Anon02/02/26, 11:55No.826715
Grayson finds love
Grayson finds the only woman in town that doesn't trigger his broken cute aggression in some form, Jerry's mom Janice.
And for some reason the woman finds him attractive as well, meaning Jerry has to try to break them up, lest he get ripped on by everyone for having a dad who looks like a school shooter.Tony goes Mute
Tony takes the "Italians talk with their hands" Sterotype to its' logical conclusion and learns sign language before almost entirely stopping talking, only speaking with his hands, both via sign language and punching the crap outta people.Gency vs Grayson
Elmer Gency tries to stop Grayson Robert from grave robbing, leading to wacky shenanigansMaria takes the Cake
Maria wins the hottest woman in North Park Award, leading to someone trying to kill her, can the DDMC Find out who's trying to kill Maria before she has to take a bite of the town's handmade reward cake?The Stanchurian Agent.
Stan the Weed Man is actually a KGB sleeper agent who has been killing members of the non-CCP government organizations in North Park, leading to Payne wanting to find out who the sleeper agent is, and ask him why he isn't killing CCP agents too.Mina's Babysitting blues
Cates has Mina babysit Cringe Kid, threatening horrible retribution if even one hair on his head is harmed, CK is in no danger, but by god he is annoying her and she's sorely tempted to strangle the kid.
B-Plot, the DDMC think that Mina kidnapped CK and try to "save" him.CK solves some crimes
CK uses his cringe obsessions to solve several crimes around town, leading to several criminals trying to kill him before he can solve their crimes, meanwhile the DDMC protect the oblivious kid from being murdered by several criminals, by capturing them and having Gency take them away.Too many crime stoppers!
Gency feels like his job is worthless thanks to all of the young kids and teens solving crimes before he can.