princess applejack - /mlp/

Anonymous08/23/26, 19:53No.43459140Princess Applejack

It's been a year since it ended, it was a fun ride...

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Anon08/23/26, 20:06No.43459161

Do we have any stats for /pa/'s overall length? Would be funny if it's shorter than some popular fics kek

Anon08/24/26, 09:21No.43460437

My country princess

Anon08/24/26, 15:51No.43460939

What was this?

Anon08/24/26, 15:54No.43460946

It's been a year since I noted the Latin was wrong and it should be "Celestiam"...

Anon08/24/26, 16:22No.43461030

PA was such a great project that I think it deserves to have it's own archive so future generations can easily read the best damn story this board has ever created

Anon08/24/26, 21:09No.43461764

Admirable for the sheer tenacity at the very least. I also miss the Normal Norman threads. Those also developed their entire own ecosystem based on a single show meme.

Anon08/25/26, 09:57No.43463097

>Strawberry fag hating another thing he had nothing to do with.

Anon08/25/26, 10:19No.43463108

It feels like you're making fun of Applejack. (That's just how it came across to me.

Anon08/29/26, 01:08No.43473166

I don't think I ever really got Princess Applejack, I thought initially it was a bunch of short stories off an idea of Applejack being a princess. I always thought the "gem" that it quoted in every thread was silly and a little out of character, but good enough for a bunch of episodic stories. But it got so expansive, a bunch of arcs, references within it's own story, etc. That I never really stuck with itI fell off of catching up and maybe it's, ( and for lack of a better term) "Continuity Lock-Out" that got me to stand clear of it. But I'm glad that some people found something to cling to i guess...

Anon08/29/26, 03:04No.43473427

Okay but what if...

Anon08/31/26, 02:18No.43479211

This was almost canon

Anon08/31/26, 07:03No.43479646

Reading the first threads realizing that those are a decade old hits me like a truck, with some things being references to things that were new at the time. The Robot Invasion has a lot of Bioshock: Infinite (I honestly love that, I think the aesthetics fit pretty well), one anon name dropped the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer as inspiration and that just made me feel fucking old kek. And when discussion Cordyceps one anon goes, "Look up something called The Last of Us" and like man, where does time go...

Anon09/02/26, 17:43No.43486500

I really wonder what Lauren Faust would think of our collective insanity

Anon09/04/26, 17:52No.43492669

>AJ 2* "AJ" ~~~~~>Heya, Applejack, got a question for you."...somethin's off here.">What do you mean?"Anyone else see that? The little... thing up there?">Up where?"Wayyyy up there at the top, ya' see it?">I don't see what you're talking about."Iffin' ya' look real closely right there next to the big second one, you'll see it.">See what!?"Someone dumb enough ta' get fooled, Chrysalis.">...HAH!FWOOSH!"Ya' didn't even try for the accent.">Well I wanted to see if you improved from my Cadence days."When ya' pretended to be someone Ah' didn't even meet before then?">Excuses excuses, but I really did have a question about that place you hopped to."Yes, yer' a statue or dead in that world. Either or.">Alt-mes just can't compare, HAH! But seriously about the changelings."They turn into crazy colors and don't feed off love no more, they're just bugs.">So they lose out on the superpowers?"Genuinely don't know, they only fought one thing and it wasn't very impressive.">Lame! They are lame and not sexy! But I'm proud of alt-me for choosing death instead of rainbow colors."She lost control of her hive.">Well other mes can't all be me."So is that it? Ya' just came down here ta' pretend to be Two and ask about the other changelings?">Pretty much, I needed to kill like, thirty minutes and hey, hanging out with you is something I haven't done in forever."Has been a weirdly long time...">And no hammers to the face this time!"Well, ya' ain't left yet.">Meh, gimme another couple of seconds and Shiny will be out of the meeting."Ah. Ah' see, then what'cha planning to do?">...Really? Gonna be blunt here, rut him."Ah.">Bang him. Screw him. Toss him ta' the ground and have mah' way with him."Ah' get it.">Tell him ta' lean back and give him a spit shine. Give him a cloud walker spell and make it rain. Tell him I've stocked up on lozenges and let him take it from there."Ah' get it!">Take him inta the bath and make some bubbles. Stop him while he's walkin' around and tell him that's not the only hallway he could be inside. Tell him Ah' want ta' know what it would be like if AH' had the white coat."AH' GET IT!">Tell him Ah' wanted ta finally tell 29 what his size was, and Ah' don't have a ruler. Put on a maid outfit and make it dirty. Take a deep breath and tell him ta' pretend it's his birthday."AH' GETTT ITTTTTT!"~Chrysalis? You ready to go?~>Coming, Shiny!... Hey, Applejack."What.">That was all yer' fault."GAHHHHH!">WE WILL BE IN OUR BUNK, NO CALLS!"...so she can get the accent right..."

Anon09/04/26, 23:25No.43493502

>AJ 2 "AJ" ~???~ ~~~~~>S'cuse me, Applejack? Ah' gots another question."Yer' actually you this time, right?">Ah'm not old enough ta' get philomosofical witch'a. Pretty sure Ah' won't be old enough when Ah'm two hundred instead of just Two."Phew.">Anyway, can Ah' ask mah' question? Ah' don't wanna bug ya'. Heh. Bug."Pretty sure Celestia would've given every bit in the treasury to hear those words...">...bug?"No, Ah'... what's your question?">Oh! Right! How's the sun go up and down?"...Two-">Ah' meant in the not-future where there weren't no magic. Ah' just wanna be prepared iffin' ya'll get portalfwooshed again."Oh... can't.">Gaspeth! Ya' forgot ta' ask!? It's all yer-"Ah' asked, they just don't know why the sun keeps goin' up. Iffin' Ah' knew, Ah'd probably do somethin' similar here, that thing is heavy.">Ohhhhh... well, did'ja ask Mommylestia if there's a possible way?"Surely she would've just told us and saved us the trouble, wouldn't she?">..."...Gaddang it. Stand back."She does so, and a symbol appears between the two."Through space and stars Ah' bring the fold, reaching across vastness untold. Ah' conjure mah' power and the wings of the heavens may flut, now GET YER' FLANKS OVER HERE SUNBUTT-"~Were you trying to summon me via time and space!?~Celestia steps onto the balcony.~What in mother's name, Applejack!? Do not conjure me from time and space like that! I could be in the shower!~"...friggen wanted to show how good Ah' got as magic gaddang show stealer had ta' already be over here rassafrassa."~What is the problem?!~>Applejack Prime just wanted ta' know how'sabout we make the sun go up without one of us casting the spell.~You can't do that! You obviously can't do that! Hundreds of unicorns lost their magic forever trying to do that. If there was a way to do that, I would do that! There is no known way for anyone besides us to ever do that kind of spell!~"Huh. How'd they do it, then?"~No doubt it came at a terrible cost, likely the life of someone to cast a spell... for all of time. Perhaps that was what became of myself and my sister in that world, or perhaps that was where Twilight finally ended her rule. So many ways it could have ended... so many regrets...~>Shucks, Ah' thought they just used yer' watch.~...~"Yer' what now."~Er, I don't know what she's talking about.~>Ya' know, yer' watch that'cha put yer' power and Auntie Luna's power into! The one that made it so anyone can raise and lower the sun and moon, and ya' don't even gotta lose yer' own magic forever? Magic watch, ya' know!~...soooo-~"YA' HAD THAT THIS WHOLE TIME!?"~I mean... whole time is subjective-~"Ya'll got captured once a week for a stretch there and we would've been left in darkness forever, when the whole problem could be solved with a dang magic watch and it would've been ALL YER' FAULT!"~...for old times sake?~"Go ahead."BACKFLIP SPLASH"ALL YER' FAULT!">Ah' knew we missed one...

Anon09/05/26, 02:36No.43493924

>AJ2 "Applejack" ~??~ ~~~~>Ah'm back, and we gots a question!"Now, when ya' say we.">Hold up.She backs up, clears her throat, and gestures off to the side.>Presentin' her royal upness, the Firstborn sissy, Flurry Heart!Immediately she began playing on a trumpet that had not been there before, heralding forth the grumpy faced alicorn.~I told you, it's her Royal HIGHNESS! Firstborn ALICORN!~>PWPPP-that's what Ah' said!~And that intro was terrible!~>Auntie Pinkie ain't made it ta' trumpets yet, ya' should'a had me play the accordion. Ah' can do that!~That would sound awful as a royal presentation!~>Ah' also gots the bagpipes mastered!~THAT WOULD BE WORSE!~"Ahem."~WHAT!?~"Ya'll had a question?"~...Ahem. Princess Applejack, I would like to royally request information on your end regarding the legality of mind control spells.~"Oh no ya' don't."~I'm not saying I'm using them, I want to know if they're legal!~"No, they ain't."~You're sure.~"Yep."~Law in the books and everything?~"...yep."~You hesitated there.~"Ah' mean, surely, for all the flak Ah' gave her, surely ya' don't think Celestia-"~Wouldn't want to lock her up niece and student?~"...Who told ya' about that."~Smartypants con and a married couple mom 'helped', respectively.~"Ah' see. Ah' see."~...sooo?~"Ah' put it in the books when Buggo got here for what Ah'm hopin' are obvious reasons."~CURSES! I was born too late!~"Pretty much yeah, ya' missed out on so much of the good times."~Very well! With this, I shall depart oh Princess Applejack, thank you for being a gracious host of this meeting of the nations. Good day!~"..."~I need her to... you know, to do the thing to send me off.~>Ah' lost the little mouth piece for the trumpet. Ah' dunno where it went, just dropped and it's gone. Help.~UGGHGHGH!~In a huff, she stomps off."...ain't ya' gonna follow her?">Actually, uh, mah' question was more... ya' know how yer' sister used ta' do really dumb stuff and get on yer' nerves? How'd ya' keep her from blowin' herself up... or boppin' her...".......maybe ask someone else this one."

Anon09/06/26, 23:05No.43498876

I always avoided these threads back in the day because screw generals, but this is pretty fun. Was it always like this? I might hit up desuarchive and look at how this went back in the day. No idea who AJ2 is, but she seems fun

Anon09/07/26, 01:21No.43499120

>Applejack "Discord" ~~~~~Snap!"Well hello, Applejack! How nice to see you, and answering questions again I hear! I thought you gave that one a rest?">Eh, it'll pass."Oh ho! So doom and gloom, and probably correct. And-wait did you get over me!? How!? I can literally bend reality! I should be up there!">Leftover power."Drat and double drat, curse you finale! Well then! I shall merely ask my question and be on my way!">Don'tcha know everything anyway?"Clearly not, I don't even know how I work half the time when the show calls for it.">Kinda lazy."Chaos! The ultimate get out of explaining card! Here you go!"He gives her a card made of apples.>Haw."Anyway, I was just wondering what the immigration paperwork for my reality looks like?">Head on down the hall to the left, sixth building on the right, second window, say ya' want Immigration Form C dash oh oh three, then for the subsection tell them if ya' wanna import someone from there to Equestria, export to their realm, or if this is concerning goods and or services, they got different paperwork for each of those. Then you'll have to send it up to be reviewed, Ah'll make a priority of it iffin' ya' want, should be able to stamp it out approved or denied and send it yer' way in no time at all. Iffin' ya' got a specific question the folks at the counter are the best way to answer since they'll supply the needed form for what'cha got, but iffin' ya' wanna know certain things Ah' spose Ah' can just help ya' out a bit."...Y.. you really finished an entire legal framework for my chaos dimension?">Yep."Complete with import and export restrictions.">Listed and finalized."Do I have to pay taxes?">Not Equestrian soil."Aha! So I have to pay to travel!">We don't charge entry fees for the country, otherwise the dragons would revolt during the migration. It's easier just to charge you taxes on the goods, services and housing used here in the actual country than worry about trying to keep everyone out when several dozen other species can fly or, in yer' case, teleport."Oh... uh...">Got anymore questions?"More... terrified that this legality has completely destroyed my home dimension with order.">Pity, now who will Ah' call to not save the day and instead lecture me about not relying on your power?"...in fairness that was a whole other universe.">Don't rightly know what'cha mean, Ah' was just speakin' in them thar generalizations us country folk like ta' indulge due to our simple, not cosmically powered minds."...it's alright, I'm not showing up in that show either probably."SNAP>...worth it.

Anon09/08/26, 00:50No.43501334

>Applejack "Starswirld the Bearded" ~~~"Ahem, Princess Applejack? I have an inquiry for you.">...keep forgettin' yer' just walkin' around now, pony of legend just comes and goes."Is it the lack of beard? I don't know why I have a short beard. Every single depiction I have before this has a huge beard, I'm literally named "The bearded", but it's just a short thing?">Lazy is what it is."But that's irrelevant, I really just wished to know due to the recent ascensions-">Ah' absolutely would if Ah' could. That ya' aren't is a really weird oversight."I thank you, but apparently that isn't necessary, I'll do it myself if you'll assist me.">Beggin' yer' pardon? How do you plan ta' do that?"Why, the same way your friend did, of course. Apparently Princess Twilight ascended merely from completing one of my spells.">...A...ah... right..."Very odd, isn't it? I completed dozens if not hundreds of spells myself! Including my spell to send one back in time, and I even solved the paradox conundrum by creating a stable time loop with the spell! But apparently that one just wasn't as impressive as it seemed. Oh, the irony of apparently being sucked into Limbo just before I could complete the one spell that would make me an alicorn. Fate is quite cruel sometimes.">Right, but uh... Twilight already completed it."Exactly! So I just need to see her notes real quick, finish the spell myself, and away I shall go! Or fly, rather. Eh?">Ah' mean Ah' think that was just who completed it first."...Applejack, that is ridiculous, are you implying the completion merely unlocked some sort of reward that only works once?">Kinda seems that way."But, I completed dozens! Dozens! And I never received such a reward!">Guess it was just the one?"...you're fooling with me, aren't you?">Ah' wish Ah' was this is a very uncomfortable conversation."You're telling me, that Twilight, FINISHING my spell that I almost entirely made, is more deserving of ascension than my near completion of it and finishing dozen other spells!?">...Ah' guess?"...">Sorry."...This is for not lifting that spell that would let you finally mate, wasn't it, Celestia?"~I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY!~>Ah' knew it would be all her fault somehow!

Anon09/08/26, 19:37No.43502942

You fools have obviously forgotten the most importantest of things for her to learn... The Culinary Arts... then using the power of love and TWIENCE she will make... The PERFECT MALLY>OH BUGGIN BRITCHES WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG!?!?!?"Of course, its was always going to be YOU who I must defeat for the good of the Realm, Sister!">Now is NOT the time! Grab ah mop or something!"Fiend! You will not trick me into- Oh, wow it's getting REALLY big... Did it just EAT the desk!?">Ah should of known I took after Caddy in the kitchen! IT'S ALL MAH FAULT!

Anon09/09/26, 14:22No.43504797

Anon09/09/26, 17:16No.43505309

Is it back?

Anon09/11/26, 01:49No.43509313

>Applejack "Glimmer" 'Salt' (Shining) {Celestia} ~Judge~ *Cadence* ~*PUT ME DOWN!*It wasn't the most surprising thing that happened today, and that truly spoke volumes of the poor mental state of this entire courtroom. They could only look on, gobsmacked, as Princess Rarity, surnamed Princess of Spite, dragged the Princess of the Love herself out of the court kicking and screaming in hoofcuffs.*It was the right thing to do! You don't know how deceptive that doll is!*Rarity, in turn, prepared to tell her to "Tell it to the judge", only to be reminded by the thunk of a head on a podium that, indeed, the judge had been told. Likely a different one would hear it again, admittedly, she knew how court cases worked like every middle class white pony with free time.*IT WAS WORTH III-*The door was shut, and there was silence.>...huh."Is Rarity, like a cop or something? Did I miss that?">She became essentially a Princess who polices the wealthy, yeah. Guess that counts for royalty?"...and she hasn't arrested all of you yet?">Guess she's figurin' "Starting from now, darling."."You are weirdly good at that.'AHEM.'Their attention finally taken back to the stallion marching down the isle, they could only stare as he went right up to the gate. Then stopped completely, in observation of courtroom etiquette regarding entering the well. Less to do with the idea that the bailiff seemed as though he could take on an alicorn solider, and more to do with someone having put the baby's high chair right in the front of the door.'First off? Poor placement, that's what that is right there, big negative mark on an otherwise pretty good universe.'(Oh yeah, it does look nice, doesn't it?){Very unconsumed by the forces of darkness.}'AHEM! I would like my baby back, please!'The judge just stared. Openly, brazenly, stared. And not because he was checking the stallion out, he had gotten that out of his system with the nicer version years ago.~So, let me get this straight. In addition to considering the argument of the biological mother who was the sole custodian a mere day ago, a father who is only a father due to cosmically melding with their alternate universe self against his will, I must now take consideration of the biological in control father who does not even live on this plane of reality? Am I getting that right.~As one, all five ponies shrugged. The baby was content just to keep hugging the dirty doll with a bullet hole in their head, as babies so often did.~Mister Shining Armor the second-~'Wait, why am I the second?'~I will dub you Shining the third if you interrupt me in my courtroom again.~He did not, for he wasn't that dumb despite contrary evidence.~As I was saying, mister Shining Armor, the second, am I to take it you now believe you deserve full custody of the child?~'Yes.'He could feel the headache begin to burn, and knew it would never end.1/3