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Anonymous12/13/25, 21:39No.2853653
see this, what do?
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Anon12/13/25, 21:45No.2853655
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Anon12/13/25, 21:52No.2853657
start talking in a baby voice and saying things like "awwww those are so cute" and walk over and try to pet the cubs
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Anon12/13/25, 22:04No.2853658
See this where?While driving? Pull over and take pictures.While hiking in a different direction? Keep hiking.While hiking in their direction? Stop and wait.While camping? Make noise and try to scare them off.While floating? Keep floating.
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Anon12/13/25, 22:56No.2853663
Tactically spin 360° and moonwalk away
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Anon12/14/25, 11:58No.2853722
throw my poop at them
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Anon12/14/25, 12:01No.2853723
shoot 4 times
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Anon12/14/25, 15:09No.2853733
Walk over and grab the middle one as that's the cutest.
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Anon12/14/25, 18:48No.2853754
I was hiking to picrel but the bridge was washed out and we didnt want to do a chest deep water crossing so we walked around a lake, which turned out to be a marshy fucking mess but whatever. Cross a fallen log further upstream and 2 minutes later there was a big, raggedy looking bear just walking through the forest maybe 20 feet in front of me. He did not care about my presence, didnt even look at me. Honestly I felt invalidated. Did I smell? Did I not look meaty enough? Fucking prude.
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Anon12/15/25, 16:24No.2853901
Bears have never seen me as a threat to them, though some have been shy and run away when they noticed me. I nearly always hear them before I see them. It's ironic how cityfags are so fearful of bears when their urban environment is full of vicious nasty humans who are much more of a threat than any bear.
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Anon12/15/25, 22:40No.2853973
in my country, 3 people have died by bear attacks in the last 120 years. they'd run before i even see them
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Anon12/16/25, 00:31No.2853987
walk awayu to be safe. At thist distance you're lucky. Just go
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Anon12/19/25, 22:27No.2854529
Charge towards them with my weapon of choice, ready to spray upon the first sign of counter-aggression
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Anon12/21/25, 02:35No.2854652
Shoot and eat the mother, adopt the cubs as my own
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Anon01/10/26, 18:56No.2857099
i presume it wouldnt hurt to yell HEYYYYYY! bear.
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Anon01/10/26, 19:04No.2857100
Pull out my rifle, shoot them, and go pick up my new winter coat, new winter boots, and new winter gauntlets.
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Anon01/10/26, 20:07No.2857123
Kill it and take the cubs.
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Anon01/10/26, 20:16No.2857127
I sell it weed and have sex with it.
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Anon01/11/26, 00:34No.2857163
that is safer than a human male
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Anon01/20/26, 15:24No.2858266
I kill the cubs and take the she-bear as my new mate