this is the last thing youll see before you die - /mlp/

Anonymous03/14/26, 20:50No.43105280

This is the last thing you'll see before you die in Equestria. What were your famous last words?

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Anon03/14/26, 20:52No.43105286

I RAPE ZIGGERS WITH PICKAXES

Anon03/14/26, 21:13No.43105324

Tell Chrysalis that she'll NEVER have her child support money!

Anon03/14/26, 21:13No.43105326

>What are you gonna do shoot me

Anon03/14/26, 21:27No.43105356

>no u

Anon03/15/26, 00:52No.43105742

Yo. YO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. You're not hunting fish with a submachine gun, that's dangerou-

Anon03/15/26, 00:54No.43105744

Wait, that's kinda dangerous.

Anon03/15/26, 09:26No.43106362

>Successfully teleported into Equestria >Explore it in search for ponies >Hear repetitive noises, see this >Perfect >‘‘Hey little filly are you alo-’’

Anon03/15/26, 09:33No.43106366

Unconventional way to fish

Anon03/15/26, 09:39No.43106370

Silly pony you don't have fingers to pull the trigger.

Anon03/15/26, 13:57No.43106633

"blub blub blub" (why am I a fish)

Anon03/15/26, 14:33No.43106692

Oh man oh nuts, the last thing I saw before death was ANOTHER shitty slide thread? HA! What're the odds!

Anon03/15/26, 15:39No.43106833

Anon03/15/26, 16:11No.43106891

Use my unicorn powers to disarm her and then perform a citizens arrest.

Anon03/15/26, 18:38No.43107175

“What are you gonna do, shoot me?” Ya know, cause she has hooves so she can’t squeeze the trigger. Then Derpy dropped the piano.

Anon03/15/26, 18:40No.43107178

Hey look over there, found your glasses!

Anon03/15/26, 20:41No.43107491

Anon03/15/26, 21:27No.43107575

>before you die in Equestria >implying i'll make it to Equestria somehow "WORTH IT!"

Anon03/15/26, 23:55No.43107906

Anon03/16/26, 00:12No.43107934

No more gun for you today, you're scaring the wildlife and you can't even aim!

Anon03/16/26, 00:40No.43107979

I masturbated with A LOT of lewd images about you, and I don't regret one single nut.

Anon03/16/26, 05:11No.43108419

Anon03/16/26, 05:16No.43108432

At least I wasn't a fucking communist

Anon03/16/26, 05:24No.43108435

You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn-

Anon03/16/26, 12:55No.43108863

Anon03/16/26, 12:55No.43108864

come on the gun itself is bigger than you!

Anon03/16/26, 21:47No.43109756

Anon03/16/26, 23:16No.43109903

>arrive in equestria >lots of dead bodies >it's like they put a turret in front of the portal like the spawn spot >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sURsD_zgOD0 >it's hard to tell where the shots are coming from >spot a small filly with a MP5 and a crate of ammo >blue glasses long behind her >hide between the trees and crouch >use a dead body as a shield >crawl in the mud >even the vietcong, a nazi or a russian soldier would had mercy at an unarmed man trying to survive, she is not. >she is smiling, only firing in direction of sound or movement. >try going behind her to reach for the glasses, they are the key >grab them and rush to the filly >she's firing on my direction, I know I get shot but it's not stopping me >put the glasses on her face >fall down on the floor >I'm alive. >turns out this is the first test, a filter to enter in Equestria, solving a friendship problem.

Anon03/17/26, 01:52No.43110162

Anon03/17/26, 04:44No.43110408

Anon03/17/26, 08:09No.43110640

Anon03/17/26, 13:57No.43110944

Anon03/17/26, 15:12No.43110988

there's no way you gonna make it alive Anon.

Anon03/17/26, 17:16No.43111188

Anon03/17/26, 20:36No.43111558

Anon03/17/26, 21:41No.43111753

Anon03/17/26, 21:47No.43111771

>Where did you get that mp5...

Anon03/18/26, 02:05No.43112415

Anon03/18/26, 03:02No.43112517

This is the song that plays as she shoots some fish https://youtube.com/watch?v=INx0bPPbsPU

Anon03/18/26, 09:23No.43112916

Anon03/18/26, 12:31No.43113148

Anon03/18/26, 15:26No.43113389

>You survived

Anon03/18/26, 17:45No.43113655

Anon03/18/26, 20:10No.43113958

Anon03/18/26, 22:40No.43114314

Anon03/19/26, 01:35No.43114648

Anon03/19/26, 03:30No.43114818

Anon you fool, she don't need a gun. She's got 99 other ways to make you suffer.

Anon03/19/26, 10:47No.43115346

Let's try another scale, what would you do in this situation?

Anon03/19/26, 16:42No.43115766

Anon03/19/26, 18:36No.43115998

Anon03/19/26, 21:06No.43116346

Anon03/20/26, 00:25No.43116740

Anon03/20/26, 02:58No.43116984

Anon03/20/26, 05:46No.43117183

Anon03/20/26, 08:38No.43117379

Anon03/20/26, 14:31No.43117686

Anon03/20/26, 17:23No.43117912

You can't unfuck your teacher.

Anon03/20/26, 19:20No.43118162

Anon03/20/26, 20:58No.43118411

Anon03/20/26, 22:42No.43118681

Anon03/21/26, 00:54No.43118966

Anon03/21/26, 01:11No.43119006

For some reason Spoons got more presence in the fandom than in the entire show or merch. But why.

Anon03/21/26, 03:41No.43119385

Anon03/21/26, 06:20No.43119622

Anon03/21/26, 11:43No.43119926

Anon03/21/26, 11:44No.43119930

lof

Anon03/21/26, 15:16No.43120250

Anon03/21/26, 16:11No.43120374

Anon03/21/26, 18:46No.43120739

Anon03/21/26, 21:39No.43121076

Anon03/22/26, 02:16No.43121625

Anon03/22/26, 05:20No.43121860

Anon03/22/26, 09:50No.43122072

Anon03/22/26, 13:16No.43122319

>You've been pointing your gun at creatures >Yes from this swirly glowy magical thing >Silver, that kills people! >But no pony were harmed!

Anon03/22/26, 15:48No.43122640

Anon03/22/26, 17:48No.43122936

Anon03/22/26, 21:12No.43123395

Anon03/22/26, 23:45No.43123727

Anon03/22/26, 23:46No.43123730

>necrobumping a prompt thread

Anon03/23/26, 02:13No.43124113

Anon03/23/26, 09:53No.43124756

You can't buy it with your money You can't find it overseas Its one of those things that seems outlandish Til you have it's not a dream As for me, I'm cool with it And that's alright cuz it's my thing.And that's why Spoony wants me and not you. Queers.

Anon03/23/26, 11:24No.43124873

Anon03/23/26, 14:09No.43125123

Anon03/23/26, 18:42No.43125596

Anon03/23/26, 21:26No.43125977

Anon03/24/26, 01:10No.43126427

Her gun is a toy, it's her cuteness that kills.

Anon03/24/26, 02:16No.43126571

Anon03/24/26, 04:36No.43126845

Anon03/24/26, 07:41No.43127113

Anon03/24/26, 16:25No.43127951

Anon03/24/26, 18:02No.43128279

Anon03/24/26, 18:48No.43128466

Anon03/24/26, 22:00No.43128796

Anon03/25/26, 02:20No.43129211

Anon03/25/26, 06:44No.43129500

Anon03/25/26, 08:55No.43129630

Is this true?

Anon03/25/26, 09:44No.43129693