new neighbor moved in with a dog they let bark

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Anon06/23/26, 04:37No.2996843

>all that overcomplicated shit Just fucking throw a piece of meat full of xylitol in their yard.

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Anon06/23/26, 05:00No.2996846

I'm thinking something like this and with a power amp, so I don't hear it but it nukes them with barking.

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Anon06/23/26, 05:14No.2996850

i was gonna type out a long reply about my direct experience with this exact problem but you sound like a miserable antisocial twat so youll inevitably piss them off and then have to live with petty shithead aggression as long as youre neighbors. so enjoy that so you might as well escalate straight to a code offense report tomorrow

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Anon06/23/26, 09:12No.2996867

I like dogs but I hate dog owners.Parents of humans see the world as an evil place and they must protect their child.Dog "parents" see the world as a place where they must enforce their dog's civil rights to do WTF it wants.

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Anon06/23/26, 15:06No.2996897

Have you tried giving the dog a day or two to settle into his brand new fucking environment so that everything isn't brand new and overstimulating before getting on 4Chan and bitching like a little keyboard warrior to strangers online??? Oh I guess not.Maybe try that first.

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Anon06/23/26, 16:43No.2996907

The sounds of another dog barking will kust made the dog bark more you fuckin retard.Go on amazon and and just search "ultrasonic anti bark". The exact thing you need already exists, you buy it and put it up facing the location of the barking dog. It shuts the dog up without bothering anybody.

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Anon06/23/26, 18:47No.2996922

Talk to your neighbor before going autistic passive aggressive or code enforcement, pussy.On a positive a barking dog is nigger repellent.

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Anon06/24/26, 04:58No.2997011

You could try an anti-bark sound device or something like that.My neighbors across the street also have an annoyingly loud dog that will legit bark nonstop for like 15 minutes at a time. To be fair there are other dogs further away that I can only faintly hear which are probably setting it off.I greet the owners with a wave if I see them but I don't talk to them like I do my other neighbors. They seem a little asocial. I've considered talking to them about it but I don't really know what I'd ask of them. >Can you not be a shitty dog owner and train your dog to not be so reactive the way you're supposed to? >Can you not be a shitty dog owner and actually take your dog on walks and provide enrichment instead of just keeping it in the backyard all day so it stays stressed 24/7?There are animal nuisance ordinances in my city so I sent an email to the animal control department, not that I expected anything to come of it. They're supposed to investigate and issue a citation for dogs that bark or harass pedestrians but in typical city worker fashion they never did.This whole experience has really made me hate dog owners.

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Anon06/28/26, 07:48No.2997647

I too am suffering from a recent dog being loud, probably gonna make an LRAD that is like 200 watts at 20khz and have it go off every time they bark, either they will shut the fuck up or they will bark even harder which is also fine too, if they bark literally non stop for days on end the county can finally do something

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Anon06/29/26, 14:12No.2997816

A piece of meat with a pill of melatonin inside. That will make the dog relax and maybe go to sleep. Don't know if this will solve the problem long term, though. Try to smash the pill into a powder and mix it with the meat. Start maybe with 1mg melatonin. Of course , the best solution would be if your neighbors stopped being inconsiderate jerks. I've had this problem before with several neighbors and I just lost hope in people. Like some anon said itt, I've learned to hate dog owners

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Anon06/29/26, 19:14No.2997851

On a related note, how can I get MY dog not to bark/be so reactive? He's very calm except when he thinks there's someone outside. Unfortunately, my house has shit windows so he hears everything and always thinks someone is outside. He is trained to stop when I tell him "Shut the fuck up", but the barking is a problem when he decides to bark at 5 am. I have to physically get up to stop him. By that time he already woke everyone up

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Anon06/29/26, 19:19No.2997852

Throw some dark chocolate in to it.

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Anon07/01/26, 19:30No.2998100

It's just excited because it just moved. It'll probably be fine and it'll die in a few years anyway.

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Anon07/01/26, 21:08No.2998119

easy enough buy a salt lick also known as a cow lick put it in their yard somewhere that won't be immediately noticed if possible dog will lick it and within a month its kidneys will explode it definitely works, i used this method to get rid of my neighbours cockapoo or whatever the fuck its called, some degenerate mutt breed with the poodle as a base mix whiny yappy little shit they got while they didn't have kids and then constantly dumped in the garden after having kids because they didn't want it anymore deposited a salt lick into the bush they had in the garden and let nature take its course, dogs love salty things after all best done during a heatwave for maximum effect

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Anon07/02/26, 01:18No.2998150

Dog people think they are so cute.

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Anon07/02/26, 06:44No.2998168

OP HERE good news everyone, the old cunt neighbor is just an old bitch that lives with her son, who is an upstanding gentlemen. he finally moved in after about a week, and shut his dogs up and apologized for his stupid ass bitch mom. apparently they moved from a big ranch in the middle of cali the dogs were fine as soon as he finally moved in and shut their dumb asses up. thankfully i didnt have to get crazy. btw the ultrasonic things are a waste of money, they dont work for shit no matter what setting you use.

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Anon07/02/26, 12:41No.2998193

how do i get rid of birds? they chirp so loudly at like 3-4am start. and theres a bunch of em flying about on my house, window, etc... just constantly chirping forever annoying, not even pretty chirps... i should put something in blueberries or something.. ?

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Anon07/06/26, 22:22No.2998730

My man just steal the dog then drive it 20 miles away and dump it.

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Anon07/06/26, 23:01No.2998737

>Dog barks constantly Is this a city/suburban problem? I live in the sticks with wild animals everywhere, shit is always noisy. It must be suburban specific though because I did live in a city for a few years and blacks/brown having yelling level conversations a block away from each other in the wee hours was constant. It was the only time I used noise cancelling headphones and ear plugs constantly at home. Sony noise cancelling headphones are pretty amazing, I didn't hear the hood rats blasting each other to shit just a couple hundred feet from my house (over "disrespect", I'm sure).God damn, hearing bull frogs, gators, bobcats, foxes, and incessant insects is like lullaby music compared to those days.

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Anon07/14/26, 02:58No.2999628

i have the same problem. i have misophonia. no i'm not a snowflake about it, loud sounds are fucking annoying everyone knows this is true this is just the fancy word to describe it. affects 1 in 4 people. there is no cure. therapy maybe but i think that's bullshit. i usually end up in a screaming rage as a reaction to certain noises. if that sounds familiar then welcome to the fucking club. no i'm not a raging asshole, loud is often fun, certain things are really not.i'm not killing the dog because i'm not going back to jail and no it wont solve the problem. i hate ALL dogs but i specifically hate toy breeds. their existence is already the result of an ignorant and inhumane practice by retards convinced it's not and they are also extremely dumb animals that cannot be trained to stop being pussy ass little niggas that bark all day yet fuck off if you approach em.i'd suggest get close with the neighbor and the dog itself. realize that when it is barking, it's not barking at (You), that helped me somewhat. i've pet the ugly ass thing, it's licked my fingers, but that's about it. i'm working up the courage to give it a chew toy. it doesn't deserve a cent of my money. i'm going to give it one i found in the street.i have not yet accepted the fact that this fucker barks at everything that moves. that is the fault of the ignorant ass owners. they're using it as a redneck doorbell. if i get closer to them i will mention all of this. i'm going to wait until i catch them both and the dog outside to give them the chew toy. women are always the reason these dogs are about and they're easier to manipulate, so think of something to make her feel really bad. you can use my story.loud music for the time being. i don't really like loud music anymore but it works for me.if the dog is barking between 9pm-9am, where i live that is actually a legally enforceable issue, but the owner is gonna find out it's you that started it so dont bother with B before doing A

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Anon07/18/26, 09:13No.3000159

Wait until they are not home, let the dog out. Dog runs away retarded and happy, not barking any more. Solved. If they confront you with camera footage say you thought it was hurt and went to look.

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Anon07/22/26, 01:15No.3000629

If American: use a payphone/burner phone to tip off the ATF about illegal machineguns.

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Anon07/29/26, 08:55No.3001737

Go to city animal control. They'll give you a form to fill out about animal noise. Dates/times/durations. Fill it all in. I did this 20+ years ago with a big obnoxious barking dog next door. Within about 2 days the problem was fixed. I don't know what they threatened the neighbor with, but it was stone cold fixed forever.

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Anon08/14/26, 10:00No.3004382

It's funny how once a week people come do /diy/ to ask for advice on their social issues. This board is for projects like a shed distillery, it's not a war room for special operations against lousy neighbours and their pets.If a stupid dog barking annoys you so much in this day and age that you can't stand it and on top of that you resort to scheeming after a brief convo instead of actually complaining to the owner then the problem is you. The easiest solution is to poison the dog but that will not help your character and you will continue to live in misery for another random reason.

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Anon08/14/26, 13:29No.3004391

can't you just bake him some edibles? Toss one over the fence every few hours and the doggo is tripping balls

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Anon08/16/26, 01:38No.3004598

what is a jeet shaker?

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Anon08/16/26, 09:28No.3004619

should just deal with it or soundproof your house more. I dunno what to tell you. i live in a place with dogs all around but they are never that loud. only problem i have the fucking dog near me is fucking huge and everytime i let my dog out the other dog goes nuts. i'll have to pay for a tall fence to avoid the fucker.

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Anon08/16/26, 17:09No.3004657

Remember, dogs literally never get tired of barking

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Anon08/24/26, 00:04No.3005538

Just have sex with their dog. Either the dog will be happy to see you again, or the owner will make sure you never see the dog again.

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Anon08/28/26, 05:38No.3006069

OP here. so i ended up just reporting this faggot to animal control and i don't know what they said to them but i have not had much of a problem since. the neighbor hasn't put his dogs out at 4 30 am at all and if they do bark he fuckin is super serious about stopping it kek. I'm guessing they told him there's a fine for it or some shit idk don't care. dog is still an annoying faggot from time to time but at least they try to shut it up now.

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Anon09/06/26, 00:28No.3007135

Shit in the neighbor's yard to assert dominance. >inb4 disabled Use a commode, then.

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Anon09/08/26, 19:40No.3007464

I had neighbors like that. They always came to the door saying they just got out of the shower or something.Turns out they were nudists and their house was full of animals. They moved out when neighbors started complaining to the police about the wild dogs and walking around nude. Their home had to be gutted because, amongst other things, they seemed to have a rat colony in their walls as pets.

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Anon09/10/26, 13:52No.3007706

Literally just call animal control and quit being a faggot trying to do some passive aggressive wheelchair bound shit that’s going to start a neighbor feud.

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Anon09/11/26, 01:05No.3007778

I have more or less the same problem. In this case, it's my damn dog. I literally hear him barking all damn day. What about a simple system that when detects barks it start producing a sound like a dog whistle?

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