solves smartphones

A
Anonymous10/25/26, 02:51No.110155950
>Solves smartphones >Destroys doomscrolling >Completely degoogled and private >Waze, GPS, Whatsapp, banking just werks >3 day battery life standby with full android >Officially sold in the US under $300 Why haven't you bought one?
op image
93

Replies

A
Anon10/25/26, 03:06No.110156034
>$300 i can buy a fully functional smartphone for like $49
A
Anon10/25/26, 03:08No.110156038
buy an ad bozo
A
Anon10/25/26, 03:08No.110156041
But can I phonepost from it?
A
Anon10/25/26, 03:50No.110156229
>Completely degoogled >Waze
A
Anon10/25/26, 03:53No.110156239
day battery life standby with full android My phone gets over a fucking week on full standby
A
Anon10/25/26, 04:05No.110156295
Why do I want my buttons to just come off?
A
Anon10/25/26, 04:43No.110156460
>3 day battery life standby with full android lmao at that piece of shit. max battery life with even average use will be 8 hours tops.>Waze, GPS, Whatsapp, banking just werks using any of that shit turns you gay.>Completely degoogled and private i'll believe it when i see it.>Solves smartphones no. picrel solved smartphones.
Reply image .gif
A
Anon10/25/26, 05:07No.110156541
>no headphone jack no buy
Reply image .png
A
Anon10/25/26, 05:20No.110156584
Why didn't you buy an ad?
A
Anon10/25/26, 05:26No.110156615
this may very well be the lowest quality thread currently on /g/ quite an achievement, considering the state of the board as of late
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:04No.110156805
If you're really trying to break your phone addiction, but for some reason cant give up Android, these are all much better choices: https://cat-phones.com/products/cat-s62/ https://ikko.com/products/mind-one-phone https://www.unihertz.com/products/jelly-star https://store.mudita.com/store/mudita-kompakt-global https://sunbeamwireless.com/product/f1-horizon-bluebird-feature-flip-phone-with-waze-and-hotspot/
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:10No.110156834
Step aside for the GOAT https://cat-phones.com/products/cat-s22-flip/
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:10No.110156835
Snailcat phone, I don’t want it
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:23No.110156881
>Solves smartphones
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:24No.110156886
Oh shit, it's a whole different thread. Your other thread didn't get enough interest so you made another? Buy an ad, faggot. Nobody's going to buy your gay shit. If I wanted to buy a dumb phone, I'd buy one. In fact, I have one in the other room in a drawer somewhere. A true dumb phone. Not this wannabe. [/g/thread/110148831#p110148831]
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:46No.110156988
>3 day battery life on 2000 mah >full android Unless it runs Android Donut, choose one. A quick visit to r/sidephone shows that people who actually use the phone regularly are constantly complaining about the battery dying in half a day.Also... >keys not registering and ghost presses >You can absolutely doom scroll on Sidephone. Very effectively. https://www.digitalfengshuiguide.com/blog/light-phone-3-vs-mudita-kompakt-vs-sidephoneTldr; Buy an ad nigger.
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:49No.110156993
use case? >m-muh doomscrolling have you considered having a stronger will? every time you get the urge to doomscroll... you just don't. how about that? do something productive or creative or something. or embrace the doomscroll once you realize your existence doesn't really matter and doesn't influence anything. as long as you've got the basics covered (food, shelter) you may as well doomscroll all day for all I care.
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:56No.110157016
Man that pop off dialpad/keyboard is such a stupid gimmick
A
Anon10/25/26, 06:59No.110157030
>this is one of the CEOS of sidephoneIts official, anyone who hates this phone is a brown dalit.Sidephone is for european chads. If you hate this phone you are brown.
Reply image .png
A
Anon10/25/26, 07:05No.110157072
sidephone gets you women because you're not staring at your cuck phone 24/7.If you use a smartphone you'll become an incel. Sidephone gets you pussy. Just part of the referral process.
Reply image .png
A
Anon10/25/26, 07:14No.110157108
>Why haven't you bought one? Because I don't listen to brown ESL discord users that get paid in cow piss to shill on 4chan. Buy an ad.
A
Anon10/25/26, 07:30No.110157183
Sounds good and all but if it can’t support ChatGPT then what’s the point
A
Anon10/25/26, 08:11No.110157385
>SAAAR BUY IPHONE SAAAAR APPLE VERY GOOD SAAAR
A
Anon10/25/26, 08:42No.110157539
Was that something talking I thought I heard something must have been the wind
A
Anon10/25/26, 08:50No.110157563
This phone REALLY makes people seethe huh? Guess they are seething the ad became popular and people are buying the phone.Could it be shills from light phone and or another company?
A
Anon10/25/26, 09:21No.110157707
Looks fine but the battery is absolutely ass and it doesn't charge fast? Pricing at least not worse compared to many others, but still shitty imo. Not everyone have problems with smartphones, so I would miss a few stuff. Still the more brands we get the merrier, but I just dont see a point with it for me.
A
Anon10/25/26, 09:31No.110157750
>banking just werks Does it? My bank only has an iPhone and Android app, doesn't allow any other apps for security reasons. Banking doesn't work on Sailfish for example.It is a real limitation for any non-smart phones.
A
Anon10/25/26, 10:23No.110157972
>Completely degoogled >android how do we tell him?
A
Anon10/25/26, 10:50No.110158100
do you still have to give Waze access to your contacts? XD Why the fuck does the navigation app need my contacts?Android is made by Google you dumb fuck. If it runs droid, its googled.WTF is with that keyboard? one drop and you lose it forever in a drain. Then its de-toggled also XDThe product sucks just from the info you gave.3 day battery? My 13 promax can do 3 days if I use it as an adult (I have no youtube installed, no social media, just messaging apps).Control yourself eh, do not outsource your discipline to malignant companies that will go bankrupt in 3 months and you lose support for your product overnight.Buy an iphone, use it like a man - responsibly. And enjoy best overall PHONE experience.If you want a pocket PC, you are out of luck anyways and should suck Droids cock daily and enjoy feeding China and Google with every info imaginable./end rant /end thread
A
Anon10/25/26, 11:41No.110158308
How do normies have energy to doomscroll, after work I go fish or hit the race track, after it I fall asleep to some autistic Church father. Zero energy or time
A
Anon10/25/26, 11:44No.110158328
>d0000000ddddd we want t9 fone in the year of the lord 27 Said no one ever. Why not make a blackberry clone?
A
Anon10/25/26, 11:55No.110158375
>Whatsapp don't need or want that shit
A
Anon10/25/26, 12:57No.110158687
>touch screen >no proximity sensor, and you need a third-party app to disable touch during phone calls
A
Anon10/25/26, 13:09No.110158768
I hate techbros so much. They are selling ancient tech as if its something new for 300 bucks for "le retro" while in reality its same cheap chink components.