Anon10/12/25, 23:26No.18561543
>WEE-OO WEE-OO
>CUTIE ALERT. CUTIE ALERT.
>RETURN TO YOUR RESPECTIVE BOARDS. DO NOT PANIC.
>Sir, an attractive young woman posted on the fashion board.
>Well, don't just stand there, Johnson! Give me the status. How's her fit?
>It's... mid, sir. But she's wearing a short skirt and an oversized jacket. It's incredibly endearing.
>That'll cause a stir. Luckily, it's probably just a resident neckbeard posting one of the Instagram girls he stalks. Get the jannies to clean it up. And pay them double for the mess.
>But... But sir... We... We-
>Damn it, out with it, Johnson!
>...We did a reverse image search. 0 results.
>My God...
Haha just fooling around. Hey, I'm Brian.