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Anonymous06/17/26, 18:36No.2872257Alone season 13
Alone airs tonight, lets get the seasonal thread going as they are some of my favorite comfy threads.
This year its "Alone: World Championship"
This season, survivalists from seven different countries are represented including the United States x3 kek, Canada, Wales, Australia, Slovenia, Portugal, and New Zealand.
It is set within the Arctic Circle along the rugged Richardson Mountains in the Northwest Territories of Aklavik, about 150km from where they filmed Season 11
Hopefully its more interesting as I found the last few seasons lacking

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Anon06/17/26, 18:38No.2872258
And here is the list of people. Only one female this time, 3 people from United states despite saying its a world championship which is odd, but maybe some people backed out

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Anon06/17/26, 18:43No.2872259
The Aussie guy is owned, honestly im betting on the two alaska guys

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Anon06/18/26, 18:36No.2872367
Once again the only woman on show is unbearable and terrible to watch, cried in the first day.
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Anon06/19/26, 07:46No.2872402
Fella lasted 2 whole days, maybe 3. Before going MUH KIDS and leaving
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Anon06/19/26, 19:24No.2872432
Oh, does it? Sweet. I'll tune in. Hope its good, though nothing can beat the 100 day king.
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Anon06/20/26, 17:03No.2872479
just starting 1st episode now! hopefully this season is better than last year. last year was such a disappointment
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Anon06/20/26, 21:50No.2872489
Where do I watch this? Don't have a TV anymore.
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Anon06/20/26, 22:33No.2872493
>Before The Drop
>Producers all standing around talking about how they tear up watching the show
FUCK!!!! God damned Faggots ruin everything!!!!
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Anon06/23/26, 01:58No.2872667
What a bunch of simps they gathered for this season!! I don't see a single one I want to pull for. I don't see any winners let alone "the one". I predict a very short season. I'm not expecting it to go over 30 days at this point.
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Anon06/24/26, 11:36No.2872790
I’m betting on that dude from Portugal to win. He seems to have his shit together.
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Anon06/27/26, 21:25No.2873123
I'm surprised nobody has been keeping wood and starter tinder underneath their tarp to keep it out of the water and rain (that area is as swampy as the atchafalaya or okefenokee).
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Anon06/28/26, 23:05No.2873235
>those euros better gear up bc they're playing with the big boys now
>AAAAAAAHHHHH MY FERRO ROD
The editors really clowned him on that one
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Anon07/05/26, 09:02No.2873804
The woman is very unlikable. Not at all like callie or that one older season six girl who kept stabbing herself.
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Anon07/10/26, 22:12No.2874255
the first half of every season of this show is unwatchable because of how much time they waste on telling me about some dudes family whose going hope at the end of episode 2 anyways. i want to see people surviving, building stuff, hunting
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Anon07/11/26, 09:19No.2874278
God we will never get the peak that was season 7 stabbing a muskox all in first person camera view

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Anon07/11/26, 10:03No.2874281
You'd think after 13 seasons someone would've been devoured by wolverines or mauled by a bear or fallen into the water and turned into a contestantcicle by now. Every season has some crazy dangerous moments, I'm genuinely surprised there've been no deaths, particularly with some of the retards they recruit.
Maybe there has and they've carefully edited those people out.
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Anon07/11/26, 12:43No.2874293
Looks like the Welshman won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNb9MBkPIo
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Anon07/11/26, 14:57No.2874302
Aaron is kino
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Anon07/11/26, 20:52No.2874319
Why did Poldi turn into a woman at the end of the episode?

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Anon07/16/26, 11:55No.2874742
Damn, the gods sent our boy Žiga a moose! A fucking big one too!! That first shot looked really good. But damn that was one stubborn animal! Good thing žig was persistent and didn't give up.Gay indian calls caribou by his muh ded language but not moose. Fake indian is fake.
Insufferable cunt nearly cried, she's not long for this show. Hury up and tap. Fuck I hope she gets mauled by a bear but I know it's too much to ask for.

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Anon07/23/26, 14:03No.2875515
that moose looks tasty
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Anon07/23/26, 20:32No.2875542
>Ziga got a moose
>Nero murdered two beavers
>There might be another moose kill in the next episode
wild

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Anon07/26/26, 15:37No.2875806
Seems like it's finally worth watching again after those initial garbo episodes are out of the way.
I just wish that 'lady' would fuck off and then it'd be comfy viewings for the rest of the season.
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Anon07/26/26, 22:26No.2875821
I find it quite insufferable how many of the competitors always go:
>Oh, I am so blessed.. Thank you, thank you..
Whenever they get a fish or squirrel or whatever.Of course, it dies down the later on as it becomes routine and I guess they don't feel as blessed any more, but fuck me is it bad. Thankfulness and gratitude should not be expressed in such a situation as it implies the averse too: why not then curse the world if you miss that shot or don't catch anything? That sort of "conditional gratitude" has me extremely peeved, even though, of course, it's just people venting out their adrenaline and happiness in a way that makes them feel good.Actually, another fucking peeve I have is how so few of them actually take the competition seriously: why, fucking WHY wouldn't you go in fat as fuck? There should be a distinct difference between the person in the video applying and the guy on day 1. It's been 12 seasons and we know that having fat reserves is a good fucking advantage as you'll shed the weight anyway. I can't take these people seriously going all
>Yeah, I'm in it to win it, I'm taking this 110% seriously, I've done my research, I feel ready..!When clearly they're just ego tripping, not wanting to take the easiest advantages because they're tough boys that don't need no fat (but will drop out because being alone is lonely or because medical check says they're a walking skeleton).
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Anon07/30/26, 10:53No.2876122
it's too bad that the guy with the worst shelter and no way to preserve his kill landed a moose. I hope the majority of the meat won't spoil.Also, that chimney is a joke. It's only a mater of time before his entire shelter goes up in flames.
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Anon07/30/26, 14:22No.2876129
Ep 7 spoilers:Kind of a nothingburger episode but tapping out because no poopies is always funny.
Also the next episode preview:
>The moose meat spoiled
Oopsie!
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Anon07/30/26, 20:23No.2876152
>colonization resulted in the dispossession and and deaths of tens of thousands and first nations people
omg SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BIG NOSED FREAKS. do I even need to check the early life of the producers?
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Anon07/30/26, 20:24No.2876153
Shame about Will having to tap because of his guts. He had a good shelter, a good attitude, and a good reason to be participating. I would have expected someone from his tribe would be well versed in how to deal with constipation. I wonder if he was just dehydrated.And the producers attempt to stack the deck of a "world championship" season with 5 americans backfires again, the sole remaining US participant is Jacks, who never in a million years would I have predicted would be the last one standing in that group. I thought for sure she would be a week 1 tapout. Shows what I know.
At least it's an even playing field now.
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Anon07/30/26, 22:25No.2876164
Hah!!! All the Will shills can suck it!! I KNEW he'd tap! It wasn't the "I miss my family" tap I expected. But it was a tap none the less.Overall a very whiny cunt episode...ugh!
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Anon07/31/26, 02:11No.2876199
Aaronbros I don't feel so good.....
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Anon07/31/26, 18:55No.2876261
what was the last ep that aired? i saw will go home and the other guy start butchering the moose
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Anon08/01/26, 18:02No.2876380
Looks like all the loosers itt are alone
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Anon08/02/26, 04:35No.2876427
Any other media scratch this same itch? I'm gunna watch Derzu Uzala and Alone in the Wilderness. Been watching some Greg Ovens on YouTube not bad.
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Anon08/05/26, 17:32No.2876783
They should have gone back to Africa. Last season was a dud but that was on the contestants. Give new contestants another season to learn from the mistakes of last season. It was a new environment with new challenges and new animals. This season is just a repeat of previous seasons.

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Anon08/06/26, 01:32No.2876822
jacks is the worst holy shit
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Anon08/07/26, 14:05No.2876961
>Wahhhh I'm gunna dismantle my beaver traps because what if I killed a poor beaver!!!
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Anon08/09/26, 14:04No.2877125
What kind of a faggot do you have to be to get butthurt about contestants in a WORLD competition using words from different languages. Shut the fuck up you pussy
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Anon08/10/26, 13:07No.2877240
I blame this disaster of a thread on how bad the last couple of episodes have been. God please get rid of Jacks.
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Anon08/12/26, 18:38No.2877443
nothing else to do today so i'm watching the rerun eps. beer helps
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Anon08/13/26, 01:28No.2877478
I am liking Andrew but more than anything I am a Jacks hater
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Anon08/15/26, 18:13No.2877694
No.. SMOKE.. AND.. STEAM.. My greatest.. Enemies!
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Anon08/17/26, 22:10No.2877853
I went to reddit because I wanted to see what they thought of Jacks, since her overly dramatic crying seems like the type of thing redditors would eat up. Like 75% of them think she's so strong and brave and inspiring and shit, but about 25% think she's as cringe and whiny as we do.But, what I found is that she's a redditor lol. A couple other contestants post in the threads too but they just give basic responses to questions about the show. Honestly curious to see what they have to say once the show is over and the NDA is lifted

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Anon08/20/26, 02:21No.2878003
Andrew's given it a proper go, don't see him making it but he tried, man
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Anon08/20/26, 18:42No.2878058
oh thank goodness
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Anon08/21/26, 01:16No.2878093
so happy to see jacks gone. i had already started skipping all of her segments
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Anon08/21/26, 01:30No.2878094
>oh no I can't get any fish because the beaver keeps stealing them
>oh no I accidentally the beaver woe is me I can't live with my crime
>why am I suddenly getting fish it's a total mystery
>burn green wood to boil water in muh tiny shelter
>why is it so smoggy in here its a total mystery
>tap out due to smog blindness
jacks had the funniest failure arc this season
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Anon08/21/26, 13:28No.2878117
Are the latest seasons any good? I started watching the show because I caught it on TV, it was an Alaska season, the one where Roland endured 100 days and I really liked it, and every contestant was great.
Now I'm watching an Australia season and half of the episode is people talking about their personal life and issues, which personally I don't give a fuck, and the other half either doing nothing, trying to fish or just sitting around.
I wish they focused more on the survival aspect and I'd really like to see the 10 items each on of them carry.
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Anon08/27/26, 00:45No.2878662
finally an episode i wont have to change the channel when jacks comes on
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Anon08/27/26, 01:36No.2878664
Has anybody ever tried *unofficially* tapping out?
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Anon08/27/26, 02:34No.2878667
Went out with dignity
Respect
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Anon08/27/26, 17:57No.2878725
Favorite Alone moments?>starving lady decides to put a net out into near freezing water
>makes a dogshit "boat"
>puts on her lifevest and takes the net out into the water
>somehow falls into the water, lifevest pops while she's tangled in the net
>nearly drowns/ freezes to death>first episode
>billy badass says how cool he is
>stabs himself within the first hour

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Anon08/27/26, 21:36No.2878760
S13 has been a good season, good shit.

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Anon08/30/26, 17:40No.2879027
>Andrew
Man, I liked that guy. Despite not winning, I think he's in my top 3 contestants (Roland obv and Jordan being the other two)
Never bitched, never whined, not a single complaint his entire time out there.
Took losing like a man, and knew when it was time to tap out.
I liked Pe(sl)drosa as well, I think in previous seasons they wouldn't have yanked him so quickly.Overall though this season hasn't been too bad, getting real sick of muh drama and feels monologues though.
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Anon09/03/26, 01:49No.2879297
Ziga
>I can go past 100+ easy but what if those other guys do too?
>but let's keep going anyway lol gotta get ready for the next 100 days
Aaron
>I am dying I cannot last another weekNero's situation doesn't look so nuclear but I can't see him beating Ziga barring something going horribly wrong
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Anon09/03/26, 02:01No.2879298
surely the best way to not get medically extracted is to spend 100% of your time whining into the camera about how you're dying
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Anon09/03/26, 17:06No.2879342
Shouldn't those sleeping bags be much better for that sort of cold? I've been in colder weathers with bags and you really shouldn't be feeling cold inside of them? Maybe it's just the lack of circulation from starvation.
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Anon09/03/26, 18:39No.2879353
I want to try watching a season of this show. Which one is the best?
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Anon09/09/26, 20:56No.2879794
How many more episodes are left? We've got to be getting close to the end here. Three people left, one is nearly ready to get medically pulled and the other isn't far behind. I know these fucking editors can drag this shit out for weeks if they want to.
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Anon09/10/26, 01:07No.2879816
SHOW PEOPLE SURVIVING FOR FUCKS SAKEI'M SO SICK OF THE FUCKING MONOLOGUES
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Anon09/10/26, 02:48No.2879826
ending was kinda anti-climatic but props to ziga
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Anon09/10/26, 17:51No.2879916
My favorite won so I feel good :)
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Anon09/10/26, 17:53No.2879917
Boy that guy tapping out for fucking his ferro rod sure feels dumb as heck now huh.
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Anon09/14/26, 19:09No.2880226
It should've been Aaron, guy was really skilled and tough for lasting that long on only hares, even if he did whine
Ziga made mistake after mistake but was carried by moose fat
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Anon09/14/26, 22:07No.2880240
Now that the dust has settled, what did /out/ think? Honestly I don't know if I'll watch another season. It's playing too much on the drama now. And there's nothing new. At least last season had a new location with new challenges. I think if you had better contestants last season who were more prepared, another Africa season would be good. The fact that the season only lasted 30 days is a good sign that it's a good environment for a survival show, give that a couple more seasons and let contestants develop better strategies.But if they go back to the Arctic or near Arctic yet again? What's the point? We didn't see anything this season that we didn't already see in previous seasons.