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Anonymous09/08/26, 20:51No.18679611Revelation 11 thread
Who are the two witnesses of Revelation 11?
What is their testimony that’s different from every other Christian?
Is it because they’re Jewish that they get to be super special Christians?
Are they like superheroes? Is that why the world hates them?
Do you think they will be crucified in Jerusalem like the Lord?
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Anon09/08/26, 20:56No.18679621
>Who are the two witnesses of Revelation 11?
Zeus and Odin.
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Anon09/08/26, 20:56No.18679624
There is no exercise more pointless than attempting to decipher Revelation. It doesn't even list the 12 tribes correctly.
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Anon09/08/26, 21:02No.18679639
Enoch and Elijah
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Anon09/08/26, 21:47No.18679748
Why would you use a woman in the silhouette? It’s like you don’t know anything at all. How many women do you actually think in your pea brain use /his/, let alone don’t know the Bible and would actually fall for this in your audience?The obvious choice is two people who are suspected to have never died. A lot of people suspect Enoch, but it doesn’t say he was taken up alive by God. Then people say Elijah because he was knit as one soul with Elisha and went up to heaven alive in a flaming chariot. By the way, I asked to be knit as one soul with me twin wife who is by divine convergence the same as me even though we are not related. But it could just be Elijah and John the Favorite.Jesus tells Peter, what is it to you that John tarries till I come again? Peter thought since Jesus did so much with him that he must be the most important apostle. But John was the Favorite. So it has been my opinion ever since that could be Elijah and John. I’m not going to be there when they go though. I don’t care about the Antichrist. I’ll be with Jesus.
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Anon09/09/26, 00:52No.18680227
nd Elijah” is psychologically safer than having to accept two new authorities, so that’s probably why a lot of analysis bends that way. But it’s not Biblical.
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Anon09/09/26, 02:12No.18680340
it's obviously Peter and Paul since they were martyred shortly after founding the church. Most of Revelation is literally just about what was happening at the time with the church being persecuted by Rome (and Emperor Nero in particular). The fact that the two witnesses are also described as the two lampstands and the two pillars of the church - which early church fathers literally call Peter and Paul - proves this.
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Anon09/09/26, 06:00No.18680594
I used to ask myself this same question 20 years ago when I was really into this.