i want to live like this - /out/

Anonymous03/26/26, 04:07No.2864587

I want to live like this.

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Anon03/26/26, 04:30No.2864589

You sit on your ass browsing 4chan all day, you're too lazy to run a hobby farm.

Anon03/26/26, 08:18No.2864596

Youd still need a small barn for diy stuff and animals to winter in

Anon03/26/26, 10:43No.2864601

Only city boys dream about this life, us pigriders dream about killing ourselves

Anon03/26/26, 10:48No.2864602

you can do that in the ozarks for less than $100k.

Anon03/26/26, 11:37No.2864606

>food forest where's the timber forest and guardian full of death traps forest?

Anon03/26/26, 14:50No.2864622

you can't afford the lifestyle.

Anon03/26/26, 15:03No.2864624

I want to live like (this). I just have to amend the soil first.

Anon03/26/26, 18:33No.2864645

Passively fantasizing isn't going to fix the actual source of your suffering, Yourself. Start making small, real changes in the life you are actually living.

Anon03/27/26, 11:08No.2864692

>food forest orchard

Anon03/27/26, 11:56No.2864697

I have a large property but I the effort and money I have to put into turning it into some kind of homestead is probably not worth the pay off. Frankly, I don't see myself as having the motivation or interest to do any kind of homesteading. Only thing I've done is plant a bunch of fruits trees here and there and built a chicken house but I got no chickens yet. I have a field but I rent out to my neighbor who uses it to make hay for his cattle

Anon03/27/26, 16:49No.2864718

sorry, but you're going to be crammed into a dirty smelly city and have your soul extracted. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBYsQE4Pxb4

Anon03/27/26, 19:56No.2864729

I was once travelling in oregon and entered into a freeway entrance that led me to this street with nothing but huge gates for what id assume were ranches. I didnt get to see them properly, since the driveway went uphill, but i could only imagine how nice the houses were. This looks like a very cozy set up.

Anon03/28/26, 02:38No.2864746

I live this way. I love it. it feeds my body, mind and sovl. it is also grueling, stressful and it prevents us (married) from making full retirement contributions. we owe $74,500 on our mortgage and $75k on our land. total homestead is worth $350k. its a good investment; gotta have somewhere to live and it does feed us... but the market returns 12%-20% recently (pre-iraq). our mortgage is 5.12% 27yrs left and our land is at 1.5% 12yrs left. so you can see we chose the lower return by the numbers.our electricity is $30-$50/mo because we have a DIY solar system with battery storage. no water hill, no sewage, no trash, and we only pay ~$225/yr in propane.its not for everyone, but it works for us. there are better investments, but its about lifestyle and self-reliance for us.

Anon03/28/26, 15:05No.2864768

>No winter-proof housing for lifestockHomesteading in tropical climates if for brownoids and LARPers.

Anon03/28/26, 20:24No.2864789

Its called a servants quarters, you can't call them livestock areas anymore

Anon04/05/26, 12:41No.2865438

i dont. different climate than you probably but thats barely the land needed for parking your snow plowing equipment, farming and logging tractor, cars, boats and snowmobiles.

Anon04/08/26, 03:41No.2865639

I'm saving all my money to buy land for a turtle and tortoise farm. I'll practice syntropic agriculture to improve the land and keep food costs down.

Anon04/09/26, 01:54No.2865716

Built a mobile duck coop.we keep 3 varieties: Muscovy, Harlequin & Silver Appleyards. we have 2 stationary/permanent duck coops. we built this one for the muscovys since they will wander off if allowed too much freedom & time. let's them forage and touch grass without destroying the ground. we just move it every other day. the Apples & Harleys just get let out to free range, they stay reliably close to home roost.

Anon05/11/26, 12:08No.2868353

Sure, that'll be $2 Million + tip!

Anon05/18/26, 06:06No.2868980

me too

Anon05/18/26, 10:50No.2868991

No place to park.

Anon05/19/26, 04:47No.2869058

And I want my asshole gaped by a strong white man. But you need to go outside and stop fantasizing. Just go for a hike. Touch grass.

Anon05/19/26, 19:40No.2869134

In Europe the land + house will be anywhere from 500k to 1 million euros. Depending on the location the price can rise exponentially

Anon05/20/26, 00:48No.2869162

It's easy to start off and want to fill in gaps when trees are small. I have a 20 yearold walnut thats just started to take off in the last 5 years and has gone from a 15 foot canopy to a 30. Someday it will look like this.

Anon05/23/26, 00:47No.2869443

Whoever butchered that tree should be shot.

Anon05/25/26, 10:59No.2869671

Anon05/26/26, 14:00No.2869811

>recreation area Nah fuck that, make a deep pond.

Anon05/26/26, 14:49No.2869819

actual homesteading is miserable unless you just want to larp with a few tomatoes in summer and a coop of chicken growing any staple is completely wasted time especially if you want to feed your animals as well

Anon05/30/26, 00:44No.2870256

I want to live like this, fishing and getting water from solar panels and reverse osmosis. I could shit post with satellite internet. And watch porn.

Anon06/15/26, 02:55No.2871937

I have atleast one rotten egg in my incubator and it stinks like a mother fucker. Im going to "sniff test" each egg and hopefully find it. I have to get rid of it before it explodes in the incubator. If it explodes in my face im going to have a very bad night.So this isn't normally an issue. If an egg isnt fertilized and it sits in the incubator for 21 days @ 99° it just....sits there. (Theres some exceptions like a cracked shell causing bacterial inclusion). This issue is because I had a bunch of broody hens that I got tired of (because other hens lay their eggs in the same nest box- they'll dog pile ontop of eachother even though there's 10 other identical nest boxes so now I have fresh eggs mixed with eggs that have "kicked off"). So its a tiny little rotting corpse thats cooking and off-gassing and building pressure in a grenade made out of calcium. Im at this point because I cant just throw eggs in the garbage if they're "gestating". But its difficult to tell from candling if an egg started to grow then stopped and died because it rolled out from under the hen because there was more eggs added. I had 2 of these "bonus" chics hatch today that other people probably would have tossed in the garbage so I feel at peace with the universe.I think I need one more beer before I dive in. This isnt my first time. Ive had eggs explode in my hand before. It happens when theyre at max pressure and get jossled or have temperature shift (like taking it out of the 99° incubator into my 71° hallway).Fuck. I dont wanna do this....

Anon06/16/26, 00:50No.2872053

this is beyond retarded.... was it made by AI?

Anon06/16/26, 00:54No.2872056

1- This isn't enough food to sustain even a single person. 2- you would get much more food by converting the livestock zone by more vegetable gardens (livestock take, was it something like 7 times more land to produce the same amount of food?) 3- on that subject, how are you feeding your livestock? That area isn't even large enough to sustain a single cow.But yeah, I feel you. I do too. Just double the land and cover all of it in vegetables, and I think you might have something...

Anon06/16/26, 21:01No.2872152

>I want to live like this. Said the man who hasn't cook a meal in 5+ years.

Anon06/16/26, 22:51No.2872167

Off grid ?

Anon06/16/26, 22:52No.2872168

Or out of pace

Anon06/18/26, 17:21No.2872359

The question is if producing your food like that would be cheaper than buying it at the supermarket or not.

Anon06/24/26, 22:39No.2872836

I have 10 acres. I have 12 citrus trees, 3 peach trees and three pear trees. Productive wild black berries are all along the sunny edges of my grass areas. I have worked up a nice garden spot. I have not put in a garden for the last few years because the deer and rabbits eat everything before I get to harvest it. I have rolls of fencing and posts to install to protect the garden from deer and rabbits but I have not put it up yet because it is an eyesore. My property is an an area surrounded by national forest and my western property line is bordered by a 200 acre state wildlife sanctuary. My income exceeds my expenses so I am not pressured to produce. I simply plant a new tree every now and then and enjoy my property. What I am saying is you can plant trees and berry bushes and enjoy your property. The trucks have not stopped running yet.

Anon06/27/26, 08:03No.2873075

It's feasible if you have some source of passive income, but if you're thinking you can live like that - an off-grid, completely self-sustaining lifestyle, it's going to be a big nope.

Anon06/28/26, 13:44No.2873195

Urbanites fuck off.

Anon06/28/26, 19:04No.2873220

I mean with the new battery tech isnt this easier than ever? Electricity was super hard to store before. Now its easier so self reliance isnt really that big of a deal anymore.

Anon07/01/26, 02:47No.2873433

Here's some fun facts:A "variety" of a plant is naturally occuring. So that Maypop (passion fruit) you found at the edge of the forest is from nature. It "breeds true"- planting seeds just creates more Maypops like you've already found.A "cultivar" is a man-made variant or cross or random genetic mutation or etc. They do not breed true and if you plant the seeds you get randomness that willl eventually coalesce to the "wild type". A Honeycrisp apple is an example. Every Honeycrisp apple tree is a clone (cutting) that originated from a single parent plant (pic).EVERY named cultivar is from a cutting from the parent plant. It might have been "rooted". It might have been "grafted". It might have been a cutting from a tree that was grown for years and a cutting taken for a new sapling that grew into a tree and a cutting from that taken... It might have been 100 "trees" before it made it to your local nursery. But its still clonal material."Don Juan" rose. "Stewart" pecan. "Meyer" lemon.Those are all clones that you can trace back to 1 single parent plant.Don't Juan was cultivated for its prolific blooms of deep red, fragrant and abundant flowers. >wild type roses have 5 pedals and bloom once a year.Meyer was cultivated for its constant flowering and production of large, sweet lemons. >wild type lemons are bitter and smallStewart was cultivated for its large and meaty nuts. >wild type have 75% less meat

Anon07/01/26, 22:42No.2873495

i have a woody terrain that i rent, will buy. wanted to make a food forest type of thing. my boomer dad keep yelling at me to level it and cut dead trees, i think he would like to put lawn in there and mow it around the trees. i sort of will ... i guess i should buy a fucking retirement home for boomers on it instead. he got me he broke my interest in stepping foot on my own fucking terrain.

Anon07/07/26, 02:08No.2873992

>that small livestock zone >that much vegetable garden >that little "food forest" >that little composting area literally going to die in a year

Anon07/11/26, 10:05No.2874282

I want to live like this.

Anon07/11/26, 20:57No.2874320

Where is the servant's quarters?

Anon07/12/26, 08:37No.2874379

That will be 1mm goy. Get a job bum.

Anon07/15/26, 15:06No.2874671

Anon07/17/26, 03:19No.2874806

I thought I wanted to do this, so I started volunteering on a local organic farm. I've had sunburn, heatstroke, shit on my shoes, and have bites from ticks and chiggers. I don't want to do this anymore.

Anon07/19/26, 16:54No.2875051

idk how people have so much energy or desire to do this stuffill just go to the grocery store and buy some microwaveable food

Anon07/24/26, 12:25No.2875591

Fuck that, I like the outdoors, this isn't the outdoors.

Anon07/24/26, 19:36No.2875614

>I want to live like this. startlike,,this., ,,campin save on rent, work,,gather materials,assemble, expand., ,bit by bit,,place to bring girl and make nosey SX!,

Anon07/29/26, 18:02No.2876058

Anon08/01/26, 03:24No.2876328

startedwith,,onedog power., ,washaving tuffdayspain., ,,local dog shelter" hay Anon, could we use one of you pens over the weekend to hold Jack? if not then another dog DIIIIIIIES!!"(sadeyes),. ,leashstick to trike,pulling harness,,MUuuuuuUSH! ,,,thustarted an Epic friendship>MANY demons overcome!,Many squirelschased.

Anon08/01/26, 08:04No.2876345

how are they gonna feee the livestock? you need 10 times that land just to grow grass to feed them.