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Anonymous08/20/26, 23:48No.18758491How can men wear shorts without looking like a homosexual?
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Anon08/21/26, 00:41No.18758501
grown men should not wear shorts
>b-but its hot in florida!!1!
white men do not live below the 40th parallel
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Anon08/21/26, 02:10No.18758521
by wearing them the same way racist eastern european boys wear them
get tats, activewear, join a fight club or a volunteer battalion
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Anon08/21/26, 06:36No.18758593
Needing to ask this in the first place in general is pretty retarded. Since shorts are super casual by nature it's next to impossible to screw up shorts. They'll only really look bad if they're bizarrely long like early 2000s shorts or bizarrely short like 70s shorts. No one's gonna have strong opinions on what you wear to the beach or to work out.
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Anon08/21/26, 07:28No.18758602
Just stop sucking dicks and getting fucked in the ass while wearing shorts.
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Anon08/21/26, 10:52No.18758675
>Oh noe, I can’t wear perfectly normal thing everywhere else in the world, because I’m American and afraid of catching the gay
America was a mistake.
Fucking buck-broken pussies.
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Anon08/21/26, 19:21No.18758849
maybe try being less of a faggot thats sexually attracted to mens legs
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Anon08/22/26, 16:33No.18759198
>Somehow no one has commented how op picrel manages to wear the shittiest possible choice a man could make with those cargo shorts yet actually makes them look decent
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Anon08/23/26, 10:27No.18759623
aw fuck not the ai gorilla spammer. no idea how you can do this so much and still not get banned
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Anon08/23/26, 23:35No.18759940
By wearing them on the beach or the gym, as intended.
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Anon08/26/26, 14:47No.18761130
You need to be muscular and work out your legs.
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Anon08/26/26, 14:58No.18761133
only homosexuals care about how other men dress. take care of you and yours and don't be a fag about it.
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Anon08/26/26, 16:02No.18761145
I grew up in the early 2000s wearing the longest and baggiest shorts you had ever seen that were only a few inches away from touching my ankle length socks and had absolutely massive pockets that you could fit an entire laptop in no issue but the girlfriend has been begging for me to wear short shorts especially since she wears revealing clothes all the time and I don't and so I guess I wear short shorts now and it's comfortable as hell but every time I wear them I feel so fucking scandalous! LOL! So much air and sunlight on my bare thighs like holy shit. Sometimes I even forgetting I'm wearing em but then I look down and realize how much leg I'm showing and I feel so exposed. But my girlfriend finds it "cute and adorable." She likes to see me embarrassed. And since she always wears short shorts too (as well as miniskirts and minidresses) she likes pressing up her naked bare thighs against my naked bare thighs. It's kinda great.
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Anon08/27/26, 07:03No.18761442
This may sound weird and is 100% psychological but whenever I wear shorts that go slightly above my knees as opposed to knee-length or slightly below my knees my confidence for some reason shoots up at least by 50% minimum. There's just something about having my knee completely exposed plus just a little bit of lower thigh showing that makes me feel so carefree and like I can take on anything. My longer shorts are basically just my old shorts I've owned for a long time and am hesitant to just get rid of. I always make sure my new shorts are above my knees.
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Anon08/27/26, 07:16No.18761444
they cant. i havent worn shorts all summer because i'd rather suffer heatstroke than be a faggot
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Anon08/28/26, 05:24No.18761994
A girl in middle school said it looked like I was wearing stockings because of how hairy my legs are. I haven't worn shorts in public since then.
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Anon08/28/26, 06:33No.18762015
Anything from middle of the thigh to above knees looks good.Beyond that, regarding shorts, details don't matter.The only thing that matters is that you are lean, have a bit of muscle, and wear a top that allows you to show that you have that baseline fitness.
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Anon08/28/26, 14:06No.18762090
You don't look like a homosexual.
You look like you're trying to be a frat bro.
Which is worse.
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Anon08/29/26, 03:19No.18762391
Does anyone unironically need advice on this? I mean they're fucking shorts. Shorts are so simple that it's impossible to get them wrong unless in the rare instance that they're mid-shin or the very top of your thigh. Otherwise you'd have to try on purpose to screw up shorts.
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Anon08/29/26, 15:41No.18762523
do not tuck your fucking shirt under the belt while wearing your shorts
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Anon08/30/26, 03:03No.18762750
Unsure how common this is (I do live somewhere hot and humid) but I prefer shorts over pants and do think I look better in shorts over pants. I'm someone somewhat goofy who doesn't take himself super serious and pants make me look too serious while shorts make me look more carefree. And since I wear shorts the vast majority of the time shorts are kinda my default and when wearing pants and look down I feel kinda weird not being able to see my bare legs anymore.
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Anon08/30/26, 03:13No.18762754
I can't wear shorts anymore because years of wearing tight dress socks to work have cut off circulation and made it so that my leg hair doesn't grow around my ankles. I look like I have old man legs; it's disgusting.
I wish I would have known that something like this could be permanent... I would have stretched my socks for a looser fit to prevent this ;_;
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Anon08/30/26, 07:10No.18762783
So i was at a christening yesterday and i bought fast fashion pants from Kiabi and my uncle told me that i look cheap and i should start looking more expensive instead of wearing 30 euro clothing. Where can i start? It's my first time posting here
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Anon08/31/26, 02:51No.18763122
Shorts length shit showed me how easily influenced people are. Back in high school the current trend for men's/boy's shorts was baggy and below the knee but one day I overheard the most popular girl in school telling a friend of hers how much she loves boys in short shorts and hates the long baggy shorts usually wear and though it was just between her and her friends boys close by were listening in and then they spread the word to other boys throughout the day and next thing you know, literally the very next day of school half the boys appear in short shorts. Some of the boy's shorts were so short they actually got dress coded (rules were no shorts shorter than mid-thigh). The popular girl seemed to like it though. I noticed her blushing quite a lot and getting giddy about it. Mission accomplished I guess.
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Anon08/31/26, 03:08No.18763127
they cant. ive always exercised so obviously i wear/wore shorts a lot. last time i ever wore them to do something besides exercise i had a dude old enough to be my father come up to me and tell me how nice my ass looked in them then he went on to tell me how badly he wanted to suck my dick. he was well dressed and wearing a suit. i have never or would ever wear shorts again in public except for when i exercise which i do late in the evening... jogging etc when nobody is out
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Anon08/31/26, 21:31No.18763433
You don’t. The male figure looks good with a straight and sleek leg silhouette. All shorts break that. If you’re very fit, you can obviously look good in the minimal amount of clothing possible so the smallest shorts possible without looking gay but never better than if you had pants giving a straight leg silhouette.
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Anon08/31/26, 21:37No.18763435
like hulk
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Anon09/05/26, 05:48No.18765648
*sigh* the vendetta some men have against shorts is just so fucking weird. and it's almost always online i've almost never seen this in real life except for ancient deeply religious dudes. never seen a woman complain about men in shorts either. if you live somewhere hot where shorts are the norm you'll be looked at as weird if you don't wear shorts if anything
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Anon09/06/26, 22:40No.18766433
You need to look like a rugby player.
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Anon09/11/26, 05:30No.18768410
pair with cowboy boots
