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Anonymous09/23/26, 02:41No.43536778/GREEN/text General Thread - Finished Masterpieces edition
Previous thread >>43452531
This is your one-stop shop for greentexts.
Feel free to share some of your favorite greens, some of your most hated greens, or even some of your greens!
You could post greens that don't have anywhere else to go.
Want to write but don't know how? Here's some helpful links
>Elements of Style, by William Strunk
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/37134/37134-h/37134-h.htm
(More coming soon!)
Want a green but can't be bothered to write? /R/equest one! Just reply with your prompt and include an /r/ anywhere in your post. Some writefag will surely take a crack at it.
Writeniggers shilled so far
>KodiaKowboy
https://ponepaste.org/user/KodiaKowboy
>BlondieAnon
https://ponepaste.org/user/BlondieAnon
>Glimbrain
https://ponepaste.org/11138
>diatomic-ge
https://poneb.in/u/diatomic-ge
Green archives
>/green/ rentry (Original creator MIA)
>This rentry's goal is to link and regroup all green archives from several /mlp/ generals.
>They may be old, outdated, or incomplete. If you have suggestions for entry, please share them in the /green/ thread.
https://rentry.org/GreenArchive
>Whore Pony Thread green archive
https://poneb.in/u/WhorePonyThread
Greens written in last thread
>The Pain of Bumping
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43452531/#43487703
>Anon and Placeholder
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43452531/#q43507031
>Sex with Placeholder
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43452531/#q43509664
>Pregnant Placeholder
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43452531/#q43512182
>An Isekai of Sorts
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43452531/#q43516791
>The Communal Bump Green
/GREEN/
Suggestions for changes to the OP welcome.

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Anon09/23/26, 02:42No.43536782
Green anchor
Link greentexts into here and write a short synopsis of what the green is about.Greens linked in last thread>Dream Annotation, by Slasher Science
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43275128/#43356594
>Untitled Pastejam, by gumcobbler
https://ponepaste.org/8625
>Pink Regrets
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43173194/#43175861
>Raretriloquist Dummy
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43107278/#43145960
>Down from the Stars, by Lurkernon (Archive)
https://poneb.in/yxWP8uXQ
>It's Not Easy Being Pink, by Eppy
https://poneb.in/ey2a421Z
>Tempest Shadow's Troubles
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43438682/#43498490
>Anon's Heart Song
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43438682/#43502100
>/yandere/ Sally, by BlondieAnon
https://ponepaste.org/11973
>/jdb/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43434842/#43509786
>Teatfire (In Progress), by DaybreakerAnon
https://ponepaste.org/8199
>Bedbug
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43531669/#43532251

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Anon09/23/26, 02:44No.43536784
Communal Green Wishlist
Anchor for any greens you wish would continueEveryday Life With Guardsmares [https://ponepaste.org/5778] by TheManFromAnotherTime
Anon kills everyone, everything and everywhen [https://poneb.in/QDbJLy08] by PeteQ
This Heart That Fears [https://ponepaste.org/1102] by Ephemeral
A Noble Heart [https://ponepaste.org/4471] by Tight
Verity [https://poneb.in/V6XHRnkV] by Cloudruler
Monkey Business [https://poneb.in/P23JWXP3] by JazzTeeth
Work Hard, Play Hard, Die Hard [https://poneb.in/wzNQAYsh] by handsome_jew
Manos the hands of fate [https://poneb.in/QBMRbrPv] by HumanSuperiority
Bakery Slave [https://ponepaste.org/852] by sophosmoros
Demon Anon [https://ponepaste.org/1292] by Defiant
>Twilight Sparkle is addicted to Anon's cum.
https://poneb.in/search?query=Twilight+Sparkle+is+addicted+to+Anon%27s+cum.&searchType=PasteTitle&searchSource=Pastebin
>Shiny and Corona
https://poneb.in/9d5xtBD5
>Captain Anonymous
https://poneb.in/search?query=Captain%20Anonymous&page=2&searchType=PasteTitle&searchSource=Pastebin
>Equestrian Rehab
https://poneb.in/search?query=Equestrian+rehab&searchType=PasteTitle&searchSource=PonePaste
>Violet memory
https://poneb.in/3184
>Changeling Lifestyle
https://poneb.in/search?query=Changeling+Lifestyle&searchType=PasteTitle&searchSource=All
>Twilight's Secret
https://poneb.in/search?query=Twilight%27s+Secret&searchType=PasteTitle&searchSource=All
>Prince Anonymous & Young Celestia
https://poneb.in/Frkd19Lf
>A Journal Between Two Worlds
https://poneb.in/DzKW8ZdE
>Teatfire (In Progress), by DaybreakerAnon
https://ponepaste.org/8199

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Anon09/23/26, 02:46No.43536786
Communal Bump Green
Want to bump but don't want to just say "bump"? Add to the green! Additions must be only three lines long>Be Anon
>At Sugarcube Corner
>See Mayor Mare
>rape
>rape
>rape
>Veni
>Vidi
>Veni
>Post-nut clarity hits
>Every pony in Sugarcube Corner is staring at you
>They look various degrees of angry and horrified
>"Anon, what are you doing?" Pinkie Pie yells at you; she's standing in the middle of the stairs that lead up to her room, and looking shocked.
"You ordered a stripper, didn't you? I was supposed to come here and do my routine, so I---"
>"Well, yeah, I did hire you, but not for the customers. My party is in my room, silly. Come on, every pony is already up there waiting for you."
>You step over Mayor Mare's thoroughly raped body and make your way up the stairs to Pinkie's bedroom
>Open the door
>Get on th-what the fuck
>Pinkie is a dinosaur
>By dinosaur you mean her mane
>It's literally alive and trying to eat her
>"Anon!" She shrieks
>You have to move
>You leap towards Pinkie, arm - and cock - outstretched
>You lock Pinkie's mane in a chokehold in one smooth motion
>Somehow, in the chaos, your penis ends up in her mouth
>"ANO-mPHgH!"
>You lock Pinkie's mane into a chokehold, the hair creature thrashing and attempting to snap at your face
>You instinctively recoil to avoid its teeth, driving your hips forward in the process
>The struggle repeatedly forces your cock out and back into Pinkie's mouth, the head hitting the back of her throat as you wrestle with the beast
"I think it's finally getting tired," you say, her mane now going limp in your arms. "You can get off me now, Pinkie." Your dick is still poking the inside of one of her cheeks.
>You hear her moan below you and go "Mm-mmm!" as she gently shakes her head from side to side.
>She starts getting the giggles when she grabs your hips and pulls herself forward, digging her nose, which is now drooling with spit and your pre-cum, into your waist and swallowing your cock.
>The adrenaline from battle is beginning to wear off
>You shudder as you're hit with the pleasure from inadvertantly throatfucking Pinkie all at once
>Buried deeper in her maw than you've ever been before, you cum inside Pinkie Pie
>The other party-goers hear the commotion and come out from Pinkie's room to investigate; a small crowd of ponies, with Twilight at the front, watches from nearby as you slowly swab Pinkie's throat.
>Twilight looks over her shoulder, back at the other ponies. "Is this how bachelorette parties usually go?"
>"Only the good ones," Spitfire says before turning back towards Pinkie. "Move over, rookie, I've got next!"
>Your cock is icy cold for only a flash as Spitfire yanks Pinkie off your dick and immediately envelopes it in her chest fluff
>It's only now that you recall your employer's very specific instructions to not fuck the customers
"Wait, Miss, I can't-"

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Anon09/23/26, 03:16No.43536819
Forgot to add something about the green archiving work that one anon was doing. If he's here, let me know if you'd like something put in the OP of these threads, maybe a blurb about how to help the project
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Anon09/23/26, 04:54No.43536931
Didn't even notice the last one die
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Anon09/23/26, 12:37No.43537394
Posting this here since it could interest some anons:
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Anon09/23/26, 15:29No.43537643
Given they can count as resources, should I post links to my Horsewords & (You) panels? The three that come to mind focus on how to better learn a character's psychology and philosophy, how to learn that but for multiple characters and how they may interact, and how to start a story.
The oral storytelling panels are more examples of how you can have a sticking point and then just go. Probably won't post those. Next /mlp/con/marecon I'm planning on revisiting those topics since it's been a while since I did them and I've become less shit at discussing points.
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Anon09/23/26, 21:38No.43538230
Shilling myself again because the last thread died.
FoE warning.

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Anon09/25/26, 05:35No.43540820
Why did (You) start writing?
I, personally, started writing to prove that writefags were lazy bastards who couldn't finish their long form greens. Turns out writing was harder than I thought.
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Anon09/25/26, 19:56No.43542028
bump
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Anon09/27/26, 12:15No.43545328
two greens I did, both recently banished to the 'chive

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Anon09/28/26, 07:48No.43547257
If PonePaste added support for spoilers, would anyone use it?
[/mlp/thread/43544504#p43545920]
Asked it in the alt site thread.
Personally I don't see a reason to support it (spend the effort implementing it) because there are not many writefags left and I barely saw any use it when posting greentext.
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Anon09/29/26, 06:25No.43549493
I really gotta write more
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Anon09/29/26, 09:31No.43549690
>The "What if Vinyl Scratch was your sister" thread died
I kept hoping someone would write a green, but it didn't happen.

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Anon09/30/26, 19:04No.43552605
Another reason writefags are dying is because you can't make any money writing the way drawfags can with porn. I think a lot of the popular artists we have now wouldn't still be here if they didn't have Patreon accounts.
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Anon10/01/26, 03:54No.43553571
100th reply and it's not talking about greens. Get fucked, writecucks.
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Anon10/01/26, 16:19No.43554648
I'll save you.
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Anon10/02/26, 10:28No.43556510
another one I did, banished to the 'chive.
trigger warning: EqG
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Anon10/02/26, 18:53No.43557151
bump
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Anon10/03/26, 01:37No.43558095
>Flutterrape died again
big oof
one shit greens I did:

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Anon10/03/26, 15:27No.43559092
Taking requests. Gonna try to make them relatively short.
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Anon10/03/26, 17:35No.43559322
I do done a thing in /rgm/ with my old green (rewriting) . I left a bunch of random ideas/drafts in the old paste so you can look at how much I suffer from writingblockinitus.
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Anon10/04/26, 19:56No.43561443

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Anon10/05/26, 19:14No.43563466
>SNRRRTTT SNRT SNRT SNRTT
Unnnghhh!!
>Splat!
>You look down at your hand, covered in seminal fluid. It does not glisten, the light in the bathroom is not even directly from the sun. No, your bathroom has only a dark, off-blue hue from the ambient light of the day.
>You look at it for a moment, transfixed, then look back to the window sitting up by the shower wall. You can see the much more vibrant, endless blue sky out there.
>You look from it to the semen on your hand several times, before giving a deep sigh and sitting up off the toilet.
>The bathroom is just barely clean, or perhaps just barely dirty. Clothes litter the floor here and there, grime sits on only one part of the light switch, the sink...
>Whatever.
>You wash your hands and follow the motions.
>Outside of the bathroom, outside of your home, a group of two ponies is waiting for you. They've been waiting for you for the past forty-five minutes. The purplest amongst them looks to you, then between her white unicorn companion. They whisper something to eachother, you don't really hear what. You don't need to.
>"Please....?"
>"I'm sorry but there's REALLY nothing we can do about it.."
>"But..."
>She just shrugs her shoulders and hangs her head down, mumbling something. This sad exchange goes on between the two before you step close enough that the purple one stops the conversation entirely.
>"Hello!" She chirps, looking you up and down, grimacing for a second before she speaks again "You must be *Anon*....right?"
>"Oh, please tell me you are. We spent a really, REALLY long time trying to figure out how to find "earth" and I swear to Celestia if I messed up the coordinates again I'm going to scream...hahah, kidding! Kidding! I'm-I'm totally kidding."
Yeah, I'm Anon. This one to your left there is uh...
>"Rarity," the white unicorn responds, grimacing. "Charmed, I'm sure."
Sweet. Been waiting a real long time for you to come here.
>"Aheh...naturally..."
>"SO!" The purple one exclaims, stepping between the vision of you two "Is there - is there anything I can help with? Do you need me to explain a little of pony culture for you? Or...orrr....well...maybe we could talk about pony history and I could fill you in on..."
Nah.
>"Oh...but...well, it could take HOURS but..."
I said no, I don't need to know anything. The deal was pretty simple. Are you trying to queer it now you gargantuan purple faggot?
>"No," her face goes deadpan "Not at all, Mister Anonymous."
Then get the fuck off my property and back to your shithole.
>She looks to you, then to Rarity...then to you...then to Rarity. This goes on a while, before she just mumbles a soft 'Alright', leans in to hug the other unicorn and, soon enough, is gone.
>Rarity and you just stand there for quite some time. Neither of you saying anything. Occassionally you scratch your testicels, which catches her eye each time and always has her looking like she's about to vomit.

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Anon10/07/26, 23:54No.43568164
Thread dead
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Anon10/10/26, 01:21No.43576113
annibump
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Anon10/10/26, 09:51No.43578191
/R/equesting a green where (You) and Luna smoke a fat bowl, like [/mlp/thread/43562415#p43578137]

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Anon10/10/26, 12:24No.43578555
/R/equesting a sunset shimmer horror green with something like this premise:
https://youtu.be/TIsWng5E3mc?si=_ouMENdsab6pnLxZ
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Anon10/12/26, 08:41No.43591301
22 days later, and another one shit is finally in the 'chive
trigger warning: Dazzlings playing Mario party

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Anon10/12/26, 23:12No.43594986
>13 hours since last bump
Thank Faust for the anni
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Anon10/14/26, 10:23No.43605230
Any thoughts on AI writing?

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Anon10/15/26, 05:24No.43610328
been dropping my greens around on different generals, nice to finally consolidate them all:Butterblitz Homoslop - Flutterdash but Rule 63'd, many hot steamy gay sexuals occur.
1 - https://ponepaste.org/11898
2 - https://ponepaste.org/12043
3 - https://ponepaste.org/12189Dream Surfing - Little snippets of Princess Luna doing her job of making sure everypony sleeps tight.
1 - https://ponepaste.org/12008
2 - https://ponepaste.org/12051
3 - https://ponepaste.org/12073Green FN's Adventures - Autistic slice of life snippets from my OC's life in a gritty North Equestrian City.
Green FN meets her Batpony BFFs - https://ponepaste.org/11092 (this was one of my first greens and it shows)
Green FN, Deep Rest and Blue Dream make a Wawa Run - https://ponepaste.org/11385
Rebuilding Bridges - https://ponepaste.org/11768
Greenie's First Love - https://ponepaste.org/11875 (flashback to high school era Green, NSFW)all of these are added to when i see fit
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Anon10/15/26, 13:21No.43611729
>eqg
>fagshit
Maybe it's good that greens are dead
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Anon10/16/26, 16:54No.43618642
bump
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Anon10/16/26, 23:44No.43620900
bump
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Anon10/16/26, 23:53No.43620938
no way me too
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Anon10/17/26, 17:44No.43625203
Bump
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Anon10/18/26, 08:06No.43629656
>Have an idea for a twist in my green
>In order to execute it I have to invalidate previous foreshadowing
Fuck. Perhaps I could salvage it by repurposing the foreshadowing but still.
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Anon10/19/26, 13:05No.43636683
bump
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Anon10/19/26, 13:30No.43636909
Any greens about anon and fluttershy romance?
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Anon10/20/26, 03:53No.43640323
You writeniggers better write some hardcore horsefucking with this green
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Anon10/20/26, 13:08No.43641250
/r/equesting a sexy green where teenage Anon fucks an older Applejack, like pic related and maybe Pinkie too while he's dating Apple Bloom

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Anon10/20/26, 21:17No.43643272
>get home from work
>check up on what happened in your thread while you were gone
>do your chores
>eat
>chat with friends for a bit
>okay time to write
>check the time
>have to go to sleep in an hour and a half
>write a bit anyways
>the piece ends up disjointed and badPain.

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Anon10/20/26, 23:14No.43643710
no good greens here, crazy that.
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Anon10/21/26, 23:29No.43644228
>Board no longer frozen in time
Bump
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Anon10/22/26, 19:39No.43646329
BUMP
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Anon10/23/26, 03:26No.43647483
Dead thread, kill it
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Anon10/23/26, 23:33No.43649515
https://ponepaste.org/3569
Short green, maybe a 5 minute read. The writer is definitely creative, you can see that most in the dream sequence, but he struggles with visualization, I think. He doesn't really "see" the room his characters are in, if you catch my meaning. This could also just be a matter of underdescription, where the writer has a particular picture in his head but doesn't do the work needed to have the reader produce the similar picture in their own mind.
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Anon10/24/26, 03:57No.43650115
Hey dudes. I had a very bad day today, and tomorrow is gonna be just as long. May I ask for some green about Luna I can daydream about on my trucking routes? I don't want sexy thisNthat, i just want fun stuff like talking, doing fun activities, or getting into trouble. I like Luna and I want her to be happy for her own sake instead of constantly trying to prove herself to ponies either not there or not worth it, in a royalty job I'm pretty sure she doesn't even like. I want Luna to follow her dreams.
No humans pls. I came to mlp because ponies, i want not the disgusting human form.If no green, that's okay. I just hope you have a good day too. If my day is bad, I hope somebody else's day is good. Misery should not be contagious. Thanks dudes.
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Anon10/25/26, 00:47No.43653051
bump