last of the outicans - /out/

Anonymous07/28/26, 17:13No.2875954last of the /out/icans

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Anon07/29/26, 20:50No.2876072

"You stand over there and take the picture while I look seriously into the distance."

Anon07/30/26, 02:58No.2876109

why are their heads so big?

Anon07/31/26, 22:02No.2876286

How do I acquire this typa vibe

Anon08/01/26, 00:22No.2876307

It's the based head shrinker! He is back to defeat the bubbas!

Anon08/01/26, 12:56No.2876365

>https://voca.ro/1hzRRBnqmITw[Intro – spoken over riddim] Yeah mon… watch dem fat German hunters Cloggin’ up di forest in di wool coat of doom Lodenhog comin’… [Verse 1] Big German bubbas, porkers rollin’ slow LARPin’ as hunters from di long-ago Pre-industrial fantasy, spear in hand But di only thing dey hunt is di sausage stand Cloaked in loden, heavy as a brick Laughable armor, thick wool thick Sweatin’ rivers, face turn red “Climate change!” is what di fat man said [Chorus] Head shrinker comin’, mon, head shrinker near Make dem big heads tiny, disappear Lodenhog cryin’ in di heavy wool “It’s not di fat, it’s di weather, fool!” Ridiculously small now, bobble on di neck Punished for di cosplay, what di heck [Verse 2] Lodenhog waddle, obsessed with di cloth Extra heavy loden, he love it a lot But he can’t wear it, too much sweat pour Blamin’ di planet while he open di fridge door “Di world gettin’ hotter, dat’s why I drip!” While he polish di loden he can’t even zip Bubbas in di woods lookin’ like wet sacks Heavy green coats draggin’ on dem backs [Chorus] Head shrinker comin’, mon, head shrinker near Make dem big heads tiny, disappear Lodenhog cryin’ in di heavy wool “It’s not di fat, it’s di weather, fool!” Ridiculously small now, bobble on di neck Punished for di cosplay, what di heck [Bridge – toast style] Yo Lodenhog! You dream of di forest, but di forest don’t dream of you Loden so thick even di trees say “move” Head shrinker laugh, take out di tool Now your head look like a grape on a stool All dem porker hunters, same fate Tiny heads bobbin’ under di wool weight Pre-industrial fantasy over and done Now dem look like balloons dat already won

Anon08/01/26, 14:53No.2876369

Since the resident lodophobe and slopposter is so easily and strongly triggered by high quality german wool fabrics, this is now a LODEN thread. Roughstuff comeback appears to be successful. After petromax had discontinued their original designs, they revived the company with an updated version of their light loden jacket. Now they are branching out into even lighter wool jackets, made of wool/polyamide blend. Is it loden in the strictest sense? Who knows... but it is a proven blend, perfect for a light summer jacket. Winter jackets are in the pipeline.

Anon08/01/26, 19:12No.2876387

lmao i haven't seen these memes in years. today is my first time back to out in forever and i see these again. nostalgia. :)

Anon08/02/26, 06:54No.2876436

this entire fucking board is shitslop consumption there is no crime for spam when jannies don't even /out/law the trash posted here i just want to eat this entire board and spew the plastics into teton county

Anon08/02/26, 07:08No.2876437

Anon08/02/26, 15:56No.2876453

Are you a lodophobe? Does the existence of germany and german wool fabrics cause you incontrollable anxiety, anger and confusion? FEAR NOT! May I present you: English broadcloth! Exactly the same thing as loden, but from ENGLISH wool shorn from ENGLISH sheep woven and felted in ENGLAND by ENGLISH hands (ok, some of them might be indian). Never again will you be troubled by traditional wool fabrics. Never again will you make a fool of yourself, posting AI slop on tibetan basket weaving forums. From now on, english broadcloth can cover all your wool outerwear needs. Buy english broadcloth today! (Minor surcharges on account of our luxury fashion focus may apply.)

Anon08/02/26, 21:19No.2876483

>LodenARP

Anon08/03/26, 13:14No.2876548

Sweaty smelly loden>https://vocaroo.com/1cl4tHopoxZ5Verse 1 In a darkened Bavarian basement flat, Three hundred kilos of porker ugly and fat, Never seen a trail, never felt the air, But the wardrobe’s stuffed with loden everywhere. Heavy green jackets still stiff on the rack, Hats and trousers stacked in a dusty stack, He scrolls the forums every single night, Buying more loden he’ll never wear outside. Chorus Consooming loden gear, consooming loden gear, Never leaves the chair but the closet’s full of fear. Sweaty smelly loden, he defends it with a roar, “It’s traditional, it’s pure, it’s better than your soft whore!” Verse 2 “Swanndri? Too delicate, it pills and fades! Ventile? Soft and weak, for city maids! My loden jacket reeks of old sweat and grease, But that’s the real alpine character, if you please!” He sniffs the collar like a treasured prize, Posts long rants about “true German wool, you guys,” Compares it daily to every finer cloth, While the actual mountains stay forever off. Chorus Consooming loden gear, consooming loden gear, Never leaves the chair but the closet’s full of fear. Sweaty smelly loden, he defends it with a roar, “It’s traditional, it’s pure, it’s better than your soft whore!” Bridge “You fancy wool-lovers with your clean refined lies, My loden holds the stink of a thousand years dead Reich! It’s dense, it’s heavy, it's never seen the sun, Just like me — I bought the gear, the work is done.” Final Chorus Consooming loden gear, consooming loden gear, Morbidly obsessed but the trail stays far from here. Sweaty smelly loden, forever on the throne, Comparing every finer wool… from the comfort of his home.

Anon08/03/26, 17:11No.2876569

A man posting AI slop not once but several times has lost all credibility and any right to have his opinions heard.

Anon08/03/26, 17:24No.2876571

Btw. tons of people wear and like surplus swedish army wool jackets. The reproductions are possibly of lower quality, but the fit would often be comparable. Personally I would prefer not to all out wear nazi uniforms, but if you're somewhere else you might be ok with it.