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Anonymous03/02/26, 15:22No.43077732Anonstallion Thread #21 - Pinkie Pie Shenanigans Edition
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.
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--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)
InkSlinger:
https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)
https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)
https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)
https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)
https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)
Sunn:
https://ponepaste.org/10481 - PegaAnon (Rainbow Dash)
blowingupthemoon:
https://ponepaste.org/10815 - Anon Kirin Story (Autumn Blaze)
https://ponepaste.org/11073 - Nap Duty (Princess Luna)
https://ponepaste.org/10633 - Reunions (Princess Celestia, Fluttershy)
https://ponepaste.org/10781 - Stuck with you for a bit. (Verity)
Mirta:
https://ponepaste.org/10631 - A QUESTion mark tAIl (Zecora)
CosmicButthole:
https://ponepaste.org/11075 - The Re-Awakening of Anonymous (Fluttershy)
https://ponepaste.org/11210 - The Sun in your Eyes (Princess Celestia)
SQA-non:
https://ponepaste.org/11371 - Tales From the Crypt(oozologist)
ClericalError:
https://ponepaste.org/10847 - Dash thing that isnt really there yet (Rainbow Dash)
Fruit of Boredom:
https://ponepaste.org/11270 - Diamonds In The Rough (Rarity)
N.W.F:
https://ponepaste.org/11460 - Toymaker's Stripes (Pinkie Pie, Zecora)
Psalm:
https://ponepaste.org/11257 - Eyes without a Face. (Twilight Sparkle)
Jayva:
https://ponepaste.org/11361 - Anonicorn- Cadance Snoops (Cadence)
https://ponepaste.org/11362 - Anonicorn-GGGala (Twilight Sparkle)
https://ponepaste.org/11364 - Anonicorn lore ideas archive
https://ponepaste.org/11437 - prince-anon shorts
Hearthsong:
https://ponepaste.org/11633 - Timberwolf Study, The Full Dissertation
https://ponepaste.org/11648 - On The Origins of 'Princess For A Day' Day
https://ponepaste.org/11610 - Kingnon Snippet
https://ponepaste.org/11670 - One Last Royal Duty (Twilight Sparkle)
Patch:
https://ponepaste.org/11700 - Twilight and Her Rival, Anon, FUCKED at the Gala (Twilight Sparkle)
Ilktone:
https://ponepaste.org/11775 - Hearts in Flight (Rarity)
wingedanon:
https://ponepaste.org/11727 - Dash Mon and Anon Son (Rainbow Dash)
Guest (Default ponepaste account):
https://ponepaste.org/10884 - Danger Zone (Cloud Chaser)
https://ponepaste.org/11685 - Anon has bad start and becomes a Villian
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Anon03/02/26, 15:23No.43077735
Anonpony family
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Anon03/02/26, 15:30No.43077745
>picrel
kek
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Anon03/02/26, 16:00No.43077811
>Be you
>Sheriff Abbondanza' Anon' "You've yeed your last haw" Apple
>Your girl friends. seperate, platonic, girls who are friends, have dragged you to Rarity's boutique
>Miss priss wants to design everypony in the nationally honoured group an outfit for the GGG
>And you ain't having nun of it
>"Anon Darling please you must let me make you an outfit for the Gala!"
>"Ah said No rares, you'll have your ha- HOOVES full as is making 4 dresses plus your own."
>"Pleeeeeeaaaasssssseeeeee!"
>"No"
>"Pleasepleaseplease you'll look handsome I promise!" The mare whined, doing that tippy tappy thing she did with her hooves when both insistently whiny like now, and when excited
>"C'mon Abby let Rarity make you something" Dash cut in
>"Ah don't need it, already got an outfit"
>"A hat and your badge isn't an outfit Abby." Dash pushed
>"Stop calling me Abby and thats not what I'm gonna wear, had something else in mind." You retort
>At the mention of an outfit Rarity ceases her please-please-please to narrow her eyes at you instead. "What? What are you intending to wear exactly?" She presses
>"Mah dress blues."
>....
>"Y'know? Since I'm Sheriff? Ah got a fancy uniform for ceremonies and stuff."
>Sage nods and small smiles are offered in response by the mares, Rarity in particular seems pleased
>"Yes! A stallion in uniform is sure to turn some heads."
>"Annnnd lifffft soooome tailssss." Pinkie sing songs
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Anon03/02/26, 16:47No.43077895
Cover your eyes, anons!
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Anon03/02/26, 18:02No.43078047
Another successful thread. Good work, stallions.
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Anon03/02/26, 18:22No.43078095
holy shit prince annon in pony town
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Anon03/02/26, 22:03No.43078603
I want to write more about the initial rival idea, anon being a mountain psycho obsessed with training and only showing up to fight interests me
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Anon03/03/26, 03:39No.43079299
>"There's our girls! Anon! My Grandson! National heroes!"
>Mom is screaming her head off like it's a Wonderbolt's game.
>Dad has risen her up above his head, despite them both being, you know, pegasi.
"Well, there's our biggest fans. Fluttershy, you ready?"
>"I'm thinking I should go back home and check if the chicken coop is safe and quiet."
"Got room in there for the three of us?"
>Head hangs low.
>"No."
>Anon sighs as well as he trots on ahead.
>Well if the boy can show some fortitude so can you two.
>Grunting in pain, you follow behind, and you think Fluttershy is also there.
>Out of all the ponies to swoop in to see how you're doing, you didn't expect him to win.
>"Dash! My boy! Oh thank the skies your both ok."
>Zephry zipped his in front, which isn't hard to do with his own parents.
>Butting his way past your folks is another matter.
>He's already picking up Anon and hugging him.
>"Hey come on. Let me see grand-moms and grand-dads too."
"Morning mom, dad, Posey, Breeze. Thanks for making the trip down here."
>Posey nods, you can barely hear her over the crowd.
>"Anything for you both. Just didn't expect, well any of this."
>You can't hear Fluttershy's dad at all.
>Somehow Fluttershy is able to hear him and they start talking.
>Anon is getting his head rubbed by dad.
>"Why's everyone here?"
>Mom is quick to interject.
>"For the Summer Sun Celebration, of course! We all thought it would be a perfect time for the whole family to get together for this event."
>Dad leans in with the biggest grin.
>"And what a celebration this is going to turn out. Foalnappings, Princesses, and your mom pulling off the most amazing stunt. Really gets the positive juices flowing."
>Don't lay into it that hard dad.
>You give him the look of 'calm down' really quick before Anon can notice.
>He noticed.
>Anon is looking between him, mom, and you.
>"Sure."
>Oh he's thinking, the brain gears are turning.
>Zephry is smiling wide as he looks straight at him, and remembers when he first arrived.
>"Ah, I see."
>Welp, that canary is out of the cage.
"Hey, this is a big celebration. Let's enjoy the hospitality of Ponyville."
>"Excuse me."
>You all look up at a day guard.
>He's looking down at you and Anon.
>"This is for you."
>Hoofing over a letter with a royal seal.
>"It doesn't have to be today, given how the situation is. Please prepare appropriately."
>He salutes and walks off.
>Oh mare.
>Open it up.
"It a summons. For Anon and me."
>The family tilt their head in confusion.
>Anon doesn't, he just shrinks down.
>"Oh I'm in so much trouble."
>Yes, getting possessed by an ancient shadow demon would be a cause for concern.
>I'm sure Princess Celestia would like to know more.
>At least it isn't today.
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Anon03/03/26, 18:13No.43080433
Which pony would make you spill the beans fastest if they caught on to you not being a normal pony? Would you be able to withstand Celestia's prolonged eye contact?
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Anon03/03/26, 22:13No.43080901
He's back!
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Anon03/04/26, 18:55No.43083024
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Anon03/06/26, 00:58No.43085915
9?
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Anon03/07/26, 18:23No.43088890
Love Fluttershy, simple as.
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Anon03/07/26, 19:58No.43089115
>Anon is an Idaho potato farmer
>Gets sent to the MLP setting and becomes an alicorn
>Gets abused like that one greentext from a previous thread
>Finally makes it to Equestria and recovers
>Goes back to being a potato farmer
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Anon03/08/26, 14:51No.43090403
Prince Annon abusing his ability to make alicorns after hearing that Celestia ascended Cadence & Twilight, assuming that he can do it at least twice himself
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Anon03/09/26, 00:24No.43091668
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Anon03/09/26, 20:10No.43093543
Rip the shynon threads, just saw them listed as complete on ponepaste. Was really liking the direction they were going. Especially the visiting ponyville one. Excited for any future projects from them tho
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Anon03/10/26, 10:33No.43094971
>Your glass clinks down on the table
>With a tap you signal for another refill
>Like you said to Dash, you've been taking it slowly
>A few hours have passed now
>Enough for the sky to turn from a cool blue to a warm orange
>The bar you and Dash have found yourself in is a far cry from Hot Stuff's
>It's all got a more modern sheen
>You don't like it
>But it had booze, so you don't really complain
>It's given you a light buzz
>You're still a few miles south of drunk
>But the stiffness left in you from meeting the princesses has loosened
>"Okay, would you rather fight ten rabbit sized bears, or one bear sized rabbit?"
>Other than the drinks, the two of you have been winding down the hours with questions about everything and nothing
"What kind of bears are we talking about?" Your head lazily tilts to look at Rainbow. "Brown, black, polar?"
>"Does it make a difference?" Rainbow retorts as she sticks her muzzle in her glass to take another gulp of her own drink
"Well, yeah, brown and black bears, you have a chance against." You say, vaguely recalling some rhyme about bears you'd heard before. "But polar bears are scary. I'll take the big rabbit"
>"Coward"
>At least, you think that's what she says
>But there's some kind of echo
>You rub your ears and look around
>When your eyes land back on her you almost collapse against the bar as you wheeze
>She's gotten her muzzle fully into the glass
>Like the air has suctioned it to fit inside
>She paws at it with her hooves and wings
>Then attempts to knock it against the bar to dislodge it
>Your stool clacks against the floor as you rock back and forth in the throes of your laughter
>"Very funny"
>Again, that's only your assumption
>With a shaky breath to attempt to steady yourself
"Here- let me help you"
>You're still chuckling when you take the glass in your own hooves and tug
>It's really stuck on there
>Rainbow damn near comes off her own seat with your pull
>Eventually you're practically dragging her back and forth as you try to dislodge her
>The two of you are probably drawing attention but it's too funny for you to care
>Eventually you get the masterful idea to use your wings
>With a flap, you gain some height
>Hopefully gravity will be able to help you free Dash
>As the glass is completely tipped up you're treated to a view of Rainbow simply taking in the rest of the booze instead of drowning in it
>It renews your laughter as the glass finally slides up
>With a jolt, you shoot upward
>You thump against the ceiling
>That'll hurt in the morning with the hangover
>The impact causes the glass to fly and shatter somewhere in the distance
>As Rainbow rubs at her muzzle you make your way back down, laughing still
>She turns to you with a slight glare that slowly devolves into her own laughter
>Your shared merriment is soon cut off by hooves slamming against the bar
>"Right! You two! Out!" The pony in question is dressed in some fancy blazer as her hoof points to the door
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Anon03/10/26, 22:15No.43096282
>Prince Annon's been back for a whole moon now.
>Princess Celestia revealing she even had a sibling was a shock but just like the sudden and odd adoption of her niece, the staff accepted the colt
>Minus the amnesia, clumsiness, lack of any magical ability, illiteracy, him not speaking any equestrian, the possibility that he might genuinely forget he has wings and a tail half the time he's quite a nice colt
>Though he does have a habit of wandering around and looking at you like this
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Anon03/11/26, 16:50No.43097943
Bump for our boy.
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Anon03/12/26, 20:31No.43100346
>9
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Anon03/13/26, 21:15No.43102730
>You instinctively deliver a barrage of gentle headpats to try and calm her.
>There's no denying that Derpy has a point.
>How DO you know things won't go belly up again?
>The hard truth is you don't, and neither does anypony else.
>Twilight could change her mind about "friendship" and blast you both into oblivion.
>Tirek could rise from Tartarus and wipe out the entire country.
>Princess Celestia could succumb to the very insecurities that transformed her sister into Nightmare Moon.
>C'mon, Anon! For all that is holy, try to stay positive.
>Do it for her.
"No matter what happens-" You wipe the hair from her face and smile. "-I'll always be here for you."
>Derpy slowly raises her head.
>Your eyes meet once again, but this time you notice something strange.
>There's a twinkle of some kind, burning brightly in each of her pupils.
>"I'll be here for you too, Anon." She wipes the snot from her snoot. "Through the good muffins, *hic* and the bad."
>That's all a stallion wants to hear from his special somepony.
>You lean in to start another kiss, but Derpy beats you to it.
>*SMOOOOOCH*
>This kiss is far more passionate than usual.
>It's like her lips are directly flooding your heart with fresh waves of love and hope.
>The former is familiar of course, but the latter is almost alien.
>*SHIIIIIIIIING*
>"Anon, your coat! It's all sparkly!"
>Derpy gasps and points to your shimmering hide.
"Yours too! What the buck?!"
>You point at Derpy's coat, which is also twinkling with a magic aura.
>Suddenly you're both engulfed by a blinding light.
>The unfolding chaos is strong enough to rattle the bathroom door.
>*SLAM*
>The door glows purple and practically flies off its hinges.
>"What in the name of Celestia is going on in here?!"
>Twilight gallops into the bathroom in full panic mode, frantically looking around the room for some kind of trouble.
>The two of you remain silent as the magic gradually fades, returning the bathroom to its original state.
>Twilight raises a hoof to speak, but words refuse to pass her opened lips.
>You look Derpy over and sigh with relief.
"Lookin' good, babe."
>Derpy catches her reflection in the cracked mirror and excitedly whinnies.
>Words cannot describe how much you missed seeing this cheerful side of her.
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Anon03/14/26, 11:55No.43104259
>Evening has once again descended upon Ponyville
>A rare quiet one at that, beyond the sounds of birds chirping away in the trees, the sounds of hooves clip-clopping as Ponies make their way home or to the various restaurants and such to while away the hours, work blissfully in the proverbial rear view mirror
>You would be joining them usually - the karaoke bar that recently opened on Whitetail Road has been calling your name, but the week's just been far too busy to make an appearance
>Unfortunately, your saddlebags have just a teensy bit too much weight for that just yet
>One more delivery to be made before it's time for fun
>Speaking of calling your name, what is it, anyway?
>Why, (You)'re the Sultan of Soirees
>The Countess of Celebrations
>The Dame of Disco
>That's right, (You) are Pinkie Pie
>With a pronk in your step and a content smile on your face, you make your way to the last destination on your delivery route
>The Carousel Boutique!
>Rarity specifically prefers her order of blueberry eclairs to be delivered late like this
>One part that generous nature of hers letting everyone else get their treats first
>Another part claiming that something sweet just perfectly hits the spot after a long day of sewing
>A sentiment you can absolutely agree with!
>You've got several cupcakes waiting to reward you for your own hard work waiting at Sugarcube Corner
>But again, first, seeing to your friend
>It wouldn't be much of a faux paus to barge right into Rarity's home slash place of business, given your relationship
>But you are here on business yourself, so you dutifully rap your hoof on the door to announce yourself
>You're just so excited to see Rarity though you can't help but shriek and toss some confetti stashed in your mane into the air when she opens the door
"ECLAIR DELIVERY!"
>To your dear friend's credit she's only momentarily stunned by the burst of noise before composing herself
>"Excellent timing, darling! I had just powered down my sewing machine and put my needles up for the night. Please, do come in."
>Rarity opens the door wider and steps aside to allow you entry, which you oblige
"Mhm! Sugarcube Delivery prides itself on our timing! That and our quality baked goods!"
>To be honest you kind of just wandered around town aimlessly throughout the past few hours
>Your patented Pinkie Sense gave you a good drumming whenever it felt it was about the right time to lighten your saddlebags load
>It all seemed to work out though, so you weren't going to complain!
>Digging your nose into your saddlebag, you balance the paper box on your snout before setting it down on Rarity's kitchen counter
"Ta-da! One batch of super yummyrific eclairs!"
>Rarity joins you in the kitchen, using her magic to open the box and take one of the treats to daintily nibble on. True to form, she offers you one as well, and it would just be rude to say no!
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Anon03/14/26, 15:46No.43104643
My thanks to all the writefags! these greens are all so good. Anonstallions just keep winning!
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Anon03/14/26, 23:17No.43105585
Up.
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Anon03/15/26, 02:50No.43105927
The rival Anon got me thinking, what would a rival Anon be like for the other girls? Easy to guess with Dash and Applejack, and Rarity to an extent, but Pinkie doesn't seem the type to have that kind of rivalry going and Fluttershy is Fluttershy
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Anon03/15/26, 16:15No.43106898
anonmare better, faggot
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Anon03/16/26, 01:08No.43108031
>9
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Anon03/16/26, 05:14No.43108427
For anyone interested, I’ve updated Anon Kirin. Sorry it took so long these last couple of months have been pretty crazy. I won’t be posting it in the thread tonight because I’m tired and don’t feel like fighting the captcha the whole time.I hope you all enjoy it, and I’d love to hear what you think.https://ponepaste.org/10815
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Anon03/16/26, 09:49No.43108661
>It's unfortunate, but every so often traffic in the candy shop is low
>Sometimes Ponies just aren't in the mood for gumdrops and taffy
>And that's fine, sometimes it's just like that
>The slow pace of customers is enough to get your marefriend whining in your ear about taking the rest of the afternoon off though
>And as always, Lyra is persistent enough to wear you down
>(You) are Bon Bon
>At the moment anyway, there hasn't been much noise from S.M.I.L.E that requires your alter ego's attention
>And Ponyville has been blissfully content for the past week
>That's enough to get you outdoors and enjoying a lovely stroll around the village with Lyra
>Trading gossip and playful boops when there aren't any foals around to witness you being coy
>Your flirting pauses though as you notice a bit of a commotion up ahead
>A sizeable crowd of ponies has amassed around the entrance to Princess Twilight's castle
>Very peculiar, normally the resident Alicorn leaves her doors unlocked for just about anypony to trot on in
>You and your marefriend approach the crowd, parting the equine sea with ease to get to the front of the throng
"What's going on here?"
>One of the other ponies at the front of the mass acknowledges you - Time Turner, you're pretty sure
>"Well, it's just the oddest thing. There's supposed to be a tour of the Castle at this time of day - apparently Twilight managed to recuperate another section of the Golden Oaks Library's old stock and she's quite keen to show it off - but when the group arrived, they found... this."
>Time Turner gestures to the sign plastered over the great golden doors
>Paired with a massive chain and a comically sized padlock
>You read over the sign, which bears the following:
>'CLOSED FOR EMERGENCY ELEMENT MEETING'
>The simple message is enough to get a shock of concern lancing down your withers
>What could possibly be important or dire enough that the Elements need to convene like this in private?
>You can't remember them ever doing something like this for anything short of a disaster like Discord's initial return, or Tirek
>You can't help but wonder if the Princesses are in there too, strategizing with those six heroes
>Glancing around you notice the looks of unease and worry spreading on the villagepony's faces
"Well... that is concerning, but lets not get too worked up, now. Those mares have never steered us wrong when it's come to times of trouble, so there's no cause to think they will now. We should leave them to it, and hope for the best."
>Your sentiment ripples through the crowd, seeming to mollify those gathered
>'That's right...' 'Twilight will know what to do.' 'The Elements can handle it!'
>With some help from Time Turner and Lyra you're able to convince the throng to disperse and carry on with their day
>But as you and Lyra retreat from the Castle you can't help but look back at it with worry
>Maybe you should contact S.M.I.L.E
>See if they have any idea what's going on
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Anon03/17/26, 22:22No.43111838
>A nice day in sweet apple acres, cellybelly makes me relly helly's sun shining, birds singing and darting between the trees earning their keep by pecking at the caterpillars and flies keeping them from chowing down freely on your cash crop
>All this to say YOU are Abbondanza Apple
>Or as you prefer, Anon
>Or as the town knows calls you 'Sheriff'
>Not that you have to actually DO much in the way of Sheriffing
>Despite the evil, cursed forest off yonder the most you have to do in Ponyville is resolve some disputes, give a stern look to some foals or occasionally ward off a critter
>the bulk of your work is in 'patrols' (scenic walks) and paperwork that mayor mare doesn't want to deal with which is anything she can remotely claim is judicial and thus your problem
>Thats the sheriff part, which consumes maybe a third of your time, the other 2/3rds are the farm/orchard/ranch, all of the above really
>Apple-bucking, apple-picking, planting saplings, tending to sick trees (incinerating, tree surgery etc.) processing apples for market, turning apples into cider, jam, sauce or juice.
>Thats just the apples.
>Theres more to tend to
>Theres also the carrot patch, the corn field, the greenhouse, the pear grove you gave up on by the living monument to ma and pa's love, the chickens, cows, pigs, sheep, Winona, granny smith, big mac (who insists he don't need no help but older brother barely gets out and injures himself more than you'd like.) , the actual business of the farm itself which is mostly more paperwork and then of course. her.
>Apple bloom.
>You trudge along, saddle-baskets full of freshly bucked apples while an overeager filly all but prances at your side telling you about her day
>"So then ah said to her, oatmeal, are you crazy?"
>The punchline doesn't land but you snort anyway for her benefit which gets a gratifying titter from your little sister
>God in heaven/ celestia's mom in pony-heaven?
>You hope you're a good brother
>You stole someone else's spot to be here
>You have to be the best you can be to even make up for a fraction of it>Apple Bloom trundles along beside her brother
>He's such a good listener!
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Anon03/18/26, 05:56No.43112678
Previously on The Sun in Your Eyes: https://ponepaste.org/11210>You would have kept drowning in the swirling vortex of anxiety and despair if Sunny hadn’t made her way back to you, which she did.
>When you get a look at her, she’s back to looking as upbeat and enthusiastic as she’s spent most of the day.
>Although it looks faintly strained now.
>Something about the corners of her mouth seems like it’s being subtly pulled into a smile by tiny, invisible strings.
>”I’m terribly sorry about that interruption, Anonymous. Twilight was just…”
>Sunny looks back at Twilight, who’s already heading back off to attend whatever princess-ly duties await her, along with that baby dragon assistant-sibling-son of hers.
>”...Just confiding in me in some personal matters.”
>Sunny’s smile weakens when she sees your emotions painted across your face.
>Silence descends upon the two of you.
>You barely hear the sounds of the summer solstice festival behind you.
>The sand in the great cosmic hourglass is rapidly collecting at the bottom, dragging you, Sunny, Ponyville, and all of Equestria inevitably beneath the quicksand, the darkness beneath the surface ending the day.
>In place of the laughter and games occurring nearby, you hear the ticking of every clock in Equestria.
>Tick, tock, tick, tock.
>Despite all this, the sun remains high in the sky, just where it has been all day.
>It’s almost like the sun itself was trying to keep the day from ending.
>The warmth and light of the sun battles the cold, unfeeling march of time, and caught in the center of this great battle is you and Sunny.
>Sunny…
>She’s beautiful.
>She’s the most beautiful mare you’ve ever met.
>What’s left of today is all you’ll have left to spend time with her.
>You can’t let today end with sadness and regret.
>You have to try.
>You force a smile back onto your face and nudge Sunny’s shoulder.
“You know, I’ve been thinking of something.” You say to her, raising some intrigue in the mare.
“After you knocked over those cans back there, I bet you could ring the bell on those strength testing games!” You suggest.
>Sunny looks like she felt physically impacted by your suggestion, bringing an awkward laugh out of her.
>”Oh, I’m not sure, Anonymous. What happened then was more of a spur-of-the-moment reaction.” Sunny tried to downplay her incredible accomplishment.
“Come on, you could do that again!” You encourage her, feeling emboldened by this change in subject.
>Sunny tries to protest some more, but she can’t stop herself from smiling at the prospect.
“I bet the line’s gotten shorter now, whaddya say?”
>Sunny smiles at you again, but it’s far more natural now.
>So much more at ease, so lovely.
>And her eyes…
>So deep…
>As vast and entrancing as the ocean of stars in the night sky.
>It takes you a moment to realize she’s staring into your eyes in much the same way.
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Anon03/18/26, 06:03No.43112688
There's a gold star waiting for the super-smart anon to find the easter egg I hid in this update
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Anon03/18/26, 12:33No.43113152
>9
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Anon03/18/26, 22:02No.43114221
Abbondanza replacing AJ is fun, I feel like we could make alot of fun short greens with the premise that anon is now X character.
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Anon03/19/26, 15:10No.43115703
With the death of the witch Hydia the second at the hands of her mother's creation the Smooze has gone on an unstoppable rampage absorbing ponies left and right. Unable to stop the monster by themselves the stallions use the mysterious ponytara earrings to fuse into a new warrior, the strongest stallion in history; Shano!Find out what happens in the next exciting episode of Alicorn Elements Z!
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Anon03/19/26, 18:33No.43115984
9
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Anon03/20/26, 22:51No.43118715
>9
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Anon03/21/26, 02:45No.43119228
24 hours since the last green? Threads dead.
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Anon03/21/26, 18:48No.43120743
Prince Annon being a complete bastard, the pony joffrey, before his mutation at the claws of Discord/Cosmo.
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Anon03/22/26, 03:00No.43121683
>The bright blues of the afternoon sky have already begun tipping towards the golds of evening by the time (You) and Gale make it to Ponyville
>Even with the cart ride ending early you're cutting it a bit fine
>Bit of a total freak accident, but that's the norm for Ponyville, even if the chill groove of the past week made them less frequent
>(You)'ve always prided yourself on your ability to go with the flow, and that's not about to change now
>As is quickly becoming common, (You) are Pinkie Pie
>And this Date/"Traveling Party" is still on a roll, if a bit of a rocky one
>In the least, Gale seems to be in good spirits
>While most ponies would be trembling and wanting to go home already, that encounter with the bugbear seems to have been exciting for him
>For somepony like Gale, it's probably a novelty
>Not a lot of bugbear attacks when running the Weather Inspection circuit, surely
>That hectic roaming schedule of his is what inspired you to call this a "Traveling Party", in fact
>Fluttershy and Rainbow had told you all about how often the stallion was on the road, in the sky, or even out at sea making sure the various cities, villages, and hamlets of Equestria were up to task for the various weathers they were requesting
>So, with the cart around the farm attempting to represent land-travel, that leads you to your next destination...
"And here we are! Just in time, I hope you aren't too tired after that gallop!"
>Saddle Lake isn't the biggest lake in Equestria
>But it'll serve just fine for your planned boat ride, representing sea travel!
>The pony who so generously lent you his rowboat, Sea Salt, waves enthusiastically towards you as you approach
>"Right on time, Pinkie! You two have fun, now!"
>Sharing a smile with Anon, you get on the cute little rowboat and push off
>Saddle Lake has just enough space to let you drift in circles
>You had initially insisted on rowing the boat yourself, given that this was your idea and all, but Anon had talked you into trading off so that both of you could get the chance to relax and enjoy the ride
>Time passes just like that, nothing but the sound of the waves, birds conversing in the nearby trees, the distant sounds of society
>It all feels very far away
>This kind of silence...
>In a way it reminds you of the Rock Farm before your first party
>Quiet, orderly
>Rarely a word spoken that wasn't 'good morning', 'you're working this field today', 'pass the butter'
>The sort of quiet that you simply grew to be unable to stand until that Rainboom caused something inside of you to explode, too
>Despite the familiarity, you don't feel the urge to make an outburst
>Or pull something silly out of your mane and rend the quiet with noise
>You're... comfortable, in a way you didn't think you could be
>Anon catches your eye and flashes you a small grin, before his lips part to speak
>"So, what brought this on?"
>You're a bit thrown by the question
"What do you mean?"
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Anon03/22/26, 10:59No.43122169
>9
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Anon03/22/26, 23:18No.43123657
1 of some amount of anon lineups
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Anon03/23/26, 13:32No.43125032
>You've got a fluffy pink coat, a strong urge to consume the Stress Cupcakes hidden in the depths of your mane, and -
>Yes, yes, (You)'re Pinkie Pie, and you're a little too anxious to do the whole cute little (You) intro right now, writefriend
>The golden rays of evening have faded, along with most of your confidence in this date
>Being with Anon all day has been a delight, of course
>But you feel - owing to your Pinkie Sense and, y'know, the ability to see with your eyes - that you're on the precipice of something disastrous here
>It's like...
>All the chaos that Anon's chill groove had been holding off with his presence had burst like a damn
>You both noticed it as you trotted back into the city proper
>Whatever was going on wasn't unique to your pair
>Divots that weren't there this morning dotted the road, tripping up the formerly relaxed villagers
>Some were arguing about the weirdest things, like what to do if the Elements couldn't deal with the current crisis
>(You made a mental note to ask Twilight about that tomorrow, you weren't aware you and the girls were supposed to be dealing with one of those)
>Still, nothing was on fire, and it didn't look like it wouldn't take more than a surprise fiesta or two to calm down everypony
>So you kept on task
>First off, Sea Salt was incredibly understanding about the damage done to his rowboat
>He'd lived in Ponyville for some time now and was well acquainted with the Crusaders
>So when you brought them up in conversation he went from being upset to completely understanding of the whole situation
>You still Promised to help him repair the boat
>Or at least try
>Despite your assurances to Applejack and Sea Salt, you didn't actually have any carpentry skills
>And you're pretty sure if you try and patch their respective vehicles with cupcake batter they might get a teensy eensy beetsy upset
>Maybe you can hoof them their tools?
>You'll figure it out when the time comes, surely
>Right now it's time to put a bow on this "Traveling Party"
>You shared a cart ride with Anon, that's land travel taken care of
>Your boat ride wasn't nearly as long as you'd like, but it still counts as sea travel
>That just leaves...
"Air Travel!"
>Anon jolts at that, given that you two were trotting in companionable silence
>"I'm sorry?"
>You gigglesnort
"Sorry, I'm just a little excited for this last bit! Our last wing of this party's theme is 'Air Travel'. I was just thinking about it, and then my thoughts kiiinda slipped past my teeth."
>Anon gives you a questioning look, but lets that one go
>Just as well, you've reached your destination
>Cherry Berry sits on the dock, rubbing away at her eyes and letting out an adorable yawn before she catches sight of you
>With a scrunch in her muzzle she approaches, adjusting her flight goggles
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Anon03/23/26, 19:58No.43125763
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Anon03/24/26, 00:38No.43126368
CUTE!!!
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Anon03/24/26, 00:42No.43126372
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Anon03/24/26, 12:33No.43127502
Anondash
one day i'll learn how to shade better
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Anon03/24/26, 13:45No.43127614
>Anondash is, by virtue of being an element, best friends with five older women
I could make a joke about this if I was smart.
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Anon03/24/26, 18:37No.43128436
Morning.
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Anon03/24/26, 21:03No.43128665
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Anon03/25/26, 00:57No.43129030
Alright, lets put a bow on this for real.>The flight back to Cherry Berry's platform is one done in complete silence
>The mare almost says something to you both as you dock, mouth going so far as parting before she catches sight of your face and seems to think better of it, quickly trotting over to secure her balloon
>You simply walk right past her, gaze kept squarely on the ground
>Despite herself, Cherry can't help but call out
>"Hey, you guys left a pie in here!"
>That upgrades your miserable walk to a full on canter
>You really don't need a reminder for what Discord just pulled
>"So, can I have it? ... Wait, is this cheese? Gross, Pinkie!"
>Yes, as you probably already guessed, (You) are Pinkie Pie
>And you're almost impressed at how this party went from one misstep to another in such quick succession
>You can feel your mane hanging limply around your withers, not even the residual curls from relaxation able to maintain themselves anymore
>You know deep down that none of the things that happened tonight were your fault
>The Bugbear attack was poor timing, the Crusaders sinking your boat was poor aim, and Discord was just poor manners
>But at the same time you feel like such a fool
>Trying to show Anon a good night, and all you did was waste his time
>As you slow down to a stop, you simply hang your head
>Biting down on your lower lip to try and hold back the cry of frustration welling up in your throat
>Just as you're about to let it out anyway a wing wraps around your barrel
>Comforting, warm, green
>Gale Incognito's got you in his grasp
>"Hey, now. Night's not over yet. I don't know about you, but I'm still hungry - and that pie somehow managed to not kill my appetite."
>You wipe at your eyes to quell the pinpricks of tears threatening them before looking back at Anon
"I... you still want to keep partying with me, Anon? I could try and whip us up something at Sugarcube Corner, though the storefront's closed at this time of night, so we'd have to be super duper quiet..."
>Anon simply smiles at you
>"Of course I do, Pinkie. But, tell you what. How about you let me take the lead on this one?"
>After the three gutterballs you just rolled, you're not in much of a state to argue with the pegasus, so you nod
>Anon carefully wraps his forelegs around your withers and takes off into the night sky, eliciting a cry of surprise from you
>Now it's your turn to experience the sky from a Pegasus's perspective
>Even grasping you Gale is significantly faster than the hot air balloon
>You almost can't register the surrounding countryside and landmarks of Ponyville as you fly past them
>You were pretty sure he was supposed to be Fluttershy's baby brother, not Rainbow Dash's!
>Parentage questions aside, Anon grips you tight as you make your way over the village
>Before finally landing, not at Sugarcube Corner, or even at Fluttershy's cottage
>But the local guesthouse
>The Hearthbreak Hotel has seen some significant changes in the past few years
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Anon03/25/26, 01:05No.43129047
That'll just about do it for Shynon, I think. It was fun writing him, but I do got some other stuff I want to write. Sadly mostly not featuring an Anonstallion, aside from this really gay song parody that if I work up the nerve to actually write it's going exclusively on the Paste and not seeing the light of these threads. When I get those out of the way I might come back. I really dig the Abbondanza Apple Anon and want to give him some more spotlight, feels like we've really done nothing with him as a collective after an anon came up with him.