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Anonymous01/28/26, 02:19No.18642737
Why cant zoomers grow their hair like this anymore? Im 37 and still have long flowing locks but it seems like so many guys that are younger than me are BALD LOL
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Anon01/28/26, 02:48No.18642753
I'm 35 and getting out of the military. Wait for me, senpai. I'm going to get my hair long again.
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Anon01/28/26, 05:34No.18642819
You're a fucking cringe buttrocker faggot if you still have "long, flowing locks" at 37. Most of us grew out of that in our early twenties. It just doesn't work. It doesn't work for you. I assure you. People think Kenny G. when they see your long woman hair. Cut it. Metallica matured and did it and now we realize it would look stupid if they all had long grey hair. And most men will lose their hair at some point. I didn't start losing mine until I was forty. So you're being pretty bold to assume it won't happen to you. And you're being an asshole for making fun of anyone for their hair falling out. You sure will luck stupid when yours falls out and you still keep it long. Even worse than you currently look.
And as for your first question; they can. They just don't want to because it's not the style anymore. Don't you understand how it works? Pretty immature for someone your age. Guess that's why you still have long hair.
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Anon01/28/26, 07:05No.18642857
People can, they just don't want to. It's not in fashion and it looks pretty cringe past your early 20s.
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Anon01/28/26, 07:42No.18642870
the real answer is too depressing.
things are so fucked. you don't want to know.
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Anon01/28/26, 15:15No.18643012
nice cope unc
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Anon01/28/26, 16:12No.18643051
how do you see so many guys that are "younger than you" from your mom's basement?
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Anon01/28/26, 18:29No.18643117
i have long hair but i think about cutting it every day. it's so fucking obnoxious to do anything. to keep it out of your face you need to wear a hat or a bandana or tie it up, and at that point why even have the long hair.
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Anon01/28/26, 20:40No.18643193
I'm bald. Cursed genes.