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Anonymous12/08/25, 19:19No.2852864
Have you ever found a DEAD GUY
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Anon12/08/25, 21:41No.2852877
Yeah, twice.
First time:
>Local fisherman and dope enjoyer goes missing for a few days
>His sister, who usually keeps contact with him on the phone, can't raise him
>His dope enthusiast friends can't raise him through their channels
>Corps of volunteers are called to look for him
>I get to search through an old factory I owned part of, and rented out for him to store equipment in
>Go searching together with a member of the fire brigade
>Both a bit apprehensive because the man is freakishly huge and strong, and often in a bad mood when he goes on a bender
Turned out he had hanged himself from the gantry crane, and as we rounded a corner we see him hanging there. Word through the grapevine was that he hanged himself two days prior.
Second one:
>Was out walking a late night incel promenade on a trail not too far from a hillside road.
>Hear crashing noise
>Take a look-see
>It is a live actual car crash
>Call the emergency services as I walk over to the crash
>Mazda crashed into some rocks that had fallen into the road
>Driver is missing, but there's blood inside the car
>Passenger is a woman, unconscious but breathing
>Lift her out and lay her in recovery position a bit away from the wreck
>Go looking for the driver
The driver had somehow gotten out of the car and wound up in the ravine on the side of the road
I could only really tell the emergency people that I saw him down there, as I, at the time, was very fat and in no shape to go climbing.
Paramedics came shortly after and took over, but the police were busy and only called to take my statement a few days later.
I also saw a guy who jumped off a quay at a party and sank like a rock, and all his 180+ kilos had to be lifted out of the sea by a bunch of very drunk men. He tried to hang himself later, but he got found before it worked. Now he's sober, moved away from the bad crowd, found himself a family, and had a gastric band surgery, so he's doing much better.
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Anon12/09/25, 05:04No.2852910
Yes. I do Search & Rescue. It's just part of the job.
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Anon12/09/25, 13:29No.2852928
I meant more like on a hike, not in a building :(
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Anon12/09/25, 15:19No.2852941
Found an old dead woman in a ditch. Lovely person, used to talk a lot with her and her husband as they lived at the start of one of my favourite trails. She was an alcohol and her husband constantly hid the bottles around the house, so she'd sneak off on her bicycle to the neighbours a km or so away. On her way back she fell into a ditch and drowned face down in (barely) a puddle of water.
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Anon12/09/25, 17:25No.2852959
Snagged a deader fishing. College student went “missing” walking home from a party about 10 miles upstream about a week earlier, It was pretty gross. I called the cops and then slowly pulled him to shallow water. Had pics, but that was 3 or 4 phones ago and I don’t think I’ve kept a copy.
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Anon12/10/25, 13:45No.2853051
Yeah, he was hanging from a tree and I made a youtube video about it. People weren't to happy so I had to delete it. Oh well.
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Anon12/10/25, 14:52No.2853059
I saw some trucker drove into a river when i was like 5. Not sure if he's dead or not though, i didn't stick around
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Anon01/04/26, 07:07No.2856371
Yep a couple of times.
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>Out for a walk through the botanical gardens with my son, he was about 3 I think, and there's a native parrot aviary at tthe top of a hill he was really excited about.
>Saw some legs poking out from some bushes
>Just _knew_
>Fuck, left phone in car. Son's really excited.
>Ok I don't think he's going anywhere, we'll go see the birds and call the police in like 20min, it's going to rain soon anyway.
>On the way back, forensics guys were already there
>Problem solved.
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Anon01/04/26, 10:53No.2856385
Yes, a somali dude face-down in a shallow creek in the middle of the woods. Smelled like fucking hell, already lightly decomposing.
I poked him with a stick but it was quite obvious he was dead from the get go.
I first assumed it might've been the local polish population who whacked him as they and the rapefugees have some norf-fc tier conflicts in my area.
Nothing more interesting happened after i phoned the cops though, the local paper reported that he died of an alcohol overdose, which is not that surprising for a 50kg soaking wet somali.
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Anon01/04/26, 19:26No.2856425
found em on remote worksites twice...
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Anon01/04/26, 20:06No.2856430
Some guy died in a homeless shelter that I worked in but they had taken the body by the time I got there. They put somebody else in that room (probably on the same bed) within a day from what I remember.
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Anon01/05/26, 19:29No.2856561
Not guy but woman.
She was a suicide.
Found her sitting down behind a tree stump with a handwritten note on in her pocket. Thats all she had on her body.
Looks like she took herself out with pills, only judging from the lack of blunt force truma and other methods of murder/suicide. 2 weeks later after investigation, others was ruled out as a suicide.
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Anon01/08/26, 03:21No.2856799
Never, though a friend and I found a bizarre "piece", if you will, not far from where we lived: A circa 1920s rail car, in an obscure overgrown site, and heavily reinforced with from the inside with about two layers of 3/4ths inch plywood. And while I sometimes like to imagine it contained about 20 tons of cocaine, I wonder what the fuck the whole setup was about if obviously not for such.
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Anon01/12/26, 08:39No.2857328
Explain?
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Anon01/12/26, 09:00No.2857332
Dude just explain if true!
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Anon01/15/26, 01:46No.2857689
Possibly. One time my buddy and I were walking down a trail behind a local beach and we stumbled on what looked to be a deserted campsite. The whole place was a disaster zone and there were poker chips everywhere. We were kind of looking around because we really didn't expect to see something like that there and I picked up an abandoned backpack and found a pelvis bone underneath. I had a slight BSD moment then told my buddy and we ran out of there.When we got back to the beach there was a cop there already who was yeling at some kid who was driving his ATV on the sand so we ran up to him freaking out and going: "OH MY GOD WE FOUND A DEAD BODY YOU'VE GOT TO HELP COME ON COME ON" but he really didn't seem like he cared that much until we told him about the poker chips. Then his eyes almost bugged out of his head and he made us show him where the camp site was. After we showed him the pelvis bone he called in a forensics team. We waited around for a bit then ran up to him and asked him if they figured anything out and he hit us with this:>"Oh, yeah. It's probably nothing. We're thinking it's a dog's pelvic bone. .......Might be a kid's, but it's a probably a dog."Then he left.Still wonder what all that was about.
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Anon01/15/26, 09:16No.2857713
no but a guy i know found a dude who hung himself in the bush, so i found one by proxy