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Anonymous01/22/26, 00:05No.28816202
>i'm a 50 year old man, divorced and balding. i want to buy a porsche
>but i'm also a 30 year old single mom. i want to buy an SUV
who the hell is the target market for these things?
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Anon01/22/26, 00:08No.28816205
Me, I'm 6'5 so I can't fit in a tiny 911
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Anon01/22/26, 00:09No.28816207
Same people who by X5. Large people with a boat?
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Anon01/22/26, 02:40No.28816320
It's a wifecar for the middle class obviously
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Anon01/22/26, 15:39No.28816787
i know several couples with mid 7 figure net worths that this describes exactly and they all have a cayenne
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Anon01/22/26, 15:53No.28816797
You know what I just thought about this car yesterday because I saw like 3 in the span of 30 seconds. Then this thread popped up.
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Anon01/22/26, 16:21No.28816813
>i am a 50 year old man, divorced and balding, and i want a 30 year old housewife
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Anon01/22/26, 16:23No.28816816
lease that a rich guy gifts to his wife/female doctors car
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Anon01/22/26, 16:33No.28816823
Women.
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Anon01/22/26, 18:13No.28816886
This is the car that brand whore golddiggers want to drive. They want the prestige and status of driving an exotic car brand but under no circumstances do they actually want to drive an exotic. This is what you give to your trophy wife to get her to shut up when you make seven figures or more. If you don't have money in stocks and money in a trust, this car isn't relevant for you. Move along.If McLaren had any fucking sense they would have made an SUV years ago. Lamborghini sells more Urus's than the rest of their cars combined. The economics of supercars isn't the same as it was back then, and making this type of vehicle is one of the best possible business decisions you can make. It's also kind of cool to see a SUV with 700 horsepower.
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Anon01/22/26, 18:56No.28816915
middle age women with rich husbands
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Anon01/22/26, 20:04No.28816968
it's the daily driver or the wife-mobile for the 911 owner
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Anon01/22/26, 22:56No.28817093
Ok
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Anon01/22/26, 23:22No.28817111
According to Doug DeMuro, the most expert expert in cars every, this is pretty much a Hot Hatch and you're better off buying this for 30k than any other hot hatch in the market.
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Anon01/22/26, 23:33No.28817121
>who the hell is the target market for these things?
Women, like all porsches.
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Anon01/23/26, 00:04No.28817155
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Anon01/23/26, 08:51No.28817562
>mfw i see some guy driving his wife's macan
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Anon01/23/26, 09:02No.28817567
>divorced man
>single mom
You are talking about white people
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Anon01/23/26, 09:11No.28817568
These fucking things are so ugly and gay
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Anon01/23/26, 11:26No.28817622
Too rich to be seen in a BMW/Merc/Audi. Too poor for a bentley/RRIts literally just pokemon rankings to normies
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Anon01/23/26, 12:00No.28817642
They’re very nice daily drivers and they have a slight bit of character to them with the steering rack and buttons all tuned like a 911. It’s honestly more fun than like a civic or Camry or brz
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Anon01/23/26, 15:35No.28817795
Rich people.
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Anon01/23/26, 15:39No.28817796
Litterally the flex wifecar. If you want your wife to feel better than the Rav4's
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Anon01/23/26, 15:43No.28817797
The only guy I know who has a cayenne uses it to tow his gt4 to the track and also owns a 911. Everyone else is women.
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Anon01/23/26, 17:28No.28817870
Upper middle class wifes? Have you ever step foot in an upper middle class suburb?
This is literally their best selling car
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Anon01/24/26, 04:14No.28818547
People that want a Porsche or fast/nice SUV? I have an older 911 Turbo and we had a CR-V for family car (wife, kid, and dog). When upgrading wanted a Macan GTS but the storage capacity was pretty small so we wound up with a BMW X3M Comp.
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Anon01/24/26, 04:15No.28818548
>who the hell is the target market for these things?
50+ year old WASPs and their ilk
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Anon01/25/26, 18:31No.28820269
The sports brand pivot towards SUVs that's been taking the place over the last few years is a travest. I don't even really care for Ferraris but the fact that there's a Ferrari SUV is just disgraceful
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Anon01/26/26, 10:30No.28821433
>foot of snow
>huge snowdrifts
>2ft mounds of snow at sidestreet intersections
>be a Porsche cuckover owner
>use pzero corsa 80 treadwire tires
Uh I hope she didn't die bros
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Anon01/26/26, 13:16No.28821515
Idk but I see a lot of them bc of how expensive jeeps are.
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Anon01/26/26, 15:39No.28821605
These are driven by the wives of well off construction contractors.
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Anon01/26/26, 15:51No.28821614
Used Cayenne's seem like pretty good values. New Cayenne's don't really make sense to me.
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Anon01/28/26, 01:06No.28823321
This board is so fucking stupid. The ONLY reason macans get sold in the first place is that porsche might give you an allocation to a gt3 in a few years after you buy 5 or 6 of them.
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Anon01/28/26, 16:45No.28823981
Germslop, or as I like to call it, Arabait