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Anonymous07/22/26, 22:40No.2078216
Can someone please explain this shit to me, an out of touch boomer who apparently isn't the right demographic to be brainwashed by my hand computer into committing suicide by I-beam? Why are today's no-good teens so eager to grind themselves into hamburger meat in front of hundreds of commuters? And apparently the thing to do is when your friend gets dismembered you run away and send a message to the group chat about this epic thing that happened, instead of calling an ambulance. It happens at least once a month.
When I was a kid the naughty kids would play hookie to waste $4 worth of quarters on street fighter matches against much older kids, we didn't have these tick tocks rotting our brains. Is that what this world is coming to? Can't a kid just play a wholesome game of street fighter while smoking a cigarette and throwing up?

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Anon07/23/26, 01:16No.2078223
It’s called stupidity (which is not uncommon), just done in interesting new ways. Darwin claims another one, and nothing of value was lost.
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Anon07/23/26, 04:53No.2078230
if you were actually an out of touch boomer you would know subway surfing was happening since the 1980s along with more graffiti culture/tagging
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Anon07/23/26, 09:44No.2078238
Kids gotta get their kicks somehow. You either die now having fun or you die in three years getting shot for Israel. I know which I'd choose.
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Anon07/30/26, 17:03No.2078679
>hospitalized
Damn
Too bad she didn't die.
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Anon07/31/26, 13:03No.2078726
Teenagers taking stupid risks is a timeless part of human nature and since we don’t have “take this spear and sacred amulet and go hunt the bear, son” rites of passage, the darn kids will find outlets for these primal urges.
How common is subway surfing around the world? I’ve read about kids in Brazil riding on the tops of commuter trains and getting pulped, will do a bit of research.
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Anon07/31/26, 13:13No.2078729
https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/internacional/en/brazil/2024/11/rooftop-train-surfing-resurges-in-rio-raising-concerns.shtml
There’s also a popular video game in Brazil called Subway Surfers
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Anon07/31/26, 13:17No.2078730
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_surfing
A lot of this is “millions of Indians piled on a train” but there’s a section of recreational train surfing, with the most interesting part on post Soviet Russia.