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Anonymous10/24/26, 05:29No.43650316
Would you live in Our Town in real life?
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Anon10/24/26, 09:06No.43650653
Pro:
>ponies
>comfy-sized community
Contra:
>for Starlight's ideas to make any sense, it should take place in a world with late-season rather than early-season cutie mark mechanics. It's good to have a chance to do something about it, but I'd prefer to live in a world that didn't work like that to begin with
>Starlight canonically lies about her cutie mark, therefore it's safe to assume her ponies also lie to each other all the time because it's sort of how mimetic machines work, and I'll be tempted to become a lying bitch too, it would be a mess
>the MK-ULTRA shed
>once Twilight exposes Starlight and the town is left with no hope or purpose, most ponies would be crashing hard and I don't know if I have what it takes to keep them afloat. What's the stats on ex-cult members failing to course-correct and killing themselves, by the way?
>burned pastries
>and what's the deal with these arrow slits in place of windows, I only just noticed it, holy shit, do they get raided every Tuesday? Are there minefields around it too?
I'd say no.
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Anon10/24/26, 09:08No.43650660
No.
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Anon10/24/26, 09:23No.43650679
I wouldn't even live in an actual commie shithole, let alone a strawman of one.
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Anon10/24/26, 09:23No.43650680
Well I don't have a cutie mark, but I can still cook and sew better than all the ponies there. Starlight probably wouldn't be happy about me being more talented than all the ponies, and she'd also be frustrated that she can't make me equal with everypony else by sealing away my abilities. But since she's focused her whole ideology and propaganda on cutie marks, she has no perspective on non-pony creatures who can excel from one another without them. All things considered, Starlight is all bark and no bite, I'd probably make friends with her easily because she's actually a very lonely mare.
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Anon10/24/26, 10:11No.43650777
Eh sure why not.
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Anon10/24/26, 11:14No.43650878
YOU ALREADY LIVE IN OUR TOWN YOU MORON!!!!!!!!
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Anon10/24/26, 14:01No.43651207
Yeah looks comfy. Better than 90% of our world.
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Anon10/24/26, 14:04No.43651211
If you ignore all the other non-canon late season shit, and if you spiced it up with some color like picrel, I would make Night Glider my wife and plap the shit out of her daily.
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Anon10/24/26, 20:21No.43652218
Sure, for maybe a month at most. Like some kind of ascetic vacation.
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Anon10/24/26, 20:23No.43652224
>would you live in a 20th century cult?
No. Why would you?
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Anon10/24/26, 20:27No.43652246
With ponies, yes.
With humans, no.Simple as.
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Anon10/25/26, 02:43No.43653384
Rolled 79 (1d100)>Would you live in Our Town in real life?
If dubs I keep my cutie mark.
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Anon10/25/26, 05:14No.43653619
That's post-Poochie. So yea. I'd only consider living in commie Our Town if they went full Soviet and mandated public orgies. Might get me with that one. Maybe...
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Anon10/25/26, 05:22No.43653632
>In real life
No, why would I willingly lower my IQ while still being physically undesirable
>with ponies
Yes, just count the days till twilight shows up.
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Anon10/25/26, 05:23No.43653634
Honestly as long as I can go full hermit and nobody bugs me, I'd consider it.