you dont eat pussy like him that is why your wife

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Anon07/30/26, 06:22No.30971249

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Anon07/30/26, 06:23No.30971252

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Anon07/30/26, 06:24No.30971253

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Anon07/30/26, 06:25No.30971258

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Anon07/30/26, 06:25No.30971261

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Anon07/30/26, 06:29No.30971271

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Anon07/30/26, 06:31No.30971282

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Anon07/30/26, 08:08No.30971505

She's going to replace him for a rabid dog in 2 months.

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Anon07/30/26, 08:14No.30971514

How to git gud? My tongue gets tired pretty quickly.

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Anon07/30/26, 10:06No.30971735

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Anon07/30/26, 10:18No.30971777

That's how you get whiplash.

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Anon07/30/26, 10:23No.30971799

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Anon07/30/26, 10:28No.30971826

It's funny. Eating pussy is my thing, I put it on par if not above receiving head.Watching it in porn does nothing for me though.

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Anon07/30/26, 11:33No.30972014

I love eating her pussy but it's a blackpill to know she likes it more than fucking. If only I could convince her to invite her lesbian friend so I could fuck her and eat her white pink pussy

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Anon07/30/26, 14:09No.30972404

Women contradict themselves so much. they claim to like having their pussy eat, but then see guys do it as weak beta males.

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Anon07/30/26, 16:57No.30972885

I can't get past the smell. Any recs?

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Anon07/30/26, 17:39No.30972994

I'm convinced that boomers were right all along: eating pussy is gay.

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Anon07/30/26, 18:56No.30973262

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Anon07/30/26, 19:46No.30973406

Eating pussy is just a cope for dudes with no dick game. Oral is a secondary weapon, it should never be your primary.

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Anon07/30/26, 22:58No.30973974

my girl isn't a watermelon. there's more nuance to it than whipping your face back and forth

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Anon07/30/26, 23:56No.30974174

nobody pointing out that she's pissing all over his face?am I supposed to want that?

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Anon07/31/26, 01:22No.30974557

i would love to eat pussy but it doesnt matter how much i study it watching videos. im never gonna have sex anyway. i fantasize about eating pussy more than even penetration because a girl letting you eat her pussy is even more vulnerable and trusting of you than letting you penetrate her.

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Anon07/31/26, 01:41No.30974629

Long shot but does anyone have either of these two webms from a thread a few days ago? https://archived.moe/gif/thread/30899946/#30901175 https://archived.moe/gif/thread/30899946/#30904548 Archives don't save actual webms anymore.

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Anon07/31/26, 01:45No.30974637

Looks like a pitbull with his favorite squeaky toy.

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Anon07/31/26, 02:08No.30974685

Dude shakes his head like a fucking Jacob's Ladder monster, how does he not get a headache?

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Anon07/31/26, 02:20No.30974729

If you eat the hole you spoke the pole.

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Anon07/31/26, 04:43No.30975123

if youre dating a girl over 18 then eating pussy is gay. and ill tell you why its gay. its because shes fucking other guys. even if you dont think she is, she is. as the saying goes, 'it aint her new nigga, you just aint knew nigga.'

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Anon07/31/26, 08:43No.30975532

Most replies here right and here's why: I won't hide it, i'm better at eating pussy than fucking. Years back, I use to date this girl for about 1 year and we worked at the same place. Apparently she said to the receptionist that I was amazing at eating pussy and I deserve all bragging rights. A few weeks after we split, the receptionist stayed after closing time to get her pussy licked which I made he see stars. My had stopped working there when we split and the receptionist told me that my ex fucked 2 different guys at 2 different places and finish the night by asking me to go down on her. No matter how good you can be with your tongue, if you are not good fucking, they will cheat, because it happened to me a few times until I met someone who was not into fucking as much. So yes, you guys are right.

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Anon07/31/26, 09:15No.30975591

is this legit? need serious answer before i try this irl

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Anon07/31/26, 09:26No.30975612

Most women are not stupid, their bodies can have different orgasms. If you only eat her and she cums, if you have a hard on, they will be open about getting fucked because it's a different feeling. If she has to work on you because your soft, in head she is not as interested. If you only eat her, chances are you ain't gonna get anything. The amount of time I was promised blowjobs and never ending up happen it's because she said what you wanted to hear to make you shut up. I even overheard a conversation of my older niece saying how she would manipulate her ex bf to get oral in a conversation with her aunt. There's the proof.

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Anon07/31/26, 14:49No.30976315

Every man should enjoy the pussy buffet

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Anon07/31/26, 15:12No.30976405

Getting a stiff neck just to be pissed on the face?My gf cums with much less, if she wants a vibrator we do have toys.

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Anon07/31/26, 15:58No.30976546

Wow you guys don't know shit about sex. Not one response saying 1, she's just pissing everywhere this is just porn. and 2. this just isn't what gets women off. They need constant, direct stimulation. Imagine someone rubbing their hand over your dick really fast like they're petting it. Would that feel good? No. Well maybe but mostly no.

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Anon07/31/26, 19:31No.30977149

>Thread about webms of eating pussy >Half the posts itt for some weird fucking reason: OMG IM A SAD CRAB BUCKET FAGGOT WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT, HERE'S SOME GAY TRIVIA ABOUT ME AND MY SAD FAGGOT LIFE THAT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR, PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME SO I DONT KMS oh my god shut the fuck up, nobody gives a fuck about any of you

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Anon07/31/26, 22:48No.30978091

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Anon08/01/26, 00:50No.30978592

My wife finds the very idea of eating pussy disgusting and her sister thinks "the best man on earth doesn't hold a candle to the worst woman".

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Anon08/01/26, 00:55No.30978609

I actually like eating pussy more than penetrating but how do you advertise you eat pussy?

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