npg comfy north park oc thread 47

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Anon10/05/26, 01:07No.837628

AND WE'RE BACK HERE!

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Anon10/05/26, 01:59No.837629

seven days https://discord.gg/VYDZMzCh

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Anon10/05/26, 03:43No.837634

I missed this board so much

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Anon10/05/26, 04:21No.837635

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Anon10/05/26, 22:07No.837652

"Package Thief" Drew's package gets stolen and it shakes her to her absolute core, she adopts a tougher persona and delves into the underground of parcel-snatching, run by Krippler."Murder At Hamburger Castle" A who-dunnit Mystery at North Park's one and only Hamburger Castle. Saucy Samantha the mascot of Hamburger Castle is found facedown in the ballpit (giggity) And for once the Double D mystery team sit this one out, because they wanna have lunch. So Beansy and Cringe Kid team up for once."Paranormal Activity: Extreme Sleepover Edition" Dani convinces(begs) Wendy to hold a sleepover with some of the girls from their school at the Chateau and she buckles and does it, after that the episode is shown from the security footage at the Chateau."Streetracing is a Form of Martial Arts" The kids watch some Fast and the Furious movies and become obsessed with streetracing and adopting wild streetracing personas. Needless to say it's all fun and games until Neil and Drew streetrace in front of a train to win a race and get pushed to Denver"Slappy Gets Cancelled" Slappy accidentally says the 'H' word on a live interview and the collective town loses their shit and publicly shames him medieval style, something the town does to all its townspeople when they make a huge social faux pas, rotten food and vegetables are thrown at him, and someone announces his comings and goings"Slappy and Nolan's Big Top Marathon" Slappy when leaving the grocery store gets the urge to use the bathroom, but traffic has stopped to a crawl, he decides to walk home, Nolan follows him desperately trying to give him back his change."Frankenberry" It's Beansy's favorite time of the year because all of her favorite berries are finally in season, but some people in town like to bully her and tell her that Frankenberry is for posers and Count Chocula is for real OGs. This causes Beansy to block up the Count Chocula factory with a lego dam ceasing production.

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Anon10/06/26, 03:55No.837668

Based after the music core list for Terry and Leslie

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Anon10/06/26, 12:31No.837698

i wish north park had more pornographic episodes

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Anon10/06/26, 16:22No.837703

"Porky's Butthole" A 26-minute long recording of an irate North Park Fan calling North Park Studios

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Anon10/06/26, 19:52No.837711

Sabrina undercover as a baby.

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Anon10/06/26, 21:15No.837713

i hate when I buttcrak shaves and haires grow bak and it start hurtign from hair ingrow

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Anon10/07/26, 01:32No.837724

>*Ashley, Dorothy, Sabrina, Leslie, and Dani huddle around each other, trying to figure out how to get Rayne to join their kickball team, they speak in hushed tones* >L: "Ok, do any of you girls speak Goth?" >Da: "I thought you did?" >L: "I can only look the look, I can't talk the talk. Plus, I just like purple." >S: "I can speak it." >L: "Sabrina, no offense, but you're the most preppiest bitch I know." >S: "For your information, I'm Valley, not Prep, plus Goth isn't that far from Valley, I just gotta be gloomier." >A: "She has a point."

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Anon10/07/26, 17:51No.837737

"Northvision" A long event that imagines different characters in their own setting/show with distinct artstyles, to name a few.>Groovy Girls Mystery Team Dani and Sabrina are two girls who solve mysteries with their talking pet Rat, done in the art style of 70s Hanna-Barbera stuff>Short Bus for Short Kids The special ed kids and their misadventures in a harsh space that largely ignores them, done in the art style of Ed, Edd, n Eddy>Little Big Top The Carey-Honker-Song family's wild misadventures. Done in the artstyle of Home Movies

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Anon10/07/26, 19:23No.837739

I found this in my uncle's basement, how much do you think it's worth?

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Anon10/08/26, 00:33No.837749

zacharinaZachary gets hit with a does of gender fluid and half the boys are swooning for her dispite him being the exact same level of sociopath except Danny who doesn't get the attraction chazette was better ( my feelings on malfoid)Total terminateTT becomes convinced she is a magical construct made by Salem with a fake backstory about a future apocalypse due to an April fools prank she does everything in her power to prevent what she believe will destroy her existencelittle dee-tectivesMina shrinks the double dee detectives when they have to get across town to get evidence to clear slappy's name but they soon find a civilization of shrunken people who Mina has failed to capture in jars and it's just them dicking around the teeny city for the rest of the episode completely forgetting about slappychibi-fiedSalem essence of cuteness spills into the water supply turning everyone into town into chibis except the vampires and the robots who don't drink water also no one can swear or say anything crude it just turns whatever they we're going to say into a cute replacement. After a fierce battle for dominance vera becomes the undisputed ruler of town after unplugging Asimov and his family's charging pad so they just shut the down making them the only one capable of reaching the top shelf

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Anon10/08/26, 00:46No.837750

Bethany and Miss Terry teaming up and everyone thinks they're dating because Dani and Sabrina are gay.

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Anon10/08/26, 02:34No.837754

Episode Idea: Salem-Strongs: Salem decided to become a momstrongs for just a day, but things get out of hand when the CCP showed upSpeed Derby: The citizen of North Park decided to entered the derby race ala Wacky Race style

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Anon10/08/26, 20:40No.837777

>"I just KNOW this bitch had a hand in my father's death... I just don't know how..." >"Oh great, she's got Autism eyes, she either wants something, or she's staring right through me."

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Anon10/09/26, 19:13No.837799

"Weekend at Ubermensch's" The Double-Dee Mystery team are trying to find some evidence of Ubermensch's cloning experiment, but get trapped within his house on the worst possible time. The two overhear a divorce happen, Ubermensch's test results that are uncomfortable to listen to, and are even uncomfortable witness when he breaks down crying."The Backstabber's Blues" The Double Dee Mystery Team think back on the forgotten member, Tammy when they were known as DDT.

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Anon10/09/26, 19:27No.837800

"This got awkward quickly"Bethany and Sabrina end up going to Rivals counseling when Bethany starts feeling like the two aren't really rivals anymore, the two dragging Dani and Terry along with them to the insanely awkward meeting that just seems to get worse the longer it drags on."Karate Bug-Men vs Spandex wearing weirdos"CK annd Asimov argue over whether Comic Book Heroes or Kamen Riders are cooler, leading to the Power Ranger Kids getting involved and it turning into a schoolwide brawl between the various hero fan groups.

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Anon10/12/26, 01:29No.837866

You see the vision?

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Anon10/12/26, 03:52No.837868

Telapthic Communication intercep0

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Anon10/12/26, 13:30No.837880

>Come up with ideas for some new OCs >Too lazy to draw or just get sidetracked I need to fucking draw more.

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Anon10/12/26, 20:39No.837884

"Saint Misbehavin'" A saint ascends from the heavens--Or so she says, a few days in North Park and she becomes a close-minded, angry hick who doesn't like robots and gingers. Eventually Mel Gibson comes and tries to bring her back to heaven, but she refuses. Slappy is convinced the end is near, when the saint sends him a message from Bongo."Big Flex" This whole episode is an infomercial by Big Tex about an exercise machine that doesn't REALLY work, but man it sure does make you look and feel like you are."Junkyard Dog" The main trio are constantly harassed by a kid who acts like a dog whenever they go to the junkyard to look for cool stuff. Jerry brings home a canadian squirtgun and goes wild wild west."Life Could Be a Dream" Asimov wakes up from his first 'dream' believing it to be real, having read/learned of dreams but never really having one, this dream in particular includes him accidentally installing Bonzi Buddy and stealing nuclear launch codes, he is determined to never go into sleep mode again, and the dreams and reality mesh into each other."Fable" An anthology episode where an unseen storyteller is reading a book to some campers. 'The Cripple and the Tomboy' Georgina competes with Mandy in a race to see who can win. 'Drew and the Grapes' Drew is desperate to find a copy of the Seinfeld Script 'The Grapes', trying to steal it from Larry David. 'The Robot and the Clown' Slappy needs help and Asimov is happy to help.. Then Slappy tries to drown him."Got Yourself A Gun" Tha main trio are eating pizza at Sal's pizza place in real-time ignoring what appears to be a hit squad looking for, and attempting to take out Sal. Chaz complains that there's a single olive on his slice when he didn't want olives, Jerry and Mandy panic, but Chaz is very persistent on getting another slice or his 2.50

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Anon10/12/26, 23:16No.837887

Do not ask what happens behind the North Park 7/11 from 11 PM to 4 AM

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Anon10/13/26, 23:32No.837907

"H.O.A.R.S." Someone new to town convinces Chuck to make a HOA, only 3 households are OK with this. Can this new person survive being moderately trolled by people being maliciously compliant and Colorado's laws, or will they be found hanging from the tree in their front lawn?"Please Don't Find This Media" Halloween episode, Chaz can't find a specific Halloween special, so he looks online, having no luck there, decides to see if Asimov watched it and still have it in his databanks, what follows is a deep rabbit hole that ends up Sliver Shamrocking/Third Impacting the whole town.

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Anon10/14/26, 12:45No.837924

"Harlequin Psycho" Slappy's new medication for his laughing fits turns him completely cold and goal-oriented, he leaves his family and starts hanging out with the bigwig clowns in Denver. All the faces are the same. All the jokes are the same. All the parties are the same."Bundle of Joy" Bundle decides she needs to get pregnant NOW!!! And pretends to be a chain-smoking single-mother with a piece of corn wrapped in a blanket and candy cigarettes."Crusader of The Lost NARC" MC seethes at Halloween and the sugar that all the other kids gets, he decides to destroy all the sugar in North Park, but after seeing Gency bust some guy for 'Nose Candy' he ends up in North Park's criminal underbelly, stealing kilos of cocaine, hoarding them in his house to gain leverage over Halloween."Drew's Clues" Drew goes missing and nobody really knows where she is... And nobody kind of cares? But she's left clues all over the place!--...So someone will look for her, right? She eventually ends up on milk cartons in the background for a little while."Skipper Skips" Skipper decides to join the North Park Jump-Rope Tournament."Little People" The midgets of North Park have a support group. Chuck, yet again DOES NOT bring the donuts, so it's just hot dogs and coffee."Vagueposting" Halloween episode, Drew's true nature comes out."Caped Crusader" MC decides to become a superhero, but it ends poorly for him when some street-thug backs up into him in his car by accident."Pumpkin" Halloween episode, a pumpkin comes to life and tries to seduce the men of North Park into 'Making me hollow', but the way she acts, what she says, it's genuinely a mystery if she means sex or turning her into a Jack-O-Lantern.

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Anon10/15/26, 06:55No.837938

Arnold's joining the super LARP... And he's another toku hero.

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Anon10/15/26, 11:54No.837941

"These Legs Were Made For Walkin'" Ms. Chariot begins to work out specifically her legs, eventually they become so thick and veiny that Hulk Hogan's 24-inch pythons are too afraid to challenge her. Rumors spread throughout town that Chariot is so fit her legs are working and she's just waiting for the right moment, Zach doesn't believe the rumor, and starts popping shit to her, the two agree to fight in front of the school at 3:45PM. The entire town shows up someone is even selling tickets to the fight. Zach is briefly nervous when Chariot begins to slowly lift herself. The second she's off the chair she immediately falls flat on her face, roll credits.

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Anon10/15/26, 15:57No.837944

"Kid--What the hell are you doin'?! Hide!"

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Anon10/15/26, 17:11No.837945

drawn by another anon

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Anon10/16/26, 03:20No.837962

Asimovcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBi3G6eKHFk

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Anon10/16/26, 11:19No.837971

Max jumpscare in new South Park episode

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Anon10/17/26, 22:33No.838011

"Sea Oddity" Drew and Asimov hijack a submarine belonging to Maria. The two get lost for a while."Arthur Kensington Jr. and the Brutal Mogging" Song gets challenged to an Aura Battle by the school's coolest kid, Arthur Kensington Jr. after accidentally knocking him down, everybody hypes up the fight the entire episode talking about how Song is going to get BTFO'd, Song shows up, not quite understanding what's going on, and in his ignorance he utter floors Arthur, by the rules of school, Song becomes the coolest kid in school but hates it, Arthur admits to Song in private he's glad to have lifted the 'Cool Curse' Song looks for someone else to pass it along to."Jade Tigress" Slappy's been working late with Razzle on new clowning tricks and jokes, Hui gets incredibly jealous and starts coming randomly unannounced to bring Slappy dinner or just say 'Hi', Hui has a one-sided rivalry against Razzle, trying to harm her in comical ways only for Slappy to get BTFO'd every time."Hurricane Platter" The OG three's family dealing with a hurricane, Ashley is somehow there for all three's events."Dead Body" A few kids find a dead body in the woods that turns out to be Stan passed out after eating a bad mushroom."Homeless Problem" There's a town hall meeting about the homeless problem and the people decide to be a real town they need more homeless people.

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Anon10/19/26, 02:58No.838058

"Colorado Slapstick Massacre" Slappy's brother escapes North Park Mental Hospital.

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Anon10/19/26, 03:00No.838059

Uncle Clown comes to town.Maria's uncle Clown comes to town, revealing himself as a demonic reality warping user of the Dark Clowning arts that is the reason Maria hates Clowns and Magic, now Slappy and Maria have to team up to stop him from taking over North Park.This is the follow-up to an episode where Salem and Slappy fuse to torment Maria

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Anon10/20/26, 05:58No.838083

>S2E3: A Bad Feeling >Obligatory "Phantom Menace kinda sucks" episode >Most, if not all the adults in town are getting hyped up for Phantom Menace, getting to relive their childhood. >The town is basically COVERED in ads/promotions for the movie >Some of the kids are hyped up, none so more than Jerry, who's, strangely, not being a stick in the mud, in fact, he's not containing his excitement. >Will he be the voice of reason when the town starts burning effigies of the main cast and George Lucas?

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Anon10/20/26, 11:32No.838088

North Park: Doomsday 6-part event that sees the town go up against different apocalyptic scenarios "The Moon Sees Me" The moon becomes sentient, and wants to crash into earth, the town gets 3 days to make their peace."Spare Some Water?" The town turns into Waterworld due to Anartica melting."Chernobyl Jr." The town's power plant has a really bad leak."You're Fired!" A forest fire rages out of control and threatens the magic forest."Raisin' The Dead" Due to some magic fuckery the dead walk the earth once more, they're not hungry, but they're pissed the living buried them."God. Is. Pissed." The Ten Plagues start to happen around North Park.

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Anon10/20/26, 16:52No.838094

Fake ItalianTony is revealed to be a fake Italian by Sal, leading to Tony having a crisis of character and falling into a debilitating milkshake addiction.Mo Maria mo problemsDrew finds herself caught in between a squabble between Maria and Slappy, with the woman spoiling her rotten and Slappy being jealous of the money Maria has to throw around.Thank Goodness you're here!Maria spends an odd day being dragged into everyone's problems after a case of the British hits the town, much to her consternation as she's attempting to get home in time to sign for a package.

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Anon10/22/26, 00:00No.838103

"Mein Phone" Lisa hacks the town's phones under the guise of keeping them safe from a new virus going around called 'Bonzi Buddy Jr.', she uses it to elevate herself to near-mayoral status and becomes a dictator for a few days."Fifteen Minutes of Shame" Scoop (Slappy's youngest brother) takes Slappy and Bongo's remains to a Maury/Ricki Lake/Jerry Springer type of show, with an eccentric host."Clancy Scouts" Clancy's Angels decide to become girlscouts, with a less than savory outcome, they run their cookie bracket like a bunch of idiots who think they know military, but it's a bunch of girls yelling at other girls until they cry."That's Disrespectful To The Authors" Moral Crusader is hosting a bookburning and most of what he's burning are military novels by Tom Clancy and John Ringo, the Clancy Angels find out and plot a tactical attack to distract MC and steal the books, the fire gets even worse and sets a nearby grocery store on fire due to both parties."Third Wheel" Beansy gets upset when she notices Drew's new crush and stops hanging out with Drew and Asimov, she finally gets to do all the lego building she's been wanting to do for the past few months. And then she realizes she has no other friends."Fed Ex" The CCP struggle to quickly fabricate a report on the town in time before their bosses shut down the operations in North Park. Think Lesson Zero but with more panic and scrambling.

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Anon10/23/26, 18:08No.838144

"Ventriloquist Computer Gangster Police God" Slappy thinks he's the victim of a worldwide conspiracy to steal his family, when he encounters a Ventriloquist Dummy from Childhood, he decides to take himself hostage.

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Anon10/23/26, 23:49No.838158

"Roll Call" Clancy's Angels have hit a snag, they don't really have code names, they've just all been calling each other 'Private', they try to come up with cool names, but they all fight over 'Revolver Ocelot' and 'Solid Snake' until they decide to ban those names or any variation from the pool. Eventually they come up with some good names, that fit the 'Metal Gear' vibe they were going for. From left to right: Boss Panther - Commander and the Leader Golden Cavalry - She is the Joy and the Laughter Hunting Raccoon - She is the toughest fighter Phantom Mimic - She coordinates the camo and disguises

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Anon10/24/26, 01:18No.838160

Clancy's angels? Who the fuck is Clancy? What happened to Max's angels?

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Anon10/24/26, 02:26No.838163

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