish>What do? - WRONG! You don't need to deal with the fish at all! Just punch a new hole in the wall that everyone can use! - Lift the fish out of the way! Those muscles aren't just for show - Find some caffeine for the fish! - Start eating him! Its Sushi time!

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Anon08/11/26, 03:13No.6451347

Sorry no update today little bit of an emergency!

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Anon08/13/26, 21:02No.6452349

Sorry for the absence, had some issues with the family dog.

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Anon08/13/26, 21:05No.6452350

You decide to lift the titanic fish! This doesn't seem to bother him much as he continues to sleep through it. He is really heavy regardless.>Roll some 1d10s for STR!

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Anon08/14/26, 08:19No.6452523

You LIFT the great fish up in another bout of fantastic strength! However, as soon as you do a torrent of supplicants takes this chance to swim past! These jerks are cutting ahead and leaving you holding the bag (fish)!>What do? - hold up the fish and let them swim by, they were waiting longer then you anyway - Drop the fish and block their path! You don't need more competition!

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Anon08/14/26, 22:02No.6452670

You drop the sleeping fish onto the line cutting jerks after jumping to the other side! The other side is much less crowded, however its just more infinite corridors going every which way. You are not sure which way to go and you wonder if all the fish swimming by are just pretending!A helpful clam spots you and notices you are clearly not a local. He advises you on which way to go if you want to meet the river spirit. Some would say he is not technically a gem, but you would disagree!

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Anon08/14/26, 22:04No.6452671

As you wonder the many rooms of the palace, you find yourself in a great hall full of scribes. They are all diligently working and writing in a language you do not understand. However, you do notice one crab out of place. He is only PRETENDING to be working! He is actually just drawing doodles in his page! The slacker!>What do? - Nothing, its just an interesting oddity. - Call him out in front of everyone!

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Anon08/16/26, 08:04No.6453132

The crab panics when he notices you looking over his shoulder. He tries to hid his doodles under some other paper work. Its too late for him however, as you start asking him about what he is drawing.In a low tone he explains he used to write a story to entertain some friends, before finding work and leaving that kind of thing behind. The little character he was drawing was called a 'seeker' and was on a mission to save his kingdom from drought. Sometimes he wishes he could return to writing stories, but just no longer has the time.In exchange for keeping his secret he agrees to escort you to find the river spirit.>There is no prompt today!

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Anon08/16/26, 22:50No.6453368

The little crab holds you by the hand and takes you on a little journey through the palace. Up stair cases, down stair cases, across one way, and diagonal to another! Eventually reaching the throne room! And just in time too, this segment was starting to drag on.

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Anon08/16/26, 22:52No.6453369

WOAH! That's a big coy! The river spirit has grown in size since you had last met! His throne room glistens with opulence, and his servants are many! Supplicants take turns one at a time to come up and ask for his wisdom!>What do? - Wait in line and observe the river spirit in action - Head to the front of the line and declare yourself! Time is moving in the world above after all! - Start seeing supplicants yourself in order to move things along at a fast pace! - write in

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Anon08/18/26, 20:40No.6453932

>Are we 100% certain that this is the same river spirit as our friend from before, or is it possible that this is like his older sibling or something >Ey-yo, how come u be so big?You don't need to ask this question because you already know the answer! You recall yourself recalling the memories of the shrine maiden regarding the river spirit:'' This is a famous and well known spirit! You have been wrestling with a celebrity this whole time. Wow, small world! This spirit is known by many names and worshipped differently in the villages and towns that populate its river. This is because as the river travels and the wider it becomes, the spirit grows in strength with it. Leading to a case of mistaken identity.You also recall something you didn't want to know, this spirit is the one who sent the shrine maiden on the quest that would lead to her death! Uh-oh, this is dangerous brain territory.''its been a long time, so its understandable to forget.

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Anon08/18/26, 21:01No.6453938

You push your way to the front! Out of the way sardines! You are on a time sensitive mission and have waited patiently in too many lines already! Except not really!You step on a lot of fins but no one is fish enough to stop you.

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Anon08/18/26, 21:03No.6453941

The booming voice of the river spirit fills the chamber as he singles you out!"Who dares break etiquette in the great halls of the mighty Ryūjin!!!"You shake your fist at the river spirit in defiance. "Calm yourself you silly serpent! Can't you see that my business is urgent? "The river spirit squints down at you before placing his spectacles onto his face "I recognize that ridiculous vernacular anywhere, is that my childhood friend Oni come to pay me a visit?"Thats right! It seems he recognizes you from his adolescence, the time you put into your relationship is paying off."It is good to see you Oni but this really is not a good time, there is so much work to be done! There are papers to file and servants to instruct. Lets get together later tonight, we will have a good time then!">What do? - You have to agree, he is clearly very busy. Tonight it is! - Push your luck! NO DEAL, you have to hang out NOW! - write in

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Anon08/19/26, 20:40No.6454262

Well if he has to work he has to work... You understand. Tonight it is, you will get together then.You are escorted to a fine apartment where you wait for the river spirit. However when a knock finally comes to the door its not the river spirit who arrives but a messenger. He hands you a note that reads: "You see the new project is a hassle and an incident occurred at the sixth magistrates office, I have to cancel today ill see you tomorrow when I can.""The river spirit is very busy" the jellyfish explains.>What do? - Wait a whole other day - You need to take matters into your hands and ambush the spirit - convince the jellyfish your meeting is work related and need to get squeezed into the schedule (CHA ROLL) - Go home disappointed - write in

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Anon08/20/26, 05:55No.6454479

>roll me some CHA dice 1d10s

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Anon08/21/26, 19:24No.6455019

You put one arm around the jellyfish and sweet talk him. You NEED to see the river spirit so you need to get on the itinerary! The jelly fish isn't so sure about that, only really important people get on the list...Exactly, important people are on the list so if he puts you on the list you are an important person that needs to be on the list, shrimple.He can't see any fault in your logic and agrees to squeeze you in... You really have a way with sea creatures! You spend the rest of the night recovering from half body paralysis

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Anon08/21/26, 19:26No.6455021

Your moment comes tomorrow while the river spirit is on his way to a construction site. The river spirit swims quickly and you keep up to the best of your abilities."Oni, what are you doing here? What can I help you with?"You don't have time to say everything you need to say before your time slot ends, so prioritize!>What discus? - Ask the river spirit to allow the civilians to escape across the river - Ask the river spirit to side with the local Daimyo - Ask the river spirit about the temple! - Ask the river spirit how he has been - write in

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Anon08/23/26, 08:17No.6455467

sorry for the sporadic updates I have been very busy, I hope you will forgive the tardiness

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Anon08/25/26, 18:55No.6456215

You explain the situation in brisk rhyming terms to the river spirit, and ask him to allow the civilians to escape the city!The river spirit ponders your request. "It is the duty of the humans to maintain my temple, they have not done so. Now, when they require aid they come to me for help. If I assist them now, would I not be enabling their lack of foresight?""Well said my lord well said" chimes in one magistrate"HOWEVER! since the request comes from you Oni I will honour it. Any human family that bears no arms may pass over my river once they have cleansed their soul with an offering or bottled rain and a broken arrow at my temple!""my lord is most wise and merciful!!!" repeats the same magistrate"I have always been too kind to the humans, perhaps their complacency is a result of that. Now that I think of it, you may be the root cause of this behaviour. Its interesting how a small seed planted in our youth can manifest in adulthood"You thank the river spirit for his understanding in this matter."Now Oni I must be going, there are fish to oversee and projects to manage! But it was sure nice talking to you!"The River spirit gives you a polite bow then swims away!>What do? - Time to head to the temple and solve that problem so the humans can leave their offerings! - Stick around so you can see the River spirit again! You have more to discus! - He is not getting away! Grab onto the River spirits tail and climb him!! - Write in

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Anon08/26/26, 23:57No.6456705

You head back to the turtle and get a ride back to the surface. He is not too pleased to see you but a job is a job!On your way back you reflect on your time under the river. Its too bad the water spirit was too busy to spend more time with you. Perhaps that's just a part of getting older. You reflect while reflecting on the summer of your youth and how little worries you used to have. Now look at you! Busy saving a city of people and exercising temples! You should be careful in the future to make sure you keep a good work to life balance... Perhaps you will eat a whole pig after this...

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Anon08/26/26, 23:59No.6456706

Back on the surface you are relieved to find the conflict has not yet begun and things look normal. However you spare no time, and head straight for the temple. The spiritual pressure from the barrier is intense but thanks to your talisman, you make it through ok. It would have been pretty bad if you lost this!However, on your path you encounter a familiar crumpled up body! Its Yuki! He looks busted and ragged, as if he was dragged around behind a cart. You call out to him but he is unresponsive...Hold up Oni, remember that the last time you met up with Yuki, he tried to ATTACK you! Be weary of tricks!>What do? - This could be a trap, leave Yuki where he is and deal with the temple first - Pick up Yuki and take him with you - Stop and Investigate Yuki right here - write in

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Anon08/27/26, 22:16No.6457116

You decide to check up on Yuki and let your guard down while doing so! If this was a trap by Yuki or if there was a monster lurking you would have been in some trouble. Luckily, your curiosity is rewarded and nothing bad happens.Taking a closer look at Yuki, you find that he hasn't been attacked or injured. He just seems to have collapsed from exhaustion. As if he had just carried a boulder up a mountain. From your best examination you are pretty sure this IS Yuki and not some kind of doppelganger who has replaced him.However, Yuki is an odd boy isn't he?>What do? - Time to figure this out, what is exactly UP with Yuki??? (int very hard) [proper write ins putting the pieces together are rewarded with dice bonuses] - Nothing, he is just a little fruity. Take him with you to the temple!

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Anon08/27/26, 22:34No.6457120

I'm not very smart, and since I think we already debunked him being a secret woman, I don't think it's that. I don't think he's a yokai either.

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Anon08/28/26, 07:35No.6457290

I think there's definitely something up with Yuki, but I still feel like we should respect his privacy for now. He may have attacked us earlier out of nowhere, but he didn't pry into our secrets.

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Anon08/28/26, 12:29No.6457327

Has Yuki done anything else that's super suspicious, aside from continually insisting on us giving up the talisman, trying to take it by force, and now likely being crushed by the spiritual barrier? I would add 'not wanting to go to the temple in the first place', but he had a reasonable excuse for it.

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Anon08/28/26, 18:47No.6457424

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Anon08/28/26, 23:43No.6457527

hmmmm.... wait a minute... eureka! You got it!!!The reason Yuki is so strange is because... he is a VIRGIN! Of course, it all makes sense when you see it through that lens! From the fruity way he acts, to his obliviousness! He just has never known the touch of a women! Why is he so fast? Why is he so obsessed with his job? Why has he never made a move? All easily answered by lacking that laid back swagger of someone who has done the sideways nasty.How does that explain him being passed out on the side of the road? Well, virgins area always passing out from exhaustion (probably). You wouldn't know because you lost your V card some months ago. Heh, to think you used to be just like him.Looking back at how oddly sneaky Yuki was and how all those people were conveniently asleep. Well, that's all explained in the same hand wavy way. Now that you think about it even his clan name is strange. But at this point you, have already convinced yourself by that undeniable truth of never being wrong about anything!Now that it has been settled forever and for all time. You can confidently never bring it up again! You pick up Yuki and head to the temple!!!>There is no prompt! There may be another update later tonight though!!!

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Anon09/01/26, 01:39No.6458733

You arrive at the temple with Yuki in hand to find it much less abandoned then you assumed. It turns out eight monks are still living here! Each is a candidate to take charge of the temple, but non have made the move since only the head monk seems to be going missing...They are not please to see an Oni. However after explaining your situation, showing the talisman given to you by the Daimyo, and explaining that you are helping a special investigator from the capital, they are more or less forced to accept you. Oddly enough they seem more upset at your shrine maiden half then your Oni half! The monks see shrine maidens as LAZY! They couldn't even exorcise the demon living in the temple! Monks are very busy interpreting the works of the great buddha and cant be tasked with such things! In fact, the lazy shrine maidens haven't even been translating the great works lately so they have nothing to ponder on! Outrages!Your training teaches you to apologize to the monks on behalf of your maiden sisters... Monks are very important!

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Anon09/01/26, 01:46No.6458734

You spend some time investigating the temple and come to realize several ABSOLUTE TRUTHS about the situation...- A DEMON is hiding among the monks in disguise! He will LIE to implicate someone else... - six of the monks are GOOD! They will tell the TRUTH to reveal the demon - Monk E is secretly the son of the Daimyo! If you accuse him INCORRECTLY it will be very bad so make sure you are certain! - one of the monks has been converted to work with the DEMON! He is EVIL but will still say the TRUTH!!!>What do? - Make a GUESS! [say who you think it is, guesses with no explanation still count!] - Wait for Yuki to awake and give you a hint...

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Anon09/01/26, 02:04No.6458738

I say we punch them all and let the buddha sort them out

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Anon09/01/26, 02:15No.6458739

As far as I can tell, no non-demon can lie. This means any monk that is vouched for is not the demon, i.e. only A/F/H can be the demon.Either A or F work: if A is demon (false+evil), B is the conspirator (true+evil) pointing out A as the demon, D is good and points out B as the evil conspirator, and everyone else is vouching for a fellow good monkIf F is demon, G is conspirator and everyone else is good. B is pointing G out as an evil conspirator and D is pointing F out as the evil demon, everyone else is vouching for a fellow good monk

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Anon09/01/26, 04:07No.6458776

I have to agree, it's all recursive - for example, start wirh G.If G is lying, then F would also, so that's not possible. If F is lying and G is evil but truthful, then B would be also lying, so that can't be true either. But if B is lying then A is also lying, and since that can't be true, then A must be lying.So yeah, A liar and B evil but truthful.

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Anon09/01/26, 18:08No.6458948

i appreciate the soldiers figuring this out because I'm way too stupid to follow

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Anon09/01/26, 18:14No.6458949

I decided to take another look at this, but this time with the assumption that the Demon is NOT EVIL. The "absolute truths" technically don't assert the demon is evil. There is no way to logically prove the Demon is evil since it's unclear if the Demon counts as a monk of not. I am also assuming liars say the exact opposite of the truth.A cannot be the liar because B's statement would be false. If B is the liar, then either E or F could be evil. C cannot be the liar because B's statement would be false. If D is the liar, then A is evil E violates the "absolute truths" by not saying anything. If he's good he's supposed to tell the truth. If he's evil he's supposed to lie. Ergo either the "absolute truths" are wrong or E is neither good nor evil. Monk E can't possibly be "neutral" if he were, then both Monks A and F would be evil while Monk G is the Demon. Regardless, E can never be the Demon because he doesn't lie. F cannot be the liar because D's statement would be false. G cannot be the liar because B's statement would be false. H cannot be the liar because D's statement would be false.This leaves B and D as the only viable liars. It also means D is the only liar that proves the evilness of another monk. Ergo if the Demon is not EVIL, then the Demon is actually Monk D and the EVIL (but truthful) monk is Monk A.

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Anon09/01/26, 18:51No.6458960

its either ab (with demon: a) or fg (with demon: f). af is only possible if the demon is allowed to say the truth (which i dont interpret that way - "absolute truths" -> "demon ... will lie".base: - 8 monks - 7 of them tell the truth - 1 of them lies - 2 of them are evil (i assume that the demon is evil - the wording doesnt say it specifically: but b and d are contradictionary then which means in that case one of them must be lying -> contradiction with a/c which voucher for them, but cant be lying)thought process: - as soon as x vouchers for y (x: "y is good") y must tell the truth (because either its true, or x is the demon and y cant lie) -> b,c,d,e,g are true AND cannot be the demon -> a,c or g are evil -> b,e or f evil -> e cant be evil -> b, or f evil -> d,e good -> a,f,h are possible demons -> h cannot be a demon since the two evils must be in the groups a,c,g and b,f -> a, or f are possible demonscase 1: demon is a - b is evil this works, i see no contradictioncase 2: demon is f - g is evil this works as well, i see no contradiction

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Anon09/01/26, 21:59No.6459008

You gather all the monks into the parlor, under the portrait of the late head monk. So that all may be present as you gradually solve the crime."Did you think I wouldn't find the time, to fit in a rhyme? I plan to solve this case, so that maiden's don't lose face! "You begin by delivering a SHOCKING revelation that there is not only ONE evil demon hiding among the monks, but one of their own has turned cloth! The monks rabble among themselves seeking to dismiss such ludicrous claims! More shrine maiden propaganda no doubt!Yes, you knew it would be hard for them to accept the truth so you begin to lay the ground work of your case. Using deduction you make the assertion that all monks that are vouched for must be truth telling monks! So, by process of elimination, the suspicion falls on...

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Anon09/01/26, 22:00No.6459009

Monk A! who is clearly a...

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Anon09/01/26, 22:04No.6459012

Monk F! Who is obviously just a giant crab in a monk costume! Which means monk G must be the evil truth telling monk!>What do? - Strike first! strike fast! - Why crab??? Why did you do it???? Confess your sins!

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Anon09/02/26, 21:17No.6459387

Why crab??? Why did you do it???? Confess your sins!"Why? WHY???" The crab takes a monk hostage!"Because their interpretations of the Buddha's works lacked creativity and nuance!! I knew that if I kept dispatching the head monk eventually they would have to vote me into the position! Then some REAL work could finally get done around here! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for a meddling shrine maiden!!!!"The hostage monk does not take the accusation laying down and defends his interpretations!"You would never be voted head monk! Your interpretations are trite verbose!"

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Anon09/02/26, 21:18No.6459388

This enrages the crab "NO YOUR INTERPRETATIONS ARE TRITE AND VERBOSE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!!!"He tosses the monk right at you while attempting to scuttle away!!!If you thought the other monks would come to your aid, you are wrong sister! They have all started to accuse each other of having subpar interpretations while heralding their interpretations as the only GOOD interpretations!!!!>What do? - duck and roll Oni! Give chase to that crab before he gets away! - Catch the monk! Your first duty is to their safety!!! - Throw a monk back at him!! - Write in!!!

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Anon09/03/26, 20:30No.6459792

You snatch up the monk safely into your arms... Then toss him back where he came from! No thank you!

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Anon09/03/26, 20:31No.6459794

Unable to escape your wrath, the crab decides its time to fight!>roll 1d10!s for STRENGTH

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Anon09/05/26, 23:25No.6460645

Through the crabs onslaught of attacks your swing hits home with an audible crack of shell! However its not enough to end the fight!

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Anon09/05/26, 23:26No.6460646

The crab attempts to hid among the priests once again! No doubt to launch a sneak attack!>which monk is actually the crab??? -1 -2 -3

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Anon09/06/26, 07:15No.6460759

>Everyone picks 3 >Crab magically turns out to be monk 1 or 2

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Anon09/06/26, 22:05No.6461012

Nice try crab, it was a good IDEA but maybe the execution wasn't too good. Still, better to try and fail then never to try at all!-

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Anon09/06/26, 22:06No.6461013

Some time later, Yuki finds Oni in the cafeteria preparing meals for the monks. They have been in deep contemplation on what to do with the turn coat monk. After conducting and internal investigation into themselves, the monks found themselves to be at no fault!"Smells good, what are you cooking Oni?""I took the risk, in making some crab bisque!""Hmmm, ill just have the rice then.">What do? - Oni gives Yuki the cold shoulder, she is upset with him and wont speak! - Oni greets Yuki warmly and catches him up events as they took place

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Anon09/08/26, 06:09No.6461604

"hmmmm" Yuki contemplates what you told him for a long moment."Well Oni, that's good work! More then good, in fact its down right admirable! I didn't think the river spirit would have agreed to something like this, but I suppose you must have charmed him too! You would have made a top shelf investigator I think.""The only thing left to ask, is what do you need me to do?">What do? - Yuki can be in charge of collecting broken arrows for everyone - Yuki can figure out where to get the bottled rain - Yuki can take charge of the monks and get the temple running - Yuki can talk things out with the daimyo - Nothing, he can just RELAX. Oni's got this one in the BAG

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Anon09/10/26, 05:59No.6462274

No updates for two or so weeks as Oni is now on a trip to the other side of the country!I hope to see you then!

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Anon09/15/26, 04:15No.6464335

Oni has been invited as a guest chef on a celebrity TV cooking show; to demonstrate her culinary craft cooking crustaceans.

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