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Anon05/04/26, 22:22No.2867888

Would you still eat plants of they could talk?

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Anon05/05/26, 00:20No.2867897

I know a certain sub-specimen of humans that can speak (even tho it's often hard to decipher) and I would happily hunt them to extinction

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Anon05/05/26, 00:31No.2867898

Yes, I'd still shoot an enemy combatant if they could talk, I'd still kill my prey and eat it if it could talk, I will still compete with other humans even if they can talk.

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Anon05/05/26, 01:17No.2867900

No i dont eat anything smarter than a fish

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Anon05/05/26, 01:45No.2867903

If my grandma had wheels, would she be a bike?

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Anon05/05/26, 09:57No.2867924

Why does your AI sloppa have a third antler? With all that money you’re saving eating vegetables you should be able to afford a better generator

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Anon05/06/26, 01:10No.2867964

yes but id only hunt the annoying ones that wont stop mouthing off

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Anon05/06/26, 01:57No.2867968

>find out deer are communists >become a poacher

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Anon05/06/26, 02:47No.2867976

>Would you still hunt or fish if animals could talk? it is a stupid question because animals and fish can't talk. And before they can talk, they have to form thoughts; concepts, that they wish to communicate. When I butcher them or fry them, I usually make sure that any bits that move stop moving.Evidently, you have degraded yourself from humanitym, and relate more to animals. I do no have a problem with that. But I. do have a problem when you impose that on unperverted humans, trying to get them to degrade themselves.So fuck off with the animal lerve.

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Anon05/06/26, 06:04No.2867982

hell yeah i would. If the plants and animals could talk it would make the whole experience better. I yearn to hear the deer scream as I chase it through the woods. I yearn to chuck speers and chase game like the mayate I am.

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Anon05/08/26, 09:51No.2868141

Old mate in New Orleans sure did after Katrina went through.

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Anon05/08/26, 20:15No.2868174

The animals already speak to me though... And they tell me that they want me to kill them so their suffering can end.

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Anon05/11/26, 00:25No.2868333

If they could talk, they'd sell eachother out faster than you can say "Les Collaborateurs". Not only would I hunt, it'd be easier than ever.

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Anon05/11/26, 08:32No.2868343

I’d say it would improve the likelihood of me passing on a particular one if he was cool and shit but the implications can change things. Is it full on dr Doolittle can talk & logically can also talk to each other or just grug tier shit or rough emotions? I’m still hunt fishing prolly. I’d bleed fish out more consistently in either case although putting one in a bucket with the others and him saying “is that a dead guy” would be entertaining.It would only take one plant figuring out if they act really weird about being peed on to spread the word and never get peed on again except by perverts. I likely would eat plants too since in this hypothetical world everything talks but evolved the similarly somehow so clearly we’ve got no reason to get guilty over the natural order of things

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Anon05/20/26, 00:59No.2869169

>if animals could talk? they do talk

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Anon06/05/26, 13:55No.2870968

I'll tell you one thing, the ability to speak isn't the thing stopping me from killing OP you faggot

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Anon06/05/26, 16:12No.2870982

would you hunt progressives if it were legal? what a stupid rhetorical question.

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Anon06/09/26, 01:57No.2871373

I would date the animals.

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Anon06/09/26, 13:25No.2871396

i would hunt more because they are stupid and they would say stupid annoying things.

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Anon06/09/26, 16:38No.2871418

Guy goes to talent agent with dog. >Guy: I have this talking dog. >Agent: Ok, let's see. >Guy: What is on top of house? >Dog: Roof, roof! >Guy: What is on the side of a tree? >Dog: Bark, bark! >Guy: Who is best baseball player? >Dog: Ruth, ruth! >Agent: Get out of my office! Dog and guy sitting on curb. >Dog: Dimaggio?

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Anon06/11/26, 01:44No.2871556

The drug addled transients who try to nest on my property can almost mimic human speech and that doesn't stop me.

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Anon07/03/26, 23:29No.2873661

Absolutely. If I dont one shot kill, I kneel with it to hear its story. Ask its name. Whisper: "it is my privilege to eat you. Thank you meatfriend".

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Anon07/04/26, 00:49No.2873669

Would you still smoke if the cigarette was your grandma? Would you still masturbate if every wank would half your dick size? Would you still eat ice cream if it tasted like piss? Would scenario x be still the same if it was a completely different scenario? Very profound. hmmm OP is a faggot

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Anon07/04/26, 02:00No.2873675

Animals do talk. We just don't understand them.

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Anon07/04/26, 02:03No.2873678

The only thing that keeps you safe is if you can fight back.

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Anon07/04/26, 05:56No.2873709

Yes

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Anon07/05/26, 02:49No.2873784

I would rape them.

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Anon07/05/26, 16:22No.2873854

>take aim on the deer >flank in the clear, ready to take the shot >deer looks at me >"Before you pull the trigger, could you help me tie a rope in the trees for the quad niggers?"

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Anon08/02/26, 16:09No.2876455

>that bow

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Anon08/05/26, 16:11No.2876778

Why is she also holding some half rack?

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Anon08/17/26, 05:14No.2877818

Should I switch to a c-grip for duck/ dove hunting?

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Anon08/25/26, 20:26No.2878551

was out scouting one of my assigned shooting spots for this year's moose hunt and I found this shed antler from last season

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Anon08/25/26, 21:12No.2878557

we're 3-5 years away from deciphering animal speech with AI, and it's going to be disappointing to learn they don't say anything deep and their vocalizations mostly consist of "hey" "hey "wanna fuck" "hey" "go away" "hey "hey" "watch out"

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Anon08/27/26, 11:09No.2878685

https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wUwould be probably like AI that always trained to say they unconsciousness

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Anon08/27/26, 14:14No.2878699

would lions?

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Anon08/27/26, 18:00No.2878726

Dove hunting season should start August 1st.Duck hunting season should start December 1st.Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Anon09/02/26, 19:56No.2879282

>dove hunt yesterday >day 1, actual good hunt of the year >blastin through boxes >all goes quiet >hawk appears >dive bombs our robo/mojo dove >parks his retarded ass in a tree nearby >no more doves for the next two hours

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Anon09/03/26, 17:31No.2879343

first day of moose hunt today. we bagged a young bvll (2 points only) and a cow

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Anon09/03/26, 17:53No.2879346

My problem with hunting animals to eat is that they're just not as tasty as domesticated animals. So like you have to do all the gross work of butchering it just to have it taste worse than meat you could buy in the grocery store with an hour's wage worth of money. Yeah, you get more of it and it's free, but how much gross meat do you really want anyway?

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Anon09/03/26, 20:40No.2879361

but anon ... black people CAN talk.

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Anon09/06/26, 03:42No.2879499

Upland hunting seems fun and I'd like to try it at some point. Would it be a good idea to start at a game preserve with a guide? I know it's not real hunting, but I figure that it would at least help me figure out whether I enjoy going after upland game. The only alternative available to me is to hike up a mountain and try looking for grouse. I live in western Virginia, if that's relevant. Also, the only shotgun I have access to is an old 870 with a fixed full choke, unless I drive a few hours to borrow one from my uncle. I'd rather not go out and buy a new shotgun until I find out if I'll actually use it.

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Anon09/13/26, 17:20No.2880154

butchered this year's moose on thursday and had some friends over. grilled some of the entrecôte we felled 8 adults and 5 calves the first weekend. the battery on my scales ran out so I don't know the weight of my cut of the meat yet. we also felled another 3 adults + 2 calves yesterday

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Anon09/16/26, 08:17No.2880324

You shouldn't eat animals either way. You don't need to.

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Anon09/17/26, 21:01No.2880461

Second year without a car cuz I had to sell it for money to move out of detoilet. Last year I was able to borrow a family members truck a couple times though was out of luck otherwise. No access to said truck this year, but I bought my hunt/fish combo in may assuming I would be hunting in November. Anyone ever try renting? I literally just need some wheels, but I've never rented a car before, and I am not sure if they would be cool with me using it to haul game. My idea is to rent for a few hours at a time in october to check my cameras which are already out there, and then again for a couple days in november during resident hunt season. Idk about prices yet so it might just be too expensive, juice (meat) not worth the squeeze. Any thoughts/ideas?

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