https://www.outdoorlife.com/survival/elk-hunters-missing-colorado-search/
They're dead, aren't they?
Talked to some folks from the area, I'm a bit north, they say they have no chance.
>San Juan Mtns near Durango
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Anon09/18/25, 21:14No.2841119
I see 2 possibilities.
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>Bill is fucking Fred's wife so Bill takes Fred "hunting".>Fred gets suspicious. Bill wings Fred and he takes off. Turns into a Most Dangerous Prey scenario. Fred lies in wait and gets the drop on Bill but then bleeds out before he can get back to camp.#2)
They come across drug smugglers or a meth lab and get whacked before they know whats happening. Bodies are decomposing in a shallow grave and will be discovered when Fido brings a femur back to some hikers camp.
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Anon09/18/25, 21:20No.2841122
let me guess, """"""""experienced"""""" outdoorsman BUT
>couldnt start a fire>couldnt tie knots>couldnt identify edible plants>couldnt build shelter>couldnt make safe to drink water
because that's always how it is when you actually look into it
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Anon09/18/25, 21:43No.2841136
One of my favorite bicycle routesYou have to bring a lot of tubes and water for this, thorns/goatheads are literally infinite and there are no services for a very serious distance
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Anon09/18/25, 22:12No.2841143
https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/search-underway-for-missing-hunters-southern-colorado/73-aa1b9832-78e9-4b27-bdf9-13a7cb859f8cWelp, they dead
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Anon09/19/25, 00:55No.2841165
Its only been five days. Depends on how lost they are and how experienced they are. But if they were experienced they wouldnt be lost.
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Anon09/19/25, 08:00No.2841201
they are clearly fags so i bet they went and did a romeo and juliet type of anal sex suicide pact
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Anon09/19/25, 13:37No.2841242
They're Sasquatch's now.
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Anon09/19/25, 15:22No.2841252
They dead:https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/bodies-of-two-experienced-elk-hunters-reportedly-found-in-colorado/
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Anon09/19/25, 19:47No.2841273
Domed by hail?
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Anon09/21/25, 17:12No.2841490
Major win for the local Elk.
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Anon09/23/25, 11:17No.2841742
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2025/09/22/coroner-lightning-strike-killed-elk-hunters-found-dead-thursday-in-colorado/Lightning got them, shit. Yeah, you can't really do shit about that.