a vc tunnel network has been discovered

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Anonymous09/09/26, 00:37No.65493433
A VC tunnel network has been discovered underneath your neighborhood. You have been volunteered as a tunnel rat. What gun and gear are you taking?
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Anon09/09/26, 00:38No.65493441
Birthday suit. 38 special revolver.
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Anon09/09/26, 00:40No.65493445
>No tendies or Nintendo until the tunnels are clear
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Anon09/09/26, 00:44No.65493453
i hope they like sewage
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Anon09/09/26, 00:44No.65493458
a short barreled shotgun and a leather gimp suit so i can slide around in the mud.
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Anon09/09/26, 00:45No.65493462
Tanker filled with e-girl bathtub water.
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Anon09/09/26, 01:15No.65493538
My dick covered in Kerry Gold butter
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Anon09/09/26, 03:14No.65493912
5 cans of baked beans, 5 bottles of Pepsi, raw onions and garlic. The VCs will surrender in no time.
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Anon09/09/26, 03:36No.65493976
Many VC were 11 or 14 year old girls from rural villages. American soldier with a captured Vietnamese girl fighter no older than 14. >my first female Viet Cong prisoner to interrogate. She was maybe 14 years old at the oldest. She was captured and allowed to live, which was rare, because she was caught trying to throw a hand grenade at American soldiers, though she denied attempting to do so; typical response from savvy prisoners who knew it couldn't be "proven" after some days had gone by. American soldiers would frequently capture Viet Cong teenage school girl fighters in the field. Viet Cong were local South Vietnamese Communists guerillas and didn't have tanks, air force or anti air-craft weapons which is the only difference with NVA and northern Vietnamese militias. North Vietnamese militias also used child soldiers.
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Anon09/09/26, 04:10No.65494071
100,000 gallons of polyurethane foam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKAVeSB3YTs
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Anon09/09/26, 04:50No.65494158
I'd seal then entrance with steel/concrete, and put in a piss tube. By a "piss tube" I literally mean a tube that you piss into when nature calls. The tube would lead into the tunnel, but it would zig zag a few times so they can't shoot your balls off mid piss. Next to the piss tube would be a box of firecrackers and a plumber's snake that could be used to clear any attempts at blocking the piss tube, or scare off any attempted nut blasters. I would then encourage the neighborhood men to piss in the piss tube whenever possible. Eventually the stench of ammonia would become unbearable in the tunnels and they would be forced to give up, or dig their tunnels in someone else's neighborhood, so it's not our problem anymore.
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Anon09/09/26, 05:04No.65494181
A 1911 and a flashlight, that was enough to defeat them.
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Anon09/09/26, 06:05No.65494275
Why use a gun when you can use this?