spike x rarity is cute and all but i dont know - /mlp/

Anonymous08/04/26, 16:46No.43410556

Spike X Rarity is cute and all but I don't know why Princess Celestia allowed this, are there no laws for dragons or Rarity should go to jail?

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Anon08/04/26, 17:48No.43410712

There are no laws for interspecies sex, but there are laws against pedophilia, so Rarity's going to jail.

Anon08/04/26, 17:50No.43410719

Equestria is libeal so it is okay as long as it is wholesome and positive for both parties.

Anon08/04/26, 17:51No.43410722

Friends of Twilight are allowed to do as they please by decree of Celestia, so baby dragon fucking is allowed.

Anon08/04/26, 18:31No.43410810

dragons are the personification of greed, she's the personification of generosity, they are perfect for each other!

Anon08/04/26, 18:34No.43410817

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE DRAGONS, BATMARE

Anon08/04/26, 20:02No.43410987

Twilight's canon reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcNHO_dQB7I

Anon08/04/26, 21:37No.43411180

He got the mare at the end

Anon08/05/26, 07:01No.43411859

Powerful women in the world of fashion always date younger men, it's natural.

Anon08/05/26, 13:23No.43412259

Probably the oldest MLP Ship that didn't got the axe. Both characters stayed single in the future, and Rarity was put the closest to Spike, nothing was confirmed, but also nothing was deconfirmed like any Pinkie Pie ship that weren't with Cheese Sandwich. Basically, Sparity fans got to keep on living.

Anon08/05/26, 19:12No.43412835

If Spike had been in an anime, his interactions with the Mane 6 would have been very different.

Anon08/05/26, 20:27No.43413040

Anon08/05/26, 20:55No.43413105

>Spike X Rarity is cute It really is and based. I loved how it always made all the moralfags seethe so hard. >noooo you can't just put a pony and "baby dragon" together >"meanwhile they leave Spike alone to take care of all the animals" I hate moralfags so fucking much. It's fucking cucked attitude especially since it's playing right into the hands of those who think you shouldn't dream about wanting to fuck Twilight Sparkle because "its hecking zoophilia" or some shit.

Anon08/05/26, 21:02No.43413126

>ywn be a mares shota

Anon08/05/26, 21:07No.43413137

>Ara ara Spikey wikey-kun

Anon08/06/26, 14:07No.43414647

Not counting the final episode, how old was Spike at the end, in this form? We know he's "a baby dragon" in season 1.

Anon08/06/26, 16:28No.43414851

I wanna see more cute fanart of Spike X Rarity

Anon08/06/26, 19:41No.43415357

Silly anon, dragons aren't people.

Anon08/06/26, 20:16No.43415451

Spike represents us

Anon08/06/26, 21:03No.43415592

Let's be honest, if you one day woke up and you were Spike, what would you do?

Anon08/07/26, 04:28No.43416431

Honestly I wouldn't be able to resist burning things with my flame breath like in a videogame.

Anon08/07/26, 06:27No.43416559

>Anon in Ponyville the second he becomes Spike

Anon08/09/26, 02:44No.43420966

princess celestia has very strange views on the young

Anon08/10/26, 17:10No.43424514

Anon08/11/26, 01:52No.43425697

Anon08/11/26, 06:38No.43426159

from the draw thread

Anon08/11/26, 07:03No.43426190

Hasbro don't give a fuck about Spike and Rarity being pedo they constantly had pages in official colouring books and valentine day cards for kids

Anon08/11/26, 14:02No.43426668

The only reason you care is because /ss/ pedoshit There is none of adult spike/rarity

Anon08/11/26, 16:49No.43427013

Canon ending of the show right here

Anon08/12/26, 02:50No.43428200

Does she have any real chemistry with Rarity in the show though?

Anon08/12/26, 06:40No.43428490

And their colors match very good, white and purple are very pleasant together. Same with Purple and Green, right Piccolo?

Anon08/13/26, 00:06No.43430160

A challenger appears!

Anon08/13/26, 13:31No.43431125

Anon08/13/26, 19:59No.43431690

Since inter-species coupling does not produce offspring there is no existential threat that needs mitigation.

Anon08/13/26, 21:23No.43431924

You know, is kinda funny to think that 10-15 years ago, most of the fandom people I knew was ok or even shipped Sparity, heck even official merchandising teasing about it, but say you like that ship you get the fucking inquisition tagging you as a pedophile/groomer.>Pic relatedThis is an actual official vector from Hasbro that was used on pony merchandise back in the day

Anon08/14/26, 02:30No.43432446

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/12/26/3736165.gifMan, George Garza has been definitely a blessing when it comes to Sparity content.

Anon08/14/26, 06:40No.43432814

they cute no matter what version

Anon08/14/26, 16:09No.43433594

Do you think she made the Rarity plush for him? do you think it's like the Lyra plush?

Anon08/14/26, 20:53No.43434271

Don't forget the part in the MLP manga where Spike sneaks into the "Rariverse" and doesn't want to leave.

Anon08/14/26, 21:21No.43434320

Remember how a huge part of Sparity fans were women? But now that society has told them "it's le bad ackchually" they're all gone? Do women even have opinions of their own, or does their entire being revolve around toadying to the majority opinion?

Anon08/15/26, 14:56No.43435970

Anon08/15/26, 20:42No.43436676

How would they put laws on dragons? Spike is one of 2 dragons ponyville has ever seen. Plus ponyville is a town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere on the edge of the rape and kill you forest.

Anon08/16/26, 13:55No.43438433

Who caught them? What happens now?

Anon08/16/26, 17:03No.43438783

Rarity grindset.

Anon08/16/26, 20:58No.43439539

If she kisses him he will turn into a Pony?

Anon08/17/26, 01:35No.43440291

Anon08/17/26, 06:35No.43440797

Anon08/17/26, 10:14No.43441060

>"Look darling, i'm just saying, giving birth is gross, it's dirty, it's too much" >"However, laying an egg? Clean, classy, more of... Well, of my style"

Anon08/17/26, 12:56No.43441329

there's nothing wrong about loving a miner

Anon08/17/26, 18:52No.43441669

Anon08/18/26, 02:27No.43442864

bump

Anon08/18/26, 03:42No.43443059

Anon08/18/26, 10:21No.43443729

This ship really pisses off leddit, even if you say you ship them after the time skip

Anon08/18/26, 10:42No.43443749

>Sparity non canon slop ship

Anon08/18/26, 12:58No.43444097

Cute and canon!

Anon08/18/26, 15:31No.43444497

Any good Sparity videos on youtube?

Anon08/18/26, 17:38No.43444873

Anon08/19/26, 02:30No.43446611

Spikey wikey~

Anon08/19/26, 13:30No.43447650

This ship is at it's funniest level when it's their EG counterparts

Anon08/19/26, 21:00No.43449095

Anon08/20/26, 06:38No.43450409

This must have been awkward to explain.

Anon08/20/26, 13:20No.43450876

Anon08/21/26, 06:30No.43452778

this thread is what having an absent mother does to an anon :^|

Anon08/21/26, 19:19No.43453963

Anon08/22/26, 08:46No.43455827

Anon08/22/26, 09:02No.43455864

I'm convinced the only reason Spike x Rarity ship gets sometimes a lot of shit is because of yuri tards. They can't stand hetero ships and they will do and say anything to make sure those don't happen. Spike being a "kid" and Rarity being an adult is their perfect way to try and shame everyone by calling them pedophiles and child molesters if they see you supporting it or liking it same way they also shame those who like incest even it's yuri like Celestia x Luna. I have heard Twilight x Celestia also gets shat on because they are like "family" or Celestia being a "groomer" or some other dumb shit. It's literally just no fun allowed.

Anon08/22/26, 14:01No.43456279

Dancing in the rain!

Anon08/22/26, 21:21No.43457324

New Sparity by @miscuitsXD

Anon08/23/26, 09:55No.43458263

Anon08/23/26, 14:57No.43458579

Anon08/23/26, 19:25No.43459090

Anon08/23/26, 20:49No.43459240

This episode was kinda crazy for doing this.

Anon08/23/26, 23:17No.43459530

it's cute if you're a pedophile.

Anon08/23/26, 23:39No.43459564

Anon08/24/26, 12:51No.43460625

Sorry Rarity but Spike is taken and you don't get any say in the matter. Neither does he for that matter.

Anon08/24/26, 17:38No.43461187

Unironically the most beautiful and cutest romance they had in the whole show, thought they didnt had much competition.

Anon08/24/26, 18:14No.43461238

slut

Anon08/24/26, 20:51No.43461684

Anon08/25/26, 04:41No.43462773

Anon08/25/26, 16:57No.43463769

Give Rarity some privacy, please.

Anon08/25/26, 18:56No.43464071

I think Spike is the kind of guy that would watch a shitty soap opera with Rarity just as an excuse to spend more time with her, thinking the soap opera is dumb as fuck. And ten episodes later he's crying with her while eating ice cream claiming that the maid protagonist in love with the duke is literally him somehow.

Anon08/25/26, 21:30No.43464517

Anon08/26/26, 14:16No.43466283

Anon08/26/26, 16:26No.43466564

I barely can find fanart of them getting married

Anon08/26/26, 21:42No.43467271

Anon08/26/26, 22:06No.43467341

Anyone seen this "art" before?https://twibooru.org/2973712Imagine having such a deeply blackened soul that you'd create vile shit like this.

Anon08/27/26, 17:58No.43469355

>/ss/ thread >Jew comes in to post licking asshole cuck porn This is why Hitler hated jews

Anon08/27/26, 21:35No.43470104

Anon08/28/26, 05:50No.43471130

Anon08/28/26, 06:07No.43471160

ok but what if

Anon08/28/26, 10:24No.43471447

Rarity testing 100 new lipstick colors on Spike's face

Anon08/28/26, 13:22No.43471644

this is them

Anon08/28/26, 13:48No.43471680

https://sortr.io/sorter/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-ships-fesuu Which one of you did this?

Anon08/28/26, 22:07No.43472724

Equestria Girls but epic

Anon08/29/26, 14:53No.43474561

Celestia would never stand in the way of love.

Anon08/29/26, 18:46No.43475077

Imagine being jealous of yourself from another world.

Anon08/29/26, 21:54No.43475459

Anon08/30/26, 16:07No.43477347

Anon08/30/26, 21:56No.43478476

Rarity ages like fine wine

Anon08/31/26, 06:40No.43479627

imagine being Spike here!

Anon08/31/26, 19:29No.43481034

any good Sparity fics?

Anon08/31/26, 21:34No.43481548

Anon09/01/26, 06:19No.43482736

Anon09/01/26, 15:13No.43483389

Anon09/01/26, 17:58No.43483802

So, you think they are having a baby before getting married or after getting married?

Anon09/01/26, 20:52No.43484398

Anon09/02/26, 17:01No.43486423

Anon09/02/26, 19:37No.43486863

can I post hooman too?

Anon09/02/26, 20:59No.43487197

Anon09/03/26, 01:41No.43487850

Thanks to her status as an element of harmony Rarity is *just* important enough that she gets the ol' classic catholic priest "transferred to somewhere else" treatment.

Anon09/03/26, 06:42No.43488309

Anon09/03/26, 12:57No.43488829

>In the middle of the night, the castle of friendship begins to shake >The Castle of Friendship starts shaking violently >Twilight desperately covers her ears with a pillow >"Oh darling! That's it! Pull my hair and ruin my perfect mane!" >"I didn't know dragons were this big! Oohh yeaaah! Oohh shiiit aaaaahhh, by Celestia, keep going!!!" >Hours later, a massive roar echoes through all of Ponyville >The castle stops shaking >"Finally..." Twilight whispers >... >.... >The castle starts shaking all over again >"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!!"

Anon09/03/26, 17:21No.43489326

Anon09/03/26, 20:23No.43490085

Anon09/04/26, 02:15No.43491052

It's not Rarity's fault for Spike constantly simping for her

Anon09/04/26, 06:32No.43491488

Anon09/04/26, 16:53No.43492523

What does Twilight think of Rarity corrupting her adoptive little brother/son?

Anon09/04/26, 20:34No.43493092

This one is cute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qJI2V8CF0o

Anon09/05/26, 06:16No.43494290

This is not /v/, Anon, if you want Sparity thread, you can start one without the outrage bait.

Anon09/05/26, 07:56No.43494411

Anon09/05/26, 13:45No.43494984

Anon09/06/26, 03:09No.43496674

Anon09/06/26, 03:53No.43496737

Spike deserves better than someone who just uses him as a tool. He just needs to find a cute dragon girl to settle down with.

Anon09/06/26, 16:49No.43497983

Anon09/07/26, 05:53No.43499484

God i wish that were me.

Anon09/07/26, 14:52No.43500134

Rarity when no one is around Spike so she can do crimes to him

Anon09/07/26, 18:47No.43500616

I don't know why Sparity makes me feel butterflies in my stomach, seeing them happy together and in love makes me happy.

Anon09/07/26, 23:46No.43501242

Adorable little Spike!

Anon09/08/26, 04:35No.43501753

I find the idea of this outcome amusing (not trolling, I think Sparity is fine)

Anon09/08/26, 08:06No.43501996

I think Spike would get along perfectly with Rarity's parents who are almost the opposite of Rarity, with her dad he would Talk about hoofball and help him with the BBQ, while Rarity's mom would keep feeding him and he never rejects the food. Meanwhile Rarity would get a long perfectly with Spike's parents (Twilight's parents), since they are refined ponies from Canterlot, she would instantly fit. And I think that's kinda funny.

Anon09/08/26, 20:19No.43503052

J*nnoids seething.

Anon09/09/26, 02:22No.43503721

Anon09/09/26, 12:36No.43504497

I think is funny that most of the show is Spike thinking that he's not good enough for Rarity, while the show shows you that Rarity is the one not good enough for Spike. Hopefully she will realize someday and she will try to make things right.

Anon09/09/26, 14:07No.43504728

Rarity showing to Spike her collection of "bad dragon" dildos. What's Spike's reaction?

Anon09/09/26, 16:13No.43505072

Anon09/09/26, 18:51No.43505617

>Rarity entered the Castle of Friendship holding a little bag. >"Good morning, Twilight dear, I came to give Spike a few little gifts." >"Oh Rarity, Spike is taking a nap right now, but thank you, that is very generous of you." >"Yes, well, I will leave it here then. They are just basic things, a toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, a breath spray... I don't know if he already had these things, but make sure he uses them!" >"Oh... I didn't know you were so concerned about my brother's oral health." >"It's just that his breath is such a nuisance when we French kiss, although... boy, what a tongue he has, unf..." >"YOU WHAT WITH SPIKE?!"

Anon09/10/26, 13:53No.43507597

Anon09/10/26, 15:28No.43507806

Women who try to act like the friendzone doesn't exist and it's "totally easy to just stay friends after getting rejected" and that guys who stop being friends after getting friendzoned "prove they were only in it for a relationship" are absolutely retarded.Feelings can develop over time, a friendship doesn't have to start out that way. But a friendship is absolutely impossible after someone developed feelings for their friend and got denied. Period.Nobody wants to stick around when those feelings haven't died down just to see the one they still have feelings for hook up with others. It's basically watching yourself get cucked live and even having to remain a "good friend" and be "happy" for the other when you can drink the blood of the person banging the one you have been dreaming of for ages. Doesn't help that they're usually polar opposites in personality of that person too, for example some guy being a geek and his crush hooking up with some literal Chad who pushes nerds into lockers. Or for girls, a more quiet, shy girl and the guy going for the hottest alpha bitch who looks down on her and gossips about her to the other Stacies.Because this is not even a male-only thing, the friendzone was always something that happened to both men and women and a lot of media in the past actually had women getting friendzoned, together with the drama it usually brings (i.e. a good writing setup). But thanks to third wave feminism (i.e. retardation) it is suddenly a "misogynist myth".Of course, stringing someone along without being true about your feelings isn't a good thing either, and it sucks that when you friendzone someone you're very likely going to drift apart, but that's the way it goes. I guess becoming the wing(wo)man of your friend could help, but it usually doesn't work.

Anon09/10/26, 18:55No.43508311

Imagining how it would be if in the last problem time-skip... I think Spike would cry ugly if Rarity told him that she loves him and kissed him on the lips. +20 years of loving the same mare and doing everything for her, to finally be corresponded, he couldn't handle those emotions. And I don't think Rarity would dislike it, she might end up crying a little too, she loves drama, after all.

Anon09/10/26, 21:23No.43508730

like fine wine

Anon09/11/26, 01:24No.43509207

Hot

Anon09/11/26, 03:14No.43509472