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Anonymous09/16/26, 11:52No.2082128
So if I fly with Boeing, I get a free horror-themed rollercoaster ride, what do I get with other providers?
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Anon09/16/26, 15:46No.2082139
Worlds largest glider
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress"The day ended well.

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Anon09/21/26, 08:00No.2082444
It was the airline's fault this time, that 737 is 30 years old and because of the embargo on Iran, the airline didn't replace a worn vibration damper in the gear
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Anon09/21/26, 21:09No.2082467
porter gives you free booze and a lot of iti once had to tell a stewardess to stop giving me shots on a porter flight so she was like "just shove em in your pockets" and dropped like 5 unopened ones on my table