wake up under a bridge in manehattan - /mlp/

Anonymous09/13/26, 19:27No.43515674

>wake up under a bridge in manehattan >penniless hobo stallion What would you do in this situation? How are bums treated in equestria?

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Anon09/13/26, 19:30No.43515683

>Eat grass and garbage >Harass schoolfillies walking home >Do a couple rapes to have some variety

Anon09/13/26, 20:06No.43515780

Sell myself on the streets to poor mares in need

Anon09/13/26, 20:12No.43515797

>rape

Anon09/13/26, 20:14No.43515802

I'd get the fuck out of Manehattan. Probably go be unhoused in a field somewhere, as nature intended. Harass schoolfillies. Do a couple rapes. You know, the usual.

Anon09/13/26, 20:16No.43515804

>doesn't specify the time frame time to predict Luna's return I guess

Anon09/13/26, 20:18No.43515809

>How are bums treated in equestria? Based on Trixie, not that well. Equestria has a fair amount of bullying in general and is pretty cliquish, so being a solo hobo instantly makes you an outsider. You really need to find a group.That said, it's not like there are any real consequences to the bullying>hates ponies >posts on pony board anyway What causes this behavior?

Anon09/13/26, 20:19No.43515818

roll around in the grass eat the grass go out to some spot in the vast unclaimed lands of Equestria and start a little farm (if earth pony)

Anon09/13/26, 20:20No.43515821

Who the fuck stole my penis?

Anon09/13/26, 21:57No.43516036

>what would you do Call OP a fucking homo

Anon09/13/26, 22:04No.43516061

Take a shit in front of Rarity 4 You.

Anon09/13/26, 22:08No.43516076

I would be my normal human self and I would crash at some random mares house where I plow her senseless with my superior human male stamina instead of paying rent as Celestia intended.

Anon09/13/26, 23:13No.43516272

Maybe rape some school fillies. Idk

Anon09/13/26, 23:47No.43516326

All anons must must be penisless to enter Equestria and this is why.

Anon09/14/26, 00:00No.43516349

Swindle some suckers, buy an imposing suit and a fake id, get hired as a cop.

Anon09/14/26, 05:00No.43516851

Follow the mane 6 so I get in every episode of the show.

Anon09/14/26, 05:32No.43516904

I assume homeless ponies in Equestria just live on the land in nomadic bands/herds that roam across the continent. Not feral but living what would be seen as a more traditional and ancient lifestyle than the ponies who live in permanent settlements.

Anon09/14/26, 05:40No.43516919

idk maybe i'd eat some grass and garbage, maybe harrass a couple schoolfillies walking home, maybe do a couple rapes for variety

Anon09/14/26, 08:06No.43517069

Can I be a homeless sage urban fantasy stereotype guy? Reveal to aspiring heroes secrets that ponies of the world are not ready to comprehend, and all that. I'm a bit too lazy to have adventures of my own, but I still want to be relevant.

Anon09/14/26, 17:14No.43517732

rob the nearest mare of her virginity while disguised as twilght sparkle

Anon09/15/26, 01:10No.43518738

>first post isnt about Anonstalion prostituting himself in RGRE for shame, I say!

Anon09/15/26, 18:36No.43520310

Well i'd get a job since I'd imagine Equestria would have well paying easy jobs and eventually get my own house and check out a cute mare and get married and have foals.

Anon09/16/26, 01:43No.43521460

rape mares

Anon09/16/26, 08:26No.43521944

learn some magic so I can be a cool wizard hobo that scares the locals when they come by or if im bored

Anon09/16/26, 19:40No.43522972

rape fillies

Anon09/16/26, 19:47No.43522978

Become a highway robber and start an outlaw gang

Anon09/16/26, 22:35No.43523374

live in a cave to improve my hermit wizard powers and put up a spell to repel any efforts by Pinkie Pie to get me to socialize

Anon09/16/26, 22:55No.43523426

As long as I'm a pegasus, I can live in a cloud and eat grass. It's the perfect off-grid life.

Anon09/17/26, 14:34No.43524757

Ambush and impregnate Trixie.

Anon09/18/26, 01:01No.43525861

swindle ponies for money so I can get myself a McMansion in Equestria

Anon09/18/26, 16:43No.43526873

eat grass

Anon09/18/26, 17:02No.43526910

Clean up and get a job. Hobos are only there because they want to

Anon09/18/26, 18:29No.43527109

>sitting on a park bench >eyeing little mares with bad intentHey Aqua Lung

Anon09/18/26, 22:19No.43527584

cum inside rainbow dash when she's asleep

Anon09/19/26, 05:15No.43528218

Beg for bits and get rich from it.

Anon09/19/26, 21:10No.43529271

break the kneecaps of twilight sparkle

Anon09/20/26, 19:05No.43531114

toll any pony crossing the bridge i sleep under

Anon09/21/26, 00:21No.43531778

Raid local ponyville houses for bits to buy a nice hat.

Anon09/21/26, 07:32No.43532428

Sleep.

Anon09/21/26, 10:47No.43532689

>What would you do in this situation? Get a job, it's really not complicated.

Anon09/21/26, 18:49No.43533441

sleep secretly in random mare's houses for fun

Anon09/24/26, 02:02No.43538600

Introduce the crust punk lifestyle to equestria be a homebum and blast rivethead https://youtu.be/2zcAsqSDqmY?is=4P1ECyLSHV2DUCsC

Anon09/24/26, 12:33No.43539367

build myself a nice small wood hut in a forest and i'll be set for life.

Anon09/24/26, 13:13No.43539420

I'd probably be underneath a bridge crying and drinking, eating free food whenever possible. I think I'd try my best to avoid drugs, those will fuck you up and keep you wherever you are in life. Best case scenario, I crash with a random person for long enough to get a job, and then rent an apartment from there.

Anon09/24/26, 13:26No.43539439

If i'm pegasi sleep in clouds. If i'm earth prostitute myself with mares. If i'm unicorn protitute myself with stallion

Anon09/24/26, 21:07No.43540066

I suppose marry a mare to get myself somewhere comfy.

Anon09/25/26, 00:40No.43540416

Slap mares buttcheeks for fun

Anon09/25/26, 06:55No.43540900

watchthe mane 6 save equestia and prevent s3 finale

Anon09/25/26, 12:51No.43541364

fuck pinkie pie's pussy.

Anon09/26/26, 00:52No.43542554

Get myself a nice bed to sleep on under the bridge.

Anon09/26/26, 02:20No.43542716

jerk off punks, 15 bits a stallion

Anon09/26/26, 12:54No.43543450

lick mare pussy for free

Anon09/27/26, 00:21No.43544447

Eat the flower burger twilight had in S1

Anon09/27/26, 02:51No.43544720

Find a library and make a spell to deny Twilight to become an alicorn.

Anon09/28/26, 05:10No.43547087

Hide Princess Celestia's cakes for LOLZ

Anon09/28/26, 14:30No.43547660

I wanna be the dracula of Equestria so ponies send their version of the Belmonts to battle me.

Anon09/29/26, 11:08No.43549795

eat grass all day so i can understand how good it is

Anon09/30/26, 22:02No.43552999

Start up a business like Playcolt or Playfilly and rack in the bits.

Anon10/01/26, 10:44No.43554056

invade zebrica for spices and sell them for $$$ in equestria

Anon10/03/26, 01:18No.43558055

america

Anon10/03/26, 06:44No.43558527

Be a robber and nick one item away from each pony to see how long it takes for them to find out.

Anon10/05/26, 05:39No.43562381

>Eat grass >Drink water >Stay clean >Pretend to not be a hobo >Go job hunting >Become a wagie >Try not to get killed by asshole ponies over some perceived slight

Anon10/05/26, 11:14No.43562745

Writing a green based on this thread

Anon10/06/26, 10:36No.43564924

Get a job with the Royal Guard and stand in like one spot for hours for easy bits so I can get myself a nice house.

Anon10/06/26, 21:27No.43565718

Ask for help from anypony I can and inevitably be given a job by some rich mare with whom I end up in a lifelong relationship, platonic or romantic. Ponies are pretty generous and I have the skills to be successful in the workplace. Worst case I get turned into a sex slave and raped like in Justine by the Marquis de Sade. Really I can't lose.

Anon10/07/26, 13:35No.43566781

Aren't apples like 2 bits? I'm sure you could sneak and take some apples from Sweet Apple Acres and then sell them at Manehattan or whatever and get the finance to buy a house.

Anon10/08/26, 13:27No.43569204

Get myself a nice suit and find my waifu and marry her.

Anon10/09/26, 00:09No.43570290

>smell mare musk and find the horniest mare to fug simple as

Anon10/09/26, 11:52No.43571078

make fun of whoa nelly for being fat and raid her food compartment so she goes back to being slim.

Anon10/11/26, 06:30No.43583713

Hide and spook ponies so they drop bits.

Anon10/13/26, 11:45No.43598252

Beg for bits I guess.

Anon10/13/26, 19:47No.43600330

>rape mares

Anon10/14/26, 02:13No.43602657

Do I have to stay as a hobo?

Anon10/15/26, 01:24No.43609342

I'd cry and then set up a charity so ponies can fund my addiction.

Anon10/15/26, 06:42No.43610544

I mean there's probably honest work for a Pegasus or unicorn but if I'm an earth pony options are limited

Anon10/15/26, 14:00No.43611896

>Wake up find mare mount mare start a family be happy

Anon10/15/26, 20:07No.43613181

Move to Ponyville and secretly sleep in Sweet Apple Acres and take a few apples to eat time to time, living the life.

Anon10/17/26, 18:03No.43625295

Just have sex with a mare, ez.

Anon10/20/26, 07:26No.43640678

Start up some basic stall in manehattan market selling what I can get to make a profit like a pawn shop.

Anon10/22/26, 00:48No.43644456

Marry the cutest mare ever and get myself a herd.

Anon10/22/26, 16:37No.43645939

>be a pony hobo >pony society is cliquish and doesn't care for the homeless >become resentful >decide to become a villain >go dumpster diving >acquire as many plastic bags as possible >start releasing them on windy days >watch as all the ponies panic, run and crash into each other >pony society is now being terrorized by plastic bags >mane 6 hear of the new villain, the plastic bag releasing hobo terrorist >they decide to apply disciplinary measures >rape

Anon10/23/26, 10:47No.43647991

I will go to bars and offer cute mares a nice drink that contains sleeping pills and bring them home to >rape

Anon10/23/26, 23:43No.43649539

Anon rape is fine but this other pony rapeslop is retarded

Anon10/24/26, 19:58No.43652140

set up a booth where a mare can pay 1 bit to kiss me, i'd be pretty rich from that.