trucker general i aint got no panties on edition - /o/

Anonymous10/11/25, 05:17No.28665506Trucker General - I Ain't Got No Panties On Edition

Shittin' in a bucket while my wife fucks my brother, God I love being an OTR trucker! I'm so lonely out here I'd suck a cock for a half decent conversation. Instead I think I'll just keep working and not take any home time for a few months, really break my brain in and embrace it rather than fight it.

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Anon10/11/25, 06:09No.28665530

Worst part of the job is when you get to loves and the chili cheese dispenser is empty for the dawgs.

Anon10/11/25, 07:50No.28665600

Don't worry brother, eventually you'll condition your brain to prefer being away from home

Anon10/11/25, 08:23No.28665624

>I'd suck a cock for a half decent conversation I deliver food and suck cock for tips. I'm not gay but twenty bux is twenty bux.

Anon10/11/25, 10:21No.28665669

Im learning how to drive one of these trucks with steerable front axel. Right now I'm grinding backing in straight line and backing to left and right in euro truck simulator 2. Advice please?

Anon10/11/25, 23:49No.28666471

It’s been a busy week, for me. One of the loads I picked up ended up being hazmat, but since it didn’t have a UN number, an endorsement isn’t required, or so that’s what safety wanted me to believe, when I called them about my concerns about not having an endorsement.

Anon10/11/25, 23:51No.28666474

>log books goddamn usa is behind...

Anon10/11/25, 23:57No.28666482

Paid for a reserved spot at TA for the first time ever and I still get this minimum wage freak banging on my sleeper yelling “SAAR I NEED TO SEE YOUR RECEIPT SAAR! I WILL THE CALL THE POLICE SAAR”

Anon10/12/25, 02:05No.28666600

waiting for the trainer to pick me up for 6 weeks of fun!

Anon10/12/25, 14:46No.28667257

Lmao @ the jeets here acting like you have to live like a homeless crackhead just to barely scrape by in trucking. My trainer at my first job if someone had to piss we stopped at a restaurant area or truck stop. We kept the truck squeaky clean. I’ve never had to go more than a full day with no shower and I neverhave to piss in bottles. Stop excusing third world jeet behavior as if it’s a requirement

Anon10/12/25, 17:36No.28667464

The way this fucky economy looks, I'm starting to think I need to become a trucker here in yurop.That or become a mechanic, as it is the only blue collar trade I can tolerate.

Anon10/12/25, 20:05No.28667767

When starting to reverse along a curve, e.g., to the left, turn the steering wheel to the left as well (this is where those accustomed to trailers and tandems have the most trouble). The trailer will bend to the left; bend it until you achieve approximately the angle you want to reverse at. The most important and easiest step: turn the steering wheel to the right, observing the rear left corner of the cargo box to align it perfectly with the front left corner of the trailer, creating a kind of sight. At this point, turn the steering wheel back to the left and guide the corner to the corner, reversing perfectly along the curve. If you need to correct the path, observe the vehicle's corner and move it 10-15 cm outside the trailer to bend it more, or inside the front wall to straighten it.

Anon10/12/25, 20:13No.28667778

Put your trip back on Ethan.

Anon10/12/25, 21:09No.28667889

Did the portable bidet era start or are we still behind japanese?

Anon10/12/25, 21:36No.28667945

Any bong truckers in here?

Anon10/12/25, 23:36No.28668117

>pick up load >another truck driver did not couple with his trailer properly >proceeds to pull out and steer >his trailer drops, ripping off the truck’s air hoses >felt pity for the guy and dropped my load (properly) >help the fucker lift the trailer back up since yard dogs don’t work weekends >30 minutes later, I’m coupled with the trailer and backed it back into its space >driver thanks me and gave me his number because he wants to be my friend >drive back to my load >throw the paper with his number into my garbage bag Never again. I didn’t start this job to make friends.

Anon10/12/25, 23:55No.28668138

also if you shit in a bucket in your truck you are literally the niggest of niggers because now all those dookie particles are floating around your truck and shit.you're going to tell me some massively overweight triptard faggot without a gall bladder or an appendix who shits within 30 minutes of eating is going to out-hygeine you. kill yourself. nigga i shit 3 times a day and have never had to shit in a bucket yall are nasty

Anon10/13/25, 00:06No.28668149

I have never shit in my truck and never will. I have a bucket with a roll of trash bags, a bag of wood shavings, and some wet wipes in it for emergencies. Line the bucket with a bag, add some wood shavings, shit, cover the shit with more wood shavings, tie it off, double bag it and tie it off, then throw it in a dumpster. I do the act under the trailer on atop the rail between the cab and trailer. I've used it 3 times in 10 years of trucking, once at a sysco when their bathroom was out of order and I had been there for 8 hours, the other two times caught on i40 after an ice storm closed the interstate. Anyone who shits IN THE TRUCK is a fucking animal.I use a piss jug because insomnia. Getting up, getting dressed, walking across the parking lot, pissing in the truck stop then walking back was ruining my sleep schedule and killing me. I got a def jug as a designated piss container and my sleep improved dramatically. I drive regional and go home every weekend, I take it with me and rinse it out with a garden hose, fill it up halfway with a splash of bleach and dump it before I get back in the truck to keep it from stinking.

Anon10/13/25, 08:31No.28668873

Literally shitting in the bucket as I type this. Hoes mad (×24)I'm poopin in the ac watching videos on my phone smoking a ciggy and not sitting on a shitter a million jeets have had their bare ass on, and these fags are talking about hygiene? Lol, lmfao even. They don't even get to bomb parking lots with gallons of piss and shit curry slurry. I've got three gallons of piss and two fat dumps ready to rock right this second.

Anon10/13/25, 09:11No.28668906

Anon10/13/25, 09:55No.28668941

why nobody ever invented a curtain here so truckers could shit in bucket and use camping shower in private outside of cabin?

Anon10/13/25, 15:43No.28669154

Anon10/13/25, 22:44No.28669816

How the fuck do you get this out? It’s too far in for me to use needle nose pliers because it’s too far in to get a good enough grip for it. I don’t think using diagonal cutters, a flat head screwdriver, or a knife would be any better. Hammer claw and pry bar are too large for this.

Anon10/13/25, 22:49No.28669821

Anon10/14/25, 14:53No.28670624

i don't have a CDL A or B, but I want a CDL B there doesn't seem to be any CDL B schools or training programs or whatever in my area do i even need to go to a school for CDL B? What I'm confused about is, like, how would i even get a Class B vehicle to practice driving in with a permit so i can eventually do the driver test? how would i find someone with a Class B license to show me how to drive one?

Anon10/14/25, 20:05No.28671040

I’m able to get a full 9 hours sleep at night, shower every morning, stop to piss in an actual restroom and shit in a toilet, take 12 hour DOT breaks, wear fresh and clean clothes, and still make enough money to have sex with Ethan’s wife.

Anon10/15/25, 01:31No.28671521

Ethan has a Spanish cousin, who is a talented drummer.

Anon10/15/25, 07:10No.28671863

Are people in the industry excited for Edison trucks? It looks like they're on the way to have their final emissions testing nonsense done pretty soon obviously there's very low odds anyone here drives one for a long time still but they do look pretty sick

Anon10/15/25, 11:17No.28672031

how do you guys deal with semen? wanking into paper kitchen towels and into trashcan seems to be expensive, considering paper isnt free do you guys have like a designated big gulp for semen?

Anon10/15/25, 20:23No.28672752

Man, being a heavy tow truck driver must be a fascinating job, driving a wrecker powerful enough to lift heavy vehicles from different messy situations.

Anon10/16/25, 01:49No.28673211

Have my oc from a freshly loicensed trugger. Sure its stale, but so am i.

Anon10/16/25, 04:38No.28673442

>mfw anons bitch and argue about shitting in buckets and pissing in bottles >mfw the new meta is cutting a hole in the floor above the drive shaft >he doesnt set autopilot and shit in a hole in the floor >no mess, no smell, no bottles or bucketsGot some super pro mofos in here. Eeeeyup.

Anon10/16/25, 12:53No.28673767

>Make it impossible to find parking >Charge drivers $500 for parking outside consignee (even though sign says it’s only $250) >??? >LE PROFIT!!!

Anon10/16/25, 14:10No.28673838

>APU backfired

Anon10/16/25, 20:03No.28674381

apparently CAT scales have stickers on the back of every weight slip. why arent they collected like rockauto magnets?

Anon10/16/25, 21:00No.28674429

https://files.catbox.moe/8sw02h.mov

Anon10/17/25, 04:57No.28675032

>EGR code pops up >at same time, DEF quality code pops up >25 percent derate, that's probably not good >fabricate a DEF pump that can be operated by hand >modify it to work without dropping the DEF tank using electrical tape >BUD LIGHT PRESENTS REAL MEN OF GENIUS >pump it dry and replace DEF >drive it up Parley's Summit and back, code still shows >decide, fuck it take it to the ((((((dealer)))))) >get quoted 5500 dollars for them to fix just the EGR >they also want to CARB cert it >EGR valve won't sweep on start >find a bunch of other shit to fluff up the estimate >decline all repairs >bring truck back to terminal, allow to cool off a bit >spray PB blaster all over the EGR valve linkage >code goes away >rated 58% sweep again >cannot reproduce the code again and the first derate is gone now >is also gone on the programmer >working on getting a DEF header, from a Detroit parts warehouse >half the cost of the ((((((dealer)))))) part >mfw saved 5500 bucks with a 7 dollar can of fucking PB blaster top kekDealers are the biggest fucking jews on the planet. There was a time they would have said "oh you just need to clean the linkage" and they would have cleaned it and sent you on your way for a small fee and now they just want to replace parts all the time and charge 250 bucks an hour labor for it.

Anon10/17/25, 14:54No.28675553

Trucking may not be the best paying job, especially for greenhorns, but I was able to pay off my credit card debt with this job because I’m earning twice as much, monthly, than I was working as a delivery driver for an auto parts store.

Anon10/17/25, 18:12No.28675851

Any of yall do anything to your trucks for Halloween?

Anon10/17/25, 23:54No.28676464

>pick up trailer >feels heavy >scale at closest truck stop five miles away >87k >call dispatch, ask for permit or trailer to be reloaded to be legal >tell me I should have a response in the morning >go to sleep, no response >call in >manager doesn't even know what's going on, get told to call different department >they tell me to take it back to shipper >shipper won't reload it because they're waiting on orders to do so from company >wait four hours, no response, go back to truck stop >hang out for another four hours >finally get told to go drop it back off at shipper so I can be assigned a different load I drove all of 20 miles today. Pissed doesn't even begin to describe how I feel. If I get denied layover I'm dropping my truck off at my home terminal.

Anon10/18/25, 00:30No.28676505

>use truckparkingclub for the first time, just for 3 days while I’m out of town for the weekend >show up to reserved space and it’s some assholes backyard >all the spots are full >”give me my refund” >customer service: sorry sir but we just spoke to the property owner and actually he said that there ARE spots available (there aren’t) Suddenly the truck stop corporations don’t seem too bad. Holy shit.

Anon10/18/25, 14:03No.28677183

Does anyone else get this inflated overconfidence in their driving, from driving their cars for the first time in weeks, due to truck driving? I’m going around corners in my car at full throttle because it’s too risky to do so in a class 8 truck.

Anon10/18/25, 14:42No.28677228

Greenhorn here. I’m starting training on Monday with my first company. I’m wanting to maintain a perfect record. What advice do you have? Thank you in advance and have a great day!