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Anonymous09/08/26, 08:27No.65491635Skooter's Gun Review Of Thee Widow Maker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjexC3phymM&list=RD6MWTqXr00TU&index=4
It's like the previous gun, but way better. I personally don't care for the layzer because flies are visual creatures, it usually scares the badass flies I try to shoot and kill. It is a nice add on to blast skeeters that aren't as visually developed. It's a beautiful piece of gear, but unfortunately it gott too kold for the flies, wrong season to go fly hunting I guess, story of my lief, like Napoleon lacking the timing for the Russian invasion. Defeated. Ideally I would be able to gun down the skeeters in midair like I was general Patton on gun in the flak cannons shooting down soviet MIGs and allied Harriers. Yes, we can foment and lament they weren't as badass as the inner child in us expects them to me, but they still delivered a superior product I love and understand. It is in beautiful crimson red, comes with a sling and a stock to go deer fly hunting. The reticular reticules activation system is vastly improved from the previous weapons systems. it sticks out more and is on point and on target like playing darts, bulls eye every time like the veterans of the previous generation, you will get the best bang bang bang for the buck onnsightTM. I think the high velocity salt you pay extra for is pixie dust, but aim not a conman noir engineer, so who am I to doubt them? I just gott it for the anti caking properties as high humidity can really gum up your advanced anti air weapons systems and then you are shit out of luck like a patriot without missiles, you are fucked, surrounded, and out gunned on gunned. Don't let the shit eating carriers of disease and corruption foul the good out of your days, order the anti air widow makerTM weapons systems today, the ass alt iron dome martial law platform will never cease to disappoint in which everyone is robbed of the joy and passion of a wet sunday morning star dream because a fucking skeeter had the sheer audacity to land on your lips;; judgement day
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Anon09/08/26, 08:28No.65491636
So how do ya like it?
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Anon09/08/26, 09:32No.65491677
You have weird toes