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Anonymous01/28/26, 04:01No.25050428

What's your worst memory of getting caught in the library?

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Anon01/28/26, 04:05No.25050438

I got yelled at by the librarian for using the PC to play stickRPG :(

Anon01/28/26, 04:06No.25050440

I wish phone manufacturers in Western countries had to do the Japanese thing of playing a camera shutter sound effect whenever you take a picture or record a video

Anon01/28/26, 04:34No.25050487

>What's your worst memory of getting caught in the library? October 1, 2013. I ran a small business in the early 2010s and was paid in bitcoins, were basically worthless at the time. I lived humbly and my main handle on the Internet was sourced from one of my favorite 80s movies.Anyway I was chilling in the Glen Park library when two dorks got in a fight, then when I looked up they snatched up my laptop and put me in handcuffs, and sentenced to life in prison without parole. I only got out because some meme President commuted my sentence but that day, man, ruined my life.

Anon01/28/26, 04:44No.25050504

I was stalking a gril from class that I liked outside of school and she went to the bathroom so I waited and I waited some more and after she had been in there for like 15 minutes I walked toward the bathrooms to see if she had left out of another exit I wasn't covering because I blew my cover or if she was just pooping and as I walked down the hallway she came out of the bathroom stopped right in front of me smiled big and said hi and I just put my head down like an autistic retard went around her and made a b line into the bathroom only it was the wrong bathroom luckily there was no grils at the sinks but there was one in the stall flushing so I knew it was only a matter of time and I started panicking about if she saw me go into the girls bathroom and if it was safe to go out then I heard the stall unlatch so I ran out of the bathroom and there she was still standing in the hall waiting and laughing so I ran out of the emergency exit and all the way to my bus stop but i had to wait 40 minutes for the next one and while I was sitting there she drove by with some friends laughing and honking at me I dropped out of college the next day but I kept had to keep getting on the bus every morning for the next 4 months so my mom wouldn't know I dropped out until graduation and once in a while they would drive by laughing and honking and pointing

Anon01/28/26, 04:52No.25050521

I'm not a freak like many of you, but there was a toe stabber in my undergrad library

Anon01/28/26, 04:54No.25050526

I used to record women with a pen camera at the public library haha I never got caught tho

Anon01/28/26, 04:55No.25050528

Why do people behave so indiscreetly as this? I even see grown professionals wading through sewage on GoyTok during my commute. What's up with that?

Anon01/28/26, 05:11No.25050551

I saw a girl with a thyroid problem google image search "ash ketchum and brock kissing" on a high school computer about 15 years ago.

Anon01/28/26, 05:52No.25050606

A friend of mine when he was in primary school, used to jerk off in the school library all the time, on the computer, because he was usually alone there. This was the floppy days so porn was like 256x256.

Anon01/28/26, 13:38No.25051020

i was once seen reading Kant, the humiliation I had to go through was too much. classmates mocked me and called me "can't"

Anon01/28/26, 13:41No.25051024

>YOU CAN'T JUST WATCH PORN IN PUBLIC!!!! THAT'S HECKING BAD!!!! Start. With. The. Greeks.

Anon01/28/26, 14:21No.25051071

We had to sign in to the school library so I put Big D. ick and got kicked out.

Anon01/28/26, 14:32No.25051089

Some special needs guy sitting right next to me lifted his butt towards me and let loose a nasty fart. I looked around and no one acknowledged it

Anon01/28/26, 15:22No.25051154

how fucking down bad do you have to be to watch some FNAF (I guess that's what it is?) fake kissy shit? Let alone in public, and in high school? Of all the cringy shit I saw the anime kids and gigadorks doing in high school I never saw anything like this.

Anon01/28/26, 19:17No.25051558

Idgaf what you do on your computer but if you are making noise I will come over and tell you to shut up I was in my uni library the other day and some retard comes in and starts eating chips, like deliberately loudly. when you put it in your mouth and bite down without closing your lips so it makes a big crunch. He went on for about 2 minutes so I went over and told him to stop. it's that simple. some people also talk the entire time, which is more difficult... if it goes on for more than 10 minutes or you're talking loudly I will say something

Anon01/28/26, 19:26No.25051576

Around 2011 I showed some of my classmates how to access the silkroad using tails on the available computers. I got in trouble for "hacking" and they threatened me like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4gVkprDej0 I don't remember the exact amount but the lardass head of IT claimed I did 80K in damagesI was a real asshole as I kid. At the Middle School library I would take from the return bin and hide them in hopes that people would get in trouble not having returned their books.

Anon01/28/26, 20:31No.25051668

I as reading De Sade in the dark stacks of Butler Library when

Anon01/28/26, 20:33No.25051676

This very well could be ai to ruin someone's reputation. It's actually very common tactic now. Either that or the kid is just autistic.

Anon01/28/26, 20:39No.25051690

I've been caught writing greentext porn in the library before. Never by the staff though. The staff could give a fuck, just as long as you're not watching something really obviously pornographic, like the dumbass in the op. It's the fucking people, they're all sneaks; they'll purposefully walk by you real slow so they can rubberneck at whatever you're writing. This happened to me, like, every day whenever I tried writing at the library. One skater guy that stank like weed actually bent down and stuck his face right next to mine so he could read what was on my screen. Then he said, "You a writer?" like he just thought it was cool to do that, like he thought he was a literary agent in a movie or something.And no I was not jerking off while I was writing, and I wasn't hogging all the computers either. Then I would at least understand everyone's interest.

Anon01/28/26, 21:27No.25051823

I never went to one

Anon01/29/26, 00:34No.25052187

I remember I didn't have my card on me so I just ran last the check in counter, ignored the librarians cries. I ran downstairs and played Oregon Trail and Odell Lake for 2 hours.Then I was so scared to go past her to leave I went out the fire exit, which went off. Wellp, what can I say, I was retarded.

Anon01/29/26, 06:06No.25052749

>What's your worst memory of getting caught in the library? Library assistants punji stake trapped me, and kept me in 17th century French literature detention for 7 years living on fish and rice.