Politically, when you splooge, do you send it down the tubes, to the government wastewater processing facility, or do you return it to the earth, as G-d intended? I personally feel a lot of peer pressure from friends and colleagues to step in line and conform to the machine that is modern America, whereby any and all waste and excrement is cut off from nature, and sent through an Ayylientine labyrinth of tunnels and pipes, to then be refined by the criminals of society into "Green" energy. Surely, sending organic nutrients far away from their intended target, the general vicinity of whichever environment a human inhabits, is a waste of everyone's time and energy, and has a sterilizing and sickening effect on the local environment.
Imagine being a poop worker. What a waste of life. People can literally poop in their own back yard, keep their nutrients close to home, and have a vegetable garden a hundred paces or more away. Even without growing food, discarding organic waste close to home invigorates the local flora and fauna. I really am dumbfounded as I watch suit-clad boomers whip Mexicans to mow their lawns, instead of letting the grass, shrubs, and trees grow tall and strong, allowing them to filter all the toxic boomer chemicals and smog out of the air.
The future is going to be ugly, and it's our fault. It's your fault, every time you splooge into the toilet.
Do your part, and when you splooge, bury it under the soil of Mother Earth, so that the tiny insects and wurms may have a warm meal. Politically.
P.S. Did you know that tap water from the county or city is actually recycled sewer water from the local water treatment facility? THEY HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE TOXIN LEVELS IN THE WATER HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO SAFE LEVELS. YOU WILL DRINK THE POOP AND PEE AND SPLOOGE.