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Anonymous08/09/26, 15:12No.43422116Kinderquestria/Anon in Pone Prison #80 - you have my ear citizen edition

Previous thread:>>43289275 Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630

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Anon08/09/26, 17:58No.43422374

Anon08/09/26, 22:08No.43423063

Anon08/10/26, 07:59No.43423804

Anon08/10/26, 14:03No.43424164

Anon08/10/26, 19:56No.43424923

It's not even a holiday and yet the mares are booming. what do?

Anon08/10/26, 22:20No.43425273

Anon08/11/26, 00:59No.43425591

Anon08/11/26, 03:43No.43425937

Anon08/11/26, 08:10No.43426254

She comes bearing strange gifts

Anon08/11/26, 14:02No.43426669

Morn

Anon08/11/26, 22:39No.43427764

Anon08/12/26, 01:07No.43428031

Anon08/12/26, 08:21No.43428616

Anon08/13/26, 02:07No.43430363

>Anon won't take his cootie shots

Anon08/13/26, 06:26No.43430812

Boop

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Anon08/15/26, 01:53No.43435077

Anon08/15/26, 08:52No.43435592

PWEB

Anon08/15/26, 13:56No.43435895

Postbed

Anon08/15/26, 16:54No.43436258

Evil has been vanquished

Anon08/15/26, 22:20No.43436955

Filly scouts!

Anon08/16/26, 01:17No.43437355

Anon08/16/26, 03:48No.43437624

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Anon08/16/26, 16:22No.43438705

Boopa

Anon08/16/26, 18:58No.43439123

Peetzer

Anon08/16/26, 22:17No.43439737

>Bechdel McMiggens is MINE! >No, MINE! >MAH! >MAH!

Anon08/17/26, 00:15No.43440061

Anon08/17/26, 09:00No.43440985

another heat wave is pegging my ass so have a college twilight

Anon08/17/26, 13:35No.43441386

Anon08/17/26, 21:44No.43442057

Bep

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Anon08/19/26, 05:28No.43447021

Anon08/19/26, 05:35No.43447032

the simple joys of a walk on the trail

Anon08/19/26, 07:37No.43447172

Anon08/19/26, 15:19No.43447933

Anon08/19/26, 15:57No.43448056

>CONFOUND THOSE PONIES NEXT DOOR!

Anon08/19/26, 17:54No.43448459

Board too fast

Anon08/19/26, 18:51No.43448666

Anon08/19/26, 22:14No.43449330

refreshed bloom

Anon08/19/26, 23:29No.43449579

boop

Anon08/20/26, 12:38No.43450814

Anon08/20/26, 15:27No.43451029

Anon08/20/26, 20:40No.43451731

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Anon08/21/26, 01:16No.43452319

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Anon08/21/26, 17:50No.43453715

What has her so excited?

Anon08/21/26, 19:53No.43454050

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Anon08/22/26, 07:50No.43455721

pweb

Anon08/22/26, 14:37No.43456363

Neen

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Anon08/25/26, 07:25No.43462975

pwebb

Anon08/25/26, 17:34No.43463867

Anon08/25/26, 19:09No.43464118

Anon08/25/26, 19:40No.43464241

>SCP - 536 >Object class: Safe>Description: >SCP 536 is a leather pouch containing a set of 15 metallic rods, collectively referred to as SCP 536-1, and two bent, flattened metallic shapes, henceforth referred to as SCP 536-2 >The pouch is made of genuine leather, and by tanning analysis, it was determined to be cow's leather, stitched together with a hard to replicate sewing pattern, as it seems the entire spool is threaded through the stitch each time. >All instances of SCP 536-1 consist of a relatively straight metal rod with a bent, curve, or saw-like deformation at the tip. >SCP 536 is completely mundane, aside from its superequine ability to open closed doors or locks and extremely precise craft. >See Addendum 1 - Usage, for more information.>Containment Procedure: >Due to its inert nature, SCP 536 can be kept in a standard safety storage box in whatever site it is deployed to. >No more than 3 keys to this box are to be produced at any one point, and must be distributed to O5-3 RTY, Head of Foundation Research Anonymous, an the agent designated to use SCP 536.>Notable Uses: >Opened Princess Celestia's Vault after she locked her keys inside. >Opened O6-1 TS's Pretty Purple Pony Princess-grade lockbox. >Bypassed the magilock in one of GoI HAND's safe-houses. >Opened [REDACTED]'s containment chamber after agent [REDACTED] got [REDACTED] in a [REDACTED] testicles obliterated [REDACTED]. Agent [REDACTED] survived the ordeal and made a full recovery.>Addendum 1 - Usage >SCP 536-1 or "lockpicks" must be used in tandem with one of the two SCP 536-2 or "tensors" whenever required. >A "tensor" is placed on the bottom or top half of a keyhole and pushed counterclockwise. At the same time, a "lockpick" is used to manually push the keyhole pins upward to their released position. >Once all the pins are in their released position, the lock pops open as if a key, or unlocking spell was used. >Simultaneous use requires near-superequine dexterity, and thus can only be performed by trained pegasi or micro-manipulation-specialized unicorns, as tensing too much, too little, or not wielding the "picks" properly inhibits the process.>Addendum 2 - Deployment: >Due to its completely mundane nature, SCP 536 can completely bypass any magilock on a door, up to and including Solar-level magilocks, such as the ones in Princess Celestia's vault. >Active users must be overseen by no less than 2 agents that passed the keychain test (1).>(1): Agents are given a set of 10 numbers to remember, then a set of jiggling keys are shaken in front of them for 10 minutes. Test is considered passed if the agents can recall all 10 numbers, or if they succeed in ignoring the keychains altogether.

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Anon08/27/26, 03:30No.43468135

Anon08/27/26, 08:08No.43468443

prior to retiring to my bedchambers

Anon08/27/26, 15:02No.43468999

Anon08/27/26, 18:46No.43469460

Anon08/27/26, 21:43No.43470142

JANE THE CUDDLER IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN!

Anon08/28/26, 00:08No.43470555

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Anon08/28/26, 08:16No.43471301

Posting red-eyed celestia in honor of my eye being itchy for no discernable reason

Anon08/28/26, 16:40No.43472010

Pobb

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Anon08/29/26, 07:46No.43473959

>Applejack could, in fact, eat all those fucking apples

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Anon08/31/26, 01:17No.43479068

Inspired by [/mlp/thread/43441781#p43472566] in the Spitfire thread:>"MEDIC!" >You're running before you hear the shouting. >Nobody could've missed that fall, but one of the team still flies up to you anyway. >"Doc! Doc, quick, Spitfire crashed! Do you have your doctor bag? You do, good. OK, it's just this way, yeah, okay, you're heading in the right direction..." >You wave away the concerned pegasus floating around your head as you jog towards the crash site. >You're Doc Anon. >Not actually a certified doctor in this or any other reality. >You had some basic bitch first aid training on Earth, which means that here you're qualified to be the Wonderbolts' primary field medic. >Although 90% of your medicine consists of band-aids and headpats. >The other 10% is just keeping these little dumb balls of hyperactive joy entertained while they sit in hospital. >Initially you made an effort to learn pony anatomy and shit just on the off chance that one of the cute little fuckers actually managed to break something, but you quickly realized there wasn't much point. >Not only is all of their medicine just a bunch of placebos and shit to make ponies feel better from their little ouchies, there doesn't seem to be any risk of real injury. >Crushing, burning, freezing, terminal velocity, deafening volumes, explosions... nothing seems to kill them or cripple them for very long. >They don't even seem particularly bothered by it half the time, treating third-degree burns as a minor annoyance. >You remember when Rainbow Dash crashed into that tree. Under conventional physics, her wing should've been ripped clean off, or at least pulverized to the point of needing some serious reconstructive surgery. >Instead, the wing was entirely intact, just kind of... misshapen. >The cure was bandages, juice boxes, and bedrest. >Of course, Rainbow being Rainbow, that was still almost impossible, but she got through it and was soon flying again like nothing happened. >Since then you've seen dozens of crashes from the team, with similar results. >You're not entirely sure if they even have internal organs, they seem to just be made of magic and sugar and spice and whatever. >No matter what happens to them, they just slowly return to normal. >It's like a combination of Wile E. Coyote and the T-1000. >But that doesn't mean you can't take your job seriously. >Despite their invulnerability, ponies are fearful, and if there isn't an authority figure in a white coat there to tell them everything is going to be alright, they can be prone to panic. >And right now, panic would be very bad.

Anon08/31/26, 07:37No.43479675