you are in a freak situation where your only - /k/

Anonymous10/22/26, 19:15No.65603881

you are in a freak situation where your only defense against an intruder is your trusty cast iron skillet. at what angle do you hold it to deflect bullets, and what's the maximum caliber it'll stop?

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Anon10/22/26, 19:22No.65603898

Wrong use case. Go on the offensive because you're holding a several pound metal club with a thin edge. Dent some fucking skulls.

Anon10/22/26, 19:24No.65603903

cast iron is brittle and would likely shatter with anything bigger than a .22lr hide around a corner and swing for the fences

Anon10/22/26, 20:05No.65603965

Start making eggs and bacon. The robber of course is obligated to sit down and have breakfast with you. At which point you then put a roofie in his coffee and watch him slip into nullspace as his body tries and fails to process an upper and downer at the same time

Anon10/22/26, 20:15No.65603980

Last time I've owned a cast iron skillet was in a video game and it was ridiculously heavy, 5kg or something.

Anon10/23/26, 01:50No.65604684

We’re you watching me play dayZ earlier? Lol

Anon10/23/26, 11:30No.65605410

I look at gramma's old cast iron grillpan, and that fucker LOOKS and FEELS like it'd probably stop .22 and .32 pistols and stuff for a bit, but I haven't ever shot it to test that, because that would seem very wasteful. Failing that, I'm confident if I get the drop on a fucker and manage to aim the rim of the pan on his head, his skull might just crack open like a coconut.

Anon10/23/26, 14:18No.65605625

I'd drop the pan, my trousers, their trousers, and fuck them in half. EZ win gg no re

Anon10/23/26, 14:21No.65605634

>tell me what a skillet can stop please

Anon10/23/26, 23:46No.65606650

I am a pragmatic person and instead offer the intruder a STOUT ShakOW for two refined

Anon10/24/26, 00:58No.65606817

First time?