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03/15/26, 03:47No.219973003/cum/ - Canada US Mexico
03/15/26, 03:47No.219973003/cum/ - Canada US MexicoPrev >>219970166 [/int/thread/219970166#p219970166]
Ralpha males, our retort? edition
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Anon
03/15/26, 03:48No.219973023
03/15/26, 03:48No.219973023oh no the ragepig got BUSTED?!?what did he do this time
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Anon03/15/26, 03:49No.219973032
03/15/26, 03:49No.219973032did you know, you can just ask girls to touch their titties?
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Anon
03/15/26, 03:50No.219973036
03/15/26, 03:50No.219973036What is a Canadian movie where a character stands in full view pointing a gun at another person anyway? Possibly delivering a translated Hong Kong soliloquoy?
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Anon
03/15/26, 03:50No.219973039
03/15/26, 03:50No.219973039I cannot personally abide by an OP fashioned by a foreign flag, so this is the thread
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Anon03/15/26, 03:52No.219973057
03/15/26, 03:52No.219973057Well hello beautiful..
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Anon03/15/26, 03:55No.219973078
03/15/26, 03:55No.219973078How goes the war burgers
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Anon03/15/26, 03:56No.219973092
03/15/26, 03:56No.219973092>play fishing game on phone
>load into fish duel
>american names: fishin bob, bass turd :D, MyOtherForeskinIsATrout, Ihatemywife, Virginia Dream
>foreign names: ATATÜRK 1915, K-OCEAN WARRIOR, SLAVIE:SKULL:, THUNDER POSEIDON, XXDEMONXX
why are they like this
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Anon03/15/26, 03:57No.219973101
03/15/26, 03:57No.219973101Whenever I start hanging out with a woman for long enough she eventually starts getting on my nerves
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Anon03/15/26, 03:58No.219973108
03/15/26, 03:58No.219973108If apartment owners in Canada are allowed to put Vegetarians only (Indians) can we put up places to rent that prohibit Vegetarians?.
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Anon03/15/26, 04:01No.219973133
03/15/26, 04:01No.219973133SHOVELHEAD: A Korean man goes on a rampage after an unfortunate accident at the mortuary which leaves him permanently disfigured...and wearing garden tools!
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Anon03/15/26, 04:16No.219973215
03/15/26, 04:16No.219973215PREGNANT? NO PROBLEM BITCH SPRAVADO WILL MERK YOUR UNBORN BABY BITCH JUST FLUSH AND MOVE ON WITH YO LIFE. NURSING? DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT NIGGA SPRAVADO WILL TURN YOUR TITTY LIQUOR INTO HYDROCHLORIC ACID WATCH YOUR PROBLEM MELT AWAY. SPRAVADO MAY KILL YOUR PETS AND CAUSE INTENSE SUICIDAL URGES ALSO IT COULD CURE YOUR FIBROMYALGIA OR WHATEVER FAKE BITCH DISEASE FACEBOOK CONVINCED YOU YOU GOT. WHATEVER, SPRAVADO
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Anon03/15/26, 04:16No.219973220
03/15/26, 04:16No.219973220You guys are weird
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Anon03/15/26, 04:17No.219973228
03/15/26, 04:17No.219973228>>>/gif/30378474 [//boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/30378300#p30378474]
me and who
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Anon03/15/26, 04:18No.219973230
03/15/26, 04:18No.219973230Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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Anon03/15/26, 04:20No.219973238
03/15/26, 04:20No.219973238I can't hold off any longer. I must play RE9 but I don't want to pay 100 leaf bucks either.
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Anon03/15/26, 04:22No.219973249
03/15/26, 04:22No.219973249Momberg wants me home by midnight on weekends
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Anon03/15/26, 04:28No.219973302
03/15/26, 04:28No.219973302>ese
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Anon03/15/26, 04:28No.219973304
03/15/26, 04:28No.219973304>tune into live stream of mass presided over by the Pope
>he's speaking Italian
I don't know what I was expecting
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Anon03/15/26, 04:36No.219973365
03/15/26, 04:36No.219973365Nigga why you baby-sittin
Only two or three shots
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Anon03/15/26, 04:37No.219973371
03/15/26, 04:37No.219973371How about the Gay of Hormuz
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Anon03/15/26, 04:38No.219973381
03/15/26, 04:38No.219973381A
Anon03/15/26, 04:43No.219973421
03/15/26, 04:43No.219973421If you have tried multiple antidepressants, and they haven't worked, why not give my dick a chance?
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Anon03/15/26, 04:44No.219973428
03/15/26, 04:44No.219973428>I got fiiiiiive' on it
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Anon
03/15/26, 04:45No.219973437
03/15/26, 04:45No.219973437there aint no real reason anyone should love me, i'm just existing
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Anon03/15/26, 04:48No.219973468
03/15/26, 04:48No.219973468>When I was 17 me and my mama had beef
>Kicked out in the streets
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Anon03/15/26, 04:48No.219973475
03/15/26, 04:48No.219973475Giraffes have nowhere to hide when it's raining
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Anon03/15/26, 04:54No.219973514
03/15/26, 04:54No.219973514wouldn't it be simpler just to have the muslim kids doing ramadan go to the gym or study hall or literally anywhere else but the one room designed for eating in
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Anon03/15/26, 04:55No.219973523
03/15/26, 04:55No.219973523>She said: "I saw that shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt"
>And was crying..
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Anon03/15/26, 04:57No.219973535
03/15/26, 04:57No.219973535just ate my choccy muffinberg that was p good
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Anon03/15/26, 05:00No.219973569
03/15/26, 05:00No.219973569Odds i smoke and watch videos on phoneberg
Evens i dont smoke and play vidya on steamdeckstein
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Anon03/15/26, 05:01No.219973574
03/15/26, 05:01No.219973574i'm not even putting on an act, we did in fact know about Anal Cunt in 00's Slovenia. Weird, I know.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:02No.219973580
03/15/26, 05:02No.219973580Women buttcheeks
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Anon03/15/26, 05:03No.219973591
03/15/26, 05:03No.219973591I GUESS YOU WONDER WHERE I'VE BEEN
I SEARCHED TO FIND A LOVE WITHIN
I CAME BACK TO LET YOU KNOW
GOT A THING FOR YOU AND I CAN'T LET GO
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Anon03/15/26, 05:04No.219973603
03/15/26, 05:04No.219973603I want to touch women's BUTTS
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Anon03/15/26, 05:04No.219973605
03/15/26, 05:04No.219973605Chatgpt says 69 is an odd number even though its divisible so phoneberg it is
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Anon03/15/26, 05:05No.219973610
03/15/26, 05:05No.219973610The deed is done.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:05No.219973621
03/15/26, 05:05No.219973621Can't believe Venezuela beat Japan
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Anon03/15/26, 05:07No.219973628
03/15/26, 05:07No.219973628Damn steam is quick. I asked for refund of over the top: ww1 like 2 hours ago and they already gave it to me
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Anon03/15/26, 05:09No.219973652
03/15/26, 05:09No.219973652DUDE new caseoh video is up and the burnt peanut is currently streaming. Tonight is gonna be epic.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:09No.219973655
03/15/26, 05:09No.219973655Stoner boner loner
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Anon03/15/26, 05:11No.219973666
03/15/26, 05:11No.219973666Jack me off
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Anon03/15/26, 05:11No.219973668
03/15/26, 05:11No.219973668Bullshit
Horseshit
Dogshit
Batshit
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Anon03/15/26, 05:11No.219973671
03/15/26, 05:11No.219973671Don't like women who are athletic. Women should be soft to the touch. Why the fuck would I want a girl with abs and biceps?
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Anon03/15/26, 05:12No.219973676
03/15/26, 05:12No.219973676*gets a conspicuous boner pants tent at the /cum/ meetup*
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Anon03/15/26, 05:13No.219973682
03/15/26, 05:13No.219973682I miss Insomniac with Dave Attell.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:14No.219973694
03/15/26, 05:14No.219973694Alyssa Liu?
Yup. Shes my gf.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:15No.219973696
03/15/26, 05:15No.219973696This war is necessary.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:17No.219973713
03/15/26, 05:17No.219973713The bacon burger from BK is so good. It's only a couple hundred calories.
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Anon
03/15/26, 05:18No.219973717
03/15/26, 05:18No.219973717>The Shape of Punk to /cum/
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Anon03/15/26, 05:19No.219973723
03/15/26, 05:19No.219973723what if vaginas aren't actually real, i mean, none of us have actually seen one so its possible
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Anon03/15/26, 05:20No.219973730
03/15/26, 05:20No.219973730Why haven't you become punk after dumping drumpf?
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Anon03/15/26, 05:21No.219973733
03/15/26, 05:21No.219973733>Go to local gas station
>Gay guy I've gone to school with since 2nd grade is the clerk
>He's completely straight now
>Don't say a thing
crazy shit
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Anon03/15/26, 05:25No.219973754
03/15/26, 05:25No.219973754I dunno man i just like a twix every now and then. Its nothing special but its not aggressive as a snickers but has more going on than kit kat. just a nice mid chocolate snack doing its best.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:27No.219973765
03/15/26, 05:27No.219973765The Raped
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Anon03/15/26, 05:29No.219973779
03/15/26, 05:29No.219973779coming to theaters in 2027
starring Nic Cage
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Anon03/15/26, 05:29No.219973784
03/15/26, 05:29No.219973784drinking milk
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Anon03/15/26, 05:32No.219973815
03/15/26, 05:32No.219973815i wish the milkman would deliver me milkin the mornini wish the milkman would deliver me milkwhen im yawnini wish the milkman would deliver me milkin the mornini wish the milkman would deliver me milkwhen im yawnini would like some milk from the milkman's wife's titsi would like some milk from the milkman's wife's titsi would like som-i would like som-like some milkman's wife-s tits
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Anon03/15/26, 05:33No.219973822
03/15/26, 05:33No.219973822Neighborhood kids are running around hollering in the woods at 1:30 AM
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Anon03/15/26, 05:33No.219973827
03/15/26, 05:33No.219973827
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Anon03/15/26, 05:34No.219973835
03/15/26, 05:34No.219973835Why does my IP keep randomly getting blocked and unblocked
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Anon03/15/26, 05:35No.219973837
03/15/26, 05:35No.219973837nutted inna norwegian bird once
and a lithuanianpropa gud it was
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Anon03/15/26, 05:36No.219973842
03/15/26, 05:36No.219973842lithuanian or latvian
cant remember whichjust defo wasnt estonian
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Anon03/15/26, 05:37No.219973854
03/15/26, 05:37No.219973854respectfully I say to thee, I'm aware that you're cheatin'
When no one makes me feel like do THUNK THUNK
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Anon03/15/26, 05:38No.219973859
03/15/26, 05:38No.219973859Hope momberg orders me new curtains for me tomorrow
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Anon03/15/26, 05:38No.219973860
03/15/26, 05:38No.219973860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDHW5wXBvLw
ohhhh you know what I mean
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Anon03/15/26, 05:40No.219973874
03/15/26, 05:40No.219973874just genuinely dont udnerrstand why troons cant just be normal people instead of putting on diss just obscene malformed atrocity exhibitionc that no wun wants to seeno wun wants to gawkin dat sense it aint propa ballardian
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Anon03/15/26, 05:40No.219973875
03/15/26, 05:40No.219973875>playing wolf 3D: Spear of Destiny
>been playing this level for pretty long now, exploring for secrets
>one of them led me on a long corridor that takes fortever to return from
>open a secret wall
>instantly ambushed by SS solders machine gunning me from nowhereI think they spawn them from behind you. Fucking bullshit. 100% to death in 5 seconds? fuck you carmack
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Anon03/15/26, 05:41No.219973887
03/15/26, 05:41No.219973887chud pussy is the sweetest pussy there is
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Anon03/15/26, 05:43No.219973903
03/15/26, 05:43No.219973903my head is shaped real weird
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Anon03/15/26, 05:44No.219973905
03/15/26, 05:44No.219973905phwoar
quake
unreal tournament
propa gud wun
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Anon03/15/26, 05:45No.219973920
03/15/26, 05:45No.219973920*perches in /cum/*
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Anon03/15/26, 05:46No.219973933
03/15/26, 05:46No.219973933There is no better entertainment in this world for me than a good football game to me. No movie or TV show has ever made me feel the same emotions as an NFL game I care about
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Anon03/15/26, 05:51No.219973979
03/15/26, 05:51No.219973979Could I love a woman who doesn't appreciate Don't Get Me Wrong by The Pretenders? Doubtful
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Anon03/15/26, 05:52No.219973981
03/15/26, 05:52No.219973981Bachelor of Arse
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Anon03/15/26, 05:54No.219973991
03/15/26, 05:54No.219973991I DID IT FOR THE NOOKIE
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Anon03/15/26, 05:54No.219973993
03/15/26, 05:54No.21997399318 million Jews.
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Anon03/15/26, 05:55No.219973996
03/15/26, 05:55No.219973996
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Anon03/15/26, 05:56No.219974007
03/15/26, 05:56No.219974007Rango is such a good movie
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Anon03/15/26, 05:57No.219974012
03/15/26, 05:57No.219974012Browsing /cum/ while pooping
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Anon03/15/26, 05:58No.219974017
03/15/26, 05:58No.219974017uhh what are you doing steppe sis
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Anon03/15/26, 05:59No.219974027
03/15/26, 05:59No.219974027im balding
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Anon03/15/26, 06:01No.219974045
03/15/26, 06:01No.219974045I really can’t understand why the omega rich want everyone else to be in absolute poverty. Is it as simple as them just being comically evil? What motive is there to want this?
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Anon03/15/26, 06:02No.219974049
03/15/26, 06:02No.219974049Alright, I’m going to bed. Fixing my sleep schedule is my #1 priority this week.
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Anon03/15/26, 06:05No.219974071
03/15/26, 06:05No.219974071six six six million ways to die
choose one
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Anon03/15/26, 06:09No.219974096
03/15/26, 06:09No.219974096We really need to stop spending so much on veterans, but you can't do that without risking a coup.
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Anon03/15/26, 06:09No.219974098
03/15/26, 06:09No.219974098>bitches say that I'm stoopid
>I ain't stupid
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Anon03/15/26, 06:10No.219974104
03/15/26, 06:10No.219974104I fucking hate antisemitism. However, I'm a committed islamophobe. Alright, good chat!
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Anon03/15/26, 06:15No.219974142
03/15/26, 06:15No.219974142Mors Ontologica
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Anon03/15/26, 06:15No.219974145
03/15/26, 06:15No.219974145The inventor of the boob job should be put on trial for crimes against humanity
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Anon03/15/26, 06:16No.219974159
03/15/26, 06:16No.219974159If america was a pokemon it would be normal/fighting type
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Anon03/15/26, 06:17No.219974164
03/15/26, 06:17No.219974164can't stop pleasuring myself to cartoon children having sex
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Anon03/15/26, 06:17No.219974167
03/15/26, 06:17No.219974167Why did God lose six million Jews?
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Anon03/15/26, 06:18No.219974170
03/15/26, 06:18No.219974170Chicago
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Anon03/15/26, 06:20No.219974189
03/15/26, 06:20No.219974189I'm a liberal because I'm classist. I won't associate with ruroids, I won't associate with the uneducated, and I most certainly won't associate with the working class.
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Anon03/15/26, 06:22No.219974204
03/15/26, 06:22No.219974204I love night time. Just shitposting and some music or slop in the background. The world stops, no normalfags no one nothing
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Anon03/15/26, 06:23No.219974216
03/15/26, 06:23No.219974216I don't even know why I come to 4chan. I'm not even racist.
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Anon03/15/26, 06:24No.219974226
03/15/26, 06:24No.219974226Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine - The Fiddler on the Roof was by a Ukrainian Jew
Zagreb in Croatia has Jews still, most Slovenian Jews originate there or in Hungary
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Anon03/15/26, 06:26No.219974237
03/15/26, 06:26No.219974237They're doing this to me tomorrow
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Anon03/15/26, 06:26No.219974244
03/15/26, 06:26No.219974244canadian twinks be like: "bud, i can't have you talkin' about my butt like that anymore. it makes me feel uncomfortable o///o"
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Anon03/15/26, 06:28No.219974257
03/15/26, 06:28No.219974257Here is your great soul—the man who has given himself over to Fate; on the other hand, that man is a weakling and a degenerate who struggles and maligns the order of the universe and would rather reform the gods than reform himself.
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Anon03/15/26, 06:35No.219974321
03/15/26, 06:35No.219974321blonde blue eyed girls
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Anon03/15/26, 06:35No.219974328
03/15/26, 06:35No.219974328mental thought diss dude was slovakian but actsully slovenianmindbogglin
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Anon03/15/26, 06:36No.219974333
03/15/26, 06:36No.219974333Me af but I'm chopped
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Anon03/15/26, 06:37No.219974348
03/15/26, 06:37No.219974348>chopped
zoomers took a cool word that used to signify Houston rap music and turned it into gay twitterslang
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Anon03/15/26, 06:38No.219974360
03/15/26, 06:38No.219974360He's a Czechoslovakian interior decorator
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Anon03/15/26, 06:40No.219974372
03/15/26, 06:40No.219974372why did he delete this post?
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Anon03/15/26, 06:40No.219974375
03/15/26, 06:40No.219974375been watching alex o connor debate phillip goff on value realism and intrinsic motivationgenerally agree wiv alexbut kinda stuck on diss thought aboutwhether stuff can be intrinsically motivating
fink its mainly semantics
albeit is-ought problem
but also intersects wiv causation
mind-body problem
quinean/wittgensteinian post-positivism
seems to me ders a chicken-egg problem surrpunding motivation/aversion/suffering/pleasurr
inextricablpropa intrestin
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Anon03/15/26, 06:41No.219974377
03/15/26, 06:41No.219974377My penis hurts
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Anon03/15/26, 06:42No.219974395
03/15/26, 06:42No.219974395Spoke to a black chick with massive knockers, like Maserati tier phat. Kinda hard not to look at them. I shit you not I saw bit her lips at least twice, and it gave me a boner. I think she might be interested bros
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Anon03/15/26, 06:43No.219974400
03/15/26, 06:43No.219974400I can't stand boots on the ground. Every time some newscaster says it I scream shit my diaper
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Anon03/15/26, 06:44No.219974410
03/15/26, 06:44No.219974410i remember being like 5 and going to the video place to rent vhs
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Anon03/15/26, 06:44No.219974416
03/15/26, 06:44No.219974416coooorrrrr cockinton-upon-bollockshire is a loveleh town. I could live 'ere
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Anon03/15/26, 06:44No.219974418
03/15/26, 06:44No.219974418Fresh out a 3 day whaddup foos
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Anon03/15/26, 06:45No.219974425
03/15/26, 06:45No.219974425>Geoff Keighley is Canadian
It all makes sense now
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Anon03/15/26, 06:46No.219974434
03/15/26, 06:46No.219974434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuXcBP98Cz407
exotic folk music? that's a better answer than everybody being a dick
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Anon03/15/26, 06:46No.219974437
03/15/26, 06:46No.219974437its actually really weird i kinda sided on goff a bit more on diss wun point coz i consider most of his views a bit rubbish
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Anon03/15/26, 06:47No.219974444
03/15/26, 06:47No.219974444Rapism outside of /b/
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Anon03/15/26, 06:49No.219974455
03/15/26, 06:49No.219974455
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Anon03/15/26, 06:49No.219974461
03/15/26, 06:49No.219974461Blood Meridian is basically white trash redneck committing war crimes against Mexicans for 400 pages
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Anon03/15/26, 06:50No.219974471
03/15/26, 06:50No.219974471*rednex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
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Anon03/15/26, 06:51No.219974472
03/15/26, 06:51No.219974472whores for islam
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Anon03/15/26, 06:51No.219974475
03/15/26, 06:51No.219974475new
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