lit continues a story seven words at a time

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Anon09/17/26, 18:01No.25537452

full story so far https://litter.catbox.moe/ival12oby4xatg4m.pdf

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Anon09/17/26, 18:04No.25537460

Why not love girlchildren all the time?

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Anon09/17/26, 18:22No.25537485

Little girls fit easily inside the fridge,

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Anon09/17/26, 18:26No.25537490

Possibly even four or five, generously. However,

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Anon09/17/26, 18:47No.25537518

Peter whispered: "Cunny… light of my life

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Anon09/17/26, 19:00No.25537539

...fire of my groins ... freakin'... sweet..." He

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Anon09/17/26, 19:06No.25537548

performed exorcism on himself, revealing his true

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Anon09/17/26, 19:09No.25537553

lolicon nature. He was the very antithesis

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Anon09/17/26, 19:10No.25537557

of synthesis with parenthesis to hypothesis of

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Anon09/17/26, 19:13No.25537563

sin, his tongue tapping on frozen teeth

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Anon09/17/26, 19:14No.25537565

(a delicacy Peter discovered while abroad in

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Anon09/17/26, 19:17No.25537572

the Baltic coastal forests and heathlands, as

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Anon09/17/26, 19:23No.25537578

travelling troubadour, with his deformed clubfoot which

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Anon09/17/26, 19:25No.25537581

drew in crowds simultaneously enchanted and repulsed

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Anon09/17/26, 19:27No.25537584

). "Peter! I'm your mother. How dare you?"

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Anon09/17/26, 19:29No.25537586

"It is YOU!" he said. You are

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Anon09/17/26, 19:29No.25537587

"Quiet! Let me enjoy my cumshit sandwich."

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Anon09/17/26, 19:31No.25537592

"But mom, you already had five. LOUIS!"

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Anon09/17/26, 19:37No.25537599

(But honestly, I reject bigotry and hatred.)

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Anon09/17/26, 19:43No.25537606

Louis was folding Stevie into the laundry

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Anon09/17/26, 19:45No.25537609

"It's not laundry anymore if being folded."

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Anon09/17/26, 19:51No.25537621

"Shut the fuck up, Stevie" Louis scolded

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Anon09/17/26, 20:00No.25537637

Cut to Charles Bukowski in a bar.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:01No.25537640

"It's me, Charles Bukowski" said Charles Bukowski

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Anon09/17/26, 20:04No.25537642

I'm in a bar, isn't that something.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:04No.25537643

DFW and Pynchon walk into the bar

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Anon09/17/26, 20:06No.25537647

Indians" says the bartender. DFW looks around

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Anon09/17/26, 20:07No.25537652

One Indian guy stand up and leaves.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:10No.25537661

Poor guy. David Foster Wallace whispered quietly.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:10No.25537663

"What do you mean?" asked Pynchon, homosexually.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:13No.25537668

"He had literally no money." DFW said.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:15No.25537670

"Zay! paww nigger awtisss!" Sheri Martinelli squeaked.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:27No.25537682

"Shut up whore I'm drumnk" Bukowski said.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:33No.25537694

if young metro dont trust you im

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Anon09/17/26, 20:35No.25537700

gonna done get bit by a snake.

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Anon09/17/26, 20:38No.25537707

Together they mourned Dostoyevsky and Voronov, fellow

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Anon09/17/26, 20:50No.25537731

[/lit/thread/25533513#p25536606]

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Anon09/17/26, 20:52No.25537737

Monger of oobs. "oob oob" he quoth,

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Anon09/17/26, 21:16No.25537768

"Ooh Bee Shoo Bee Doo Koo Shoo

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Anon09/17/26, 21:24No.25537784

Everybody began to sing along. "Ooooh Bee

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Anon09/17/26, 21:55No.25537823

and Yoda in a hot sensual ménage

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Anon09/17/26, 22:05No.25537839

à huit with a group of geriatrics

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Anon09/17/26, 22:08No.25537846

Pynchon slapped his belly to the beat

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Anon09/17/26, 22:14No.25537854

"But What about ol' Scuddles?" Inquired Scuddles

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Anon09/17/26, 22:14No.25537856

who was NOT dead and will never

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Anon09/17/26, 22:21No.25537875

twin bitches hoppin off the jet skis

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Anon09/17/26, 22:25No.25537881

*splash* *splash* *splash* *splash* *splash* *splash* *splash*

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Anon09/17/26, 22:32No.25537897

*flush* And so Scuddles' pristinely molded turds

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Anon09/17/26, 22:46No.25537918

were alchemically transmutated into gold. Wario sex

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Anon09/17/26, 22:50No.25537924

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

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Anon09/17/26, 22:50No.25537925

Change Clinic, a subdivision of Warioware Inc

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Anon09/17/26, 22:52No.25537927

proudly announces its brand new partnership with

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Anon09/17/26, 22:54No.25537932

Mc Donaldingo Burgers Corp Land Clinic Division

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Anon09/17/26, 22:56No.25537936

Suddenly the TV screen turned pitch black.

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Anon09/17/26, 22:59No.25537940

Reflected, an unkempt fat slob stared blankly

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Anon09/17/26, 23:00No.25537943

Blacker than your absent father. Blacker than

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Anon09/17/26, 23:01No.25537945

Vantablack. And that's a pretty black black.

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Anon09/17/26, 23:34No.25537988

black white white white chess logic in

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Anon09/17/26, 23:42No.25537997

thousands of pixels of grainy image distortion.

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Anon09/18/26, 00:13No.25538050

Scuddles wondered how to spend his gold

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Anon09/18/26, 00:24No.25538064

"well shit, how will i spend my

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Anon09/18/26, 00:50No.25538093

vast collection of memes?" Quipped the redditor.

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Anon09/18/26, 00:54No.25538099

Twitter entered the room, his penis erect.

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Anon09/18/26, 00:56No.25538102

Locking eyes, they began the fusion maneuver.

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Anon09/18/26, 01:10No.25538118

It quickly

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Anon09/18/26, 01:36No.25538147

deteriorated into a bumbling mess

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Anon09/18/26, 01:42No.25538158

counting is hard but my dick is

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Anon09/18/26, 02:04No.25538195

harder, as my 6th grade math teacher

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Anon09/18/26, 02:14No.25538205

used to say. But you can always

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Anon09/18/26, 02:41No.25538257

smell indians from quite far away. thus

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Anon09/18/26, 02:52No.25538273

it should come as no surprise that

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Anon09/18/26, 02:59No.25538280

thousands of Indians are converging on this

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Anon09/18/26, 03:07No.25538289

international farting competition taking place in Atlanta

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Anon09/18/26, 03:14No.25538294

where all the world's top flatulators gather

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Anon09/18/26, 03:15No.25538297

timmy mad timmy mad timmy mad timmy

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Anon09/18/26, 03:18No.25538303

*gay voice* Causeeeee liiiiiiiiike... yeah so liiiiiiiiike...?

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Anon09/18/26, 03:24No.25538309

shut up i fuck your rules pussy

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Anon09/18/26, 03:28No.25538315

pathetic thread, you wouldnt do shit irl

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Anon09/18/26, 03:28No.25538317

cause like you're liiiiiiiiiiike... liiiiiiiiike yeahhhhhh sooooooooooo...

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Anon09/18/26, 03:40No.25538326

The stadium was filled with retarded conversations

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Anon09/18/26, 04:02No.25538358

since free tickets had been given to

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Anon09/18/26, 04:39No.25538388

everybody in the world. It was the

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Anon09/18/26, 04:43No.25538394

second biggest gay orgy in Florida today.

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Anon09/18/26, 04:58No.25538404

In the locker room, Scuddles prepared his

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Anon09/18/26, 05:11No.25538420

....... Suddenly, Scuddles awoke, "No more footy telly."

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Anon09/18/26, 05:13No.25538422

Scuddles knew that its not ogre yet

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Anon09/18/26, 05:20No.25538429

because today was THE BIG FARTING COMPETITION

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Anon09/18/26, 06:02No.25538466

All the local niggers grouped up prepared

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Anon09/18/26, 06:12No.25538474

"bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!" bellowed Friedrich Wilhelm Joseph von Schelling

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Anon09/18/26, 06:12No.25538475

to outfart the local Klu Klux Klan

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Anon09/18/26, 06:13No.25538478

They ate nothing but watermelons and KFC

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Anon09/18/26, 06:14No.25538479

but for this competition they only ate

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Anon09/18/26, 06:16No.25538481

rotten eggs and fermented milk to ensure

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Anon09/18/26, 07:24No.25538514

their jenkem was of the finest quality

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Anon09/18/26, 07:40No.25538528

. Jury consisted of Whoopie Goldberg, Elon Musk,

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Anon09/18/26, 07:48No.25538534

and that one guy from that one

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Anon09/18/26, 07:49No.25538536

short porno flick where he shoved his

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Anon09/18/26, 07:52No.25538538

And of course Joyce, the fart conesseouir

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Anon09/18/26, 08:55No.25538579

he knew it would be very hard

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Anon09/18/26, 09:24No.25538601

like his uncles penis that one Christmas

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Anon09/18/26, 09:28No.25538605

I’ve no uncle but I wanted that.

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Anon09/18/26, 09:35No.25538608

Bob's your uncle, innit? One bob. Cheerio.

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Anon09/18/26, 09:41No.25538614

Bob the builder was in fact his

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Anon09/18/26, 09:51No.25538620

rapist. Scuddles was never the same again

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Anon09/18/26, 09:57No.25538622

"Pardon my fancy prose", Peter told Joyce.

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Anon09/18/26, 10:09No.25538632

"Begin again, Finnegan," said Joyce, loftily. Gayboys

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Anon09/18/26, 10:14No.25538636

haunted that summer princedom by the sea

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Anon09/18/26, 10:17No.25538638

of shit. Feacal theme of this story

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Anon09/18/26, 10:21No.25538639

insulted the delicate, fancy prose of Peter

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Anon09/18/26, 10:23No.25538642

who sought only the highest degrees of

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Anon09/18/26, 10:25No.25538644

volumetric elegance among his petite female companions.

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Anon09/18/26, 11:10No.25538664

Peter knew these are his last hours

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Anon09/18/26, 11:13No.25538667

he decided to use them wisely by

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Anon09/18/26, 11:26No.25538680

polishing his fancy prose for the jury.

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Anon09/18/26, 11:27No.25538682

How to start? He pondered deeply. Maybe

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Anon09/18/26, 11:33No.25538688

prose is a euphemism for his penis

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Anon09/18/26, 11:38No.25538695

and his penis is actually prehistoric mammal

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Anon09/18/26, 12:03No.25538725

Nature... finds a way. One must imagine

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Anon09/18/26, 12:10No.25538733

his nerves before the big farting competition

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Anon09/18/26, 12:21No.25538742

it's cliche to say that but he

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Anon09/18/26, 12:25No.25538746

gardens uphill, he's a friend of Dorothy,

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Anon09/18/26, 12:46No.25538772

he won the farting competition with ease

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Anon09/18/26, 12:49No.25538774

at the Mineshaft and the Anvil, when

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Anon09/18/26, 12:50No.25538776

are we mentioning Indians again? I cant

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Anon09/18/26, 12:58No.25538781

make analytic a priori judgements... can I?

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Anon09/18/26, 12:58No.25538782

Pete thought to himself, while his rectum

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Anon09/18/26, 13:03No.25538794

had already arrived at a conclusion. Ranjeet

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Anon09/18/26, 13:21No.25538813

clung for life as Peter defecated him

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Anon09/18/26, 13:22No.25538814

It reminded him of home, where his

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Anon09/18/26, 13:26No.25538819

father's body lay embalmed in the bathtub

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Anon09/18/26, 13:27No.25538821

smelling of curry and domestic violence, designated

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Anon09/18/26, 13:28No.25538822

shitting streets for designated shitting jeets. "GET

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Anon09/18/26, 13:30No.25538823

REDEEMED OR DIE TRYING" said graffiti painted

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Anon09/18/26, 13:32No.25538826

"But I was told not to redeem?"

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Anon09/18/26, 13:40No.25538831

"Real eyes realise real lies" said Reddit cringelord

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Anon09/18/26, 13:45No.25538833

but anons math was way off, luckily

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Anon09/18/26, 13:47No.25538835

here at /lit/ everybody has a dyscalculia

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Anon09/18/26, 13:48No.25538837

except for me, the samefag writing this

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Anon09/18/26, 13:51No.25538838

i count my blessings everyday, hallelujah brothers,

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Anon09/18/26, 13:52No.25538839

Peter's handlers, exceedingly embarrassed, rush Ranjeet to

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Anon09/18/26, 13:54No.25538842

Boston, Massachusetts. Peter sobbing over Ranjeets body

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Anon09/18/26, 13:55No.25538844

but like the flower he rose again

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Anon09/18/26, 13:56No.25538847

"I don get paid enough for dis

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Anon09/18/26, 13:57No.25538848

" said the Janny reading through the thread

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Anon09/18/26, 14:00No.25538850

"NEED MORE HOTPOCKETS!" Then suddenly, Palpatine returned....

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Anon09/18/26, 14:01No.25538852

... Just to be killed by Mace Winjew.

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Anon09/18/26, 14:02No.25538853

Daquarius, Peter's Afro-American handler, gasped in amazement

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Anon09/18/26, 14:10No.25538859

Winjew, the Jewish Jedi Rabbi, looked upon

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Anon09/18/26, 14:11No.25538862

himself, he fully merged with the fabric

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Anon09/18/26, 14:12No.25538863

The goy's coins, glittering in his

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Anon09/18/26, 14:25No.25538872

Eyes, smell of money in his nostrils

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Anon09/18/26, 14:28No.25538876

or was that his nickel scented cologne?

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Anon09/18/26, 14:34No.25538884

"must die billions" added then Rabbi Jewyoda

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Anon09/18/26, 15:02No.25538909

This story again? Thought Peter in anguish

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Anon09/18/26, 15:07No.25538912

Peter suddenly grew pair of ugly tits

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Anon09/18/26, 15:11No.25538917

Peepee poopoo so funny. Explained flowering Ranjeet

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Anon09/18/26, 15:14No.25538925

Every cell of his body stinking of

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Anon09/18/26, 15:17No.25538930

sacked Troy. Burning bodies, rape and pilage

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Anon09/18/26, 15:20No.25538937

Seeing Peter, he grinned a devilish grin

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Anon09/18/26, 15:21No.25538941

found designated shitting street and did one

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Anon09/18/26, 15:31No.25538963

Ranjeet had just nine words to say:

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Anon09/18/26, 15:39No.25538975

"Shit, poop, feacal matter, crap, stool, dung..

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Anon09/18/26, 15:50No.25538995

beetle boy." His accursed past nickname redounded

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Anon09/18/26, 15:56No.25539005

The taste of summer jam was unforgettable

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Anon09/18/26, 16:39No.25539045

he said, forgetting its taste just moments

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Anon09/18/26, 16:41No.25539049

after, he was a strangle smelly fellow

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Anon09/18/26, 16:43No.25539052

not doing any strangling himself, just smelling.

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Anon09/18/26, 16:46No.25539058

Now he was ready to fart BIGLY

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Anon09/18/26, 16:47No.25539060

but forgot how. Panic set in and

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Anon09/18/26, 16:49No.25539065

as he saw the reigning fart champion

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his inner turmoil or the lack thereof

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Anon09/18/26, 16:54No.25539073

became all he could think about. Not

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Anon09/18/26, 17:15No.25539085

farting equals active dying, he proclaimed grimly

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Anon09/18/26, 17:19No.25539089

To fart or not to fart, that

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Anon09/18/26, 17:21No.25539091

much was clear but the logistic chain

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Anon09/18/26, 17:24No.25539095

was all bunged up so to speak

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Anon09/18/26, 17:28No.25539099

stuck inside the subconscious intestinal tract. Eventually,

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Anon09/18/26, 17:29No.25539102

he downed five creatine scoops and waited

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Anon09/18/26, 18:40No.25539179

for Epstein to arrive, who was alive.

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Anon09/18/26, 18:57No.25539199

Alive he was, but he also had

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Anon09/18/26, 19:01No.25539207

to shave his nuts! Anyway, there was

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Anon09/18/26, 19:03No.25539209

an Indian who proceeded to shit violently

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Anon09/18/26, 19:04No.25539212

kept in a cage for Epstein’s amusement

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Anon09/18/26, 19:11No.25539232

"saaaaar free me ples" cried the Indian

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Anon09/18/26, 19:12No.25539240

and his expressive defecation didnt undermine his

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Anon09/18/26, 19:25No.25539260

laughable and pitiful demeanor, what an ugly

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Anon09/18/26, 19:30No.25539274

creature the Indian was. Reminiscent of a

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Anon09/18/26, 19:31No.25539275

dung beetle without the requisite positive characteristics

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Anon09/18/26, 19:40No.25539293

- artistically gifted at shitting, though, and through

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Anon09/18/26, 20:07No.25539341

their hyper reproducing tempo, truly awful and

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Anon09/18/26, 20:22No.25539374

wubba lubba dubb dub aha haha hah

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Anon09/18/26, 20:24No.25539377

redolent of spices, they bedunged the world

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Anon09/18/26, 20:26No.25539380

and entwined their odour with healthy society

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Anon09/18/26, 20:28No.25539382

just an awful, awful, awful, irredeemable race

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Anon09/18/26, 20:31No.25539388

Hitler was good, he rear-naked choked Epstein

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Anon09/18/26, 20:36No.25539393

or attempted to, goyishly, but Epstein countered

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Anon09/18/26, 21:09No.25539438

while the Indian attempted to redeem himself

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Anon09/18/26, 21:18No.25539445

"Saaaaar please am Brahmin" the Indian pleaded

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Anon09/18/26, 21:22No.25539450

why you so mad timmy get a

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Anon09/18/26, 21:23No.25539454

clue," the redditor interjected. Nobody paid attention.

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Anon09/18/26, 21:30No.25539478

except for the guy who replied to

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Anon09/18/26, 22:16No.25539573

The Indian then proceeded to spontaneously explode

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Anon09/18/26, 22:30No.25539595

the stadium now truly a gas chamber

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Anon09/18/26, 22:43No.25539610

and that's good. Gas chambers are good.

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Anon09/18/26, 22:50No.25539619

Hitler and Scuddles, together and embraced, appeared

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Anon09/18/26, 22:53No.25539624

to be having a gay old time

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Anon09/19/26, 00:20No.25539765

Suddenly, the Indian reconstituted himself with

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Anon09/19/26, 00:25No.25539774

yogic determination. He was now 8' tall

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Anon09/19/26, 00:46No.25539822

with a jutting stainless-steel chin and enormous

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Anon09/19/26, 00:59No.25539862

gaping vagina oozing with the secretions of

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Anon09/19/26, 01:00No.25539866

Kali. In a resounding basso profundo voice

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Anon09/19/26, 01:23No.25539926

he belted a tune on vaginal-yeast bread.

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Anon09/19/26, 02:01No.25540067

"OH, SAAAAR. FROM NEAR OR FAAAAR YOU

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Anon09/19/26, 04:01No.25540378

for over half an hour. He was

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Anon09/19/26, 04:15No.25540395

surfing the vulvovaginitic Kali Yuga, mangina munting

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Anon09/19/26, 05:12No.25540469

He tore down the Magna Carta and

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Anon09/19/26, 05:20No.25540476

replaced it with a Peter poster. He

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Anon09/19/26, 05:31No.25540483

decided to become a Buddhist. He decided

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Anon09/19/26, 05:34No.25540486

to become a Muslim Buddhist. He decided

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Anon09/19/26, 05:41No.25540492

to become a Catholic Buddhist. He decided

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Anon09/19/26, 05:44No.25540498

to fill his vagina with Virgin Mary

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Anon09/19/26, 05:50No.25540500

. "In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus

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Anon09/19/26, 05:55No.25540508

Santi, et satanus suckus my ligmus, amen.

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Anon09/19/26, 05:59No.25540511

Vagina, pussy, cunt, a hole, that's what

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Anon09/19/26, 05:59No.25540512

P.S. kill my mom please God thanks."

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Anon09/19/26, 06:02No.25540514

Anons mother died in sleep and was

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Anon09/19/26, 06:03No.25540516

cremated the next day, surrounded by her

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Anon09/19/26, 06:05No.25540518

family members discussing the international farting competition.

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Anon09/19/26, 06:06No.25540520

The blazing inferno of her cremation pile

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Anon09/19/26, 06:14No.25540527

reminded him; reneged on his Buddhist vow,

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Anon09/19/26, 06:17No.25540528

he decided to train for the competition.

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Anon09/19/26, 06:17No.25540530

to renounce masturbation, as he had just

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Anon09/19/26, 06:22No.25540533

came last time over his mother body

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Anon09/19/26, 06:33No.25540545

and the cum arced through the air

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Anon09/19/26, 06:37No.25540546

majestically covering the Buddhist priest with sperm

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Anon09/19/26, 06:50No.25540553

He stuffed bespermed mother inside his rectum

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Anon09/19/26, 07:06No.25540569

the proceeded to brakedance joyfully so that

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Anon09/19/26, 07:28No.25540590

his rotten joints collapsed upon the floor.

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Anon09/19/26, 07:42No.25540601

Awakening to the stench of ash, cum

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Anon09/19/26, 07:46No.25540603

hardened on Buddhist face, what the fuck

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Anon09/19/26, 07:48No.25540605

did Peter whisper, watching the child vanish,

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Anon09/19/26, 07:53No.25540609

Is that Rocco Siffredi over there? Wow,

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Anon09/19/26, 07:55No.25540611

how cool is that dude? I love

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Anon09/19/26, 09:00No.25540669

the smell of jamboy in the morning

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Anon09/19/26, 09:46No.25540714

Not so much in the evening, though

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Anon09/19/26, 09:51No.25540721

my sugar, my honey, my tender lover

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Anon09/19/26, 10:01No.25540725

BROUGHT TO YOU BY BANK OF AMERICA®

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Anon09/19/26, 10:04No.25540726

Scuddles had unpaid debt of 8 shelongs

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Anon09/19/26, 10:22No.25540732

which was his farting competition victory motivation

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Anon09/19/26, 10:33No.25540740

he never cared about fartlord legacy, what

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Anon09/19/26, 10:56No.25540760

he cared about was the Industrial Revolution

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Anon09/19/26, 10:57No.25540761

and its consequences being a disaster to

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Anon09/19/26, 11:00No.25540764

ribald bum bandits and other assorted buccaneers

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Anon09/19/26, 11:12No.25540773

which caused Marx to reevaluate labour theory

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Anon09/19/26, 11:19No.25540779

and Thatcher to reevaluate unproductive coal mines

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Anon09/19/26, 11:37No.25540792

Peggy had a crush on Marx, she

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Anon09/19/26, 11:43No.25540794

as in she literally crushed his legacy

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Anon09/19/26, 12:05No.25540821

his ballsack and burned his Jewish beard

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Anon09/19/26, 12:08No.25540823

so his tender face’d eat her coney

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Anon09/19/26, 12:10No.25540826

while stately Peter bore the shaving bowl.

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Anon09/19/26, 12:12No.25540828

"None of this happened" said shaving bowl

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Anon09/19/26, 12:13No.25540829

to mock the horror of the room.

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Anon09/19/26, 12:17No.25540831

Everybody froze for a second, there was

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Anon09/19/26, 12:17No.25540833

Adolf Diddler swaggered through the open door

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Anon09/19/26, 12:18No.25540834

and blessed the waking land with foam.

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Anon09/19/26, 12:22No.25540838

Diddler reminded everybody of someone, but they

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Anon09/19/26, 12:26No.25540840

saw his yellow robe sustained on high.

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Anon09/19/26, 12:27No.25540842

—Introibo ad altare Dei, lætificans iuventutem meam!

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Anon09/19/26, 12:27No.25540843

"What's the yellow robe's significance?" asked Scuddles.

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Anon09/19/26, 12:28No.25540847

"Come up, you fearful cripple!" Diddler cried

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Anon09/19/26, 12:31No.25540851

"Not before you explain the robe," Scuddles

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Anon09/19/26, 12:32No.25540853

demanded, while the priest approached the stone.

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Anon09/19/26, 12:46No.25540864

"It's piss stained." Diddler responded calmly to

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Anon09/19/26, 12:49No.25540866

the Saxon, blessing thrice the barren stone.

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Anon09/19/26, 12:56No.25540873

The stone then came alive and said

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Anon09/19/26, 12:57No.25540874

"You killed your mother in her bed!"

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Anon09/19/26, 13:04No.25540881

Know what? Enough of this. FINNEGANS, WAKE!

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Anon09/19/26, 13:07No.25540886

while Stevie leaned upon the granite stair

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Anon09/19/26, 13:07No.25540887

"I'm what?" asked startled Harry Bombadill Kenobi

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Anon09/19/26, 13:12No.25540893

"Begin again, Finnegan," read the first line

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Anon09/19/26, 13:12No.25540895

"Yer an Irish drunkard," said Buck Hagriddian.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:14No.25540896

Yet Stevie walked alone beside the bay.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:15No.25540899

"When's Crime and Punishment: 2 coming out?"

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Anon09/19/26, 13:16No.25540900

Bespoke thus Chinese Hitler, "Jude raus, shnella"

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Anon09/19/26, 13:20No.25540906

and shut the door against another crime

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Anon09/19/26, 13:21No.25540907

of some grim man on man violence.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:24No.25540909

He raised the bowl to mock Ranjeet.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:25No.25540910

How Genetian, whip whip! Lashes on asses.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:25No.25540911

"I'm not arrogant," she said, I thought.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:28No.25540914

"Behold, my gents, and shut your eyes!"

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Anon09/19/26, 13:29No.25540916

"And watch the ancient magic rise!"

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Anon09/19/26, 13:30No.25540917

Scuddles felt rightfully confused as his story

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Anon09/19/26, 13:31No.25540918

was answered by a whistle from above

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Anon09/19/26, 13:32No.25540919

What's up guys I'm the narrator AMA.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:37No.25540924

"Did Mother make you eat the soap?"

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Anon09/19/26, 13:38No.25540927

Fuck you, ask me something else please.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:40No.25540928

What genre is this, oh Mr. narrator?

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Anon09/19/26, 13:41No.25540929

"Just explain the plot," asked the audience.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:41No.25540931

"A Greek burlesque!" the yellow priest replied

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Anon09/19/26, 13:41No.25540932

The genre is Cocksucking: A User's Manual.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:43No.25540936

There is none, I'm the plot destroyer.

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Anon09/19/26, 13:45No.25540937

A virgin wrote the preface, I presume

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Anon09/19/26, 13:46No.25540940

That's not really a question is it?

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Anon09/19/26, 13:47No.25540942

How long will Scuddles linger here today?

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Anon09/19/26, 13:48No.25540944

Suddenly, India and all Indians were destroyed

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Anon09/19/26, 13:49No.25540946

Longer than anyone here would like unfortunately.

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Anon09/19/26, 14:00No.25540960

Narrator was hospitalized after his urethra was

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Anon09/19/26, 14:46No.25541016

cauterized in a sounding experiment with Diana

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Anon09/19/26, 14:48No.25541020

Princess Diana was actually alive and well

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Anon09/19/26, 15:24No.25541070

She'd just opened an onlyfans in Dubai

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Anon09/19/26, 15:31No.25541079

behold the mighty mother of us all

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Anon09/19/26, 15:32No.25541080

Jungian archetype of chtonic immortal mother goddess

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Anon09/19/26, 15:38No.25541093

Ask Doctor Jung to pay the rent

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Anon09/19/26, 15:40No.25541095

He rented Freuds goon room where he

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Anon09/19/26, 16:06No.25541135

kept his goons. Jung found goons charming.

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Anon09/19/26, 16:10No.25541147

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