Anon10/19/25, 03:44No.519251895
Dunno what any of this shite is because i’m not gay or a spastic but if you are gay or a spastic or indeed a gay spastic I would encourage you to eagerly get straight in there and give your favoured objects of obsession a surprise snog-dogging. This will be your only chance to ever get any satisfaction from these objects and being shy and beating about the bush will “avail you naught” (as a gay spastic might put it). So just run up, grab tight hold don’t worry you can’t hurt them and snog as wetly as for as long as you can as fast as you can before the namby pamby little “security” gets jealous and comes up and tries to get a kiss off you as well (I did security, I did it soooo hecking well that all the tabloids called me a gangster AND a vigilante - now that’s REAL securitising which I am fascinated to discover is already a real word according to iOS and i only just made it up so that’s yet another “feather in my cap” - as gay spastics might put it, i don’t really have a cap and if i did i would not put any feathers in it I’d put like drugs in it and hide stanley knife blades under it and put my head in it and things). You needn’t be concerned about consequences because there probably are non and if there are some consequences then maybe you should have put stanley knife blades in your cap instead of feathers then you could have slashed the consequences away like a truly educated person would.
Remember
>Snog First
>Slash After
Always. As if you do it the other way around you’ll gets bits of streamer nose and ear and fingers stuck to your lips.
You’re welcome, gay spastics.
