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Anon05/04/26, 22:22No.2867888

Would you still eat plants of they could talk?

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Anon05/05/26, 00:20No.2867897

I know a certain sub-specimen of humans that can speak (even tho it's often hard to decipher) and I would happily hunt them to extinction

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Anon05/05/26, 00:31No.2867898

Yes, I'd still shoot an enemy combatant if they could talk, I'd still kill my prey and eat it if it could talk, I will still compete with other humans even if they can talk.

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Anon05/05/26, 01:17No.2867900

No i dont eat anything smarter than a fish

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Anon05/05/26, 01:45No.2867903

If my grandma had wheels, would she be a bike?

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Anon05/05/26, 09:57No.2867924

Why does your AI sloppa have a third antler? With all that money you’re saving eating vegetables you should be able to afford a better generator

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Anon05/06/26, 01:10No.2867964

yes but id only hunt the annoying ones that wont stop mouthing off

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Anon05/06/26, 01:57No.2867968

>find out deer are communists >become a poacher

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Anon05/06/26, 02:47No.2867976

>Would you still hunt or fish if animals could talk? it is a stupid question because animals and fish can't talk. And before they can talk, they have to form thoughts; concepts, that they wish to communicate. When I butcher them or fry them, I usually make sure that any bits that move stop moving.Evidently, you have degraded yourself from humanitym, and relate more to animals. I do no have a problem with that. But I. do have a problem when you impose that on unperverted humans, trying to get them to degrade themselves.So fuck off with the animal lerve.

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Anon05/06/26, 06:04No.2867982

hell yeah i would. If the plants and animals could talk it would make the whole experience better. I yearn to hear the deer scream as I chase it through the woods. I yearn to chuck speers and chase game like the mayate I am.

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Anon05/08/26, 09:51No.2868141

Old mate in New Orleans sure did after Katrina went through.

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Anon05/08/26, 20:15No.2868174

The animals already speak to me though... And they tell me that they want me to kill them so their suffering can end.

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Anon05/11/26, 00:25No.2868333

If they could talk, they'd sell eachother out faster than you can say "Les Collaborateurs". Not only would I hunt, it'd be easier than ever.

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Anon05/11/26, 08:32No.2868343

I’d say it would improve the likelihood of me passing on a particular one if he was cool and shit but the implications can change things. Is it full on dr Doolittle can talk & logically can also talk to each other or just grug tier shit or rough emotions? I’m still hunt fishing prolly. I’d bleed fish out more consistently in either case although putting one in a bucket with the others and him saying “is that a dead guy” would be entertaining.It would only take one plant figuring out if they act really weird about being peed on to spread the word and never get peed on again except by perverts. I likely would eat plants too since in this hypothetical world everything talks but evolved the similarly somehow so clearly we’ve got no reason to get guilty over the natural order of things

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Anon05/20/26, 00:59No.2869169

>if animals could talk? they do talk

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Anon06/05/26, 13:55No.2870968

I'll tell you one thing, the ability to speak isn't the thing stopping me from killing OP you faggot

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Anon06/05/26, 16:12No.2870982

would you hunt progressives if it were legal? what a stupid rhetorical question.

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Anon06/09/26, 01:57No.2871373

I would date the animals.

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Anon06/09/26, 13:25No.2871396

i would hunt more because they are stupid and they would say stupid annoying things.

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Anon06/09/26, 16:38No.2871418

Guy goes to talent agent with dog. >Guy: I have this talking dog. >Agent: Ok, let's see. >Guy: What is on top of house? >Dog: Roof, roof! >Guy: What is on the side of a tree? >Dog: Bark, bark! >Guy: Who is best baseball player? >Dog: Ruth, ruth! >Agent: Get out of my office! Dog and guy sitting on curb. >Dog: Dimaggio?

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Anon06/11/26, 01:44No.2871556

The drug addled transients who try to nest on my property can almost mimic human speech and that doesn't stop me.

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Anon07/03/26, 23:29No.2873661

Absolutely. If I dont one shot kill, I kneel with it to hear its story. Ask its name. Whisper: "it is my privilege to eat you. Thank you meatfriend".

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Anon07/04/26, 00:49No.2873669

Would you still smoke if the cigarette was your grandma? Would you still masturbate if every wank would half your dick size? Would you still eat ice cream if it tasted like piss? Would scenario x be still the same if it was a completely different scenario? Very profound. hmmm OP is a faggot

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Anon07/04/26, 02:00No.2873675

Animals do talk. We just don't understand them.

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Anon07/04/26, 02:03No.2873678

The only thing that keeps you safe is if you can fight back.

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Anon07/04/26, 05:56No.2873709

Yes

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Anon07/05/26, 02:49No.2873784

I would rape them.

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Anon07/05/26, 16:22No.2873854

>take aim on the deer >flank in the clear, ready to take the shot >deer looks at me >"Before you pull the trigger, could you help me tie a rope in the trees for the quad niggers?"

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