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Anonymous
01/28/26, 23:49No.218830974
01/28/26, 23:49No.218830974Have you ever been arrested in your cunt?
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Anon
01/28/26, 23:50No.218830992
01/28/26, 23:50No.218830992how can she have a neck with that belly?
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Anon
01/29/26, 00:47No.218831851
01/29/26, 00:47No.218831851How does one acquire a “plumper pass” iyc?
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Anon01/29/26, 02:52No.218833341
01/29/26, 02:52No.218833341>get caught shoplifting
>get 30 years in prison for attended murder of a cop
What was he thinking?
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Anon01/29/26, 03:00No.218833447
01/29/26, 03:00No.218833447Post link NOW
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Anon
01/29/26, 03:01No.218833453
01/29/26, 03:01No.218833453same person?
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Anon01/29/26, 03:30No.218833771
01/29/26, 03:30No.218833771why do the mayonnaise People always make this face? even when they're trying to Murder someone?
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Anon01/29/26, 03:30No.218833773
01/29/26, 03:30No.218833773No but one time a boomer tried to strangle me at a gas station and ended up getting his third strike. I broke his nose thankfully
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Anon01/29/26, 03:46No.218833920
01/29/26, 03:46No.218833920Imagine having such an atrocious body. Her fat distribution is horrific. Grim.
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Anon01/29/26, 04:35No.218834371
01/29/26, 04:35No.218834371A
Anon01/29/26, 04:36No.218834382
01/29/26, 04:36No.218834382no but I have been to the drunk tank twice
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Anon
01/29/26, 04:43No.218834438
01/29/26, 04:43No.218834438she's a solid 8/10
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Anon01/29/26, 06:28No.218835327
01/29/26, 06:28No.218835327Yeah. It was okay. The handcuffs dug into my wrists on the ride over to the station. The cops involved were decent conversation, but a bit fatalistic about their life expectancy and the general stress of their jobs. I also learned that my local HOA bothers them all the time.The charges were dropped.
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Anon01/29/26, 06:29No.218835338
01/29/26, 06:29No.218835338*RECORD SCRATCH*
*Baba O Reilly starts playing*
>Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up here
>well it all started...
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Anon01/29/26, 07:33No.218836011
01/29/26, 07:33No.218836011Once, possession of deadly weapon with intent of causing bodily harm or something like that. Thankfully I trained mma with the guy who took my testimony and I was underage at the time so it ended with a single visit from a government worker and it isn't in my papers anymore. Got stopped for drinking in public bunch of times but never got a fine for that since I'm cool with cops.