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Anonymous10/14/26, 17:21No.2083362
>be me
>be femanon
>riding my rigid 90s steel mountain bike
>dressed casually, no cycling specific clothes (unless a helmet counts)
>on a paved bike path
>enjoying the nice spring weather
>begin to come up on someone from behind
>a fat guy
>wearing full cycling kit
>including Air Attack helmet
>on an S-Works road bike
>he hears me approaching and looks back
>he quickly looks forward and starts pedaling as hard as he can
>I'm keeping pace with him without even trying
>he keeps looking back at me
>literally every 5 seconds he looks back
>looks visibly distressed, as if afraid that he is going to be passed by a girl on a mountain bike
>he keeps looking back every 5 seconds or so and this goes on for several minutes
>we get to a climb
>he slows down to an excruciatingly slow pace so I pass him immediately
>when I get to the top of the hill I look back out of curiosity, he is only a third of the way up at best
>a few minutes later, stop at one of my favorite rest stops, a nice park overlooking a lake
>about ten minutes later, fat guy passes by
>stares at me as he passes
>a few minutes later, get back on my bike and resume my ride
>not long before I've caught up to fatty again
>he looks back and sees me
>he immediately stops, gets off his bike, turns it upside down, and starts spinning the wheel as if inspecting it
>clearly pretending to have mechanical issues to justify stopping, when really he just doesn't want to be passed by a girl on a mountain bike
>ask him if he is okay or needs help with his bike
>"yes I'm fine thanx. just having a bit of a rest"
Pic related, looks almost exactly like him.
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Anon10/14/26, 17:36No.2083364
>be femanon
post thigh gap
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Anon10/14/26, 17:38No.2083365
Where 2 cop rigid mtb gf
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Anon10/14/26, 18:19No.2083370
>be femanon
stopped reading right here.
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Anon10/14/26, 19:35No.2083376
That's cool and all, but you couldn't pass me.
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Anon10/14/26, 19:40No.2083379
You would have to absolutely sprinting to keep up with a road bike on a 90s mtb even if the guy was just cruising @70-80rpm
It seems like most /n/ posters have never actually ridden a bicycle
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Anon10/15/26, 05:15No.2083397
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Anon10/15/26, 20:01No.2083441
And then the world clapped.
But really, sounds like the guy felt insecure and ashamed to be passed by someone else who is more conditioned, when it's not the case. No shame, at least fatso did something most americans refuse to even do. Based, I suppose.
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Anon10/15/26, 20:20No.2083442
how many years has it been now
5? 10?
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Anon10/20/26, 03:01No.2083640
(OP)
>punching down on a fatty for trying to trying to get healthy and being competitive.
not cool. imagine if you had to lug an extra 150lbs everywhere you cycled.