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Anonymous01/18/26, 15:19No.18635997
How to Costanzamaxx?
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Anon01/18/26, 15:27No.18636002
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Anon01/18/26, 15:36No.18636006
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Anon01/18/26, 16:14No.18636022
1.) Eat food out of the trash
2.) Date your cousin
3.) Eat while having sex
4.) Fake a disability to get a private bathroom
5.) Push women and children out of the way getting away from a fire
6.) Create a fake charity and pretend to donate money to it in other people's names
7.) Stretch out the neck hole in your friend's sweater
There's a lot more I'm forgetting just now.
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Anon01/18/26, 16:39No.18636052
>How to Costanzamaxx?
Old suit, glasses, sleaze, smug aura
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Anon01/18/26, 17:17No.18636098
>heres that early 30s youngling I was telling you about
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Anon01/18/26, 19:40No.18636192
costanza is nice and sociable, good buddy energy
but he is also a cuck beta whom women dont respect
i beat women, batter them, oppress them
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Anon01/18/26, 19:46No.18636194
i hate whores
i am a hater
hateful bitter old loner
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Anon01/18/26, 20:10No.18636205
I’m also very, very homosexual.
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Anon01/18/26, 20:51No.18636231
>dress based on mood
>be knowledgable about bras
>always try the material
>avoid no mans land buttons
>gore-tex
>pepsi > wine
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Anon01/19/26, 09:48No.18636628
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Anon01/19/26, 09:57No.18636632
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Anon01/19/26, 09:57No.18636633
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Anon01/19/26, 09:58No.18636635
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Anon01/19/26, 09:59No.18636636
And here we have a warm fall fashion choice of red flannel with jeans and boxer shorts.
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Anon01/19/26, 09:59No.18636637
The "Comrade"
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Anon01/19/26, 10:00No.18636638
What fragrance does George spritz before going out?
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Anon01/19/26, 10:00No.18636639
George at Wimbledon with flip-up shades.
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Anon01/19/26, 10:02No.18636640
George can pull anything off.
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Anon01/19/26, 10:04No.18636643
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Anon01/19/26, 10:04No.18636644
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Anon01/19/26, 10:05No.18636645
I love their 90s style.
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Anon01/19/26, 10:05No.18636646
Not many people can pull off this Goretex puffer.
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Anon01/19/26, 10:06No.18636648
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Anon01/19/26, 10:07No.18636649
Can you even believe this fucking sweater??
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Anon01/19/26, 10:08No.18636650
be a bald manlet. wear similar clothes
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Anon01/19/26, 10:08No.18636651
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Anon01/19/26, 10:09No.18636654
I wish I knew what kind of watch he wore.
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Anon01/19/26, 10:11No.18636656
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Anon01/19/26, 10:12No.18636658
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Anon01/19/26, 10:13No.18636659
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Anon01/19/26, 10:38No.18636672
Paint your Timberlands black with a marker so you're taller.
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Anon01/19/26, 16:21No.18636845
Extreme effay costuming on that show, everyone drips
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Anon01/19/26, 17:58No.18636915
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Anon01/20/26, 03:30No.18637366
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Anon01/20/26, 04:03No.18637383
this is what being 30 looked like in the 90s
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Anon01/20/26, 05:24No.18637429
You can turn on any random episode and theyll be tons of inspo great show
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Anon01/20/26, 05:31No.18637435
The Keith Hernandez hour long episode just started.
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Anon01/20/26, 08:06No.18637476
everytime I try, I fail.
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Anon01/22/26, 07:44No.18638856
Costanza is a state of being one reaches in their life.
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Anon01/22/26, 07:50No.18638859
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Anon01/22/26, 07:54No.18638866
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Anon01/24/26, 16:09No.18640481
Seinfeld sucks so fucking much
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Anon01/24/26, 17:34No.18640514
Start doing THIS
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Anon01/25/26, 20:31No.18641168
I'm sure Elaine was fashionable, but I'm not gay nor a woman so I can't really be sure. She was really into shoes in one episode. The "Botticellis" she was so proud of and had to give to that chef to get the heads up about the studio head and the pasta primavera.
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Anon01/27/26, 22:07No.18642592
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Anon01/28/26, 22:39No.18643260
what the fuck i can't believe i made this joke of a thread 10 days ago and it's still up
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Anon01/28/26, 22:51No.18643264
>yiddish humor
>cable TV
