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Anonymous10/18/25, 17:21No.18084687
If Jesus wanted to create a religion for everyone, why didn't he fly to the Senate and say "I am God! Follow my religion!!" Then all he had to do was perform some magic, cast some hadoukens, and that was it!
Then it was just a matter of flying to the Han Emperor, the Persian Emperor and the Kushan empire and doing the same thing.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:24No.18084694
Christchads believe the whole point was to fulfill prophecy and die for muh sins, not LARP as Goku. If he just showed up and started blasting, it would have violated free will and made faith completely meaningless. The entire Christian framework falls apart if you remove the suffering servant arc. It is not an anime power-level contest.
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Anon10/18/25, 17:24No.18084695
being ruled by superman is a shit ideathe solution was to have the in-group collectively identify themselves as the incarnated body of God
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Anon10/18/25, 17:25No.18084699
Because the god in the gospels cannot see the future and wanted to see if the jews would accept him or not. Calvinists BTFO. The future doesn't exist until it happens and even an omnipotent god doesn't see it.
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Anon10/18/25, 18:22No.18084832
Because how else would we get hilarious larp religions like Sedevacantism and the Anglican version of that people were posting about yesterday? God loves us and gives us the best comedy possible.
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Anon10/18/25, 18:25No.18084839
>If Jesus wanted to create a religion for everyone
Any honest Christian will have to admit that he didn't.
I suppose you could posit universalism or something, but let's be real here...
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Anon10/18/25, 19:14No.18085035
>why didn't he... fly to the emperor... and say "I am God! Follow my"-
>ACK
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Anon10/18/25, 19:15No.18085037
Mormomism is the real Christianity.
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Anon10/18/25, 19:47No.18085135
>Why Jesus not like one my my Avengers movies?
