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Anonymous03/25/26, 01:22No.43129075
>wake up
>still not in Equestria
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Anon03/25/26, 01:23No.43129077
Oh boo hoo
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Anon03/25/26, 01:26No.43129080
>Loved and lost two magical horsegirls
>His only consolation is pity sushi and the people at the mall food court knowing him by name
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Anon03/25/26, 01:30No.43129086
If you subscribe to multiverse theory, there's probably an infinite number of universes where you were born in Equestria. Then again, there's also an infinite number where you're a Colonial from All Tomorrows. So perspective.
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Anon03/25/26, 01:50No.43129139
Couldn't be me
-Sent from my Twipad
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Anon03/25/26, 02:25No.43129219
>wake up
>in the morning feeling like P Diddy
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Anon03/25/26, 10:50No.43129733
>You hear voices with an unusual accent
>"Hey what's that?"
>"Lost creature?"
>radio chatter: "unit 70F2 reporting suspect behavior central sector 93 [faded]"
>"looks it's on chems. Hey you, you chipped? got an ID?"
>"Looks like it's dying, if it's dead it's less paperwork let's give it a minute or two"
>"Neg we're on cameras. This is a Securitron area"
>"Cuck that; go control... Creature! You're in the entry of a federal building identify yourself."
>"Yeah it's on chems. Unit B41A sector A38 for a 207, unidentified nonverbal nonsentient creature nonresponsive assuming chemical abuse; require the xenocontrol unit over.""Where am I?"
>"Dig that, it's verbal. I say again you are in the perimeter of a federal facility,"
>"We require you to evacuate; identify, are you authorized to the sector A38?"
"Wait, I'm not sure, I..."
>"Alright are yeu on chems Natcher?"
"Is this Equestria? What year is this?"
>"B41A Dispatch, creature is positive chemical abuse, identifies as Natsher"
