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Anonymous03/04/26, 16:06No.43082673RGRE - Reversed Gender Roles Equestria
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Thread question: How do you keep your mares healthy?
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Anon03/04/26, 16:08No.43082678
first for best pony and best princess
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Anon03/04/26, 16:15No.43082691
>Sunburstanon updates
>Thread dies
Noticing
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Anon03/04/26, 16:16No.43082695
looking forward to more The Long and Short of It and sunburstanon greens!
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Anon03/04/26, 17:28No.43082835
>A new thread after last one hit bump limit
Are We so back?
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Anon03/04/26, 20:51No.43083322
How would mares react to bodybuilding competitions? Would they think it's too erotic or find it weird that human colts are doing such a mareish thing? I have the feeling that Applejack would be into bodybuilders because they remind her of her janefilly brother, though maybe she would see them as wasted potential
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Anon03/05/26, 04:45No.43084272
>Be mare.
>Do some heavy lifting to get into shape.
>A weaker mare walk up to you and ask why you're lifting.
>Put bar back in place before answering her.
"I lift so I can carry my Hooman stallion on my back to where ever we go."
>Weaker mare laugh at you before your hooman stallions jump onto your back
>"Come on honey, I'll holds these dumbbell as you run on the treadmills."
>You hear the weaker mare curse under her breath as you head to the treadmills.
>Today is a good and sweaty day.
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Anon03/05/26, 21:34No.43085528
man, this was so good, loved the stuff she cheers at the end
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Anon03/06/26, 02:47No.43086099
kino green looking forward to the next part
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Anon03/06/26, 15:24No.43086844
hello there fellow colts did any of you hear the recent statements from luna ? how terrible of her! no stallion should be treated like mere property it is against harmonic values we all hold so dear i would personally advocate for voting againt anyone affiliated with her in the upoming mayoral elections we must send a message that those of lunas ilk have no place in the good country of equestria
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Anon03/06/26, 23:46No.43087730
>no good greens on this thread yet
*Yaaaawn*
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Anon03/07/26, 04:15No.43088105
Which mare screams the loudest when clopping to Anon's foot pics?
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Anon03/07/26, 09:49No.43088478
>9
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Anon03/07/26, 16:42No.43088593
Ok, everyone survived maintenance time?
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Anon03/07/26, 23:22No.43089445
Would you guys get into cosplay of all the sexualized game characters rgre has to offer?
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Anon03/08/26, 12:31No.43090252
I long for the feeling of talking a mare into how the male body works and dispelling misconceptions. Just the openess between two new lovers.
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Anon03/08/26, 18:21No.43090888
mares buying you things!
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Anon03/08/26, 18:44No.43090953
Is it true that we can just take abandoned humans home when we see them at the park?
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Anon03/09/26, 04:05No.43092082
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Anon03/09/26, 10:07No.43092427
Bump
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Anon03/09/26, 19:29No.43093431
>nothing good in this general
Many such cases.
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Anon03/09/26, 20:47No.43093652
>How do you keep your mares healthy?
I assume it would be easy to do that since they are herbivores. So long as you cook something other than grains/cereals it should be easy for them to get a balanced diet and post-workout scritches and snuggles would encourage them to be physically active
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Anon03/10/26, 10:47No.43094991
do you think Celestia's old student was a sunhat tipper or a stallion beater?
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Anon03/10/26, 23:00No.43096446
How to make sure your waifu doesn't fall for the "engagement jewelry must be super expensive" sheme?
Simply telling her probably wouldn't work
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Anon03/11/26, 03:02No.43096988
The true nemesis of a human/pony herd is the humble flu.
Man-flu and mare-flu would incapacitate the whole household
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Anon03/11/26, 05:02No.43097195
Bump
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Anon03/11/26, 11:24No.43097526
>page 1
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Anon03/11/26, 19:01No.43098156
>it's heat season
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Anon03/11/26, 19:04No.43098162
>Be mare.
>Making a summoning circle to summon your own human male.
>Ones done, you started chanting and the circle glow.
>You said one of the words wrong and everything go up in flames.
>Putting out the flames you see in the middle of the circle is a child looking around.
>The child look at you and said something you don't understand.
>You bucked up and if anypony know about this will call you a foalphile.
>Buck.
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Anon03/12/26, 20:23No.43100319
Total stallion death
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Anon03/12/26, 20:24No.43100327
reposting here because other thread could not answer me
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>that /rgre/ story with her is very cute, hopefully it gets continued
what RGRE story is related to pic rel?
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Anon03/13/26, 01:08No.43101012
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/588532/twilight-meets-a-human
Twigs is a nervous virgin who summons a human, who was on his way to the Portal To Equestria anyways, and he's understanding and walks her through a pleasant first time.
I'm not really sure why I review any of these cookie-cutter/by-the-numbers/one-trope style RGRE fics, given there are so many and they do not really differ. This is the "summons a mancubus" variety, but I guess it's probably in the upper tier of its kind because the early half is kinda nice and has a sort of levity in the prose and dialog I found enjoyable. The smutty second half is a bit more mechanical, there wasn't really anything added by the "understanding sex mentor" concept since the stakes of the story didn't really have much weight behind them.
The RGRE is mostly alluded to: stallions are spoiled for attention and have their pick,
>That was the whole problem, after all... stallions in Equestria were so used to being walking illustrations of primal desire that any mare who was nervous in their approach would inevitably rebound off their wall of indifference.
so the remaining mares have a reputation among human men for being easy and human men have a reputation among mares for being easy too. Twilight has a hikki cave and goons to interspecies doujin, and there's even a sort of reference to them reflecting gender roles:
>Twilight had a lot of comics; ones where the human made the first move, far more where the pony made the first move, and all of them ultimately ending in furious bouts of interspecies 'romance' which was in fact just completely wanton sex.
I'm breaking a rule here and posting quotes because I think the prose is weirdly well-suited to the genre in this case, like it's not "hur dur stallions are frigid whorses" there's some basic, bare-minimum consideration afforded to delicacy God the bar is so low it's so fucking low the crown has been in the gutter for so long that its fungal host is proposing to annex aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Twilight does at least end up on top at the end but there's not really any remark made (I think, I skimmed the porn because it was boring).Overall I can't recommend this but I won't recommend against it either. It's McMatriarchy on the odd occasion that the cheese is squarely centered on the patty.
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Anon03/13/26, 05:54No.43101508
up you lazy bastard
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Anon03/13/26, 15:17No.43102098
>"Send me ur peanus pic"
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Anon03/14/26, 02:12No.43103450
bump and getting my cookie back
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Anon03/14/26, 02:55No.43103572
>finally convinced mare to let me slobber on her ponut like a drunken retard
>get food poisoning because she didn't clean up very well
>doctor at the hospital giving me an earful about self-respect
Last time I ate marepussy I got pink eye so I tried ponut this time
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Anon03/14/26, 09:21No.43104079
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Anon03/14/26, 13:55No.43104473
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/588594/3/caffeinated-love
Hot off the presses, a young human man named Calvin gets propositioned by everyone he meets in Equestria's service sector and then fucks the two owners of a cafe.
I wonder if RGRE is just exclusively the domain of zoomers who've never been told that London wasn't always like that. Why does every story require the MC to get sexually harassed in the brownest way possible by every mare around them? Calvin has already lived in Equestria for six months already, which then makes it weirder that the Calvin seems kind of taken aback and surprised by horny mare nonsense most of the time in the story.
Calvin agrees to this date, and then goes and meets his buddy Soarin who takes him clothes shopping. Soarin is presented as well practiced in managing mares' advances, so he acts as a sort of charismatic ward against the clothing store owners' relentless ficki-ficki behavior. To be honest, though, everyone in this story seems ready to recite smut to one another at a moment's notice, and always with the purring demeanor of a Gypsy fortune teller discussing a dark stranger, so it should come as no surprise that Soarin starts oozing about how Calvin should eat mares out on his first date. There's much ado about Calvin's virginity as well, which is maybe the closest to good RGRE we're gonna get, but is weirdly too much ado. Mechanically you would expect there to be a steady stream of colts coming of age, but the clothes store clerks are telling Calvin that even the princesses would line up for his first time. Wish fulfillment slop, no doubt.
Thereafter a whole chapter is dedicated to the two cafe owners, Caramel and Mocha, talking to each other about wanting HUMAN PENIS, Mocha recites some third-rate smut to Caramel unsolicited. The actual smut scene isn't really bad, just painfully by the numbers: offer to back out -> reassurance -> strip -> ogle at big penis -> they oral him -> he orals them and wow what a surprise it is -> sex. Lacks sense details and emotional impact.
"Confident Mare" in these stories really is just "permanent smug grin, invades space, sultry voice". Do we have any experiences with sexual confidence that aren't transcriptions of Abdul the local sex pest?
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Anon03/14/26, 20:19No.43105207
>Be stallion
>Talking to your human friend about how disgusting mares are.
>Your human friend was to busy staring at a chubby mare eating a cake.
>The human got up and walk to that mare who now notice him.
>And that how you learn that your human friend is a chubby chaser.
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Anon03/14/26, 23:11No.43105565
I've given up. I can't handle it. The career, the independence, all of it, it's overwhelmed me.
I'm gonna go take the Long Walk (slathering honey on my sheath and walking into the nearby guardsmare barracks).
It's been nice knowing all of you fine colts.
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Anon03/15/26, 04:00No.43106083
>Be Luna.
>Some stallion just posted about their life on your favorite ponynet site 4pone.
>Seeing such post and other anonymous pone mare asking for hoof with sock pic.
>Such harlot post you get ready with a counter argument.
>Post how he would amount to nothing and he should kill him self now.
>Be proud of said post as other anonymous ponies agrees with your post.
>TFW you're protecting this site from harlot stallions one post at a time.
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Anon03/15/26, 20:31No.43107454
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/554491/ruffled-feathers
It's been a productive weekend for book reports. Unfortunately I have a confession: I enjoyed a Some Leech story. Maybe I'm just desperate for something passable, but for all his horrible taste in fetishes, SL is still upper-middle class in writing competence in this fandom, so his take on RGRE's least inventive formula is that old thing rendered in a superlative form.
It is the formula though: Isekai TF summoning-circle type of fic where a lonely OC fudges a spell to make a golem bf and gets Anon instead after he jerks off with a horse-themed pocket pussy anonymously sent to him in the mail. Initially energetic, there's a sadly typical lull for some meetings-and-tours chapters, and then it finally picks back up when Twilight shows up to investigate. Leech writes fine smut, and refreshingly only has any at the start of the story (oh, and no futas. Definitely worth mentioning). Someone unironically paid actual money for this, so the extent to which blame for any criticism falls on the writer vs. the patron is left to our imaginations.
The RGRE elements are that weird witching space between stereotypical "what's a colt like you doing alone" and "hur dur make me a sandwich" harassment and some higher realization of those things than usual (the grocery store scene is, dare I say, actually kind of hot) - if you've ever wanted to not pull your own face off reading these scenes, here's your chance. Still, this fic's only 2 years old, so the excuses for being so derivative are drying up. The OC is a bit more demanding of Anon at the start, insisting he do some "housemaking" stuff, but this is also partially because she thinks he's literally a coltfriend construct, presumably without a soul, and becomes apologetic and kind of doting and egalitarian after the explanations run their course. The sequence where Anon and OC talk with OCs friend and her husband contains a lot of dull witted sexism-portrayal, however, and was ultimately a bit too stilted and on-the-nose for my taste. Overall, RGRE is relevant to this story only in that it kicks off the intro and furnishes the scenery, but has meager relation to what meager plot carries on thereafter.
Overall I recommend. Some Leech doesn't meaningfully advance or deconstruct either topic or genre, but he can write a story, making this one of RGRE's strongest offerings.
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Anon03/15/26, 22:32No.43107703
I am really curious how partnership with the different creatures presents diferent complications.Ponies have hay and raw plants in almost every meal, requiring planning around that if you want to eat together.Dragons eat gems (while able to eat pony food) and - together with Kirin - need places to safely be "hot" in.Changelings themselves should be fine, but the extended family can be hell.Yaks just need to get their shit together. Clear case of "raising" your herd.
Aswell with griffons, but at least you share a meal plan with them.Do (you) have exotic Waifus
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Anon03/16/26, 02:19No.43108187
>Be mare.
>Doing some cooking for dinner.
>Because no stallion want to cook for you.
>Suddenly there was a bright light behind you.
>Look and see a hooman in the dinning room.
>Think your prayer has been answer.
>The hooman look at you then started crying.
>Go up to him to comfort him only for him to push you away.
>"Your not my waifue. What a wast of a wish."
>The hooman runs out of your home crying.
>TFW When even hooman don't love you.
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Anon03/16/26, 20:01No.43109529
>rgre
>look inside
>its just mares shit testing like nohoovesvermin
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Anon03/17/26, 15:05No.43110983
>"Get back in the kitchen and make me some rock soup."
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Anon03/17/26, 17:57No.43111244
>Be Anon
>Some pony prince calling himself Anon piss you off
>At Canterlot to find this wannabe Anon
>Find him at a spa getting his hoofs done
>Pull out a sword and charge at him shouting "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE."
>Clash with his magic sword as all ponies runs away.
>An epic duel happen ending with the pony Anon
hanging off the cliff.
>You about to kick him off only for a spear go trough your chest
>Lump over and fall to your death
>See a Pegasus fly to catch the pony Anon.
>You know you'll be back to finish the job.
>Something something RGRE
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Anon03/18/26, 20:04No.43113941
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Anon03/19/26, 18:59No.43116055
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Anon03/19/26, 21:25No.43116395
>Be anon
>Doing some cooking for the herd
>The kitchen and the bedroom is the only place they allowed you to be at.
>Do you best not to cry because you miss your homies at the spa
>You hear the door burst open follow by a bunch of shouting.
>You look out and see your herds getting arrested by the royal guards.
>One comes up to you and trow a blanket around you and had you a cup of hot coco.
>You see one of your homie with the guards giving your herd an ear full.
>You give him a thumb up as your escorted out of the house
>Today is a good day.
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Anon03/20/26, 12:39No.43117528
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Anon03/20/26, 18:25No.43118024
Herds are a cringey idea.
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Anon03/20/26, 20:34No.43118345
Mare need to stop giving stallions socks.
It will not get you laid, period.
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Anon03/21/26, 09:13No.43119753
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Anon03/21/26, 20:50No.43120967
>"Oh boy I can't wait to raise my Husband's daughter!"
Do herdkeks really?
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Anon03/21/26, 23:52No.43121347
>The front door flies open, slamming into the wall with nearly enough force to knock it off it's hinges
>"We're home, mkay!" Suri hollers
>"Terribly sorry, girls!" Rarity rushes in behind her, hurriedly tossing accessories onto the nearby hatrack
>"We were putting the final touches on our winter line when-"
>"Thut up and get in here!"
>The two fashionistas practically bowl one another over getting into the dining room
>"First week is decided." Tempest Shadow states
>Both Rarity and Suri's eyes are already scanning the large blackboard taking up most of the wall behind Tempest
>Broken up into 35 blocks, the first set of seven has been filled in
>"Ugh, I called dibs on the 3rd!" Suri whined as the two took their seats
>"Ain't no dibs on the herd schedule, done told ya that a half dozen times, Suri." Applejack says as she tosses another spring roll in her mouth
>"Bucking hick." Suri muttered as she piled herself a plate from the mess of Kirinese food containers littering the table
>It was the one time a month she wasn't forced to eat like a health nut, and she was gonna go all out
>Like she did every month
>"If you'd like, Suri," Mayor Mare started, "You could have the 3rd if I get next-"
>"First week is decided." Tempest states
>Mayor Mare stammered a moment before nodding and settling back into her chair
>"Who'th getting Thunday? Can I have Thunday?" Fleetfoot asks, tossing the chalk from hoof to hoof as she hovers near the top of the board
>"Oh! I need to take him out shopping that day for-"
>"Yeah, no, thopping thucks."
>Fleetfoot starts sketching her own cutiemark into the space for the 8th when Rarity pipes up again
>"Excuse you! What could possibly be more important than taking a stallion out for some shopping therapy?"
>"Uh, Wonderbolt practith, obviouthly."
>"Pish posh! You take him to nearly every single one of your practices!"
>"And you take him to damn near every thtore in Equethria! He'th got plenty of crap ath it ith!"
>Rarity gasps as if she's been whipped in the gut
>"You DARE call-"
>"She's got a point, Rarity." Applejack butts in before things can get uglier
>"Ya take him shoppin' plenty. Ah had to build a second shed just to hold it all!"
>"Well, I-ah-Irrelevant!" Rarity waves a hoof, secretly hoping to fan away the fact she was losing ground here
>"A stallion needs to be given a chance to let some whimsy out every now and then, and what better way than with some fine goods? I mean, look! He has Suri on the 7th, surely you can all agree that he needs something more relaxing after that!"
>"Hey!"
>"N-not to say he doesn't enjoy your company, Suri, darling, but two days of, eh, high-energy mares is a bit much, no?"
>"Yeah? Then why not give Mare the 8th, m'kay?"
>"Actually, I was wanting to have him on Wednesday."
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Anon03/22/26, 09:24No.43122045
up
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Anon03/22/26, 17:55No.43122946
I heard that Prince Annon, y'know the princesses brother who showed up out of nowhere like princess luna did? like, whats up with princess celestia and having secret siblings who just show up and get a crown, what can we expect her mom and dad to pop up next and suddenly we have a monarchy? huh, oh right, i heard from my friend cherry in the castle that annon is a huge maresogynist, i know right, colts thinking their opinions mattering is hilarious! i guess its harder to tell a doggy what to do when you put a crown on its head
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Anon03/22/26, 20:32No.43123275
Honestly, we've heard all the upsides to a herd with the mane six, but what are the downsides?
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Anon03/22/26, 23:45No.43123725
I haven't been here in such a long while, I'm surprised this is still going. From an oldfag who has been here to witness the creation of RGRE, thanks for keeping the general around.
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Anon03/23/26, 08:44No.43124678
Don't tell anypony I said this, but Rainbow Dash is a virgin. She lies her ass off but she's never even KISSED a stallion.
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Anon03/23/26, 18:06No.43125465
>read some stuff about human biology
>apparently our gender ration is 1.05/1 for male/female births
immediately thought of /rgre/. How fucked is Equestria for ratio to be noticeable?
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Anon03/23/26, 21:42No.43126022
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Anon03/23/26, 23:56No.43126287
PINKIE PIE IS A CHUBBY CHASER
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Anon03/24/26, 09:32No.43127254
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Anon03/24/26, 23:47No.43128940
Nightmare Moon shivers when a nice mare loses her temper
