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Anonymous09/16/24, 00:17No.2018683
>wears a rolex daytona while driving, just like paul newman Fine >wears a rain coat when it's raining, just like gene kelly Fine >wears gym shorts at the gym, just like wilt chamberlain Fine >wears aviators just because, just like val kilmer in top gun Fine >wears tacticool ballistic nylon cargo pants when working, just like steven seagal in under siege Fine >wears cycling shorts when cycling Whoa wait WHAT NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU TRYHARD WHAT IF SOMEONE THINKS YOU'RE LANCE ARMSTRONG AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT A PROFESSIONAL RACING CYCLIST THEN THE UNIVERSE WOULD EXPLODE NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Anon09/16/24, 00:20No.2018685
that's a nice custom bike funny to think how uncomfortable that guy would be on most standard setupshis bars are insanely high but he could still get reasonably aero with bent arms in the drops
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Anon09/16/24, 01:06No.2018690
Stop taking people who say stupid shit seriously.
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Anon09/16/24, 08:47No.2018722
He's a big guy
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Anon09/16/24, 13:29No.2018743
head tube taller than me jfc
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Anon09/16/24, 14:23No.2018748
rent free
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Anon09/16/24, 14:46No.2018752
Its enough to make me want to go win the tour de france in cargo shorts just to kill the industry
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Anon09/16/24, 15:30No.2018754
>Whoa wait WHAT NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU TRYHARD 90% cope from dorks that are afraid to wear lycra for whatever reason and 10% memes from dorks on 4chan dabbing on dorks that are afraid to wear lycra. as a fat guy that wears lycra: if you're looking at my dick or my fat ass in my riding bibs thats on you, fag. enjoy the show.
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Anon10/28/24, 01:49No.2023389
>wear a raincoat while it's raining >this is clearly because of gene kelly and not the rain
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Anon12/01/24, 17:18No.2026770
>>wears a rolex daytona while driving, just like paul newman goddamn thats a nice watch
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Anon12/26/24, 15:59No.2028747
Cyclists who wear lycra are like that kid who turns up for a kickabout in full football kit, including studs and shin pads. Except they're adults so the cringe is multiplied by 1,000,000.imagine you're going to take the car out for a spin, and you dressed up like Ayrton Senna on race day, even if you had a Ferrari everyone would know that you're a cunt.
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Anon12/27/24, 01:04No.2028765
bike shorts look fucking gay
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Anon02/13/25, 15:23No.2033855
why are his wheels so small
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Anon03/18/25, 05:12No.2036903
>watch autists has entered the chat Real time travelers like me wear two watches, one radio watch that syncs itself to the atomic clock daily for relative time and another basic bitch timex weekender to measure how much time I've dilated since epoch because I cycle so much I curve spacetime
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Anon03/29/25, 15:21No.2037618
What really gets on my nerves is how walkists can have a big ass northface logo on everything, runners can have whatever the fuck runners are into wearing now (brooks?) but my tiny tiny castelli scorpion in my crotch where no one can even see it is OMG RIDING IN TEAM KIT SPAMMED WITH LOGOOOOOOS WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SPONSORED LOSER FUCKING KILL YOURSELF STUPID FRED and this kind of behavior is encouraged by karens in the so-called cycling activist community, sorry for not spending the extra $200 for a "minimalist" product that does the exact same thing but doesn't have a logo?
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Anon05/09/25, 02:53No.2039934
just get a casioak
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Anon05/10/25, 01:59No.2040035
only the raincoat stuff is kinda fine
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Anon06/06/25, 02:15No.2042754
Where I live, basically everyone on the trail is in full kit. I feel like the one standing out by not doing that.
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Anon07/07/25, 21:49No.2047760
who the fuck are those people
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Anon07/08/25, 01:46No.2047778
>wears a rolex daytona buddy, the average person here can barely afford a Casio let alone a Rolex, who do you think we are?
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Anon09/04/25, 00:13No.2053056
Why is he on tiny wheels?
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Anon01/22/26, 21:14No.2064062
Why are there so many poors on this board? If you don't own any of the things in the OP there is something wrong with your life.
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Anon01/26/26, 01:05No.2064288
It just shows you how small a fan base cycling really has. Everyone who isn't into cycling basically thinks it boils down to who is riding the lightest bike. They know nothing about the rules, the strategy, etc.Among actual cycling fans, just about every one of them has a repro jersey of some sort, and they'll wear it to show they're part of a fan group.
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Anon02/13/26, 22:44No.2065693
Cheap watches are based, I have a collection that's 20-something strong now.
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Anon03/16/26, 11:43No.2067898
What if I wear cycling bib short BUT I pair it with a casual cotton tshirt?
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Anon04/03/26, 04:08No.2069476
>only dress in and ride marketplace/kijiji/thrift shop finds >repair it myself as required instead of replacing shit >coworkers, family, and even local business owners express concern for my mental health and level of radicalization jokes on them im one more crisis away from going full ted
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Anon06/11/26, 21:44No.2075681
I just don't want to dress like a faggot, desu.
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Anon08/04/26, 11:52No.2079014
I typically wear mtb shoes bib shorts an German army surplus t shirt I got for 3€ and a "gravel" helmet which is just a mountain bike helmet with the peak removed