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Anonymous10/20/26, 00:54No.65599589
Do a lot of soldiers go insane and into the woods during war

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Anon10/20/26, 01:02No.65599605
I went insane because I got no pussy, but I'm not even a veteran. Then I realized I'm married.
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Anon10/20/26, 03:31No.65599890
You don't need woods to go insane
But it helps
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Anon10/20/26, 03:36No.65599897
>Do a lot of soldiers go insane
No.
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Anon10/20/26, 04:32No.65599957
why can't i downvote this page
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Anon10/20/26, 05:19No.65599999
I went into the wood to get away from a war, but the woods were full of bees who said "No, you can't stay here, you have to go fight the kaiser" and I was like no, fuck that they got gas and trenches. I'll take my chances innawoods like a pussy. Then the bees say, "you don't understand, if you don't fuck off, we'll punch you in the balls twelve times"
Fuck you bees, I'm staying, then the punched me in the balls 13 times and go why, why would you punch me 13 times instead of 12?
"That last ones a freebee" they said
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Anon10/20/26, 10:11No.65600273
>Calls it Charmander
>When its clearly a Shiny Manky
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Anon10/20/26, 10:54No.65600315
Statistically they tend to go insane at home when on leave.
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Anon10/20/26, 14:14No.65600557

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Anon10/20/26, 19:56No.65601112
Apparently this is what happened to Pol Pot. He wasn’t originally the top guy in charge, but during the Civil War, the bombings killed off many of the more competent people. By the end Pol and his band of crazies were the ones left standing, with his followers completely devoted to him.
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Anon10/20/26, 20:20No.65601142
There was a black guy in Burma during WW2 who fragged his commander and fled into the jungle where he got taken in by a tribe of Naga who thought he was a god because they never saw a black guy before. He ended up having a loli harem that he impregnated and ended up getting caught and hanged.
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Anon10/23/26, 23:44No.65606645
"Dad, what was deployment like?">"If I may inject a personal note: It has been five years now since I have seen a tree or flower or woman or child—or a dog or a cat or a place of entertainment, or a human being doing useful work of any kind."