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Anonymous05/14/26, 17:28No.65155335
How do you get a /k/ wife?
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Anon05/14/26, 17:29No.65155339
Get a wife then turn her /k/
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Anon05/14/26, 17:32No.65155343
Get a /k/ bf and some scissors
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Anon05/14/26, 17:32No.65155344
go innawoods and find a deer
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Anon05/14/26, 17:34No.65155349
bros... what makes Slavic girls so pretty? It's no fair dirty stinky Russian men get to wed them.
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Anon05/14/26, 17:44No.65155374
You guys interact with women?
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Anon05/14/26, 17:49No.65155380
Smoke a bunch of opium and nod off while visualizing your mythical waifu who only exists in slav propaganda. You want a /k/ wife the closest you're gonna get is a southern old school GOP lady with too much money for you to approach whose daddy takes her trap shooting
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Anon05/14/26, 18:05No.65155405
Dad brought Mom here in '48 age 18 from Kassel.
Last of their four kids. I'm half nazi, nigguh.
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Anon05/14/26, 18:11No.65155424
Every woman I've dated except the first one, I lied to about my politics.
Only one of them I told that I own guns, but she never wanted to shoot one.
My current gf is an Asian hyper liberal. I just lie to her to get sex at this point.
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Anon05/14/26, 18:46No.65155505
Women don't have hobbies or interests like you want to believe. The only exception is homosexual women or extreme uggos.
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Anon05/14/26, 20:12No.65155706
Attend horse shows.
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Anon05/14/26, 20:26No.65155743
Does Mormon help?
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Anon05/14/26, 20:54No.65155795
Why would you want a /k/ wife?
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Anon05/14/26, 21:08No.65155823
you must convert her with the good news and a nurturing horizontal love. she will want to defend what she now has and then you will arm her
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Anon05/14/26, 21:09No.65155824
Raise one.
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Anon05/14/26, 22:11No.65155930
The duality of /k/
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Anon05/15/26, 01:37No.65156367
i honestly wouldnt want a /k/ wife
gun people are annoying in general tbqh
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Anon05/15/26, 12:02No.65157147
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Anon05/15/26, 19:56No.65158038
My Chinese girlfriend's father and grandpa were straight-up former Chinese military and intelligence agency officers. Her grandma was active in the Red Guard. And one of her great grandfathers was a Russian fleeing to China.But she calls hiking and camping "people wanting to act like homeless people" so she is the opposite.
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Anon05/15/26, 20:00No.65158047
They aren't found, they're made. Step one in this process is that she must respect all of your beliefs, even if she doesn't hold all the same beliefs. If she still looks down on guns even just 6 months in, it's a lost cause and you must either break up with her or accept a future where you're forced to sell all your guns.
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Anon05/15/26, 20:01No.65158050
Try gun clubs or conventions.
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Anon05/15/26, 20:55No.65158198
phonetically, /k/wife sounds remarkably similar to queef. Which is doubly remarkable, in that odds of anyone asking for relationship advice on 4chan has as much chance of getting it as a queef in a thunderstorm.